Okay, here we go again

Disclaimer: Do you really need to see this again? I mean COME ON!


Read my other comedy story, Gundam Wing: Family matters. It's good for a laugh.


The next few scenes go through with a few minor incidents.

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Navi= HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! WATCH OUT! ::plunk::

Link= Hehehe! Bottled Navi!

Director= CUT!
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Link crawls through the tunnel to get to the kokiri sword.

Link= dammit, this tunnel is REALLY dirty. I hate closed spaces, too! WALLS... CLOSING... IN!
AAAAAHHHHH!

Director= CUT!
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Link= Almost... There!

Link crawls out of the tunnel and uses the wall for support while he stands.
It promptly falls over.

The director rubs his forehead
Director= CUT!
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Link walks down the "hallway" to the sword. You know, the one with the rolling BOULDERS!

Link= Fa la la la la.

Choir dude= Link, You're flat!
:: BumBum, shhh ::
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Link= I GOT THE SWORD!
The indiana Jones theme plays and Link runs to get to the tunnel again.
::SPLAT!::

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Link= MIDO! LET ME THROUGH!
Mido1= NO! YOU DON'T HAVE A SHIELD YET!
Link= BUT I HAVE A SWORD!
Mido1= SO? WHAT GOOD'LL THAT DO YA?
Link decapitates Mido
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Ahhh yes, I Bottled Navi, and Decapitated Mido.
::Sigh::
My work is done for the day.