Author: Sarah aka Girl Friday
Title: Percy's Big Surprise
Genre: Humor I guess
Rating: pfft. G
Disclaimer: Not Mine
Dedication: This is dedicated to beth! And her percy … cause they rule hardcore
A/N: this is set from the POV of three year old percy. All the poor boy wanted was a puppy!
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Today I get my puppy!
Daddy and Mummy left yesterday to get it.
Charlie and Bill keep smiling and telling me that I am going to love my big surprise.
Well of course I am gunna love my puppy.
My brothers are so silly sometimes!
I told mummy and daddy that I would take real good care of a puppy. That I would feed it and love it and take it for walks. I'm a good boy. Everyone says. Charlie says he specs I am smarter than him. That's because Charlie's dumb!
I hope they bring me home a collie. Daddy showed me a muggle TV show once. It was called Lassie. That's why I want a puppy. Lassie was really helpful. He saved Timmy from the old well! I want my puppy to be able to save me if I ever fall down a well.
He doesn't have to save Bill or Charlie though.
I told mummy that she could walk the puppy if she wanted. Her tummy is getting really big. She keeps complaining that "they are kicking". Charlie says it's her liver. I hope not. I don't want mummy's organs kicking her!
Daddy painted one of our spare rooms bright blue yesterday. My room is green. Blue is an ugly color. I told him that. He said that little boys should have blue rooms. Well my room isn't blue it's green!
Oh! Mummy and Daddy are home.
Mummy is holding two blue bundles in her arms
TWO PUPPIES!!
Wait those aren't puppies.
Those are babies!!!
They're all pink and squirmy.
Eewww they smell!
Daddy says I have two baby brothers now.
Fred and George. Their twins
I didn't want baby brothers!
I wanted a puppy!
Title: Percy's Big Surprise
Genre: Humor I guess
Rating: pfft. G
Disclaimer: Not Mine
Dedication: This is dedicated to beth! And her percy … cause they rule hardcore
A/N: this is set from the POV of three year old percy. All the poor boy wanted was a puppy!
*****************
Today I get my puppy!
Daddy and Mummy left yesterday to get it.
Charlie and Bill keep smiling and telling me that I am going to love my big surprise.
Well of course I am gunna love my puppy.
My brothers are so silly sometimes!
I told mummy and daddy that I would take real good care of a puppy. That I would feed it and love it and take it for walks. I'm a good boy. Everyone says. Charlie says he specs I am smarter than him. That's because Charlie's dumb!
I hope they bring me home a collie. Daddy showed me a muggle TV show once. It was called Lassie. That's why I want a puppy. Lassie was really helpful. He saved Timmy from the old well! I want my puppy to be able to save me if I ever fall down a well.
He doesn't have to save Bill or Charlie though.
I told mummy that she could walk the puppy if she wanted. Her tummy is getting really big. She keeps complaining that "they are kicking". Charlie says it's her liver. I hope not. I don't want mummy's organs kicking her!
Daddy painted one of our spare rooms bright blue yesterday. My room is green. Blue is an ugly color. I told him that. He said that little boys should have blue rooms. Well my room isn't blue it's green!
Oh! Mummy and Daddy are home.
Mummy is holding two blue bundles in her arms
TWO PUPPIES!!
Wait those aren't puppies.
Those are babies!!!
They're all pink and squirmy.
Eewww they smell!
Daddy says I have two baby brothers now.
Fred and George. Their twins
I didn't want baby brothers!
I wanted a puppy!
