Yet another side note: Here again for those of you who have delved deeper into my twisted world of FF8... HAHAHAHAHAHA..... *clears throat* Is a warning... I have no clue where this chapter is going to go... I an just going to warn you that Squall is going to slightly warm to Azurea... Who is and for ever will be the Annoying shit that is based on me! So for those of you who hate warm mushy things... skip this... cause it's pitiful too...
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The same thing as last time and yet again... Don't sue because A) I have no money and B) it'll cost more to sue me than you'll get out of it
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Azurea slowly walked up the stairs and stood behind Squall. He was studying the itinerary sheet and looking at the approaching city. The sound of battle where getting louder causing Azurea's heart to race.
"Hey!" She said as she leaned against the rail she snickered as he jumped. He just looked at her and nodded.
"This is what I love about battles... that ten minutes before when you feel like the world is yours and yours alone?"
'Why is she telling me this' He thought as he watched her stare off. Her hair was pulled up into a high bun and a few perfect waves that had fallen framed her face. She seemed utterly beautiful to Squall and it made him wonder why someone like her would ever want to be a SeeD.
"That's what I love about fighting the first ten minutes before battle and the first ten minutes during all the rest seems to be just extra even victory ya' know it's like who the fuck are you fighting for? Yourself? Your country? Or your next paycheck.... Very few people if any fight for themselves now... ya' know?" She said shaking her head.
"Just look out there at that crystal clear water... and how because of all the adrenaline pumping through your veins every thing smells clearer and looks clearer... Isn't this just bliss Squall?" She said looking up at him. His attention was fixated on the water.
"That's why no one likes you enough to give a shit about you Squall... because you sit there and you don't even acknowledge that you're listening you just sit there... why won't you fuckin' say somethin'?" She said getting loud.
"Because I have nothing to say that's why" He said as he looked down at her he was annoyed.
"That's the biggest understatement in the world! You seem like not only do you have nothing to say, but that there is nothing you can say" she said as she hit the rail with her fist and walked back down.
"Wait"
"Go fuck yourself Squall because I am the world and I have just officially passed you by" She said as she shut the door and Seifer walked up the stairs they were only a few minutes away now.
"Look are you okay... cause I'm sorry about the" He said as he pointed to his own forehead.
"Yeah I'm fine" Squall said nodding as he looked out over the water,
"Don't let her get to you... she's one of those people you know... kind of like Zell...she's forever gettin' on your nerves but she'll be there for you when you need her so don't piss her off too bad" Seifer said as the ship landed on the beach causing it to shake slightly.
When they got on shore they were all read the rules of the exam. Then they were told to junction their GFs and go. Azurea held her gun blade and fingered the trigger.
'What to junction what to junction... Four Horsemen or Jocasta' she thought as the other got ready. She decided on Jocasta. Which has an attack called holy thunder, which is similar to Holy.
"Last one there has to clean up the mess" She said as she took off in full sprint towards the action or at least what she thought would be action. She was able to walk to the square without seeing a single soldier let alone a battle.
'This is some booty shit' She thought as she looked around again. The other had just walked up they looked as though they had similar results no fights. They continued to walk around and patrol the square. Nothing. All of a sudden it got quiet.
"What is this dog training?" Seifer said as he kicked at a dog that was walking around. Azurea didn't respond.
"No it's a rest period" Zell said as he sat down by the fountain.
"What's that up there?" Squall said looking up at the communication's tower.
"Our next destination c'mon!" Seifer said pointing at it.
"No Seifer... this isn't an ordinary battle this is an exam! I don't think we should go" Zell said shaking his head.
"Look I'm the Captain and I say we go to the communication's tower so we're going to the communications tower" Seifer said looking around. Azurea shook her head. She wasn't about to speak she also wasn't about to disobey order's either. She would joke about everything else but not her schooling becoming a SeeD was her dream and it had been for a very long time.
"What about you chatter box? Should we go or stay" Seifer said looking at Azurea who started making every negative gesture known to man.
"Alright it's decided we're going... if you don't want to go stay here... and Chicken Wus your coming with us men" Seifer said as he started off towards the communications tower. The others followed leaving Azurea alone sitting on the edge of the fountain.
It took them a while to reach the top of the mountain. When they did they were at the base of the Com. Tower. Seifer went in first.
"Hey wait" a voice from above said they turned around to find a girl standing at the top of some rocks she lost her balance and came tumbling down. Zell and Squall couldn't contain their laughter,
"Um... Which one of you is the captain of squad B?" She said looking at them.
"He's down there" Zell said pointing at Seifer who was just about to enter the tower.
"C'mon" he yelled as he entered
"Hey Squad leader wait" the girl yelled as she jumped off the ledge. Zell and Squall followed.
Inside the tower they found nothing but a measly haste draw point and an elevator. They all too the elevator to the top.
"This is pointless we should go back" Zell said as they neared the top. All of a sudden a rumbling started as the giant satellite dish was activated.
"... The hell" Zell said as they reached the top to find Seifer torching a monster with fire. It immediately died. So much for fighting.
"Are you the Squad leader?" Selphie said grinning at Seifer like a teenybopper at Justin Timberlake.
"Uhh... yeah" He said looking slightly annoyed.
"Umm... we have to pull out... at 19:00 orders by the big chief sir" she said wiping her stupid grin off of her face.
"Shit... that's in 30 minutes... " Seifer said as he got on the elevator with Selphie behind him practically humping his leg.
When they got down to the bottom they heard creaking not just any creaking either a loud creaking noise that after a while started to resemble that of grandma after too many beans.
"Man Zell... is that you?" Squall said taking a step back.
"No... Man... It's coming from above" Zell said looking up to find a giant spider.
"... The Hell" Zell said as he started running he was followed by Squall who as usual was behind.
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Announcer: ..... Will they end up actually fighting the giant spider? Was it REALLY the spider that was making the farting noises? Will Azurea kill Squall for not answering her? (Probably knowing how Psycho this fuckin' author is... alright no! @#@$ you.. and your mama)
*Announcer falls into Ivy's patented Bottomless pit where he is poked in the butt by little red Robert Dinero's(sp?) with pitch forks and a new announcer falls from the sky and is handed the script*
New Announcer: Will Quistis ever really get used in this story? Why the hell is Sylvan starting to get a bad rep? And more in the next chapter of Ivy's FFVIII... And when the hell will this get funny? this isn't humor!
*New Announcer drops into bottomless pit being poked by little Leonardo Dicaprio's.... While author sits back and laughs like the maniac she is*
