Thanks for the reviews. And here's part two, the hilarity and insanity continues.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon.
~. New York! NewYork!~
The great lot of them trouped into Matt's apartment hauling their luggage behind them. They had been warned it would be a tight fit, but all had agreed it would be more fun to room together. Koushirou was slumped over Mimi's humongous suitcase, which he had been forced to drag up ten flights of stairs. Apparently only the bravest of souls took the elevator. That was New York for ya. Matt's place was small, no doubt, but he decorated with such a flair that it looked fantastic and quite homey. Mimi, however, was distressed as she felt it desperately needed a woman's touch. Matt asked her what else could she expect from a 'swinging bachelor's pad.'
"This place is phat!" Everyone turned to look at Joe before collapsing into peals of laughter. Obviously someone had been picking up the local lingo. Koushirou stopped laughing just long enough to retort, "Yeah, it is da bomb!"
Joe looked very confused and highly unamused so he said, "Yo, you niggas is wack. Dis place is fly!"
Joe then made a strange flapping motion with his arms to emphasize his point, and Sora started choking. Kou-kun had to be taken to the bathroom wheezing. The laughter must have blocked up his throat, just as the car exhaust fumes must have blocked flow to Joe's brain cause there was seriously nothing going on up there.
Once everyone had calmed down sleeping arrangements were discussed. Mimi clamped on to Koushirou saying she would sleep squished up next to him so they would only take the place of one person. A vague look of dismay fell over Koushirou's face.
"Oh yeah, more fun filled nights of being kicked and abused."
Mimi whacked him over the head and went into the kitchen in search of Matt. Sora patted Koushy on his back. After many a sleep over she was well versed in Mimi's somewhat erratic sleeping habits.
"Tell you what, it's simple. Once she's asleep just roll her off the bed gently (she'll never wake up), and then in the morning tell her she fell off. Works like a charm!"
Everyone snickered as Koushirou said he'd try it.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen Matt and Mimi were having a rather interesting conversation.
"So I see New York's been treating you well."
"Yeah, it's alright, but you gotta be tough to make it in this town." Was Matt's response.
"So I've heard." Then she got an evil glint in eye.
"But you seem to be doing alright. You know, showing your 'true self' and all."
"Ha, Ha." Came Matt's sarcastic reply.
"Yeah baby, you're dead sexy."
"Austin Powers, how frightfully unoriginal."
"Come on Matt. You know you're impressed. My knowledge of classic American movies astounds you."
"Austin Powers? A classic? Well I can't argue with you there."
Mimi waved her hand dismissing the subject.
"Whatever. Moving on to more interesting matters. Have you got a girlfriend?"
Matt raised an eyebrow, and Mimi slapped her forehead.
"Sorry. Have you got a boyfriend?"
"Nah. Nothing too interesting coming my way."
"If you say so." Was Mimi's skeptical retort. "Well, you know who else is without a man?"
"You?" asked Matt with a smirk. Not catching on Mimi began,
"What do you mean? Koushirou and I are..." realization dawns, "Hey! Are you questioning my Kou-kun's manly hood?"
"What manly hood?" said Matt with an entirely serious expression.
"Matt!!"
"Okay, okay. I'm sure dear Kou-chan is right up there with the gladiators." Said Matt in a very unconvincing tone.
"You're impossible. But I was talking about Tai."
"Of course Tai hasn't got a boyfriend. He's dating Sora...though, now that I think about it she is kinda-"
"Oi! Lay off her, and they're not dating. Tai likes you, and I know you like him. You loouuvvee him!"
"Yeah, right." He exited the kitchen with a tray of food leaving Mimi behind him making kissy faces.
A/N: It only gets kookier as we go along. Can you handle it? Tell me if you want me to continue, review!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon.
~. New York! NewYork!~
The great lot of them trouped into Matt's apartment hauling their luggage behind them. They had been warned it would be a tight fit, but all had agreed it would be more fun to room together. Koushirou was slumped over Mimi's humongous suitcase, which he had been forced to drag up ten flights of stairs. Apparently only the bravest of souls took the elevator. That was New York for ya. Matt's place was small, no doubt, but he decorated with such a flair that it looked fantastic and quite homey. Mimi, however, was distressed as she felt it desperately needed a woman's touch. Matt asked her what else could she expect from a 'swinging bachelor's pad.'
"This place is phat!" Everyone turned to look at Joe before collapsing into peals of laughter. Obviously someone had been picking up the local lingo. Koushirou stopped laughing just long enough to retort, "Yeah, it is da bomb!"
Joe looked very confused and highly unamused so he said, "Yo, you niggas is wack. Dis place is fly!"
Joe then made a strange flapping motion with his arms to emphasize his point, and Sora started choking. Kou-kun had to be taken to the bathroom wheezing. The laughter must have blocked up his throat, just as the car exhaust fumes must have blocked flow to Joe's brain cause there was seriously nothing going on up there.
Once everyone had calmed down sleeping arrangements were discussed. Mimi clamped on to Koushirou saying she would sleep squished up next to him so they would only take the place of one person. A vague look of dismay fell over Koushirou's face.
"Oh yeah, more fun filled nights of being kicked and abused."
Mimi whacked him over the head and went into the kitchen in search of Matt. Sora patted Koushy on his back. After many a sleep over she was well versed in Mimi's somewhat erratic sleeping habits.
"Tell you what, it's simple. Once she's asleep just roll her off the bed gently (she'll never wake up), and then in the morning tell her she fell off. Works like a charm!"
Everyone snickered as Koushirou said he'd try it.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen Matt and Mimi were having a rather interesting conversation.
"So I see New York's been treating you well."
"Yeah, it's alright, but you gotta be tough to make it in this town." Was Matt's response.
"So I've heard." Then she got an evil glint in eye.
"But you seem to be doing alright. You know, showing your 'true self' and all."
"Ha, Ha." Came Matt's sarcastic reply.
"Yeah baby, you're dead sexy."
"Austin Powers, how frightfully unoriginal."
"Come on Matt. You know you're impressed. My knowledge of classic American movies astounds you."
"Austin Powers? A classic? Well I can't argue with you there."
Mimi waved her hand dismissing the subject.
"Whatever. Moving on to more interesting matters. Have you got a girlfriend?"
Matt raised an eyebrow, and Mimi slapped her forehead.
"Sorry. Have you got a boyfriend?"
"Nah. Nothing too interesting coming my way."
"If you say so." Was Mimi's skeptical retort. "Well, you know who else is without a man?"
"You?" asked Matt with a smirk. Not catching on Mimi began,
"What do you mean? Koushirou and I are..." realization dawns, "Hey! Are you questioning my Kou-kun's manly hood?"
"What manly hood?" said Matt with an entirely serious expression.
"Matt!!"
"Okay, okay. I'm sure dear Kou-chan is right up there with the gladiators." Said Matt in a very unconvincing tone.
"You're impossible. But I was talking about Tai."
"Of course Tai hasn't got a boyfriend. He's dating Sora...though, now that I think about it she is kinda-"
"Oi! Lay off her, and they're not dating. Tai likes you, and I know you like him. You loouuvvee him!"
"Yeah, right." He exited the kitchen with a tray of food leaving Mimi behind him making kissy faces.
A/N: It only gets kookier as we go along. Can you handle it? Tell me if you want me to continue, review!!
