Hello lovers!! Ain't life grand? I have exams next week, I have not yet begun to study and somehow here I sit typing Digimon fanfiction. It's nice to see my priorities are straight. Well anywho ta for the reviews darlings, they make it all worthwhile. So here is part three!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon. Actually I don't own Digimon anything! Not even a card (did Digimon have those or was it Pokemon?) In fact I don't even watch the show anymore. What's a tamer? Who knows, who cares, I'm living in the past so on with the fic!
New York! New York!
Matt stood on the deck of the Staten Island ferry by himself. The rest of the gang was exploring the vessel; he'd already been so it was no big thrill for him. He was just enjoying the wind on his face when he felt someone come up behind him. He looked to see Tai.
"Why aren't you with the others?" Matt asked.
"Oh, they were getting a bit too goofy. Kari keeps trying to get the captain to set sail for buried treasure."
Matt chuckled; Kari was a very odd girl. He glanced over at Tai and caught the brunette staring at him.
"What?"
Tai looked away guiltily with his cheeks burning.
"Nothing."
"Okay..." Kari clearly wasn't the only odd one, must be a family trait. He suddenly got a mental image of Tai and Kari in a chorus line, frilly tutus, high heel stilettos and all singing:
"We're super, thanks for asking! All things considered we couldn't be better we must say!"
Big Gay Al, tutus and leg ups? There was something very wrong about that train of thought.
"Isn't it nice out here?" Tai asked, thankfully interrupting Matt's thoughts in which Tai had begun a frightfully accurate Liza impression.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I guess it's okay." He said nonchalantly.
"Just okay? Aren't you the enthusiast." Tai responded sarcastically.
"Of course. It's my cool exterior that wins me all the boys."
"Oh." Tai just looked away. Matt was lost, Tai seemed kinda off, but he couldn't for the life of him figure out why.
'Dude, some messed up, crazy ass shit going on in this mother.' Matt froze, 'Did I just think that?! Oh God, New York's really starting to get to me.'
Several Days later they were once again sight seeing when Matt remembered he needed to drop by the theatre. The boys all gave a sigh of relief as Mimi had started talking about 'A Gigantic Mega All Day Shopping Spree!' Once there, Matt introduced the rest to the owner Terry. Said young man flashed them his pearly whites, struck a pose and said,
"Theresa, on a good day."
Sora had to shut Joe's mouth for him.
"Oh my god!" 'Theresa' continued, walking up to T.K. "It's like a little clone!" He looked back and forth between Matt and T.K.
"Oh yes, very cute. Hmm...I wonder if they're the same ALL over..." He said, fingers trailing dangerously low. Both brothers simultaneously turned brilliant crimson. Matt dragged Terry away leaving T.K. to run back to Kari whom he clung to desperately. The older blond told them to have a look around; he needed to talk to Terry.
When they were alone Matt began,
"What the hell was that about?!"
"Oh just a bit of fun. Frighten the foreigners, you know."
"Whatever. Just lay off my bro. They all think you're a freak now. Not that that isn't true, but I'd rather they not have any more ammo to use against me."
"Calm down honey, it's okay. Plus I'm sure at least one wasn't freaked out. Who's the short cute one with the glasses?"
"That's Koushirou, who is also very straight and very involved."
"You mean the leggy one with the pink hair?"
"Uh-huh."
"Oh, puh-lease! I am more woman than she could ever hope to be! All he needs to do is just come on over, and I'll show him how a real woman can be."
"Alright, let's just stop before this goes any further. I'm here to-"
"Who's the sexy little brunette? I'd like to hold him down and-"
"Terry!"
"What?!"
"That's Tai."
"Oohh! The Tai?! The 'I love him so much, why won't he love me back' Tai?" queried Terry with a cheeky grin.
"Huh?! I have never-, what are you talking about?!"
"Darling, I don't need words. I see that look in your eyes whenever you mention him."
"Look?! What look?!"
"Now, now. The heart wants what the heart wants. Don't get your panties in a twist."
"Panties? Ookaay. I do not like Tai, not like that, and even if I did he's not gay."
"Come now. There are no 'straight' men. All one has to do is find the gay within. And I'm sure your little Tai has lots of gay just waiting to be released. He wants you to be the one who rids him of the horrible (shudders) heterosexual life. Be that man! Be all that you can be! Carpe DeNiro!"
Matt blinked. Was everyone around him losing their mind?
"I believe you mean, Carpe Diem."
"Nuh-uh. I'd like to seize me some o dat Mr. DeNiro. You can keep your 'Seize the Day' it is not for me."
"Riiight. So, we'll talk when sanity returns. Buh-bye."
"Don't let the ickle boy get away. You'll rue the day you let him go!"
Matt shook his head and left Terry, going in search of the others.
A/N There we are part three in all it's zany glory. Ah, but do not fear the best is yet to come. Yes, Matt's going to do another little performance! Gods I am having so much fun with this story, and guess what some one called me a perv!! Can you believe it?! Sweet innocent little me? (smiles cutely) Well they haven't seen pervy yet; wait till they see the next chapter. Stay tuned!! Bwah HaHaHa!! And remember to review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon. Actually I don't own Digimon anything! Not even a card (did Digimon have those or was it Pokemon?) In fact I don't even watch the show anymore. What's a tamer? Who knows, who cares, I'm living in the past so on with the fic!
New York! New York!
Matt stood on the deck of the Staten Island ferry by himself. The rest of the gang was exploring the vessel; he'd already been so it was no big thrill for him. He was just enjoying the wind on his face when he felt someone come up behind him. He looked to see Tai.
"Why aren't you with the others?" Matt asked.
"Oh, they were getting a bit too goofy. Kari keeps trying to get the captain to set sail for buried treasure."
Matt chuckled; Kari was a very odd girl. He glanced over at Tai and caught the brunette staring at him.
"What?"
Tai looked away guiltily with his cheeks burning.
"Nothing."
"Okay..." Kari clearly wasn't the only odd one, must be a family trait. He suddenly got a mental image of Tai and Kari in a chorus line, frilly tutus, high heel stilettos and all singing:
"We're super, thanks for asking! All things considered we couldn't be better we must say!"
Big Gay Al, tutus and leg ups? There was something very wrong about that train of thought.
"Isn't it nice out here?" Tai asked, thankfully interrupting Matt's thoughts in which Tai had begun a frightfully accurate Liza impression.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I guess it's okay." He said nonchalantly.
"Just okay? Aren't you the enthusiast." Tai responded sarcastically.
"Of course. It's my cool exterior that wins me all the boys."
"Oh." Tai just looked away. Matt was lost, Tai seemed kinda off, but he couldn't for the life of him figure out why.
'Dude, some messed up, crazy ass shit going on in this mother.' Matt froze, 'Did I just think that?! Oh God, New York's really starting to get to me.'
Several Days later they were once again sight seeing when Matt remembered he needed to drop by the theatre. The boys all gave a sigh of relief as Mimi had started talking about 'A Gigantic Mega All Day Shopping Spree!' Once there, Matt introduced the rest to the owner Terry. Said young man flashed them his pearly whites, struck a pose and said,
"Theresa, on a good day."
Sora had to shut Joe's mouth for him.
"Oh my god!" 'Theresa' continued, walking up to T.K. "It's like a little clone!" He looked back and forth between Matt and T.K.
"Oh yes, very cute. Hmm...I wonder if they're the same ALL over..." He said, fingers trailing dangerously low. Both brothers simultaneously turned brilliant crimson. Matt dragged Terry away leaving T.K. to run back to Kari whom he clung to desperately. The older blond told them to have a look around; he needed to talk to Terry.
When they were alone Matt began,
"What the hell was that about?!"
"Oh just a bit of fun. Frighten the foreigners, you know."
"Whatever. Just lay off my bro. They all think you're a freak now. Not that that isn't true, but I'd rather they not have any more ammo to use against me."
"Calm down honey, it's okay. Plus I'm sure at least one wasn't freaked out. Who's the short cute one with the glasses?"
"That's Koushirou, who is also very straight and very involved."
"You mean the leggy one with the pink hair?"
"Uh-huh."
"Oh, puh-lease! I am more woman than she could ever hope to be! All he needs to do is just come on over, and I'll show him how a real woman can be."
"Alright, let's just stop before this goes any further. I'm here to-"
"Who's the sexy little brunette? I'd like to hold him down and-"
"Terry!"
"What?!"
"That's Tai."
"Oohh! The Tai?! The 'I love him so much, why won't he love me back' Tai?" queried Terry with a cheeky grin.
"Huh?! I have never-, what are you talking about?!"
"Darling, I don't need words. I see that look in your eyes whenever you mention him."
"Look?! What look?!"
"Now, now. The heart wants what the heart wants. Don't get your panties in a twist."
"Panties? Ookaay. I do not like Tai, not like that, and even if I did he's not gay."
"Come now. There are no 'straight' men. All one has to do is find the gay within. And I'm sure your little Tai has lots of gay just waiting to be released. He wants you to be the one who rids him of the horrible (shudders) heterosexual life. Be that man! Be all that you can be! Carpe DeNiro!"
Matt blinked. Was everyone around him losing their mind?
"I believe you mean, Carpe Diem."
"Nuh-uh. I'd like to seize me some o dat Mr. DeNiro. You can keep your 'Seize the Day' it is not for me."
"Riiight. So, we'll talk when sanity returns. Buh-bye."
"Don't let the ickle boy get away. You'll rue the day you let him go!"
Matt shook his head and left Terry, going in search of the others.
A/N There we are part three in all it's zany glory. Ah, but do not fear the best is yet to come. Yes, Matt's going to do another little performance! Gods I am having so much fun with this story, and guess what some one called me a perv!! Can you believe it?! Sweet innocent little me? (smiles cutely) Well they haven't seen pervy yet; wait till they see the next chapter. Stay tuned!! Bwah HaHaHa!! And remember to review!
