Oh my god don't ask what this is -.-... I was just blabbing.. and erm- I put it on here o_O;;

Banana Juice

By Drackie

After I wake up in the morning the phone rings and I say soy sauce and the other person says, whatchyu talkin bout? Do you drink your own camera after it has been washed in the fridge at night? How many dogs can you scream after midnight on a telephone? Two or one maybe even shoes! It is very yummy to write on your eyeballs after chewing gum! Sara! Get out of my shoe! Why are you in the speaker after five?! How do you...stop licking that VCR! Where are your sneakers!? Five minutes after eating soda cans the mouse eats the DVD stopper! Jeez, the life I die....FISH STICKS SOUND OF PHONE BILLS! After Tuesday I can't go to Venus anymore because that happened before, the one after that other thing happened! I can't believe fish are in my nostril after four..get out! Hey Bob! Jerry is looking for you! After Steve came outta da fridge at ten I used him to make a sandwhich with my hair in the oven! Can you believe the sound a chair makes when you look at it! Is it happy or mad? Or does it look like it's glad?! My god the eyes I have can see the turkey freezing in your pants after three! How old are telephones? I think I saw a dinosaur using the cell! Or wait, was that Eugene? Oops, my good! How come you never drink those sodas with me always? We used to go outside and whisper to the water pump credit card numbers! How could you not do fifteen bottles of beer on the toilet anymore!? I enjoy chairs that eat hairs in your mouth after biting your nuckle! Pop those nuckles Charlie! Make em the size of your mom! Damn that's big! Have you tasted the news?! There is a contaner! What kind you ask? Why is everyone tasting me? Get your ears away! Day old scissors left in the toilet after going soda dropping is fun when you are wearing your pajamas in the bathtub while licking the sink clean! JEEZ! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR STUPID LITTLE PARTY!? HUH! ALL YOU SAID WAS, "Uhhhh Derek, I never had a party, I was in the hospital last week..." OOOOOOOH AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO COME HAVE SUUUUURGERY WITH YOU?!?!?! HA! WHAT FRIEND YOOOOUUUU ARE!! AND I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU MY TELEPHONE CORD! FINE BITE BANANAS! Now onto the same things! Light my dish baby because your gonna smell it! Bannas after three come in handy for licking a dogs breath after putting fresh new clean teeth in your head of the brain of the sneaker mouse speaker screen game tv whole thingy! What!? You won!? How dare you! I was hoping you would smell the nice shoes that one kid has after eating them in your bed! Damn you!!! What!? You sound of pee? Is that because your breath is tic tacy after saying hi to your mom in the shower and then she screamed?! Fun!!!! IMy mom told me that the soda can ate her after the phone said hi and the sky said birdies shall poop....and maybe on yooooooooouuuuu....she said, whoooaaaa I like voices that I don't know where they are coming from! What just fell on my head that ever so felt like birdy pooperz? Hmmm I guess it was those silly lice again! Or maaaayyybee just maybe I have...SCAVEEZ!! Hooray!!! Well, that's all for tomorrow! I gotta go play soda games on Jupiter! Hi!