Disclaimer/Notes: I am INSANE. Oh yeah, and I don't own Harry Potter. Gracias.
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James was pacing up and down the dormitory hall. "What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?" he muttered over and over.
"What are you gonna do about what?" Lily's voice came drifting down the hall.
"Lily! Thank goodness you're here! We've got a problem..." James grabbed Lily by the wrist and started to drag her towards the boys' bedroom. "Hey, what are you doing here anyway?"
"Maybe I came to see Remus."
"Hope you like fur," he mumbled under his breath.
"What?"
"Nevermind."
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"James, cats don't just turn pink on their own."
"I know, I know," James sighed, "but I don't have a clue what happened."
"Let me try something," Lily said, rolling up her sleeves. A dozen spells later, she was stuck with a fizzing wand and a pink (but slightly burnt) Totes. She turned to James and shrugged her shoulders. "I'd suggest hiding before Remus gets back."
"That's the best you've got?" James whined.
"Don't whine James," Lily scolded. (a/n: good show, lily, my thoughts exactly)
"I'm not whining, I'm complaining. There's a *difference*, Lil."
"Sure there is, Sugar. Whatever you say."
"Look, I don't have time to argue now!" James said, gesturing animatedly with his hands. "Remus is going to be back in a moment of minutes, I was left in charge of his most beloved possession, and that possession just happens to have undergone a physical change! Things aren't looking too good right now, Lily!"
"Oh, settle down, Jamsie," came a tired reply from the next bed. "Cats are colorblind anyway, I doubt Totes is going to care."
"Fine thing for you to say, Sirius. It isn't Totes's reaction I'm worried about, it's Remus's."
"Oh, honestly," Lily said, clearly exasperated, "just tell him you don't know what happened. What's he going to do, bite you?"
Peter, now fully awake, gave a squeek and began to scuttle under his bed, but remembering the last time, opted for the closet instead.
"What'd I say?" Lily asked, innocently.
"Nevermind," said James and Sirius.
"Well, there's only one solution I can see to this," Sirius said, opening the window and picking up the cat in one motion.
"No!" James yelled, grabbing the cat away from Sirius. Just then, the door opened and one very tired, very bruised werewolf came stumbling in.
Not knowing what to do, James tucked his oversized night shirt into his pajama pants and stuffed the cat down the back of his shirt. Understandably, the cat did not enjoy this. Fortunately, Remus was slightly incoherent and didn't hear the screetches of protest.
"Remus! What happened to you?" Lily asked, innocently.
"Nothing," he muttered.
"I've been getting that answer a lot lately," she said under her breath.
Remus started to pull off his shirt. "Hey!" James said. "My girlfriend's in here!"
"Oh, sorry, didn't notice," he mumbled and winced as he climbed into bed.
"She was just talking to you!"
"Oh, really? Sorry," he was practically asleep as he spoke. "Where's my cat?"
"Um, right here," James said. Well, it was an honest response.
"Can I have him?"
James decided to take his chances, hoping that Remus was so out of it he wouldn't notice. He pulled out the little cat, which by this time had made it into his pants (much to the amusement of Lily, Sirius, the author, and hopefully the readers), and put him in Remus's arms. It was then that he realized that a person could be shocked out of a coma by that shade of pink. Remus's eyes snapped open, and he held the cat up to inspect him.
"This is not what we needed right now, is it, Totes?" he whispered. "Whoever did this is a dead man when I wake up." And with that, he fell asleep.
"Well, that went better than I'd expected," James said, slumping onto his bed. Sirius didn't agree. This revenge wasn't really as sweet as he'd hoped. Maybe it'd be better once Remus had slept...*wow* he thought *i am one twisted guy*
For the third chapter in a row, Peter's scream broke the silence. "Not again! No! I say NO you bloody sock! I'm telling you, I do NOT want to mate!"
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Okay, hope you liked it! See you in the next chapter! Leave honest reviews please!!!! Okay okay, lie if you must.....
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James was pacing up and down the dormitory hall. "What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?" he muttered over and over.
"What are you gonna do about what?" Lily's voice came drifting down the hall.
"Lily! Thank goodness you're here! We've got a problem..." James grabbed Lily by the wrist and started to drag her towards the boys' bedroom. "Hey, what are you doing here anyway?"
"Maybe I came to see Remus."
"Hope you like fur," he mumbled under his breath.
"What?"
"Nevermind."
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"James, cats don't just turn pink on their own."
"I know, I know," James sighed, "but I don't have a clue what happened."
"Let me try something," Lily said, rolling up her sleeves. A dozen spells later, she was stuck with a fizzing wand and a pink (but slightly burnt) Totes. She turned to James and shrugged her shoulders. "I'd suggest hiding before Remus gets back."
"That's the best you've got?" James whined.
"Don't whine James," Lily scolded. (a/n: good show, lily, my thoughts exactly)
"I'm not whining, I'm complaining. There's a *difference*, Lil."
"Sure there is, Sugar. Whatever you say."
"Look, I don't have time to argue now!" James said, gesturing animatedly with his hands. "Remus is going to be back in a moment of minutes, I was left in charge of his most beloved possession, and that possession just happens to have undergone a physical change! Things aren't looking too good right now, Lily!"
"Oh, settle down, Jamsie," came a tired reply from the next bed. "Cats are colorblind anyway, I doubt Totes is going to care."
"Fine thing for you to say, Sirius. It isn't Totes's reaction I'm worried about, it's Remus's."
"Oh, honestly," Lily said, clearly exasperated, "just tell him you don't know what happened. What's he going to do, bite you?"
Peter, now fully awake, gave a squeek and began to scuttle under his bed, but remembering the last time, opted for the closet instead.
"What'd I say?" Lily asked, innocently.
"Nevermind," said James and Sirius.
"Well, there's only one solution I can see to this," Sirius said, opening the window and picking up the cat in one motion.
"No!" James yelled, grabbing the cat away from Sirius. Just then, the door opened and one very tired, very bruised werewolf came stumbling in.
Not knowing what to do, James tucked his oversized night shirt into his pajama pants and stuffed the cat down the back of his shirt. Understandably, the cat did not enjoy this. Fortunately, Remus was slightly incoherent and didn't hear the screetches of protest.
"Remus! What happened to you?" Lily asked, innocently.
"Nothing," he muttered.
"I've been getting that answer a lot lately," she said under her breath.
Remus started to pull off his shirt. "Hey!" James said. "My girlfriend's in here!"
"Oh, sorry, didn't notice," he mumbled and winced as he climbed into bed.
"She was just talking to you!"
"Oh, really? Sorry," he was practically asleep as he spoke. "Where's my cat?"
"Um, right here," James said. Well, it was an honest response.
"Can I have him?"
James decided to take his chances, hoping that Remus was so out of it he wouldn't notice. He pulled out the little cat, which by this time had made it into his pants (much to the amusement of Lily, Sirius, the author, and hopefully the readers), and put him in Remus's arms. It was then that he realized that a person could be shocked out of a coma by that shade of pink. Remus's eyes snapped open, and he held the cat up to inspect him.
"This is not what we needed right now, is it, Totes?" he whispered. "Whoever did this is a dead man when I wake up." And with that, he fell asleep.
"Well, that went better than I'd expected," James said, slumping onto his bed. Sirius didn't agree. This revenge wasn't really as sweet as he'd hoped. Maybe it'd be better once Remus had slept...*wow* he thought *i am one twisted guy*
For the third chapter in a row, Peter's scream broke the silence. "Not again! No! I say NO you bloody sock! I'm telling you, I do NOT want to mate!"
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Okay, hope you liked it! See you in the next chapter! Leave honest reviews please!!!! Okay okay, lie if you must.....
