Abnormal Town Chapter 2
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Me: As you should know, Ash, Misty and Charizard have flown off into the
distance. Tracey is running to town because he has sensed that a problem has
arisen, and the people of Abnormal Town are dazed and confused. Ah, and yes,
Pikachu and Ledyba have decided to run away to Pinkan Island.
Let's check on those two now...

Me: Pikachu and Ledyba are soaring through the air. To help you understand
their conversation more completely, I have given myself full ability to dubb
PokeSpeech. (GRRRR the evil dubbies...)

"Are you sure its okay to be pink?" Pikachu questioned, holding on to Ledyba
with its hind feet.

"Mmm-hmm. I've done it before." Ledyba smiled.

"Okay. So what's it like?"

"Well, after you eat your first Pinkan Berry, you start to feel all woozy-
like this." Ledyba swerves around aimlessly for a few seconds. Pikachu
tightens his grip.

"Blech. How long does this last?"

"For a couple of minutes."

"Well that's sure specific."

"Will you marry me?"

"Will I WHAT??"

"I beg of you, please marry me!"

Pikachu's face expression softened.

"Okay."

"YAY!! ^^ Aside from us getting married, we're at Pinkan Island!"

"^^ YAY!! ^^"

Meanwhile, back to Tracey...
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'I wonder what's going on,' Tracey thought. 'I'm pretty sure I just saw Ash
and Misty fly away on a Charizard.' He shrugged. 'Oh well.'

He kept on walking until he reached the town which was now somehow
miraculously rebuilt, all the people acting quite normal, whatever 'normal'
means in a place like Abnormal Town.

'Hm, that's odd. I swear I just heard some weird freakish cannabalistic
yelling.' He shrugged. 'Oh well. I guess Ash and Misty left. I always knew
they liked each other.'

Meanwhile, in Gary's house...
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"Loser. You wish. Stupid. Loser. You wish. Stupid. Loser. You-" Gary was cut
off from practicing his snide comments by the mirror.

"Stupid mirror," He said rudely. "You're so mirror-like."

Then he continued. "You wish. Stupid. Loser. You wish. Stupid. Lose-"

Gary was cut off by the air.

"Stupid air," he said snidely. "You're so... air-like."

Brock burst in the door.

"Brock is so sexy.." Gary thought to himself.

"Gary!" Brock exclaimed. "You'll never guess what's going on outside!"

"What," Gary said quite rudely, "Is the sky falling?"

Brock glared at Gary (as much as a man with lines for eyes can glare). "No,
actually, a star fell from the sky. It will tell you who your perfect match
is. It's psychic."

"Wow!" Gary exclaimed, then stopped himself. "Uh- I mean- Okay. I'll go see-
if I really have to." He then proceeded to walk out of his house, Brock
following, naturally.

The purple luminescent star glowed glow-likely.

"Gary Oak, your perfect match is Percy from Harry Potter!" It bellowed, the
luminous....it!

"YAY!!" Gary ran into Percy's arms to be gay forever.

"Brock Pewter... your perfect match you will have to find on your own."

"WAAH!" He cried.

"Tracey Sketchit, your perfect match is... anybody but Brock." Then it added
in a whisper, "Don't do Thirdwheelshipping, God, don't."

Tracey nodded and sketched a beautiful sketch of the luminescent.... it. The
purple star blushed yellow and ran off to skip in fields of posies.

A/N: That's all for now, but I'm writing Chapter 3 right now. ^^ Cya!
-Barako