PenguinZ
Dante: **walks through the woods…late at night…and it's pitch black** **walks into a tree** OW! SKYEEEEEEE!
Skye: Whoops…sorry. **Gets rid of the tree*
Dante: What am I doing in the woods at midnight?
Skye: Walking. Now, GO!
Dante: **walks…hears a sound and turns around** Umm…who's there? **Shrugs and starts walking again**
???: Bwahahahaha…
Dante: **turns around again** Who's there?
Dante searches all around, scanning the forest with his eyes. All of a sudden, a little black and white animal jumps out from behind a tree. Dante quirks an eyebrow. More show up. Suddenly, our hero is surrounded by penguins. Hundreds apon thousands of penguins…coming closer and closer. Now, since it's against Dante's principals to harm an animal or a lady, being the nice guy he is, he had nowhere to go. He backs into a tree as the penguins inch closer.
???: Bwahahahaha…
Dante: WHO ARE YOU?! GET THESE PENGUINS AWAY FROM ME!
Penguins: **make penguin noises =\**
Suddenly, we see Trish walk out from behind a tree, laughing like a maniac.
Dante: NOOOOOO!
Penguins inch closer…and closer…
Dante woke up, sitting up on his bed, screaming at the top of his lungs. He wiped cold sweat from his forehead and looked around. There it was. Skye's penguin alarm clock. He looked over at her. She was sleeping. He shook her violently.
Dante: SKYE! YOUR FWAKIN ALARM CLOCK SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!
Skye: **innocently** Oops.
So, Skye agreed to get rid of the clock, and they lived happily ever after…or did they? **Insert evil music and laugh**
Dante: **walks through the woods…late at night…and it's pitch black** **walks into a tree** OW! SKYEEEEEEE!
Skye: Whoops…sorry. **Gets rid of the tree*
Dante: What am I doing in the woods at midnight?
Skye: Walking. Now, GO!
Dante: **walks…hears a sound and turns around** Umm…who's there? **Shrugs and starts walking again**
???: Bwahahahaha…
Dante: **turns around again** Who's there?
Dante searches all around, scanning the forest with his eyes. All of a sudden, a little black and white animal jumps out from behind a tree. Dante quirks an eyebrow. More show up. Suddenly, our hero is surrounded by penguins. Hundreds apon thousands of penguins…coming closer and closer. Now, since it's against Dante's principals to harm an animal or a lady, being the nice guy he is, he had nowhere to go. He backs into a tree as the penguins inch closer.
???: Bwahahahaha…
Dante: WHO ARE YOU?! GET THESE PENGUINS AWAY FROM ME!
Penguins: **make penguin noises =\**
Suddenly, we see Trish walk out from behind a tree, laughing like a maniac.
Dante: NOOOOOO!
Penguins inch closer…and closer…
Dante woke up, sitting up on his bed, screaming at the top of his lungs. He wiped cold sweat from his forehead and looked around. There it was. Skye's penguin alarm clock. He looked over at her. She was sleeping. He shook her violently.
Dante: SKYE! YOUR FWAKIN ALARM CLOCK SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!
Skye: **innocently** Oops.
So, Skye agreed to get rid of the clock, and they lived happily ever after…or did they? **Insert evil music and laugh**
