Disclaimer: Patrick Levis belongs to Patrick Levis. ::Stifles the urge to make a comment about his raging obsessors:: Okay then. This poem belongs to me. All people mentioned in this are either Disney's or people who belong to themselves as well. R/R!!!!!!!!!!! Some of the inside jokes are for fanficcers, and some are for Pat Levis fans. Even New People will prolly get something out of it. But no matter what, we should all commence in Reviewness, or in an act to prevent Maria-author from throwing a tantrum....

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So Weird was a venture,
a big career-starter,
Through sisters and simpletons,
he came out a lot smarter.

Brother of Fi,
companion of Clu,
enchanting with lectures,
and cynicism too.

Later Muniz, von Detten,
Whose sports themes were dashy,
and whose Brink storyline
led to stories quite slashy.

Soon came an offer,
of prime ecstacy,
Pat would soon embark
on the goodship WB.

Immersed in religion,
Bibles he reads,
for he and this Grant fellow
forged little discrepancy.

Thus Pat still strives
gracing viewers with his charm,
his undying love,
averted all harm.

He is so faithful
that he has no need to degrade
any other beliefs
for his own ego's sake.

Hence even though Mandy Moore was indifferent
'though she frollicked with Detten and Lively,
Pat shouldn't be offended at all,
since Alexz Johnson is just as pretty and he should like her too -- not implying.

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a/n: REVIEW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, what goes around, comes around! ; D