1 When Snape Met Barbie
In Charms class one day, the Hogwarts students were learning how to make inanimate objects come alive.
Ginny had brought in her Barbie doll from when she was younger.
"Okay, students! The spell is Comios Alivio!"
"COMIOS ALIVIO!" said the students. The only thing that happened was that the left arm of Harry's old GI Joe action figure moved a little.
Disappointed, the class left.
***
Ginny was not one for failure. She stayed up practicing all night. She ended up saying the spell in her sleep.
When she woke up, there was a life-size Barbie doll walking around her room!
"AHHHHH!" Ginny yelled.
Hermione came in. "What's wrong Ginny?" then she saw the doll. "AHHHHHH!
The doll walked out into the Gryffindor common room.
"Ginny! Your doll is alive!" Ron shouted. Hermione and Ginny came out. "We have to go show Professor!"
"No!"
"Well, she's going to get lonely." Hermione said. "She's not exactly magical."
"No, but I am!" Something came out of Ginny's trunk- it was her Wizard Ken doll!
"You pointed at me in your sleep and said the spell. Now I am alive also!"
"But you can't REALLY do magic." Hermione said.
"Watch me!" Ken pointed at a book on Ginny's bed. "ENGORGIO!"
The book swelled to the size of the bed.
***
Meanwhile, back in the common room, Barbie and Harry were chatting it up. Harry was beginning to like this Barbie! She was beautiful, kind, cheerleader material, and hey, she was a successful chica!
"So," Harry said, "how many jobs DO you have?"
"Oh, like way too many to like count!" was Barbie's reply.
"Impressive. You know," Harry, added slyly, "I know someone even better than Ken for you to marry!"
"Like NO WAY is there like anyone better than like my Ken!"
"Oh, yes there is!"
***
"Professor Snape?"
"What is it?"
"I have someone who I think you should meet."
Harry brought Barbie in.
"Eeeww, there's like a dead frog like in that jar!"
"How do you do?" Snape said, obviously enraptured by the blond doll.
"I'll just leave you two alone." Harry said, and left the room.
And so, Barbie and Snape announced there engagement at the feast that very night.
"NOOOOOOOO! You may NOT HAVE MY BARBIE HUN!" Ken stood up. "I challenge you to a duel!"
The tables were cleared out of the way. Ken took out his magic wand, and Snape his.
"You go first." Snape said.
Ken got ready to cast a spell. But when he did, the wand turned into a rubber chicken- it was one of Fred and George's joke wands!
And so, that was the end of Ken.
Barbie and Snape lived happily ever after.
Disclaimer- I don't own any character or house. I only own the spell COMIOS ALIVIO. I don't own Barbie, Ken, or GI Joe. All the Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling. I think Barbie and Ken belong to Mattel, but I'm not sure. I don't know who GI Joe belongs to.
In Charms class one day, the Hogwarts students were learning how to make inanimate objects come alive.
Ginny had brought in her Barbie doll from when she was younger.
"Okay, students! The spell is Comios Alivio!"
"COMIOS ALIVIO!" said the students. The only thing that happened was that the left arm of Harry's old GI Joe action figure moved a little.
Disappointed, the class left.
***
Ginny was not one for failure. She stayed up practicing all night. She ended up saying the spell in her sleep.
When she woke up, there was a life-size Barbie doll walking around her room!
"AHHHHH!" Ginny yelled.
Hermione came in. "What's wrong Ginny?" then she saw the doll. "AHHHHHH!
The doll walked out into the Gryffindor common room.
"Ginny! Your doll is alive!" Ron shouted. Hermione and Ginny came out. "We have to go show Professor!"
"No!"
"Well, she's going to get lonely." Hermione said. "She's not exactly magical."
"No, but I am!" Something came out of Ginny's trunk- it was her Wizard Ken doll!
"You pointed at me in your sleep and said the spell. Now I am alive also!"
"But you can't REALLY do magic." Hermione said.
"Watch me!" Ken pointed at a book on Ginny's bed. "ENGORGIO!"
The book swelled to the size of the bed.
***
Meanwhile, back in the common room, Barbie and Harry were chatting it up. Harry was beginning to like this Barbie! She was beautiful, kind, cheerleader material, and hey, she was a successful chica!
"So," Harry said, "how many jobs DO you have?"
"Oh, like way too many to like count!" was Barbie's reply.
"Impressive. You know," Harry, added slyly, "I know someone even better than Ken for you to marry!"
"Like NO WAY is there like anyone better than like my Ken!"
"Oh, yes there is!"
***
"Professor Snape?"
"What is it?"
"I have someone who I think you should meet."
Harry brought Barbie in.
"Eeeww, there's like a dead frog like in that jar!"
"How do you do?" Snape said, obviously enraptured by the blond doll.
"I'll just leave you two alone." Harry said, and left the room.
And so, Barbie and Snape announced there engagement at the feast that very night.
"NOOOOOOOO! You may NOT HAVE MY BARBIE HUN!" Ken stood up. "I challenge you to a duel!"
The tables were cleared out of the way. Ken took out his magic wand, and Snape his.
"You go first." Snape said.
Ken got ready to cast a spell. But when he did, the wand turned into a rubber chicken- it was one of Fred and George's joke wands!
And so, that was the end of Ken.
Barbie and Snape lived happily ever after.
Disclaimer- I don't own any character or house. I only own the spell COMIOS ALIVIO. I don't own Barbie, Ken, or GI Joe. All the Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling. I think Barbie and Ken belong to Mattel, but I'm not sure. I don't know who GI Joe belongs to.
