A stupid parody by myself, Fishie. I still am
not sure where this is going.. o_O;
Note: Decided to make this slightly Trigun crossover-ish.
Note #2: Don't know what Trigun is? You suck. o_x;;;
Note #3: This is dedicated to Kai-chan? Hai. n_x
Note #4: Forgot what city Gunsmith guy is from.
Note #5: Forced to pick different city. _
Note #6: Stop making notes.
Note #7: Last note. Reason why I wrote this is cause I love Devil May Cry and
Dante (^_^_^_^_^) and cause the Devil May Cry section on here (FF.net) is
just... sad. ._.;; I mean, right now it has 20 stories! Geez, it deserves
more! o_O; Expect more from mee. This makes 21! Cool number! XDXD
Devil Made Cake
One day, our half-demon hero, Dante Sparda,
was passing through the town of March.
Everything was just like any other day, up until Dante walked by the local
restaurant. He tried very valiantly to continue on his way, but his stomach
growled a very angry protest. Dante turned and went back to the restaurant.
-In The Shop-
"HEE HEE HEE HEE!" A little kid squealed as he ran toward the
exit. "Yoo can't caughts me, brother!" He laughed and giggled
and.... SMACK!
He got impounded into the wall as the restaurant's glass door swung in.
The child's brother, Timmy, gave a cry and ran to peel his younger sibling
off of the wall as Dante stepped in. Scanning the room, the platinum-haired
man's gaze fell upon the child smashed on the wall. Not realizing it was his
fault that the poor kid would probably now have nightmares and handicaps for
the rest of his life, Dante smirked. "Kids are so stupid sometimes.
Sticking to walls though.." He shook his head. "What next?"
With a shrug, more to himself then anything, he moved up
to the checkout counter, intent on buying something edible.
Since there was no line behind him waiting to order, Dante took his precious
time in studying the list of items. "Hmm.." he murmured to
himself, before turning to the clerk, "Where's the other list?" He
asked.
The scrawny, blonde-haired boy behind the desk looked him up and down and
gave him a seriously searching look before retorting, "What?"
"The list. You gotta have more to eat then... dough rings." He
gave a shudder.
"No sir," Said the clerk. "This is a donut shop."
Dante mumbled sharply under his breath at this. "You have got to be
kidding.." In a louder voice he said, "Well, I'll take one of
those, and one of those.." He began pointing at anonymous pictures of
yummy looking doughnuts on the wall. "And one of those, and one of
those, and, oh! That looks good! Gimme one of those! And that one, yes,
that-- no! You idiot, not that one, THAT one! Yes! Good! Okay and I'd also
like..."
-half hour later; still in shop _-
"..and that one! I guess that's
all." When a demon gets hungry; he gets hungry.
The clerk told Dante his bill, and Dante handed over the huge wad of cash,
hungrily eying the many boxes filled with donuts as he did so. He reached
for a box.
"Um, sir.." The clerk broke in.
Dante looked at him curiously, raising an eyebrow. "Huh?"
"You have to pay in $$Double Dollars." The clerk said.
Dante thought-processed this for a moment...
It clicked. "......Kuso!" With his amazing devil-like
speed, he grabbed as many of the boxes as he could carry (about ...11. XD)
and bolted out the door.
The end of part 1 I guess. o_O; Its 1:15
AM... everyone suddenly signed off and left me alone online. x_x;; I'll
continue this soon though, and I promise it'll get better somehow! o.o; And
"kuso" means... BS.. *coughs* ..you know... stuff. Sh. It.
Seemed.. in character to say. o_รด
- Fishie
Good? Bad? TELL ME OR I... I...... I'll... *Runs out of the room sobbing!*
;__;!!! YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN TO MEE!!! ...................... Um. I'm okay.
Really.
