Harry Potter Goes Insane! ;)



Harry Potter was raving mad. Leaping on his cousin Dudley after a particularly nasty argument, Harry whipped out his wand.

"I've been saving this one for you! Crucio!!!"

Dudley lay twitching and howling on the ground.

(a/e: now what on earth caused Harry to do that? Not that Dudley didn't deserve it. The characters take on a life of their own.)

Anyways, Harry goes out into the world with his wand and his owl, forsaking all his friends. He turned Dark.

It was in Daily Prophet and news everywhere.

HARRY POTTER GONE INSANE?!?

Writes attractive, 50-year-old blonde Rita Skeeter… yadda yadda yadda.

Shut up, you old bat! (a/e: old bat = R.S. Thought I'd letcha know.)

Soon Harry turned into the most evil cretin ever heard of on Earth, and, come to think of it, off Earth too.

Mass murders were everyday.

Torturing others became a, well, habit.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

"NO! Please, Potter, don't harm my children! Not my children!"

*Laughing* "Why should I spare you? You never did anything kind to me! Crucio!"

(That last bit was true. I can't think of one thing Professor Snape ever did that was nice to Harry, can you? OMG. Snape + Hermione = 4 children. Hahahahaha!)

EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!

Okay, I quit. Sick.









Never mind. This is fun!

Uh, never mind heheheh.

Well.

Harry walked off, blowing his wand and slipping into a fake holster.

"My work here is done. I decapitated an entire village, stuck their heads on pikes, (which I paraded around) cut open their spleens and drank their fluids over a pile of massacred bodies. Yum."

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

Never mind, just a touch of nausea.

Blechh. Amazing how my mind works against me.

Well, never mind. I'm sick of writing because PeoplePC is being an A-hole again and they've just disconnected me. I'm sick of this. I guess I'll finish this later, in an hour or a couple of days. See ya around, sports fans.

Disclaimer: JK owns all the characters in this story, I just made up the plot and everything. Well, Sayonara, suckers!