Disclaimer: Nope, sorry, wrong guy. I don't own Zoids. But I wish I did! Then it would have been a lot more action packed and a bit longer!



CH.2

"Hello, HEllo, HELLO!" the judge in a tie greeted happily. "Welcome to the official Zoids Dating Game! After a month of repair, no thanks to Bit Cloud and Leena Taros, we're back! And now it's time to meet our bachelor and bachelorests! First is a come-back person, hereeeeeeeee's Naomi!" Naomi walked out of the far right door of the stage and sat down a chair closest to the small wall. "Next is a lovely girl from the Lightning team! Kelly!" Kelly walked out and sat next to Naomi. "And finally is another come back. Here's Pierce from the Back Draft Group!" Pierce walked out and sat down in the last chair.

"First before we introduce our bachelor, let's all give warm, hearty sigh for the hospital ridden Bit," the judge asked. Then the whole audience sighed and said:

"Feel better Bit!"

"Ugh," Bit sighed through his body cast as he watched the hospital TV.



"Now! On to our bachelor! He's a big, bad boy and is tough to a fault. He's part of the Blitz team too. Please welcome, Braddddddd!" yelled the judge. Brad walked out of the far right door dressed in his regular attire. "How are ya Brad!"

"Am I getting paid for this humiliating waste of my time?" Brad asked. "I mean, I need to worship my money sometime today."

"Well, if you consider a lovely girl as payment, then yes!" answered the judge.

"You… you mean… I'm no… not getting paid f… for th… this?" Brad said as he began to twitch.

"Well… uh no not really," the judged relied shuddering.

"Then SCREW THIS!" Brad yelled as he stomped out the door.

"Um… um," answered the judge. "We'll be back after this rather loooooong commercial break! Ah heh, heh!"





"Helllllllloooooooo! We're back and we were able to find another bachelor," the judge in a tie called happily. "Come on out, Jamieeeeeeeeee!!! He's from the Blitz team!" Jamie sheepishly walked out of the far left door and sat in a chair next to the small wall. "Now Jamie, you may ask these lovely girls any 4 questions you want. So are you ready?"

"Well… I um…" was Jamie's response.

"Good! Stage set up. Only otherized personal and contestant are allowed on to the stage. An area within the stage limits are a designated Zoids Dating Game. Ready… ASK!" called the judge.

"Well… I … um who are you girls?" Jamie asked.

"WHAT?!" the judge yelled into his microphone. "What kind of question is that?! That was almost as stupid as Bit Cloud's first question!"

"Well that's all I could come up with off the top of my head," replied Jamie looking down. "Agrhhh! Too… too much… too much pressure. I can't think… AHAHAAHAHHAHHH!!!"

"Uh, Jamie, are you okay?" the judge asked puzzled.

"I'm not Jamie," Jamie replied.

"Hey how did you flip your hair up so quickly Jamie?" the judge questioned.

"I said I'm not Jamie! I'm the Wild Eagle," Jamie answered.

"Okaayyy," said the puzzled judge. "Then ask away Wild Eagle."

"Oooohhh yeah! Chics!" the F.E. said happily. "Okay girls, what would you say if I called you Little Lady?"

"Little what?" Naomi said angrily.

"I don't mind. I'm little but sexy!" Kelly remarked.

"Hey don't I know you?" Pierce replied suspectingly.

"Okay, next question. Do you crave speed?" W.E. asked again.

"I like slow and steady," Naomi answered.

"Oh yeah, I love a man with speed!" Kelly answered excitedly.

"Don't I know you?" Pierce repeated.

"Okay final question," W.E. began.

"Oh sorry W.E., we're out of time," the judge said. "Too bad. Well, hope to see you again Zoiders!"





(Okay, this one sucked. But how can you make a better one off a one shot story? I cut it short cause I ran out of things to say. Sorry if you hated it. If you want a different type of game show just tell me ^_^)