Isn't it amazing what goes on in my life?
Author's note: as much as i hate to say it, this is the last humor fanfic i will be writing for a while.(Friend&ppl who like my Crack-inspired stories start getting upset.)*NO I DO NOT SMOKE CRACK!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ACT LIKE I DO SOMETIMES, ACCORDING TO MY FRIENDS* EEHHHSHYADAP! anywho, this is based on something that happened to me a few years ago.I don't have much time to write this, so i'm gonna have to split it into 2 short chapters.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from FF9.
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The characters represent certain people in the story:
Cast:
ME: Dagger
MY SISTER: Eiko
MY BROTHER: Zidane
DAD: Steiner
MOM: Beatrix
Ok, here we go!
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One day, in Alexandria castle...
" Shit!!!" Steiner yelled out as he bumped his head on a pipe. He, Dagger, and Zidane were attempting to fix a broken bathtub.
" I don't think you should be doing this," Dagger said worriedly." The last time you tried to fix something, it blew up!"
"Princess, Eiko stuck a firework in it!"
Eiko pops up around the corner." Did NOT!!!" she said with a scowl on her face." Why would I stck a firework in an alark clock?"
Beatrix walks into the room. "Sigh, again with the tub. Why can't we call a plumber?"
"Tch, easy! He's to proud and stubborn!" Zidane snickered out. Eiko started laughing.
Dagger rolled her eyes."God, why do you have to be such a suck-up?!"
Beatrix looked at them," She may be a suck-up, but it doesn't work on me, so don't worry about it."
Zidane looked at her funny," .................riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....", and then went back to helping Steiner.
"You know what?" said Beatrix,"why don't we just let him fix it?"
Dagger's mouth dropped."You're kidding, right?" Just then, a pipe broke, and Steiner got Drenched. Zidane started laughing uncontrollably, and didn't do anything, even though Steiner was yelling at him,"SOMEONE*GLUG* GET ME A WRENTCH*GURGGLE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eiko started walking off." I think we should leave." So Beatrix, Dagger, and Eiko left the laughing Zidane and the drenched Steiner to their work."
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Two hours later...
"Yahoo!" they heard Zidane yell. Everyone rushed into the bathroom.
"Oh dear god, what now?!?!?!?!?" Beatrix was panicing.
"I can't believe it!!!" Steiner said joyfully,"We fixed it!!"
" Your kidding!!!!!!!!!" Dagger yelled out! She immediately went to the faucet and turned it on. The water ran like normal!
Eiko suddenly shouted," QUICK!! MAKE SURE EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The women ran around the castle, turning on every water supply they could find. IT ALL WORKED!!!!
" I can't believe we did it!!!" Zidane jumped in the air.
"I'm so happy!" Steiner had to keep from crying.
"Well", said Beatrix,"since everything looks ok, why don't we go out to dinner?"
"YAY!!" everyone yelled, and they were off.
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Yeah, yeah. I know this story seems predictable, but trust me, you have no idea what happens next. I'll put up the next chapter as soon as i can get it typed!
Author's note: as much as i hate to say it, this is the last humor fanfic i will be writing for a while.(Friend&ppl who like my Crack-inspired stories start getting upset.)*NO I DO NOT SMOKE CRACK!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ACT LIKE I DO SOMETIMES, ACCORDING TO MY FRIENDS* EEHHHSHYADAP! anywho, this is based on something that happened to me a few years ago.I don't have much time to write this, so i'm gonna have to split it into 2 short chapters.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from FF9.
*********************************************
The characters represent certain people in the story:
Cast:
ME: Dagger
MY SISTER: Eiko
MY BROTHER: Zidane
DAD: Steiner
MOM: Beatrix
Ok, here we go!
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One day, in Alexandria castle...
" Shit!!!" Steiner yelled out as he bumped his head on a pipe. He, Dagger, and Zidane were attempting to fix a broken bathtub.
" I don't think you should be doing this," Dagger said worriedly." The last time you tried to fix something, it blew up!"
"Princess, Eiko stuck a firework in it!"
Eiko pops up around the corner." Did NOT!!!" she said with a scowl on her face." Why would I stck a firework in an alark clock?"
Beatrix walks into the room. "Sigh, again with the tub. Why can't we call a plumber?"
"Tch, easy! He's to proud and stubborn!" Zidane snickered out. Eiko started laughing.
Dagger rolled her eyes."God, why do you have to be such a suck-up?!"
Beatrix looked at them," She may be a suck-up, but it doesn't work on me, so don't worry about it."
Zidane looked at her funny," .................riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....", and then went back to helping Steiner.
"You know what?" said Beatrix,"why don't we just let him fix it?"
Dagger's mouth dropped."You're kidding, right?" Just then, a pipe broke, and Steiner got Drenched. Zidane started laughing uncontrollably, and didn't do anything, even though Steiner was yelling at him,"SOMEONE*GLUG* GET ME A WRENTCH*GURGGLE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eiko started walking off." I think we should leave." So Beatrix, Dagger, and Eiko left the laughing Zidane and the drenched Steiner to their work."
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Two hours later...
"Yahoo!" they heard Zidane yell. Everyone rushed into the bathroom.
"Oh dear god, what now?!?!?!?!?" Beatrix was panicing.
"I can't believe it!!!" Steiner said joyfully,"We fixed it!!"
" Your kidding!!!!!!!!!" Dagger yelled out! She immediately went to the faucet and turned it on. The water ran like normal!
Eiko suddenly shouted," QUICK!! MAKE SURE EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The women ran around the castle, turning on every water supply they could find. IT ALL WORKED!!!!
" I can't believe we did it!!!" Zidane jumped in the air.
"I'm so happy!" Steiner had to keep from crying.
"Well", said Beatrix,"since everything looks ok, why don't we go out to dinner?"
"YAY!!" everyone yelled, and they were off.
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Yeah, yeah. I know this story seems predictable, but trust me, you have no idea what happens next. I'll put up the next chapter as soon as i can get it typed!
