Vegeta Dies, So What Else is New?
A/N: I don't own them! This chapter is going to have humor and it's not really tragic. Just so you
know, this is the second chapter of As the Planet Namek Burns. Last time, Goku is healing while
Vegeta and the others are fighting their hearts out against Freeza. Who will win though? And
why is Dende still alive?
Dende: You kept me alive, Chibi Mirai Gogeta!
Chibi Mirai Gogeta: Call me CMG for short.
Dende: Anyways, was I supposed to die during the last chapter?
CMG: Yes, but I screwed up. So now, you can die in this chapter with Vegeta. How's that?
Dende: (sweatdrops) If you need me, I'm going to get a missle and aim it at CMG's website.
CMG: Oh s***! (goes off to protect her rebuilt website) I already got screwed over by
Homestead, but if it gets nuked, then who will come visit me?
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Goku is now inside the healing tank like he was supposed to be. To ensure Goku doesn't come out
until he's fully healed, Bardock puts a ton of locks on the healing tank after securing Goku's body
to the chair inside the tank with a bunch of rope and chains. He then starts torchuring Goku some
more.
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!" cried Goku. "I'd rather get a shot than stand this torchure!"
*******
"Wait a second," said Gohan as everyone leaves. "Who's going to untie me?"
"Wait a second," said Krillin. "Gohan's right where I want him!"
Krillin walks back inside the room to where Gohan is strapped down on a bed in handcuffs.
"Untie me, Krillin!" said Gohan.
"Not until you promise to marry me," said Krillin.
"But I'm a boy and gay marriages aren't really allowed in most cultures on Earth!" said Gohan.
"So? I can still make you look like a girl!" said Krillin as Piccolo walks in.
"I don't think so," said Piccolo as he frees Gohan from the handcuffs by pulling a bobby pin from
Gohan's short hair. It comes down to it's full length near the end of his back. (I like Gohan's hair
this way, so back off!)
"Where did that come from?" said Gohan.
"Your mom must of accidentally dropped it in your hair when she was hugging you goodbye on
earth," said Krillin. "D*** her!"
"Now lets go and place bets at the bar to see if we can win some money on the fight!" said Piccolo as
they go to the betting booth where some people are already placing their bets.
"I've got 50 to 1 chance that Vegeta will lose," said the ticket man. "All the odds are really against
Vegeta. So, who's up for the Spirit Bomb death? Come on, any takers?"
"Sure," said Krillin as he puts $50 down that Goku will defeat Freeza hands down with a Spirit Bomb.
"I'll take the ultimate power up bet," said Piccolo as he puts his $50 down for the Kaioken x20 death.
"Let me take the Legendary Super Saiyan bet," said Gohan as he puts $100 down on his dad's own
name as it states that Goku will defeat, but not kill Freeza. Krillin and Piccolo look at Gohan in shock.
"You know that the chances of that happening are 10,000,000,000 (billion) to 1?" said Piccolo.
"Yeah, so?" said Gohan.
"If you lose, you lose everything," said Krillin.
"And if I win?" said Gohan.
"You win the chance to win your very own new spaceship!" said the announcer. "It is the Ginyu Spacepod
that has the Ginyu Force's own brand on it that includes excellent life support systems, a comfy chair, and
can take you across the galaxy striking fear in the hearts of millions of innocent lives! From The Freeza
Corporation."
"It's all or nothing," said Gohan as he gets his ticket.
*******
*Come on dad,* said Goku. *Let me out of here!*
*No,* said Bardock as he watches Bambi on television.
"Mother?" said Bambi. "Mother? Mother where are you?"
*This movie is so sweet!* said Bardock as he laughs. *Ha! Take that you Little Prince of the Forest!*
*Dad! How could you laugh at that?* said Goku as he gets angry. *Man shouldn't of shot Bambi's own
mother! I can't watch this movie anymore!*
Goku breaks out of the ropes and chains that kept him bound to the healing tank chair. He fires an energy
blast at the door, disintergrating the television, and chair. Bardock dances around with his butt on fire.
"My a** is on fire!" cried Bardock.
"Well, so much for that," said Goku as he busts out of the spaceship and lands on top of it. "Ahhh... perhaps
today is a good day to die." (Guess where I got that from? *cough*trekies*cough*)
*******
Freeza is still beating up on Vegeta as Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin cheer on. Dende is still waiting to be killed
as the others watch on quietly. Freeza blasts a energy shot that misses Vegeta and goes flying towards Dende,
but sails over his head.
"Hello?" said Dende. "I'm supposed to die so I can be revived later on!"
"Whatever," said Freeza as he continues his fight with Vegeta.
"YOU GAY B****! KILL ME! I DARE YOU!" said Dende.
"I double dare you kill me, kid," said Freeza.
"Well, I double dog dare you to kill me," said Dende.
"He beat you there, Freeza," said Vegeta.
"Fine," said Freeza as he fires a blast and Dende falls to the ground.
"No! Dende!" said Gohan. "YOU B****!!!!!!"
"Kami-d***it!" said Freeza. "Why do you keep calling me a f***en b****?!"
"Because, you sound like a woman," said Vegeta. "Remember?"
"I didn't ask you!" said Freeza as he hits Vegeta countless times before throwing him into the
ground. "Now you'll get torchured."
"So how are you going to torchure me?" said Vegeta. "Use a rock and scape it in my open hole in
my chest plate?"
"No, something far worse," said Freeza as he pulls out a communicator. "Bring me, The Ultimate
Evil."
Vegeta's eyes widened. "No, not that. Anything but that!"
"But Master Freeza," said a man. "A-are you sure y-you want to use 'him'?"
"Yes," said Freeza.
"R-right away sir!" said a man.
In a flash of light, a Saiya-jin appeared. He was tall and mighty. It was Barney. Vegeta screamed like
a girl.
"Hi there! It's me!" said Barney as Vegeta tried to cover his ears with his hands. However, he couldn't
and the others watched on.
*******
Goku was standing on top of the spaceship still. He was standing there like an idiot since he had no idea
where the fight was. Trying to focus, he was interrupted when an energy blast came close to hitting his head
and barely had any time to dodge it.
"Stupid energy blast," said Goku. "Now where was I?"
"Son, aren't you going to even try to save Vegeta?" said Bardock.
"In a minute," said Goku as he flexes his muscles in the reflection of a nearby window. "Oh you are so
strong, Goku. Oh yes. Yes! YES! YES!! YES!!!"
"Ummm... son," said Bardock with a sweatdrop over his head, "you're looking at me."
Goku notices and puts his hand behind his head. "Oh yeah, right."
Bardock facevaults. "Aren't you going to go now so I can stop babysitting you now?"
"Fine," said Goku as he powers up and flies off.
'Good luck, my son,' thought Bardock as he slowly fades away. 'I might as well get ready for later on by visiting
my son again in a vision. Nah! I'm going to possess him and toy with Freeza!'
*******
Freeza was about to put the final blow on Vegeta, a kiss, when Goku arrives. Everyone cheers in the
audience, and pulls out cameras. Freeza noticed Goku and stops what he's doing to Vegeta by dropping
his half-dead body to the ground and turns towards Goku.
"Hey, what's up?" said Goku as he walks forward after he lands. "I've seen what you tried to do to my son,
and I will not allow you to do the same thing to anyone else."
"Oh please," said Freeza. "I was just toying with him a bit before I killed him. Only a few rare people
with that kind of talent get an opportunity to see what I can do to them."
"Sick," said Gohan as he hides behind Piccolo.
"It's alright, Gohan," said Piccolo. "I'm just as afraid as you are."
"Hmph, take this!" said Freeza as he fires a thin beam with his finger, but Goku defected it. 'D***! He's
pretty good!' "Alright now take all of these!"
Freeza keeps firing blasts at Goku, but he managed to swat them away from Vegeta and all of his friends
easily. Goku smirked as he looked at Freeza without a sweatdrop running down his face.
"Well, that was a good introduction, but I guess you need to introduce yourself," said Freeza.
"Certainly," said Goku. "My name is Goku, and I'm a Saiya-jin from Earth."
"Why are you called Goku? I mean, why do you have a different name than Vegeta?" said Freeza. "He
at least has a name that means vegetable!"
"Idiot! His real name is Kakarot!" said Vegeta. "That's his Earth name and he's a Super Saiya-jin!"
"Nani?!" said Freeza. "Ah, no wonder he looks familiar! He's the spawn of the man I killed long ago! His
name means carrot."
"Jerk," said Bardock's voice out of nowhere as everyone, except Goku looks around.
"He's became something so powerful that he'll kick your a** across the galaxy, you b****!" said Vegeta
as he started laughing at Vegeta.
"I TOLD YOU THAT I'M NOT A B****!" said Freeza as he shoots a beam at Vegeta, which pierces his
armor near his heart. "Now you're dead."
"You guys really did p*** Freeza off, didn't you?" said Piccolo.
"We tried not to!" said Krillin. "He has a old woman's voice though!"
"Whatever," said Freeza. "I was starting to get tired of him babbling about that stupid myth anyways. Why
I even bet there isn't such a thing as a Super Saiya-jin!"
"It's n-not a my-th first off," said Vegeta in between breaths, "and as I remember, I-I didn't really talk about
it much, so h-how the f***en world d-did you k-know about i-it?"
"Your father told me of this legend long before your birth," said Freeza. "He said the last one who went
Super Saiya-jin went crazy and took candy from a baby! He also destroyed planets, galaxies, and also
somehow managed to get on a sitcom."
"Ka-Ka- ah the hell with it!" said Vegeta. "Goku, the reason I'm not calling you by y-your Saiya-jin name
is because y-your dad g-gave you a f-fr-freaken long name!"
"Shut-up!" said Bardock's voice as Vegeta noticed that Goku's mouth seemed to move.
"B-Bardock?" said Vegeta.
"In the flesh," said Bardock through Goku's body.
"Oh s***!" said Freeza. "He's possessed a Saiya-jin's body!"
"Yeah, so what else is new?" said Bardock. "My son can still hear this conversation, it's just that I only
am talking temporarly. Wait until you fight him!"
Freeza shudders. He was not used to hearing a Saiya-jin coming back from the dead so he could possess
his son in some way just to try and get revenge on a nearly extinct race.
"Anyways, my son isn't a killer, so I'll try to keep him in line with his destiny," said Bardock as he frees
Goku from possession.
"Dad!" cried Gohan as his father shakes his head.
"Huh?" said Goku. "How did I get here? Oh yeah. Now you were saying Vegeta?"
"Oh, right," said Vegeta. "D-defeat F-Freeza and a-a-avenge our race *cough!* or else he'll kill your
son, your friends, and rule this universe for an eternity..."
"Wait a second, he didn't get immortal life, did he?" said Goku.
"Oh yeah, silly me," said Vegeta. "H-he came close to m-making h-his wish, but the Dragon has already
k-kicked the bucket, s-so it's all up to you to k-kill him, Kakarot!"
"Why won't you just die you dirty rat?" said Freeza.
"Monkey," said Vegeta.
"Whichever," said Freeza.
"Do it, d-don't let him make a-anyone e-else like me or they'll regret it," said Vegeta.
"Ummm... Vegeta, you better stop talking," said Goku. "You seem a bit pale and you're losing a ton
of blood, and you're dying."
"Ah the hell with it," said Vegeta. "Just so you k-know, I want y-you to defeat Freeza as a..."
"I get the point Vegeta, I'll try to become a Super Saiya-jin, now shut the hell up!" said Goku as he noticed
Vegeta's hand go up.
"Fine, just so you know, I've really came close to dying back on Earth, and I-I love..." said Vegeta before
he coughs up more blood, "...cheese."
Suddenly, Vegeta's hand falls and he takes one final breath. The wind blows as Goku looked down at the
fallen Prince of the Saiya-jins. Leaning down, he stuffs a piece of cheese in his mouth.
"Well, that's the last bit of cheese I had," said Goku. "I got it from a mousetrap from the ship, so enjoy."
"Ewww!" said everyone except Freeza.
"I'm glad that cheese isn't going to waste," said Freeza.
Goku turns around and makes a hole in the ground with a twitch of his eyes. Gohan is surprised as Goku picks
up Vegeta's body. Putting him in the hole, he starts to bury him.
"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home," sang Goku as Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin join in while
Freeza watches with interest. "Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home..."
Somehow, Dende seemed to get up and walk over to where Vegeta was buried. He was still alive somehow and
was covered in grass stains.
"You didn't quite kill me, but heck," said Dende. "I guess I should be the minister for this scene before I get
killed again."
The heroes bow their heads as Goku bows before Vegeta's makeshift grave.
"We are gathered here today, to pay our respects to an evil man, who was influenced somehow by a gay b****
to kill so many innocent lives," said Dende as the group snickered, pretending to cry. "If anyone has any words
about him, please let Kami hear them now."
"I have some words to say," said Goku. "Vegeta, even though you were an arrogant man and had the pride the
size of Texas, I want you to know that I will..."
"Okay, anyone else," interrupted Dende.
"Yes, DIE BRAT!" said Freeza as he nukes Dende off the island, killing him for good.
"JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!"
cried Dende as he dies on another island.
"Oh well, I guess kids seem to goof off too much," said Freeza.
"Can we fight now?" said Goku. "I'm really starting to hate having to hear you boast about how you're
going to hurt my friends and I want to stop wasting time now!"
"Fine," said Freeza.
"Freeza..." said Bardock's voice as Goku gets possessed again. "Prepare to welcome your demise!"
Freeza screams like the little girl he is as Goku regains control.
"D***it dad! Stop possessing me!" said Goku.
"Well excuse me, Kakarot!" said Bardock's voice echoing inside Goku's mind.
"I think my daddy's gone crazy, Krillin," said Gohan. "Hold me!"
"Okay," said Krillin as he hold Gohan, but a bit after Gohan said this, he throws Krillin in the air where
some hunters shoot him since he looked like a duck.
"Sorry," said Gohan as Krillin landed with holes in his armor.
"Why me?" said Krillin.
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It seems that Dende's finally dead! However, so is Vegeta and Goku is the only surviving Saiya-jin left alive who
can stop Freeza. Will Bardock ever stop possessing Goku? Will Krillin ever get over Gohan and actually get a
girlfriend? Will Gohan win the bet? Will Goku be able to go Super Saiya-jin or is the whole legend or myth a lie
made only to cause chaos or confuse a ton of people about the truth? If so, how will Goku stop Freeza? The odds
are against our hero as we leave off until next time As the Planet Namek Burns.
Sorry this chapter was shorter than the other. I ran out of good ideas since I'm working on an empty stomach. Oh
well. After I eat a ton or two of Namek Stew that I've been roasting over a fire for the past few hours, I should be
able to write some more. But first, I need to find some more of that Asagi plant or whatever Dende calls it can add
some more spice to my dinner. If not, then I'll have to use some salt since it's mostly a vegetable soup I've made
with water, rice, carrots, radishes, asparagus, and brocolli.
Until next time, see ya. Flame me if you wish so I can kindle the fires to keep my soup from getting cold. Now
where did Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta go? They should be here for dinner I have made especially for them. ^_^
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
A/N: I don't own them! This chapter is going to have humor and it's not really tragic. Just so you
know, this is the second chapter of As the Planet Namek Burns. Last time, Goku is healing while
Vegeta and the others are fighting their hearts out against Freeza. Who will win though? And
why is Dende still alive?
Dende: You kept me alive, Chibi Mirai Gogeta!
Chibi Mirai Gogeta: Call me CMG for short.
Dende: Anyways, was I supposed to die during the last chapter?
CMG: Yes, but I screwed up. So now, you can die in this chapter with Vegeta. How's that?
Dende: (sweatdrops) If you need me, I'm going to get a missle and aim it at CMG's website.
CMG: Oh s***! (goes off to protect her rebuilt website) I already got screwed over by
Homestead, but if it gets nuked, then who will come visit me?
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Goku is now inside the healing tank like he was supposed to be. To ensure Goku doesn't come out
until he's fully healed, Bardock puts a ton of locks on the healing tank after securing Goku's body
to the chair inside the tank with a bunch of rope and chains. He then starts torchuring Goku some
more.
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!" cried Goku. "I'd rather get a shot than stand this torchure!"
*******
"Wait a second," said Gohan as everyone leaves. "Who's going to untie me?"
"Wait a second," said Krillin. "Gohan's right where I want him!"
Krillin walks back inside the room to where Gohan is strapped down on a bed in handcuffs.
"Untie me, Krillin!" said Gohan.
"Not until you promise to marry me," said Krillin.
"But I'm a boy and gay marriages aren't really allowed in most cultures on Earth!" said Gohan.
"So? I can still make you look like a girl!" said Krillin as Piccolo walks in.
"I don't think so," said Piccolo as he frees Gohan from the handcuffs by pulling a bobby pin from
Gohan's short hair. It comes down to it's full length near the end of his back. (I like Gohan's hair
this way, so back off!)
"Where did that come from?" said Gohan.
"Your mom must of accidentally dropped it in your hair when she was hugging you goodbye on
earth," said Krillin. "D*** her!"
"Now lets go and place bets at the bar to see if we can win some money on the fight!" said Piccolo as
they go to the betting booth where some people are already placing their bets.
"I've got 50 to 1 chance that Vegeta will lose," said the ticket man. "All the odds are really against
Vegeta. So, who's up for the Spirit Bomb death? Come on, any takers?"
"Sure," said Krillin as he puts $50 down that Goku will defeat Freeza hands down with a Spirit Bomb.
"I'll take the ultimate power up bet," said Piccolo as he puts his $50 down for the Kaioken x20 death.
"Let me take the Legendary Super Saiyan bet," said Gohan as he puts $100 down on his dad's own
name as it states that Goku will defeat, but not kill Freeza. Krillin and Piccolo look at Gohan in shock.
"You know that the chances of that happening are 10,000,000,000 (billion) to 1?" said Piccolo.
"Yeah, so?" said Gohan.
"If you lose, you lose everything," said Krillin.
"And if I win?" said Gohan.
"You win the chance to win your very own new spaceship!" said the announcer. "It is the Ginyu Spacepod
that has the Ginyu Force's own brand on it that includes excellent life support systems, a comfy chair, and
can take you across the galaxy striking fear in the hearts of millions of innocent lives! From The Freeza
Corporation."
"It's all or nothing," said Gohan as he gets his ticket.
*******
*Come on dad,* said Goku. *Let me out of here!*
*No,* said Bardock as he watches Bambi on television.
"Mother?" said Bambi. "Mother? Mother where are you?"
*This movie is so sweet!* said Bardock as he laughs. *Ha! Take that you Little Prince of the Forest!*
*Dad! How could you laugh at that?* said Goku as he gets angry. *Man shouldn't of shot Bambi's own
mother! I can't watch this movie anymore!*
Goku breaks out of the ropes and chains that kept him bound to the healing tank chair. He fires an energy
blast at the door, disintergrating the television, and chair. Bardock dances around with his butt on fire.
"My a** is on fire!" cried Bardock.
"Well, so much for that," said Goku as he busts out of the spaceship and lands on top of it. "Ahhh... perhaps
today is a good day to die." (Guess where I got that from? *cough*trekies*cough*)
*******
Freeza is still beating up on Vegeta as Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin cheer on. Dende is still waiting to be killed
as the others watch on quietly. Freeza blasts a energy shot that misses Vegeta and goes flying towards Dende,
but sails over his head.
"Hello?" said Dende. "I'm supposed to die so I can be revived later on!"
"Whatever," said Freeza as he continues his fight with Vegeta.
"YOU GAY B****! KILL ME! I DARE YOU!" said Dende.
"I double dare you kill me, kid," said Freeza.
"Well, I double dog dare you to kill me," said Dende.
"He beat you there, Freeza," said Vegeta.
"Fine," said Freeza as he fires a blast and Dende falls to the ground.
"No! Dende!" said Gohan. "YOU B****!!!!!!"
"Kami-d***it!" said Freeza. "Why do you keep calling me a f***en b****?!"
"Because, you sound like a woman," said Vegeta. "Remember?"
"I didn't ask you!" said Freeza as he hits Vegeta countless times before throwing him into the
ground. "Now you'll get torchured."
"So how are you going to torchure me?" said Vegeta. "Use a rock and scape it in my open hole in
my chest plate?"
"No, something far worse," said Freeza as he pulls out a communicator. "Bring me, The Ultimate
Evil."
Vegeta's eyes widened. "No, not that. Anything but that!"
"But Master Freeza," said a man. "A-are you sure y-you want to use 'him'?"
"Yes," said Freeza.
"R-right away sir!" said a man.
In a flash of light, a Saiya-jin appeared. He was tall and mighty. It was Barney. Vegeta screamed like
a girl.
"Hi there! It's me!" said Barney as Vegeta tried to cover his ears with his hands. However, he couldn't
and the others watched on.
*******
Goku was standing on top of the spaceship still. He was standing there like an idiot since he had no idea
where the fight was. Trying to focus, he was interrupted when an energy blast came close to hitting his head
and barely had any time to dodge it.
"Stupid energy blast," said Goku. "Now where was I?"
"Son, aren't you going to even try to save Vegeta?" said Bardock.
"In a minute," said Goku as he flexes his muscles in the reflection of a nearby window. "Oh you are so
strong, Goku. Oh yes. Yes! YES! YES!! YES!!!"
"Ummm... son," said Bardock with a sweatdrop over his head, "you're looking at me."
Goku notices and puts his hand behind his head. "Oh yeah, right."
Bardock facevaults. "Aren't you going to go now so I can stop babysitting you now?"
"Fine," said Goku as he powers up and flies off.
'Good luck, my son,' thought Bardock as he slowly fades away. 'I might as well get ready for later on by visiting
my son again in a vision. Nah! I'm going to possess him and toy with Freeza!'
*******
Freeza was about to put the final blow on Vegeta, a kiss, when Goku arrives. Everyone cheers in the
audience, and pulls out cameras. Freeza noticed Goku and stops what he's doing to Vegeta by dropping
his half-dead body to the ground and turns towards Goku.
"Hey, what's up?" said Goku as he walks forward after he lands. "I've seen what you tried to do to my son,
and I will not allow you to do the same thing to anyone else."
"Oh please," said Freeza. "I was just toying with him a bit before I killed him. Only a few rare people
with that kind of talent get an opportunity to see what I can do to them."
"Sick," said Gohan as he hides behind Piccolo.
"It's alright, Gohan," said Piccolo. "I'm just as afraid as you are."
"Hmph, take this!" said Freeza as he fires a thin beam with his finger, but Goku defected it. 'D***! He's
pretty good!' "Alright now take all of these!"
Freeza keeps firing blasts at Goku, but he managed to swat them away from Vegeta and all of his friends
easily. Goku smirked as he looked at Freeza without a sweatdrop running down his face.
"Well, that was a good introduction, but I guess you need to introduce yourself," said Freeza.
"Certainly," said Goku. "My name is Goku, and I'm a Saiya-jin from Earth."
"Why are you called Goku? I mean, why do you have a different name than Vegeta?" said Freeza. "He
at least has a name that means vegetable!"
"Idiot! His real name is Kakarot!" said Vegeta. "That's his Earth name and he's a Super Saiya-jin!"
"Nani?!" said Freeza. "Ah, no wonder he looks familiar! He's the spawn of the man I killed long ago! His
name means carrot."
"Jerk," said Bardock's voice out of nowhere as everyone, except Goku looks around.
"He's became something so powerful that he'll kick your a** across the galaxy, you b****!" said Vegeta
as he started laughing at Vegeta.
"I TOLD YOU THAT I'M NOT A B****!" said Freeza as he shoots a beam at Vegeta, which pierces his
armor near his heart. "Now you're dead."
"You guys really did p*** Freeza off, didn't you?" said Piccolo.
"We tried not to!" said Krillin. "He has a old woman's voice though!"
"Whatever," said Freeza. "I was starting to get tired of him babbling about that stupid myth anyways. Why
I even bet there isn't such a thing as a Super Saiya-jin!"
"It's n-not a my-th first off," said Vegeta in between breaths, "and as I remember, I-I didn't really talk about
it much, so h-how the f***en world d-did you k-know about i-it?"
"Your father told me of this legend long before your birth," said Freeza. "He said the last one who went
Super Saiya-jin went crazy and took candy from a baby! He also destroyed planets, galaxies, and also
somehow managed to get on a sitcom."
"Ka-Ka- ah the hell with it!" said Vegeta. "Goku, the reason I'm not calling you by y-your Saiya-jin name
is because y-your dad g-gave you a f-fr-freaken long name!"
"Shut-up!" said Bardock's voice as Vegeta noticed that Goku's mouth seemed to move.
"B-Bardock?" said Vegeta.
"In the flesh," said Bardock through Goku's body.
"Oh s***!" said Freeza. "He's possessed a Saiya-jin's body!"
"Yeah, so what else is new?" said Bardock. "My son can still hear this conversation, it's just that I only
am talking temporarly. Wait until you fight him!"
Freeza shudders. He was not used to hearing a Saiya-jin coming back from the dead so he could possess
his son in some way just to try and get revenge on a nearly extinct race.
"Anyways, my son isn't a killer, so I'll try to keep him in line with his destiny," said Bardock as he frees
Goku from possession.
"Dad!" cried Gohan as his father shakes his head.
"Huh?" said Goku. "How did I get here? Oh yeah. Now you were saying Vegeta?"
"Oh, right," said Vegeta. "D-defeat F-Freeza and a-a-avenge our race *cough!* or else he'll kill your
son, your friends, and rule this universe for an eternity..."
"Wait a second, he didn't get immortal life, did he?" said Goku.
"Oh yeah, silly me," said Vegeta. "H-he came close to m-making h-his wish, but the Dragon has already
k-kicked the bucket, s-so it's all up to you to k-kill him, Kakarot!"
"Why won't you just die you dirty rat?" said Freeza.
"Monkey," said Vegeta.
"Whichever," said Freeza.
"Do it, d-don't let him make a-anyone e-else like me or they'll regret it," said Vegeta.
"Ummm... Vegeta, you better stop talking," said Goku. "You seem a bit pale and you're losing a ton
of blood, and you're dying."
"Ah the hell with it," said Vegeta. "Just so you k-know, I want y-you to defeat Freeza as a..."
"I get the point Vegeta, I'll try to become a Super Saiya-jin, now shut the hell up!" said Goku as he noticed
Vegeta's hand go up.
"Fine, just so you know, I've really came close to dying back on Earth, and I-I love..." said Vegeta before
he coughs up more blood, "...cheese."
Suddenly, Vegeta's hand falls and he takes one final breath. The wind blows as Goku looked down at the
fallen Prince of the Saiya-jins. Leaning down, he stuffs a piece of cheese in his mouth.
"Well, that's the last bit of cheese I had," said Goku. "I got it from a mousetrap from the ship, so enjoy."
"Ewww!" said everyone except Freeza.
"I'm glad that cheese isn't going to waste," said Freeza.
Goku turns around and makes a hole in the ground with a twitch of his eyes. Gohan is surprised as Goku picks
up Vegeta's body. Putting him in the hole, he starts to bury him.
"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home," sang Goku as Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin join in while
Freeza watches with interest. "Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home..."
Somehow, Dende seemed to get up and walk over to where Vegeta was buried. He was still alive somehow and
was covered in grass stains.
"You didn't quite kill me, but heck," said Dende. "I guess I should be the minister for this scene before I get
killed again."
The heroes bow their heads as Goku bows before Vegeta's makeshift grave.
"We are gathered here today, to pay our respects to an evil man, who was influenced somehow by a gay b****
to kill so many innocent lives," said Dende as the group snickered, pretending to cry. "If anyone has any words
about him, please let Kami hear them now."
"I have some words to say," said Goku. "Vegeta, even though you were an arrogant man and had the pride the
size of Texas, I want you to know that I will..."
"Okay, anyone else," interrupted Dende.
"Yes, DIE BRAT!" said Freeza as he nukes Dende off the island, killing him for good.
"JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!"
cried Dende as he dies on another island.
"Oh well, I guess kids seem to goof off too much," said Freeza.
"Can we fight now?" said Goku. "I'm really starting to hate having to hear you boast about how you're
going to hurt my friends and I want to stop wasting time now!"
"Fine," said Freeza.
"Freeza..." said Bardock's voice as Goku gets possessed again. "Prepare to welcome your demise!"
Freeza screams like the little girl he is as Goku regains control.
"D***it dad! Stop possessing me!" said Goku.
"Well excuse me, Kakarot!" said Bardock's voice echoing inside Goku's mind.
"I think my daddy's gone crazy, Krillin," said Gohan. "Hold me!"
"Okay," said Krillin as he hold Gohan, but a bit after Gohan said this, he throws Krillin in the air where
some hunters shoot him since he looked like a duck.
"Sorry," said Gohan as Krillin landed with holes in his armor.
"Why me?" said Krillin.
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It seems that Dende's finally dead! However, so is Vegeta and Goku is the only surviving Saiya-jin left alive who
can stop Freeza. Will Bardock ever stop possessing Goku? Will Krillin ever get over Gohan and actually get a
girlfriend? Will Gohan win the bet? Will Goku be able to go Super Saiya-jin or is the whole legend or myth a lie
made only to cause chaos or confuse a ton of people about the truth? If so, how will Goku stop Freeza? The odds
are against our hero as we leave off until next time As the Planet Namek Burns.
Sorry this chapter was shorter than the other. I ran out of good ideas since I'm working on an empty stomach. Oh
well. After I eat a ton or two of Namek Stew that I've been roasting over a fire for the past few hours, I should be
able to write some more. But first, I need to find some more of that Asagi plant or whatever Dende calls it can add
some more spice to my dinner. If not, then I'll have to use some salt since it's mostly a vegetable soup I've made
with water, rice, carrots, radishes, asparagus, and brocolli.
Until next time, see ya. Flame me if you wish so I can kindle the fires to keep my soup from getting cold. Now
where did Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta go? They should be here for dinner I have made especially for them. ^_^
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
