The Dead Saiya-jin's Picnic
A/N: They are not mine! I swear! This is my third installment for those of you who asked for more of this
story. Sorry about last episode with the Bardock-bashing as well as the Dende-bashing. Don't worry
though. This chapter is mainly Freeza-bashing and it will begin to get a bit interesting since I finally began
to think of more things to write in the next upcoming chapters. It's also a bit emotional, so have some tissues
in handy. When we last left our story, Goku finally escapes Freeza's ship after managing to get out of the
healing tank that Bardock locked him in for most of the battle. Vegeta tells Goku to kick Freeza's a** as
a Super Saiya-jin and Dende gets killed after the funeral for Vegeta. Will good triumph in this episode? Find
out today on As the Planet Namek Burns to find out.
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"Well monkey," said Freeza after he gets over his shock. "Are you ready to fight?"
"Wait a minute," said Goku as he picks some flowers in a nearby meadow. He lays them on Vegeta's
grave and ties a small piece of ribbon around the flowers. The good guys facevault. "I know I should
keep the tradition alive after the funeral we had, so here's to you, Vegeta." Goku gets up and faces
Freeza again. "Okay. Let's start!"
"Before we begin, I hope you know that your chances at winning are pretty low, so let's go ahead and play
just a little bit, shall we?" said Freeza.
"Fine by me," said Goku as he pulls out a deck of cards. "So what game is it going to be, Freeza?"
"How about Strip Poker," said Freeza.
"Wait a second, you're not wearing any clothes," said Goku.
"That's the fun of it," said Freeza with a blush across his face.
"I know what you're up to and I don't like it already!" said Goku as he lurged at Freeza, dropping his cards
on the ground.
*******
Meanwhile in the other world, Bardock is convincing Vegeta and his dad to come along to irratate Freeza
while Goku's fighting. They agree and they go to Namek inside a police cruiser they hi-jacked off Snake
Way that was able to take them through space since it's high tech. When they get there, they see Goku,
but he didn't notice them since he was at the time encased in a barrier.
"Time for some havoc!" said Vegeta as he possesses Gohan.
"I like this gag!" said Bardock as he possesses Goku again.
"I guess the Namek's mine," said King Vegeta.
"Are you finished?" said Bardock.
"What?!" said Freeza.
"Dad!" said Goku as he tries to shake off his father's presence.
"Kakarot," said Vegeta inside Gohan's body. "We have come to help you."
"Yeah, so shut-up!" said King Vegeta in Piccolo's body.
"Not now," said Goku. "I need to get through this part without any help right now since we aren't seriously
fighting just yet."
"Fine," said all three Saiya-jins as they go into the car to chill.
"Hey, can you order a pizza while you're over there?" said Gohan.
"Sure!" said Vegeta as he calls the pizza place. "Hello? Yes I would like to order..."
"This is nuts," said Freeza.
"Yep," said Goku. "Now where were we?"
"Playing," said Freeza.
"Oh yeah, that's right," said Goku as he tries to get out of the barrier that Freeza put him in.
"You'll die if this thing hits anything other than me," said Freeza as he throws Goku around as he goes flying.
"Yahoo!" said Goku.
"'Yahoo'?" said Piccolo. "Ooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy..."
'Father, why do you embarass me so?' thought Gohan as he puts a paper bag over his head.
Suddenly, a large boom is heard as it ripped through the land. Krillin and the others look out and notice that
Freeza might of killed Goku since he was no where to be seen at all as the Saiya-jin panic. Gohan looked at
his betting slip, but kept an urge not to tear it up.
"Dad," said Gohan.
"Gohan, take off that stupid bag," said Piccolo as he snatches the bag from over Gohan's head. "He's not
dead and there's nothing really to be embarrassed about since he seems to be still alive."
Out of the smoke, stood Goku, a bit breathless, but still in once piece. Little did Goku know that his tail
fell off of his body from behind him, but he didn't really notice since as I said before, he was still in one
piece. Well, minus the tail that somehow grew back anyways, but the hole in his pants mysteriously seals
up without any thread.
"Dad had a tail for a minute there," said Gohan. "I wonder if I'll grow another one."
"Probably not since you're a bit too old to have one," said Vegeta.
"F*** you, Vegeta!" said Gohan.
"Come here then," said Vegeta as Gohan readies another energy blast at Vegeta.
"Shut-up both of you," said Piccolo as he knocks out Gohan. (Okay, I know I said more Freeza-bashing,
but I'm now bashing Gohan a little. Sorry Gohan fans! *waves a small white flag*) "Well kid, I hope you
know that you're still pretty small, but I know you'll get bigger when you get older."
"So, you come here often?" said Freeza.
"Not really," said Goku as they float up in the air close to each other. Freeza lunges out towards Goku and
gets him into a bear hug.
"Cry for me!" said Freeza as Goku screams.
"Dad!" cried Gohan as he instantly bolts upright. "Let him go you b****!"
"Gohan!" said Piccolo.
"Well, he is!" said Gohan.
"Potty mouth," said Piccolo under his breath.
"What did you say?" said Gohan.
"Nothing," lied Piccolo.
As Freeza squeezes Goku in a bearhug, Goku's eyes flash blue again (that of a Super Saiya-jin's mind
you) as his energy seemed to glow in a small golden color for a minute as he managed to get out of
Freeza's bearhug. Shocked there for a second, Freeza notice Goku's eyes changed color.
"How did you do that?" said Freeza.
"Do what?" said Goku.
"Change your eyes colors?" said Freeza.
"What in the hell are you talking about?" said Goku as his eyes returned to normal.
"I must be seeing things," said Freeza.
"Hey, my dad's eyes changed colors for a brief moment," said Gohan.
"Do you think that he might be on the verge of becoming a Super Saiya-jin?" said King Vegeta.
"Well, a little," said Vegeta as he smirked. "Let's just wait a bit longer before we interfere."
"Right," said Bardock as the pizza boy arrives.
"That will be $1,259,843.07," said the pizza boy as he puts down about 10,000,000 pizza boxes
on the ground.
"Do you take American Express?" said King Vegeta.
*******
"It seems like Goku is giving everything he has in this battle," said King Kai as the others gathered
around him.
"Wait! He still has the Kaioken attack up his sleeve, doesn't he?" said Tien.
"Yeah! Kaioken!" cried the boy as he gets burned badly. "I'M ON FIRE! HELP!"
Yamcha drops a fire stuffing blanket on the boy as it also burns. About 20 seconds later, the boy was no
longer on fire and most of King Kai's planet was burned to ashes. The Sailor Ginyu Force's dresses were
also burned off, so they had to change back into their Ginyu force outfits. Yes, even King Kai's precious
car was burned to ashes as King Kai holds a giant paddle meant for the purple haired youth. He was
however at that moment disappearing like he never was supposed to be there.
"D***!" said King Kai. "Whoever you are kid, I hope you never come back!"
"So, what's the scoop on Goku now?" said Tien.
"Well as I was saying before that brat interrupted," said King Kai as the scene flashes back on
Namek, "is that Goku's been using the Kaioken Attack the freakin' entire time! In other words,
he's screwed!" Goku is getting pounded by Freeza's attacks and thrown into a pillar where he breaks
through and is no longer surrounded by his attack as Freeza walks up to him.
*******
"Well, it looks like you have no fight left inside you," said Freeza. "Give up, and I won't kill you so
quickly."
Goku gets up. Vegeta and the others, except Piccolo, Freeza, and Goku are eating pizza when Vegeta
mentally curses himself on the bad timing for eating and motions his father and Bardock to get ready to
help Goku. Bardock and King Vegeta restrain Freeza.
"What's going on?" cried Freeza. "I-oof!"
"He's frozen in time," said Bardock. "Now talk to him, Vegeta."
"Okay," said Vegeta as he starts talking to Goku. *Kakarot, I am the Ghost of the Saiya-jin Race.*
"Vegeta," said Goku, "but I thought you were-"
*Well, I still am, now come with me,* said Vegeta as he holds out his hand to Goku and he takes it
willingly as they appear in an empty blue void. For a moment, Goku didn't know where Vegeta was at.
"Hey Vegeta," said Goku. "Where are we?"
"At this moment, we are drifting in a void where no one can hear you scream," said Vegeta with his
back to Goku. "This place is made by my will... well okay, my father and your father's wills as well. We
brought you here to give you some encouragement."
"How are you three going to encourage me after all the havoc you've already caused?" said Goku.
"We have our ways," said Vegeta. "Now pay attention so I won't have to kick your a** just to get it
through your head. I want you to accept your heritage and forget your emotions. They will only get you
killed and Freeza cannot change. Got it?"
"Now what was that again about my heritage?" said Goku as he starts writing this down in a notebook.
"Idiot!" said Vegeta as he snatched the notebook from his hand. "Accept your pride or else he will defeat
you. Kakarot, you are the only one full-blooded Saiya-jin left and I order you accept who you are. Do it or
else I will haunt you!"
"No! Anything but that!" said Goku.
"Good," said Vegeta as he turns to face Goku. "Destroy him!"
King Vegeta appears out of nowhere as he joins Vegeta: "Destroy him and avenge our deaths!"
Bardock appears and the three Saiya-jin respond: "Destroy him for you have the power within you!"
Bardock and King Vegeta vanish. Vegeta is the only one left standing there in the void as he looks at
Goku with a plea in his eyes, yet seemed as stubborn as usual. Goku noticed his eyes piercing his body,
making him nervous as his power started to awaken. Since Vegeta was begging him to do what it took to
kill Freeza, he began to try and help Goku grasp his hidden power a bit more.
"Now go Kakarot. It is time. Kick that b****es a** for me!" said Vegeta as the void around Goku
disappeared. Bardock and King Vegeta let go of Freeza as he comes to quickly.
"Hello?" said Freeza who didn't remember anything about what just occured moments ago. "Are you home
so we can continue our fight?"
"Huh?" said Goku. "Oh yeah, sure."
"What happened to my dad?" said Gohan as the other fighters noticed Goku's mysterious disappearance.
"He just disappeared in a deep blue light and reappeared a bit shocked."
"Yeah, now where is my pizza?" said Vegeta.
Freeza and Goku continue their fight. Goku was still losing terribly 'cause he just didn't know how to beat
him since he was not even trying anymore at all. Freeza smacks Goku into the water and keeps his head
under water so he could drown. Goku struggled to get out, but he soon gave up as his arms dropped back
under. He then stopped breathing
"Now, the last of the Saiya-jins is out of the picture," said Freeza, "I will now mock them without them
getting p***ed off!"
*******
Goku is under the water. He admitted defeat as he just stayed afloat there due to Freeza having his feet
on top of his head. As he felt his body starting to sink a bit at a time, his spirit seemed to also sink as he
found himself wrapped in his own visions. Well, it's that or else Bardock chose the right moment to possess
him again since he was getting bored.
*Kakarot,* said Bardock's voice, *you cannot give up. Your family, your friends, and your planet Earth need
you, my son...*
*I cannot protect them, father,* said Goku. *I've failed to live up to your expectations and I deserve to die
like this.*
*I hate you,* said Bardock. *YOU WERE NEVER MY SON!*
*Well, you're the one who just let me go out in space as a baby so I could destroy my home!* said Goku.
*That's it,* said Bardock. *I now disown you!*
Goku's eyes opened underwater in shock. 'He disowns me? That b****** cannot disown me! I am his
son!' thought Goku as his anger started to surface.
Freeza is standing there on Goku's head still as he thinks about what to do with his spaceship after he was
done playing on Namek. Vegeta and his dad were finishing off their 9,999,999th pizza box at that time as the
good guys look down from the cliff at where Freeza was standing.
"Daddy!" cried Gohan in shock when he noticed that Goku's energy was gone.
"Now it's time for all of you to perish!" said Freeza as he was about to get off Goku's head.
Suddenly, he noticed the water boiling all around him.
"Yea! Changling soup!" said Vegeta as he licked his lips.
However, Vegeta's little celebration didn't last long since he saw the water part as Freeza was pushed
away by violent winds. He goes flying up into the sky as Goku rises from the water really p***ed off at
Freeza. He screamed as Bardock quickly flies back to the safety of the other two Saiya-jins on the cliff.
Goku bats Freeza to the ground after he raised his Kaioken up to 20x and gets ready to blast Freeza with
his ultimate attack.
"Ka-" cried Goku as he flies towards Freeza. "me... ha..." Goku's voice echoed as Freeza saw him
coming right at him and dodges Goku's punch. "me..." Goku places his hands together in his famous
attack in the whole Dragon Ball series and fire his blast at Freeza. "ha!!!!!!!!"
(This is an actual scene that I thought ruled, so I kept that original enough since it rocks! And besides,
FUNimation really did mess that scene up since Goku was preparing the Kamehameha while he was
charging at Freeza! I got the video clip from a website that proves it too, but too bad it's gone now, or I
would of given you the URL to it. Oh well.)
Freeza grunted as he tried to keep the energy blast from hitting him. Goku kept pushing as much as his
energy as he could manage into the blast. A huge explosion rocked Namek after Freeza put his own blast
in and everyone almost went flying. Bulma went flying farther away. (I know I forgot about the Captain
Ginyu thing, but heck! Who needs to see him trying to hurt Gohan anymore than already needed
anyways?) When the explosion cleared, everyone looked up into the sky. Goku was tired from doing
his powerful attack and Freeza was still alive, but his left hand was burned.
"Oh it's hot!" cried Freeza as he flies down to the lake and sticks his left hand in the still boiling water
to burn it even further. (A "cold" joke, folks) "Oh Kami! It hurts!"
"Dang it!" said Piccolo as he tears up his betting ticket. "So much for the Kaioken x20 attack. I'm out
of the pot!"
All of the fighters were laughing at Freeza for being such a weakling and Goku realized what he had
to do at that point to defeat Freeza. So, he lands and doesn't move there at all with his arms up in the
air. Freeza had to go to the nearby tundra to get some ice that was already melting in his hands as he
notices Goku had his arms in the air.
"What is he doing?" said Piccolo.
"I think he's giving up," said Vegeta as he and the other Saiya-jin laugh.
"No, I think he's making a Spirit Bomb," said Gohan.
"Oh, so this is how he made the Spirit Bomb I threw at Vegeta," said Krillin as Vegeta gasps at
that comment.
"I hope you know that I still hate you," said Vegeta. "Let's go boys!"
The Saiya-jin get into the police cruiser and drive back to hell. Krillin, Gohan and Piccolo notice that
the Spirit Bomb was getting huge, and Bulma finds herself on an island with a bed, so she goes to sleep
for awhile. A white aura glows around Goku as he continues to hold his hands in the air.
"Ummm... what are you doing?" said Freeza.
"None of your business," said Goku as some water springs out of the ground in front of him.
"Can I still beat you up?" said Freeza.
"Sure, just don't do it too much," said the absent-minded Goku.
Freeza starts kicking Goku around and slams Goku into the ground, but he got up and pushed his
hands in the air again. Getting p***ed off, Freeza hits Goku hard and he goes flying to the opposite
side of the lake. Goku flies through a dock and breaks a wooden ship before hitting the shore line
as Freeza comes closer to him.
"We need to help him!" said Piccolo. "Give me your energy!"
Gohan and Krillin give Piccolo some of his energy as Freeza comes closer to Goku as he tries to keep his
hands up in the air. Freeza gets too close and Goku has enough sense to kick Freeza away with his foot
and still manage to continue making the Spirit Bomb. Freeza falls underwater and starts swimming towards
Goku slowly.
"The earth, the trees, the weird creatures on this planet and stuff like that, please give me some of your
energy so I can take that b**** down," said Goku. "From anything out there that might have any energy
inside of it, including my own spaceship as well as Freeza's, lend me your strength." Energy slowly gathers,
but Goku knew that it wouldn't be enough. "I need more from the other planets, even if it's from deserts,
biological things, cars parked in driveways, and rocks..."
On another planet that is overpopulated by cars in driveways, the energy starts to flow from them as well as
any biological thing also living on that planet for some strange reason. Another planet, which had nothing but
a bunch of rocks and sand also began giving some of it's energy. Out in space above Namek, a large cluster
of energy started to come towards Namek as Goku keeps trying to gather more energy. However, Freeza
comes out of the water and sticks his finger in Goku's face.
"Wanna see my booger?" said Freeza as he charges up his instant death attack.
"Uhhh... no?" said Goku as Piccolo finished charging up and flies towards Goku.
"Hang on, Goku!" cried Piccolo as he knocks Freeza off of him.
"Thank you, Piccolo," said Goku as he gets out of the water and lands on top of the island.
"Just finish your f***en Spirit Bomb," said Piccolo before he was interrupted by a punch in his
mouth from Freeza.
"So you're still alive, huh?" said Freeza.
"Duh," said Piccolo. "Dende healed me, remember b****?"
"Stop calling me a b****!" said Freeza as he backhands Piccolo in the face.
"You b**** slapped me!" said Piccolo as he punches Freeza in the gut. "Goku! How much longer until
you finish your Spirit Bomb?"
"I think I'll finish it in another episode," said Goku.
"You are so f***ing worthless," said Piccolo.
"I know," said Goku. "Now keep fighting or else I won't save Earth next time!"
*Yeah, your son will though,* said Bardock's voice.
"DAD! WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD?" whined Goku.
*Well, at least I'm trying to help!* said Bardock's voice.
"My dad 'really' needs some help," said Gohan.
"He could see Dr. Gero," said Krillin.
"Who's he?" said Gohan.
"Some evil doctor that used to be the head of Red Ribbon Army when Goku destroyed them,"
said Krillin. "Why do you ask?"
"Just wondering," said Gohan.
The energy continues to gather and finally, the Spirit Bomb seems to be falling from the sky as Goku
felt a strong energy sign. He smiled and looked up at the Spirit Bomb. Piccolo is grounded at this time
and is about to be killed by Freeza, but Gohan and Krillin save Piccolo with a single energy blast at him
from both sides.
"Why can't you guys just die!" cries Freeza. "Now I'm going to destroy this whole planet!"
Freeza starts creating a death bomb as he floats higher in the air. Everyone, except Goku is scared to
death. Piccolo runs over and starts shaking Goku.
"That Spirit Bomb better be done!" said Piccolo. "If not, we're screwed!"
"It's done, I was just waiting for the moment to throw it," said Goku. "and it's NOW!"
The Spirit Bomb starts decending from the sky as Freeza looks up at it. "Oh, it's so warm, so pretty,
and IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! OH S***!!!!" said Freeza.
"I thought it would take you another episode to finish that f***en thing!" said Piccolo as he and Goku
start running.
"Well, I can't tell how much time an episode of Dragon Ball Z lasts," said Goku. "HIT THE DECK!"
Piccolo and Goku hit what remained of the ship's deck and cowered under a tiny umbrella. On the cliff
where Gohan and Krillin was at, they go into the basement. Bulma wakes up and hides under the bed to
try and escape the explosion. As the Spirit Bomb started to decend from the sky, Freeza was underneath
it as he screams.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Freeza.
Suddenly, the camera starts to get static, and the scene ends there.
*******
"Hey! Freeza's dead!" said King Kai.
"No he's not!" said Jaice. "Didn't you read the last sentence?"
"Shut-up!" said one of the Tien's as he boots Jaice off King Kai's planet.
"Yeah!" said the other Tien as he boots Burter of the planet.
"Get out of here!" said Yamcha as he fires a blast at Riccoom and he flies off of the planet.
"And don't come back!" said Chou-zu as he blasts Guido off the planet.
They all fall in hell where they spend the rest of eternity burning alive.
"AHHHHH!!!!!" cried the Ginyu Force.
"Yeah!" rejoiced the dead Z Fighters.
"Hey, you guys!" said King Kai. "The picture's coming back now, so we can watch what's goin to
happen next now!"
The Z Fighters gather around and look down at Namek.
*******
When the static clears, a crater is in the ground as Piccolo picks up Goku with his other arm. Gohan and
Krillin fly over to them and are smiling as Goku gives the victory sign. When they get there, a reporter
comes out of nowhere and arrives on the scene. Goku then passes out again in exhaustion.
"Tell me, how did you defeat Freeza with the Spirit Bomb?" said the reporter.
"Hold on a minute," said Piccolo as he slaps Goku in the face. "Wake up d*** you! We need to fill the
reporter in with the details since the camera missed some of the scenes!"
"Huh? Oh yeah," said Goku as he gets up. "Before the camera went on a fritz," Cue flashback. "I saw
the Spirit Bomb falling as I felt the ground beneath Piccolo and myself break away. When it hit, we were
flung about a mile into the ocean. I felt myself sinking again, but Piccolo luckily grabbed on to my hand
and swam towards the shore."
"Krillin and I were thrown into the air, but I managed to stay aloft and see a pretty rainbow," said Gohan.
"Is there anything else?" said the reporter.
"Well, I think Freeza's dead now, so the universe's safe and we can all go home," said Goku.
"I wouldn't be too sure about that," said the reporter as he jumped up on a cliffside and removed his coat
and hat to reveal who he really is.
"FREEZA!!!!!!!" cried everyone.
"Now I'm out," said Krillin as he tears up his ticket.
"In the flesh and I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR CUTTING MY TAIL OFF AGAIN!" cried Freeza as he
shoots a beam at Goku.
"No!" cried Piccolo as he shoves Goku and Goku away and gets zapped.
"Piccolo!" cried Goku and Gohan as Piccolo fell to the ground.
"NO! PICCOLO!" cries Gohan as he cries over his fallen mentor's side. "YOU B****!"
"I'll kill you after I kill my next target," said Freeza as he shoots another beam that hits Krillin. 'Why is
there 4 people standing? I thought I shot that Namek!' (My question exactly if you pay attention to when
Krillin's about to be killed in the original episode.)
"Huh? Ahh! That b**** got me!" said Krillin.
"For the final time, I am not a b**** and you will die for calling me that!" said Freeza.
"KRILLIN!" cried Gohan.
"YOU MOTHERF***ING B****!" cried Krillin before he exploded. "AHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"NO! KRILLIN!" cried Goku. "He was already brought back by the Dragon Balls."
"And now, it's mop-top's turn to die," said Freeza.
"NO," said Goku as he starts making moaning sounds.
"Ummm dad?" said Gohan. "Are you alright?"
Goku doesn't answer. Lighting flashes around in the sky as Freeza looks on in shock.
"Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyy..." said Freeza. "I don't know what the hell you're doing, so I'll just
go over here and..."
"Not so fast, Freeza," said Vegeta's voice inside Freeza's head.
"D*** you monkeys!" said Freeza. "It doesn't matter how many times I kill you that you haunt me
even after all I've done!"
"Shut-up!" said Vegeta's voice.
'Okay, now he's lost it,' thought Gohan. 'Maybe I should call Dr. Gero and schedule them for an
appointment...'
The sky becomes dark and for a moment, Gohan thought that the Dragon of Namek would reappear,
but after a moment passed, he noticed an eerie glow around his father as his hair flashed blonde.
"Dad, you're scaring me," said Gohan.
"How... dare... you... B****!" said Goku.
"I'm telling you that I'm- what?!" said Freeza as Goku's hair flashed blonde every 5 seconds.
Lighting flashes in the sky as one hits behind Goku. In a deafening scream, Goku fully transformed
into a Super Saiya-jin. Cameras once again come out as pictures were taken of the beautiful Kodac
moment.
"These are the moments," sang a voice.
"What?!"said Freeza.
"Dad?" said Gohan. "How did you dye your hair?"
'That's a pretty good question,' thought Goku as he noticed a few of his blonde strands of hair hanging
in his face. 'I wonder if I... wait. I still need to kill that b**** for killing Krillin!'
"What?!" repeated Freeza since he was scared to death.
"Gohan, get Piccolo and Bulma out of here on my spaceship or else he'll die," said Goku in a strangely
calm and deeper voice. "I don't want to yell at you since my voice is sore, so get going."
"Yes father," said Gohan as he salutes his father and runs over to Piccolo's side. Goku looks up at Freeza
and he's still scared.
"What?!" said Freeza again.
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Will Goku kill the b****, Freeza or will he let her, I mean him go? What about Gohan's bet? Will Krillin
ever come back to life? Will King Vegeta, Bardock, and Vegeta ever stop toying with our heroes' minds
and just behave? Will Piccolo, the last Namekian (who's bonded to an old fart named Kami) live? Find
out next time As the Planet Namek Burns.
CMG: So, what did you guys think?
Vegeta: Can I toy with Freeza some more?
K. Vegeta: Yeah! That was fun!
Bardock: But we aren't really supposed to tease Freeza!
CMG: Sure, you can tease some more since I'm not done with this saga yet!
The 3 Saiya-jins: (cheer)
Goku: (walks in still in his SSJ mode) Do I have a say in this?
Everyone: NO!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Ohhh...
CMG: Next time, havoc continues as Freeza states that our hero has only 5 minutes until Namek expodes,
and will our hero escape on time? Oh yeah, and some more Freeza-bashing is guaranteed as well as some
crazy antics from the Saiya-jins that got killed horribly from Freeza will be in our next episode. So tune in
next time As the Planet Namek Burns to get your next dose of comedy that wasn't seen on television!
Don't forget to review. Until next time, keep waiting, ya peeps!
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
A/N: They are not mine! I swear! This is my third installment for those of you who asked for more of this
story. Sorry about last episode with the Bardock-bashing as well as the Dende-bashing. Don't worry
though. This chapter is mainly Freeza-bashing and it will begin to get a bit interesting since I finally began
to think of more things to write in the next upcoming chapters. It's also a bit emotional, so have some tissues
in handy. When we last left our story, Goku finally escapes Freeza's ship after managing to get out of the
healing tank that Bardock locked him in for most of the battle. Vegeta tells Goku to kick Freeza's a** as
a Super Saiya-jin and Dende gets killed after the funeral for Vegeta. Will good triumph in this episode? Find
out today on As the Planet Namek Burns to find out.
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"Well monkey," said Freeza after he gets over his shock. "Are you ready to fight?"
"Wait a minute," said Goku as he picks some flowers in a nearby meadow. He lays them on Vegeta's
grave and ties a small piece of ribbon around the flowers. The good guys facevault. "I know I should
keep the tradition alive after the funeral we had, so here's to you, Vegeta." Goku gets up and faces
Freeza again. "Okay. Let's start!"
"Before we begin, I hope you know that your chances at winning are pretty low, so let's go ahead and play
just a little bit, shall we?" said Freeza.
"Fine by me," said Goku as he pulls out a deck of cards. "So what game is it going to be, Freeza?"
"How about Strip Poker," said Freeza.
"Wait a second, you're not wearing any clothes," said Goku.
"That's the fun of it," said Freeza with a blush across his face.
"I know what you're up to and I don't like it already!" said Goku as he lurged at Freeza, dropping his cards
on the ground.
*******
Meanwhile in the other world, Bardock is convincing Vegeta and his dad to come along to irratate Freeza
while Goku's fighting. They agree and they go to Namek inside a police cruiser they hi-jacked off Snake
Way that was able to take them through space since it's high tech. When they get there, they see Goku,
but he didn't notice them since he was at the time encased in a barrier.
"Time for some havoc!" said Vegeta as he possesses Gohan.
"I like this gag!" said Bardock as he possesses Goku again.
"I guess the Namek's mine," said King Vegeta.
"Are you finished?" said Bardock.
"What?!" said Freeza.
"Dad!" said Goku as he tries to shake off his father's presence.
"Kakarot," said Vegeta inside Gohan's body. "We have come to help you."
"Yeah, so shut-up!" said King Vegeta in Piccolo's body.
"Not now," said Goku. "I need to get through this part without any help right now since we aren't seriously
fighting just yet."
"Fine," said all three Saiya-jins as they go into the car to chill.
"Hey, can you order a pizza while you're over there?" said Gohan.
"Sure!" said Vegeta as he calls the pizza place. "Hello? Yes I would like to order..."
"This is nuts," said Freeza.
"Yep," said Goku. "Now where were we?"
"Playing," said Freeza.
"Oh yeah, that's right," said Goku as he tries to get out of the barrier that Freeza put him in.
"You'll die if this thing hits anything other than me," said Freeza as he throws Goku around as he goes flying.
"Yahoo!" said Goku.
"'Yahoo'?" said Piccolo. "Ooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy..."
'Father, why do you embarass me so?' thought Gohan as he puts a paper bag over his head.
Suddenly, a large boom is heard as it ripped through the land. Krillin and the others look out and notice that
Freeza might of killed Goku since he was no where to be seen at all as the Saiya-jin panic. Gohan looked at
his betting slip, but kept an urge not to tear it up.
"Dad," said Gohan.
"Gohan, take off that stupid bag," said Piccolo as he snatches the bag from over Gohan's head. "He's not
dead and there's nothing really to be embarrassed about since he seems to be still alive."
Out of the smoke, stood Goku, a bit breathless, but still in once piece. Little did Goku know that his tail
fell off of his body from behind him, but he didn't really notice since as I said before, he was still in one
piece. Well, minus the tail that somehow grew back anyways, but the hole in his pants mysteriously seals
up without any thread.
"Dad had a tail for a minute there," said Gohan. "I wonder if I'll grow another one."
"Probably not since you're a bit too old to have one," said Vegeta.
"F*** you, Vegeta!" said Gohan.
"Come here then," said Vegeta as Gohan readies another energy blast at Vegeta.
"Shut-up both of you," said Piccolo as he knocks out Gohan. (Okay, I know I said more Freeza-bashing,
but I'm now bashing Gohan a little. Sorry Gohan fans! *waves a small white flag*) "Well kid, I hope you
know that you're still pretty small, but I know you'll get bigger when you get older."
"So, you come here often?" said Freeza.
"Not really," said Goku as they float up in the air close to each other. Freeza lunges out towards Goku and
gets him into a bear hug.
"Cry for me!" said Freeza as Goku screams.
"Dad!" cried Gohan as he instantly bolts upright. "Let him go you b****!"
"Gohan!" said Piccolo.
"Well, he is!" said Gohan.
"Potty mouth," said Piccolo under his breath.
"What did you say?" said Gohan.
"Nothing," lied Piccolo.
As Freeza squeezes Goku in a bearhug, Goku's eyes flash blue again (that of a Super Saiya-jin's mind
you) as his energy seemed to glow in a small golden color for a minute as he managed to get out of
Freeza's bearhug. Shocked there for a second, Freeza notice Goku's eyes changed color.
"How did you do that?" said Freeza.
"Do what?" said Goku.
"Change your eyes colors?" said Freeza.
"What in the hell are you talking about?" said Goku as his eyes returned to normal.
"I must be seeing things," said Freeza.
"Hey, my dad's eyes changed colors for a brief moment," said Gohan.
"Do you think that he might be on the verge of becoming a Super Saiya-jin?" said King Vegeta.
"Well, a little," said Vegeta as he smirked. "Let's just wait a bit longer before we interfere."
"Right," said Bardock as the pizza boy arrives.
"That will be $1,259,843.07," said the pizza boy as he puts down about 10,000,000 pizza boxes
on the ground.
"Do you take American Express?" said King Vegeta.
*******
"It seems like Goku is giving everything he has in this battle," said King Kai as the others gathered
around him.
"Wait! He still has the Kaioken attack up his sleeve, doesn't he?" said Tien.
"Yeah! Kaioken!" cried the boy as he gets burned badly. "I'M ON FIRE! HELP!"
Yamcha drops a fire stuffing blanket on the boy as it also burns. About 20 seconds later, the boy was no
longer on fire and most of King Kai's planet was burned to ashes. The Sailor Ginyu Force's dresses were
also burned off, so they had to change back into their Ginyu force outfits. Yes, even King Kai's precious
car was burned to ashes as King Kai holds a giant paddle meant for the purple haired youth. He was
however at that moment disappearing like he never was supposed to be there.
"D***!" said King Kai. "Whoever you are kid, I hope you never come back!"
"So, what's the scoop on Goku now?" said Tien.
"Well as I was saying before that brat interrupted," said King Kai as the scene flashes back on
Namek, "is that Goku's been using the Kaioken Attack the freakin' entire time! In other words,
he's screwed!" Goku is getting pounded by Freeza's attacks and thrown into a pillar where he breaks
through and is no longer surrounded by his attack as Freeza walks up to him.
*******
"Well, it looks like you have no fight left inside you," said Freeza. "Give up, and I won't kill you so
quickly."
Goku gets up. Vegeta and the others, except Piccolo, Freeza, and Goku are eating pizza when Vegeta
mentally curses himself on the bad timing for eating and motions his father and Bardock to get ready to
help Goku. Bardock and King Vegeta restrain Freeza.
"What's going on?" cried Freeza. "I-oof!"
"He's frozen in time," said Bardock. "Now talk to him, Vegeta."
"Okay," said Vegeta as he starts talking to Goku. *Kakarot, I am the Ghost of the Saiya-jin Race.*
"Vegeta," said Goku, "but I thought you were-"
*Well, I still am, now come with me,* said Vegeta as he holds out his hand to Goku and he takes it
willingly as they appear in an empty blue void. For a moment, Goku didn't know where Vegeta was at.
"Hey Vegeta," said Goku. "Where are we?"
"At this moment, we are drifting in a void where no one can hear you scream," said Vegeta with his
back to Goku. "This place is made by my will... well okay, my father and your father's wills as well. We
brought you here to give you some encouragement."
"How are you three going to encourage me after all the havoc you've already caused?" said Goku.
"We have our ways," said Vegeta. "Now pay attention so I won't have to kick your a** just to get it
through your head. I want you to accept your heritage and forget your emotions. They will only get you
killed and Freeza cannot change. Got it?"
"Now what was that again about my heritage?" said Goku as he starts writing this down in a notebook.
"Idiot!" said Vegeta as he snatched the notebook from his hand. "Accept your pride or else he will defeat
you. Kakarot, you are the only one full-blooded Saiya-jin left and I order you accept who you are. Do it or
else I will haunt you!"
"No! Anything but that!" said Goku.
"Good," said Vegeta as he turns to face Goku. "Destroy him!"
King Vegeta appears out of nowhere as he joins Vegeta: "Destroy him and avenge our deaths!"
Bardock appears and the three Saiya-jin respond: "Destroy him for you have the power within you!"
Bardock and King Vegeta vanish. Vegeta is the only one left standing there in the void as he looks at
Goku with a plea in his eyes, yet seemed as stubborn as usual. Goku noticed his eyes piercing his body,
making him nervous as his power started to awaken. Since Vegeta was begging him to do what it took to
kill Freeza, he began to try and help Goku grasp his hidden power a bit more.
"Now go Kakarot. It is time. Kick that b****es a** for me!" said Vegeta as the void around Goku
disappeared. Bardock and King Vegeta let go of Freeza as he comes to quickly.
"Hello?" said Freeza who didn't remember anything about what just occured moments ago. "Are you home
so we can continue our fight?"
"Huh?" said Goku. "Oh yeah, sure."
"What happened to my dad?" said Gohan as the other fighters noticed Goku's mysterious disappearance.
"He just disappeared in a deep blue light and reappeared a bit shocked."
"Yeah, now where is my pizza?" said Vegeta.
Freeza and Goku continue their fight. Goku was still losing terribly 'cause he just didn't know how to beat
him since he was not even trying anymore at all. Freeza smacks Goku into the water and keeps his head
under water so he could drown. Goku struggled to get out, but he soon gave up as his arms dropped back
under. He then stopped breathing
"Now, the last of the Saiya-jins is out of the picture," said Freeza, "I will now mock them without them
getting p***ed off!"
*******
Goku is under the water. He admitted defeat as he just stayed afloat there due to Freeza having his feet
on top of his head. As he felt his body starting to sink a bit at a time, his spirit seemed to also sink as he
found himself wrapped in his own visions. Well, it's that or else Bardock chose the right moment to possess
him again since he was getting bored.
*Kakarot,* said Bardock's voice, *you cannot give up. Your family, your friends, and your planet Earth need
you, my son...*
*I cannot protect them, father,* said Goku. *I've failed to live up to your expectations and I deserve to die
like this.*
*I hate you,* said Bardock. *YOU WERE NEVER MY SON!*
*Well, you're the one who just let me go out in space as a baby so I could destroy my home!* said Goku.
*That's it,* said Bardock. *I now disown you!*
Goku's eyes opened underwater in shock. 'He disowns me? That b****** cannot disown me! I am his
son!' thought Goku as his anger started to surface.
Freeza is standing there on Goku's head still as he thinks about what to do with his spaceship after he was
done playing on Namek. Vegeta and his dad were finishing off their 9,999,999th pizza box at that time as the
good guys look down from the cliff at where Freeza was standing.
"Daddy!" cried Gohan in shock when he noticed that Goku's energy was gone.
"Now it's time for all of you to perish!" said Freeza as he was about to get off Goku's head.
Suddenly, he noticed the water boiling all around him.
"Yea! Changling soup!" said Vegeta as he licked his lips.
However, Vegeta's little celebration didn't last long since he saw the water part as Freeza was pushed
away by violent winds. He goes flying up into the sky as Goku rises from the water really p***ed off at
Freeza. He screamed as Bardock quickly flies back to the safety of the other two Saiya-jins on the cliff.
Goku bats Freeza to the ground after he raised his Kaioken up to 20x and gets ready to blast Freeza with
his ultimate attack.
"Ka-" cried Goku as he flies towards Freeza. "me... ha..." Goku's voice echoed as Freeza saw him
coming right at him and dodges Goku's punch. "me..." Goku places his hands together in his famous
attack in the whole Dragon Ball series and fire his blast at Freeza. "ha!!!!!!!!"
(This is an actual scene that I thought ruled, so I kept that original enough since it rocks! And besides,
FUNimation really did mess that scene up since Goku was preparing the Kamehameha while he was
charging at Freeza! I got the video clip from a website that proves it too, but too bad it's gone now, or I
would of given you the URL to it. Oh well.)
Freeza grunted as he tried to keep the energy blast from hitting him. Goku kept pushing as much as his
energy as he could manage into the blast. A huge explosion rocked Namek after Freeza put his own blast
in and everyone almost went flying. Bulma went flying farther away. (I know I forgot about the Captain
Ginyu thing, but heck! Who needs to see him trying to hurt Gohan anymore than already needed
anyways?) When the explosion cleared, everyone looked up into the sky. Goku was tired from doing
his powerful attack and Freeza was still alive, but his left hand was burned.
"Oh it's hot!" cried Freeza as he flies down to the lake and sticks his left hand in the still boiling water
to burn it even further. (A "cold" joke, folks) "Oh Kami! It hurts!"
"Dang it!" said Piccolo as he tears up his betting ticket. "So much for the Kaioken x20 attack. I'm out
of the pot!"
All of the fighters were laughing at Freeza for being such a weakling and Goku realized what he had
to do at that point to defeat Freeza. So, he lands and doesn't move there at all with his arms up in the
air. Freeza had to go to the nearby tundra to get some ice that was already melting in his hands as he
notices Goku had his arms in the air.
"What is he doing?" said Piccolo.
"I think he's giving up," said Vegeta as he and the other Saiya-jin laugh.
"No, I think he's making a Spirit Bomb," said Gohan.
"Oh, so this is how he made the Spirit Bomb I threw at Vegeta," said Krillin as Vegeta gasps at
that comment.
"I hope you know that I still hate you," said Vegeta. "Let's go boys!"
The Saiya-jin get into the police cruiser and drive back to hell. Krillin, Gohan and Piccolo notice that
the Spirit Bomb was getting huge, and Bulma finds herself on an island with a bed, so she goes to sleep
for awhile. A white aura glows around Goku as he continues to hold his hands in the air.
"Ummm... what are you doing?" said Freeza.
"None of your business," said Goku as some water springs out of the ground in front of him.
"Can I still beat you up?" said Freeza.
"Sure, just don't do it too much," said the absent-minded Goku.
Freeza starts kicking Goku around and slams Goku into the ground, but he got up and pushed his
hands in the air again. Getting p***ed off, Freeza hits Goku hard and he goes flying to the opposite
side of the lake. Goku flies through a dock and breaks a wooden ship before hitting the shore line
as Freeza comes closer to him.
"We need to help him!" said Piccolo. "Give me your energy!"
Gohan and Krillin give Piccolo some of his energy as Freeza comes closer to Goku as he tries to keep his
hands up in the air. Freeza gets too close and Goku has enough sense to kick Freeza away with his foot
and still manage to continue making the Spirit Bomb. Freeza falls underwater and starts swimming towards
Goku slowly.
"The earth, the trees, the weird creatures on this planet and stuff like that, please give me some of your
energy so I can take that b**** down," said Goku. "From anything out there that might have any energy
inside of it, including my own spaceship as well as Freeza's, lend me your strength." Energy slowly gathers,
but Goku knew that it wouldn't be enough. "I need more from the other planets, even if it's from deserts,
biological things, cars parked in driveways, and rocks..."
On another planet that is overpopulated by cars in driveways, the energy starts to flow from them as well as
any biological thing also living on that planet for some strange reason. Another planet, which had nothing but
a bunch of rocks and sand also began giving some of it's energy. Out in space above Namek, a large cluster
of energy started to come towards Namek as Goku keeps trying to gather more energy. However, Freeza
comes out of the water and sticks his finger in Goku's face.
"Wanna see my booger?" said Freeza as he charges up his instant death attack.
"Uhhh... no?" said Goku as Piccolo finished charging up and flies towards Goku.
"Hang on, Goku!" cried Piccolo as he knocks Freeza off of him.
"Thank you, Piccolo," said Goku as he gets out of the water and lands on top of the island.
"Just finish your f***en Spirit Bomb," said Piccolo before he was interrupted by a punch in his
mouth from Freeza.
"So you're still alive, huh?" said Freeza.
"Duh," said Piccolo. "Dende healed me, remember b****?"
"Stop calling me a b****!" said Freeza as he backhands Piccolo in the face.
"You b**** slapped me!" said Piccolo as he punches Freeza in the gut. "Goku! How much longer until
you finish your Spirit Bomb?"
"I think I'll finish it in another episode," said Goku.
"You are so f***ing worthless," said Piccolo.
"I know," said Goku. "Now keep fighting or else I won't save Earth next time!"
*Yeah, your son will though,* said Bardock's voice.
"DAD! WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD?" whined Goku.
*Well, at least I'm trying to help!* said Bardock's voice.
"My dad 'really' needs some help," said Gohan.
"He could see Dr. Gero," said Krillin.
"Who's he?" said Gohan.
"Some evil doctor that used to be the head of Red Ribbon Army when Goku destroyed them,"
said Krillin. "Why do you ask?"
"Just wondering," said Gohan.
The energy continues to gather and finally, the Spirit Bomb seems to be falling from the sky as Goku
felt a strong energy sign. He smiled and looked up at the Spirit Bomb. Piccolo is grounded at this time
and is about to be killed by Freeza, but Gohan and Krillin save Piccolo with a single energy blast at him
from both sides.
"Why can't you guys just die!" cries Freeza. "Now I'm going to destroy this whole planet!"
Freeza starts creating a death bomb as he floats higher in the air. Everyone, except Goku is scared to
death. Piccolo runs over and starts shaking Goku.
"That Spirit Bomb better be done!" said Piccolo. "If not, we're screwed!"
"It's done, I was just waiting for the moment to throw it," said Goku. "and it's NOW!"
The Spirit Bomb starts decending from the sky as Freeza looks up at it. "Oh, it's so warm, so pretty,
and IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! OH S***!!!!" said Freeza.
"I thought it would take you another episode to finish that f***en thing!" said Piccolo as he and Goku
start running.
"Well, I can't tell how much time an episode of Dragon Ball Z lasts," said Goku. "HIT THE DECK!"
Piccolo and Goku hit what remained of the ship's deck and cowered under a tiny umbrella. On the cliff
where Gohan and Krillin was at, they go into the basement. Bulma wakes up and hides under the bed to
try and escape the explosion. As the Spirit Bomb started to decend from the sky, Freeza was underneath
it as he screams.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Freeza.
Suddenly, the camera starts to get static, and the scene ends there.
*******
"Hey! Freeza's dead!" said King Kai.
"No he's not!" said Jaice. "Didn't you read the last sentence?"
"Shut-up!" said one of the Tien's as he boots Jaice off King Kai's planet.
"Yeah!" said the other Tien as he boots Burter of the planet.
"Get out of here!" said Yamcha as he fires a blast at Riccoom and he flies off of the planet.
"And don't come back!" said Chou-zu as he blasts Guido off the planet.
They all fall in hell where they spend the rest of eternity burning alive.
"AHHHHH!!!!!" cried the Ginyu Force.
"Yeah!" rejoiced the dead Z Fighters.
"Hey, you guys!" said King Kai. "The picture's coming back now, so we can watch what's goin to
happen next now!"
The Z Fighters gather around and look down at Namek.
*******
When the static clears, a crater is in the ground as Piccolo picks up Goku with his other arm. Gohan and
Krillin fly over to them and are smiling as Goku gives the victory sign. When they get there, a reporter
comes out of nowhere and arrives on the scene. Goku then passes out again in exhaustion.
"Tell me, how did you defeat Freeza with the Spirit Bomb?" said the reporter.
"Hold on a minute," said Piccolo as he slaps Goku in the face. "Wake up d*** you! We need to fill the
reporter in with the details since the camera missed some of the scenes!"
"Huh? Oh yeah," said Goku as he gets up. "Before the camera went on a fritz," Cue flashback. "I saw
the Spirit Bomb falling as I felt the ground beneath Piccolo and myself break away. When it hit, we were
flung about a mile into the ocean. I felt myself sinking again, but Piccolo luckily grabbed on to my hand
and swam towards the shore."
"Krillin and I were thrown into the air, but I managed to stay aloft and see a pretty rainbow," said Gohan.
"Is there anything else?" said the reporter.
"Well, I think Freeza's dead now, so the universe's safe and we can all go home," said Goku.
"I wouldn't be too sure about that," said the reporter as he jumped up on a cliffside and removed his coat
and hat to reveal who he really is.
"FREEZA!!!!!!!" cried everyone.
"Now I'm out," said Krillin as he tears up his ticket.
"In the flesh and I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR CUTTING MY TAIL OFF AGAIN!" cried Freeza as he
shoots a beam at Goku.
"No!" cried Piccolo as he shoves Goku and Goku away and gets zapped.
"Piccolo!" cried Goku and Gohan as Piccolo fell to the ground.
"NO! PICCOLO!" cries Gohan as he cries over his fallen mentor's side. "YOU B****!"
"I'll kill you after I kill my next target," said Freeza as he shoots another beam that hits Krillin. 'Why is
there 4 people standing? I thought I shot that Namek!' (My question exactly if you pay attention to when
Krillin's about to be killed in the original episode.)
"Huh? Ahh! That b**** got me!" said Krillin.
"For the final time, I am not a b**** and you will die for calling me that!" said Freeza.
"KRILLIN!" cried Gohan.
"YOU MOTHERF***ING B****!" cried Krillin before he exploded. "AHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"NO! KRILLIN!" cried Goku. "He was already brought back by the Dragon Balls."
"And now, it's mop-top's turn to die," said Freeza.
"NO," said Goku as he starts making moaning sounds.
"Ummm dad?" said Gohan. "Are you alright?"
Goku doesn't answer. Lighting flashes around in the sky as Freeza looks on in shock.
"Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyy..." said Freeza. "I don't know what the hell you're doing, so I'll just
go over here and..."
"Not so fast, Freeza," said Vegeta's voice inside Freeza's head.
"D*** you monkeys!" said Freeza. "It doesn't matter how many times I kill you that you haunt me
even after all I've done!"
"Shut-up!" said Vegeta's voice.
'Okay, now he's lost it,' thought Gohan. 'Maybe I should call Dr. Gero and schedule them for an
appointment...'
The sky becomes dark and for a moment, Gohan thought that the Dragon of Namek would reappear,
but after a moment passed, he noticed an eerie glow around his father as his hair flashed blonde.
"Dad, you're scaring me," said Gohan.
"How... dare... you... B****!" said Goku.
"I'm telling you that I'm- what?!" said Freeza as Goku's hair flashed blonde every 5 seconds.
Lighting flashes in the sky as one hits behind Goku. In a deafening scream, Goku fully transformed
into a Super Saiya-jin. Cameras once again come out as pictures were taken of the beautiful Kodac
moment.
"These are the moments," sang a voice.
"What?!"said Freeza.
"Dad?" said Gohan. "How did you dye your hair?"
'That's a pretty good question,' thought Goku as he noticed a few of his blonde strands of hair hanging
in his face. 'I wonder if I... wait. I still need to kill that b**** for killing Krillin!'
"What?!" repeated Freeza since he was scared to death.
"Gohan, get Piccolo and Bulma out of here on my spaceship or else he'll die," said Goku in a strangely
calm and deeper voice. "I don't want to yell at you since my voice is sore, so get going."
"Yes father," said Gohan as he salutes his father and runs over to Piccolo's side. Goku looks up at Freeza
and he's still scared.
"What?!" said Freeza again.
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Will Goku kill the b****, Freeza or will he let her, I mean him go? What about Gohan's bet? Will Krillin
ever come back to life? Will King Vegeta, Bardock, and Vegeta ever stop toying with our heroes' minds
and just behave? Will Piccolo, the last Namekian (who's bonded to an old fart named Kami) live? Find
out next time As the Planet Namek Burns.
CMG: So, what did you guys think?
Vegeta: Can I toy with Freeza some more?
K. Vegeta: Yeah! That was fun!
Bardock: But we aren't really supposed to tease Freeza!
CMG: Sure, you can tease some more since I'm not done with this saga yet!
The 3 Saiya-jins: (cheer)
Goku: (walks in still in his SSJ mode) Do I have a say in this?
Everyone: NO!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Ohhh...
CMG: Next time, havoc continues as Freeza states that our hero has only 5 minutes until Namek expodes,
and will our hero escape on time? Oh yeah, and some more Freeza-bashing is guaranteed as well as some
crazy antics from the Saiya-jins that got killed horribly from Freeza will be in our next episode. So tune in
next time As the Planet Namek Burns to get your next dose of comedy that wasn't seen on television!
Don't forget to review. Until next time, keep waiting, ya peeps!
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
