Pong: Return Of The 'Fic

Disclaimer: WHY?? Why does every Fanfiction have to begin with a disclaimer?? I mean, everyone knows I don't own it!! Well I'm not doing one! ... What the? *looks back* Oh #@!!

*Little twinkly stars*
Narrarator: Long, long ago...
Ball: *butting in* Uh... we need a disclaimer for Star Wars, too...
Narrarator: Wha- *snap* WELL WE DIDN'T UNTIL YOU OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH!!
Ball: I don't have a mouth...
Narrarator: Well then how do you speak, smarty pants?
Ball: I don't wear pants, either.
Narrarator: *shuffles sideways*
Ball: HOW CAN I? I don't have any legs, not to mention-
Narrarator: Exactly not to mention. We do want to keep this G rating, you know.
Ball: ...
Narrarator: ...
Ball: Does this even HAVE a storyline?
Narrarator: *looks at script* Uhh... no.
Ball: Does it have a script?
Narrarator: Uhh... No.
Ball: Then how did you look at it just now?
Narrarator: Artistic licence.
Ball: Rubbish, you can't even draw!
Narrarator: ...
Ball: This 'fic sucks! We don't have a script or a storyline, and the audience has gone home!
Narrarator: I feel an idea coming on...
*light bulb appears out of thin air above N's head*
Ball: What the heck is THAT?!
*light bulb turns off and drops*
Narrarator: Ouch! *rubs head* My idea's gone!
Ball: Then I guess we might as well stop.

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