Dead Saiya-jin's get Their Revenge

A/N: Still don't own them, so don't sue me. During the last episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, Goku
and Freeza square off against each other and Vegeta and Co haunts Goku. In an effort to keep
his son going, Bardock gives our hero some reassurance and Goku attacks Freeza straight out. He then
fires his Kamehame Wave that actually made Freeza cry like the little b**** he is. Deciding to pull out
his ultimate nuke from his pants, he managed to create the Spirit Bomb and drop it on Freeza. However,
that stupid b**** just didn't want to die and he injures Piccolo, and kills Krillin. Before he could laugh and
kill Gohan, Goku decided enough was enough and transformed into a Super Saiya-jin. Telling his son to
leave Namek, Gohan gets ready to take Piccolo away, find Bulma and leave on Goku's spaceship. Will
Goku defeat Freeza or will he just let that b**** go? Find out on today's episode of As the Planet Namek
Burns to find out.

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**WARNING: TOO MUCH FREEZA BASHING. IF YOU ARE A FREEZA FAN, I ADVISE YOU TO
SKIP THIS CHAPTER. IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE SKIP THE PARTS WHERE FREEZA GETS HIS
A** KICKED. AND THERE IS ANOTHER FIGHT FOR THOSE OF YOU RIGHT BELOW THAT
TAKES PLACE ON KING KAI'S PLANET FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HATED TIEN, YAMCHA, AND
CHOU-ZU. SOME OF THE SCENE IS FROM THE MOVIE, AIRPLANE AND THE SHOW, SOUTH
PARK. DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST AN INSIDE JOKE. THANK YOU.**

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"HOLY POOP!" cried King Kai as everyone saw him fall over.

"What happened?" said Chou-zu. "Tell me! I am the Emperor!"

"Chou-zu!" said Tien.

"Well, I am!" said Chou-zu.

"Well, Freeza's still alive and he just injured Piccolo and killed Krillin," said King Kai.

"OHMYKAMI! THEY KILLED KRILLIN!" said Yamcha in a high-pitched voice.

"YOU B******!" said Chou-zu.

"No, it's more like, 'YOU B****!' since he sounds like a woman," said Tien.

"Oh yeah," said Chou-zu. "YOU B****!"

"What about Gohan?" said Yamcha.

"He's alive and just weakened from earlier," said King Kai.

"And Goku?" said Tien.

"I'm not sure," said King Kai. "In one way, he is alive, but in another..."

"Tell us!" said Chou-zu.

"Do you guys promise not to panic if I tell you?" said King Kai as they promised. "Good. It seems
as though Goku has reached inside himself and found that I alone cannot tell you what it is and what
his motives are. The only way I can find out is by watching."

"Tell me, has he changed any in his physical appearance?" said Tien.

"Yes," said King Kai. "His hair is now blonde and his eyes are blue."

"Wait a second," said Yamcha. "Did Goku take your old girlfriend with him to Namek?" (I'm talking
about Lunch from Dragon Ball which doesn't air yet on Cartoon Network until this fall.)

"What?" said Tien. "He better not!"

"No," said King Kai. "She's in a bar on Earth still crying over Tien's death."

"Oh," said the others.

"Then how does that explain what happened to Goku?" said Chou-zu.

"I hate to admit it, but he's not human," said King Kai as thunder is heard in the background. "If
you remember Krillin told you that the Saiya-jin has arrived on Earth, correct?" They all nod their
heads in confusion. "He did mention that Goku is also a Saiya-jin right?" They shake their heads
no this time. "Well, I'll tell you why he's different now. IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO TRY AND
KILL FREEZA WITH SOME NEW POWER HE NEVER HAD AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" cried the dead Z Fighters. An airplane is heard in the background sounding
like it's going down as they start to panic. The planet seems to be falling and thunder is heard in the
background again.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PANIC!" said King Kai.

"LET ME GO BUBBLES!" cried Gregory as Bubbles starts swinging him around. Yamcha starts
to choke Chou-zu.

"I TOLD YOU THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE WISHED US BACK!" said Yamcha.

Glass breaks as chaos seemed to reek its head on King Kai's planet. The Z Fighters start fighting
King Kai as a battle royal and start beating each other up. A referee tries to stop them, but gets burned
by energy blasts and leaves angrily to tell the authorities.

*******

Meanwhile back in hell, Vegeta and the gang were talking to someone. He seemed old and frail, but the
men do not harm him. It sounded as though they were trying to strike a deal.

"...and you're saying if I let you three possess this 'Kakarot' guy, my son will have his revenge on Earth
7 years after Gohan defeats Cell?" said a weird little cloaked man.

"Yes," said Vegeta. "I want to possess Kakarot until I'm wished back to life later on."

"Fine," said the man. "You have yourselves a deal."

The three Saiya-jins laugh evilly as the flames grow larger.

"Only one condition," said the old man. "You will be possessed by my son's power and you will give him
your body to fight this Kakarot fellow."

"D***! I knew there would be a catch!" said Vegeta. "But will it make me stronger?"

"In a way, yes," said the man.

"Excellent," said Vegeta. "Now chant the spell already!"

"Fine, fine," said the man as he starts chanting the spell. "Of course, it will take about half the episode."

The three Saiya-jin facevault.

*******

On Namek, Goku, the Super Saiya-jin is standing there, basking in the light of his new aura as Gohan is
posed over Piccolo's body. Freeza still has the s*** scared out of him from the end of the last episode as
he stares wide-eyed at the newly born Goku. It was a frame frozen in time as slowly, Goku turns to look
at his son.

"Will Piccolo be able to live?" said Gohan.

"I'm not sure son, but you better get him away now," said Goku in his deeper voice as Gohan puts Piccolo
on a stretcher. "If not, you'll die and so will Piccolo. And if he dies, the Dragon Balls will be gone."

"Dad, will I ever see you again?" said Gohan.

"Whenever you need me, I'll be there," said Goku. "Whenever Garlic Jr. comes out and tries to rule Earth
like he did last time, but you managed to stop him, I'll be there. And whenever you are alone looking up at
the stars, you'll know I'm out there somewhere in space hunting that b**** down!"

"What?!" said Freeza.

"Just remember that no matter what," said Goku, "I will always be in your heart no matter what and until
next season, I will be the strongest warrior. Now go and take Piccolo with you."

"Yes daddy," said Gohan as he gives his father a hug and picks up Piccolo. With tears in his eyes, he then
says to Goku, "Goodbye, you ungrateful b******! You never raised me for Piccolo will be my father now
until you get home."

"You're grounded when I get home," said Goku.

"So what?" said Gohan as he flies off. "Why should I care? You Super Saiya-jin!"

"Just go, Gohan before I get angry with you!" yelled Goku.

"Bye!" said Gohan in a flat voice as he flies off with Piccolo. "He really is a Super Saiya-jin. Oh great. I
lost my betting slip! Oh well."

Goku has Gohan's betting slip in his hand as he puts it inside his pocket. He smirked as Freeza stands there
still scared.

"What?!" repeated Freeza.

"Aren't you supposed to try and stop Gohan from escaping?" said Goku.

"What?!" said Freeza as he shakes his head. "Oh yeah. Right. You can't escape me!" Freeza gets ready
to kill Gohan and Piccolo, but Goku gets in his way. "What?!"

"Don't start that s*** again!" said Goku as he starts squeezing Freeza's hand. "You shouldn't have killed
Krillin."

"Let go!" cried Freeza.

"No," said Goku.

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**FINAL WARNING! IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS AND ARE A FREEZA FAN, I ADVISE
YOU TO NOT TO READ ANY FARTHER. IF YOU DO, THEN PREPARE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES
SINCE THIS TIME, I'M NOT HOLDING BACK ON ANY BASHING! SOME OF THIS IS ORIGINAL,
BUT THE REST IS MINE!

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Freeza puts a giant force field around Goku, but it doesn't phase Goku one bit as he continues his struggle
to free himself. Freeza even starts biting Goku's hand to try to make him let go, but he still holds Freeza's
hand in an iron grip. Trying to yank his hand out of Goku's, he finally lets go and Freeza goes flying into
space and starts falling on another planet. He crashes into a picket fence and lands in a garden.

"My flowers!" cried a woman's voice as pots, pans, etc. were thrown at Freeza as he runs for his dear life
from a biological woman as he flies back to Namek where Goku was at.

"What took you so long?" said Goku with a smirk on his face as the beat-up Freeza comes back with multiple
lumps on his head.

"Shut-up," said Freeza. "You really are..."

*Hmmm... let me try something,* said Vegeta as he takes control for a second.

"I am..." interrupted Goku as he flexed his muscles. "I am really..." His muscle double in size. "I AM
REALLY P***ED OFF AT YOU, B****!"

He smacks Freeza into a thorn bush and he comes out really scratched up. He flies up in the air where Goku
then smashes Freeza's body across his knee and throws Freeza to the ground, creating a Freeza-shaped hole
in the ground. Goku floats there as Freeza comes out of the ground pretty angry.

"I AM NOT A B****!" said Freeza.

"Yes you are," said Goku. 'Something's inside my head...'

"Well, I prove it to you by killing you like I killed your people!" said Freeza.

"They were killed because they also thought you were a b****," said Goku. 'Argh! Get out! Get
out! Get out!'

Vegeta gets thrown out.

*He's stronger than I thought,* said Vegeta. *Oh well.*

"Stupid monkey, it doesn't really matter to me whether or not you are indeed a Super Saiya-jin or
not," said Freeza with a smile on his face. "Do you really think you can kill the b****? Oh great!
Now you making me start call myself that!"

Bardock gains control of Goku.

"And you screwed up your lines," said Goku. "You were supposed to say that before that Super
Saiya-jin line, you a**hole." 'Stop bothering me dad!'

Bardock gets shooed out.

*Be grateful I'm actually trying to help you, son,* said Bardock.

*Not now dad,* replied Goku. *I'm still angry at you disowning me!*

*I wasn't serious!* said Bardock

"Ah, shut the f*** up!" said Freeza as he charges at Goku, but he disappeared in thin air and
surprises Freeza with a counter attack.

Shooting multiple blasts at Goku, he managed to avoid all of them and still float in the exact same
spot he was in before Freeza tried to kill him. Freeza gets even more p***ed off and throws more
at Goku, who deflects them with his energy field. When the smoke clears, Goku is still perfectly
fine and looks at Freeza with his cold blue eyes.

"It's my turn now," said Goku as Freeza who laughs at him before getting blown away by an air
blast that Goku produces with his own energy as he goes flying back some more.

Smiling, Goku flies at Freeza and hits him with his elbow that sends him flying into a well placed
glass sign that says "As the Planet Namek Burns" on it. The sign had the cast of characters that
star in this story, but magically, the sign repaired itself. Freeza then gets upper cut as they continue
to fight higher in the sky. Trying to hit Goku, he was sent flying into the ground when Goku slammed
his body into the back of Freeza's spine. Freeza gets angry and lands on a cliff where he starts shooting
some more beams at Goku, but he managed to dodge all of them easily. Vegeta, Bardock and King
Vegeta decided to possess Goku all at the same time.

"Stop dodging!" cried Freeza. "If I hit you with this one, you'll get killed!"

"Fire away, b****!" said Goku. 'Why do I keep saying that?' *Don't tell me you three possessed me!*

*I'm afraid so, Kakarot,* said Vegeta.

*Now we're going to have some revenge!* said Bardock.

*And if you don't like it, fine!* said King Vegeta.

*You're going to have me killed!* said Goku.

*Not really,* said Bardock. *I know you're holding back, so shut the f*** up!*

*I hate all of you,* said Goku.

"I'm not a B****!" cried Freeza as he shoots his beam at Goku. He doesn't move this time as the beam
gets closer to him and hits Goku in the head as his neck arched back from the impact. Lowering his head
back to Freeza's eyesight, he sees that Goku wasn't scratched from that attack at all that should have killed
Goku, but he was still alive. "I-impossible!"

"You might kill so many innocent lives and hurt them, but I promise you that I will not be your next victim,
Freeza," said Goku with confidence in his voice.

"B******!" cries Freeza. "What are you?"

"You already know," said Goku. "I am a Super Saiya-jin who has been born to kill you. When you p***ed
me off by killing Krillin, that was the last straw." Some volcanoes blow their tops as lava goes spewing into
the air. "NOW I WILL KILL YOU, B****!!! AND I WILL AVENGE EVERYONE'S DEATHS TOO!!!!!"

Just then, a voice is heard out of nowhere as a man is seen on the ground.

"That's right Freeza, the sleeper has awakened..." started the man.

"DIE!" cries Freeza as he interrupts the man's speech.

"AHHHHH!!!!" said the man.

"I'll avenge your death too!" cried Goku. "Just as soon as I get some certain 'ghosts' out of my head!"

"You're possessed?" said Freeza.

"Afraid so," said Goku.

"By who?" said Freeza.

"My dad, Vegeta, and King Vegeta," said Goku. "Why do you ask?"

"Just wondering," said Freeza. "Can you get rid of them?"

"Can't," said Goku. "They want revenge, so they're inside my head telling me what to do."

"Man, that's really screwed up!" said Freeza.

"Oh well," said Goku. "Let's just continue, shall we?"

"Certainly," said Freeza.

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Will Goku avenge the deaths of all of those who were killed, including Krillin, Vegeta, Dende, and the
Namekians that were killed? Will Gohan find Bulma and escape Namek? Will the Saiya-jin cause some
more chaos for Goku and Freeza? Is Piccolo going to live? Find out next time As the Planet Namek Burns.

CMG: So?

Vegeta: Okay, I want to know why we've possessed Kakarot!

Bardock: Not to be mean or anything, but couldn't we have just blasted that b**** using Goku's body?

CMG: (smirks) Now that you guys mention it...

Goku: (flies in in his SSJ form) You've got to be kidding!

CMG: Sorry, but I have to do what the boys want!

Goku: This is embarrassing. I just hope you know that you guys are nuts! (runs off)

K. Vegeta: Can we kill Freeza?

CMG: No.

The 3 Saiya-jin: D***!

CMG: He's supposed to live during the beginning of the Android Saga!

Vegeta: So, no one would notice.

CMG: We'll see about it.

A/N: If some of you were wondering about the first chapter, I made it so that Freeza was pretty much
attracted to Gohan because he was just a kid and he thought he was weak. That's why I made that pretty
weird scene. Also, the thought about Goku going SSJ4 that early on was pretty stupid, but heck, it's was
a joke as well since it's not really a stage anyway you look at it. I'm already aware that this fanfic has
seem to gone downhill on the jokes, but I'm just running out of Namek Stew.

On the next episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, Gohan and Piccolo have a touching scene together
before things get out of hand. Goku's possessed body is put to the test by the Saiya-jins who decided to
get more revenge on Freeza before he loses it and does the unthinkable. Will our hero from Earth survive,
or will the evil b**** live through the havoc, destroy Earth, and make it home just in time to watch his
soap operas? Find out on the next episode of As the Planet Namek Burns. Coming as soon as I get past a
small delay and (gasp) writers' block.

Until then, keep waiting and enjoy! And remember to review once you're done! ^_^

* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *