The Dead Saiya-jin's Revenge-Part 2
A/N: I still don't own them, so stop asking! I'm getting tired of being asked that question! And I didn't
really add a lot in Chapter 4, so this will be the second part of Chapter 4 since I screwed up. Here we go!
On our last episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, King Kai fills in our other heroes about what
happened to Goku back on Namek. After King Kai filled in the others with the news, our heroes reek
havoc on King Kai's planet. On Namek, Goku tells Gohan to leave with Piccolo so he and Freeza can get
down to their fight so Goku can have his revenge. Meanwhile, Vegeta and Co. decided to seek help from
a mysterious old fart to possess Goku. So far, Goku has the upper hand since the Saiya-jin cannot really
control Goku fully just yet and only mock Freeza. Will they fully possess Goku or will Goku get them out
of his head once and for all? What about Piccolo? Will he live? Find out today on As the Planet Namek
Burns.
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On King Kai's Planet, King Kai's burned house was burning some more as Chou-zu runs around with
a can of oil. Tien is trying to catch Chou-zu before he could do anymore damage as the oil spilled on the
ground was being burned. Yamcha had Gregory in his hands.
"Make one false move monkey and the cricket gets it!" said Yamcha as he holds an energy blast to
Gregory's little head.
"Don't do it, Bubbles!" cried Gregory.
"Ookk! Eek!" cried Bubbles.
"Will you all PLEASE calm down?" yelled King Kai from under a burning bush. "You're acting like
wild animals!"
"FREEZE!" said a voice through a megaphone. "WE HAVE THIS PLACE SURROUNDED! PUT THE
CRICKET DOWN OR ELSE!"
"Or else what?" said Yamcha.
"This," said a voice as small seeds are thrown at the guys. Yamcha drops Gregory as the grass starts
to grow back as well as the tree.
"Huh? What are these?" said King Kai as he picks a seed up.
"Those seeds are the seeds that will restore your planet," said a voice. "Besides, I was getting tired
of all the havoc that was going on in this world like it's going on down on Namek!"
"Wait," said King Kai. "Who are you?"
"Who am I?" said the voice. "That, I cannot tell y..."
"Just tell us!" said everyone in an irritated voice.
"Fine," said the voice as a blue cloaked figure comes down from King Kai's burning house. She is wearing
a hood over her face as her thin locks of hair decorates her shoulders. Her eyes are blue even with her
oval framed glasses on as she takes the hood off from over her head. She seemed to be a human wearing
the cloak as a joke over her normal clothes. Under the cloak, she is wearing a dark blue vest with a white
shirt under it and matching dark blue pants. "If you wish to know, I shall tell you. But only just this once
and if you repeat it anytime during this fanfic, then you shall meet the consequences. My name is..."
*******
Down on Namek, Goku is having trouble continuing his fight with Freeza. The three Saiya-jin who were
inside Goku's head were starting to control Goku's body as he gets beat in the face by a bunch of punches
and kicks. Goku tries to keep going, but Vegeta soon had full control over Goku's body and starts playing
with Freeza.
"Ka... me... ha... me... ha!" cried Goku as Vegeta made Goku use his signature move on Freeza. *Why is
this happening to me?!*
The Saiya-jin laugh at Goku in his mind. Freeza starts and energy blast as well and they crash into each
other and start creating a giant tornado which starts sucking both of them into it. Unable to get out, the giant
twister of destruction picked up multiple items.
"Whoooooo..." cried Goku as he spins around in the tornado. "I am a Super Saiya-jin, but I cannot
get out of this tornado. I could destroy it, but I cannot for I cannot get out. I could fly out, but I cannot
get out. Let me try." Goku tries to get out, but gave up. "Nope. I cannot..."
"Shut-up! I'm getting sick!" said Freeza who isn't enjoying this one bit. "Let me off this thing!"
*******
"So, CMG, why are you here?" said King Kai.
"Well, I had a day off on Earth from working, so I decided to travel here to see if I could repair your
planet so it doesn't look like Pluto took a giant s*** on it," said CMG as everyone laughs.
"That's a good one!" said King Kai. "So, are you also here for my training?"
"Well, maybe I can get a bit stronger, but let me just say that since I don't plan on making an appearance
in your stories anytime soon, I want to train only so I know how to do the Spirit Bomb," said CMG.
"Hmmm... you seem confident enough," said King Kai, "but are you absolutely sure you don't want to
learn anything else?"
"Well, maybe the Kaioken Attack too," said CMG.
"And I've got a trick that I was meaning to teach Goku, but he came a bit too late, so I had no time in the
least to teach him," said King Kai. "I am going to teach you how to fly to a planet at warp speed without
the need of any oxygen."
"Cool!" said CMG. "Let's do it!"
"Okay then," said King Kai as the others watch.
"Why didn't he teach us anything else?" said Chou-zu.
"Because we will eventually become overshadowed by most of the Saiya-jin characters on the show, so it
really doesn't matter if we learn something new or not!" said Tien.
"Jeez man! This bites!" said Yamcha.
*******
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A/N: Just so you know, this scene didn't really turn out good, so you can skip it if you want. I know there
are some people who prefer lemons out there about Piccolo and Gohan, but there is NO lemon and their
relationship is a bit strange, so if you are going to read it, do it at your own risk. Besides, as I stated, this is
a PG-13 fanfic, not a rated NC-17 or R fanfic, okay?
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Gohan is flying still as he finally reaches his father's spaceship. Putting Piccolo on the floor, he heard Piccolo
starting to moan in his sleep. Rushing over to his side, Gohan heard Piccolo talking.
"Oh Kami, the pain," said Piccolo. "Why didn't you listen to me?! Why?! I thought we were destined to make
it, Gloria."
"Picco-" said Gohan.
"Please make sure that our son, Allen doesn't know about our affairs," said Piccolo. "She doesn't know that
it was supposed to be this way. She doesn't know that I stole the cookie from the cookie jar or accidentally
forgot to put down the toilet seat. Promise me that no matter what, you manage to make it to Disney World
and make our daughter Stephanie's dream come true. And make sure you bring Allen a nice little hat. Promise
me, Gloria."
"Huh?" said Gohan as Piccolo gets up and holds Gohan's hands.
"Promise me," said Piccolo as his eyes have tears in them.
"I-I promise," said Gohan a bit confused. 'Why is everyone losing their minds today?'
"Thank you," said Piccolo as he lays back down and says nothing more.
'Good, he's sound asleep,' thought Gohan. 'Now to find Bulma.'
Gohan flies off in search of Bulma as the planet starts to shake a little.
*******
Halfway around Namek, Goku and Freeza have finally managed to get out of the tornado. They take
a break talking yet again.
"So, you think you're going to win?" said Freeza.
"Uh-huh," said Goku.
"Well too bad!" said Freeza as he drops a Death Bomb into the ocean. "I'm going to destroy this planet!"
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" said Goku as though he's going in slow motion.
A bright light envelopes Namek. Everything seemed to disappear in the light. Goku's shocked face seemed
to imprint something that would forever scar DBZ fans everywhere on Earth. Gohan was searching as he
was thrown back by winds before a light surrounds him. Piccolo, who was laying unconscious disappeared
in a bright light. Bulma, who was flying in the air by the blast, disappears in the bright light. And finally, Freeza,
who was laughing disappeared in the bright light as the camera zooms out from Planet Namek as it flashed.
*******
"Kaioken!" cried CMG as wild red flames surrounded her body. "Whoa! This is sweet!"
"Huh?" said King Kai as his antennas perked up. "Oh s***!"
"What's wrong?" said Yamcha.
"I think King Kai's worried about Namek," said CMG.
"That is correct," said King Kai. "How did you know?"
"Well, I sort of have psychic powers too!" said CMG.
"So, do you know who's going to win?" said Yamcha.
"Well..." said CMG.
"Tell us!" said King Kai.
"Sorry, I forgot," said CMG.
Everyone facevaults. King Kai gets up with his antenna twitching as his face turns red with anger.
"Well if you do know, Miss' Smarty Pants, then is Namek still intact?" said King Kai.
"Yes, and no," said CMG.
"Huh?" said everyone.
"It's still there, but it's core is gone, so it's starting to become unstable," said CMG. "I already know
who's going to win, but I'm not telling!"
Everyone facevaults again, including Bubbles and Gregory.
"Well, I know that Goku's stronger than Freeza now and he's got the upper hand," said CMG. "All you
have to do is wait."
"For how long?" said Chou-zu.
"Five minutes," said CMG.
"Okay," said Chou-zu.
*******
Back on Namek, what CMG just said happened. The core was blown out and the planet was unstable
as lava spews across the planet's surface. Goku looks at Freeza with a smirk on his face.
"You were holding back," said Goku. "You are a b****, aren't you?"
"Yes, but you only have 5 minutes," said Freeza.
"That should be enough time to defeat you," said Goku.
"Snug, aren't you?" said Freeza. "Let's begin the death match."
"Sure," said Goku as he kicks Freeza right where it hurts.
"Why did you do that?" said Freeza in a very high pitched and annoying voice.
"That's for my father," said Vegeta's voice.
"Oh yeah, I forgot that you were possessed," said Freeza.
*Vegeta,* said Goku. *Why did you go and do that?*
*'Cause, I wanted to see if he's gay or not,* said Vegeta.
*That was bad,* said Goku. *Now say your sorry or else I will kill him before you can have your fun.*
*Fine,* said Vegeta as he controls Goku again. "I'm sorry... you ungrateful b****!"
Goku's body moved on it's own as he punches Freeza in the gut and he doubled over in pain. Goku regains
control of his body afterwards as the Saiya-jin laugh in his head. Deciding to take matters into his own hands,
Goku looks inside himself to find the troublemakers.
"You guys need to stop bothering me!" said Goku.
"Well, we're the ones who helped you become a Super Saiya-jin," said King Vegeta.
"And besides, you owe us!" said Bardock.
"You're just jealous because I'm a Super Saiya-jin and you're not," said Goku in a singsong voice.
"Grrr..." said all three Saiya-jins.
"Ha! I won that round," said Goku.
"I hate you, Kakarotto," said Vegeta.
"You aren't my son," said Bardock.
"I don't really know you, but ah hell," said King Vegeta.
Goku emerged from his mind as Freeza finally recovers his composure. He wipes the blood that was coming
from his mouth as he smiles at Goku. Then he circles Goku.
"You know, you are the first opponent who's ever going to push me to use my full power," said Freeza.
"Funny," said Goku. "I thought that was your full power, b****!"
"It's not," said Freeza. "It was only half."
"I see," said Goku. "Go ahead and charge up then."
"Fine," said Freeza. "It's your funeral."
"Too bad you killed Dende to be the minister," said Goku.
"So do you want to be cremated or buried," said Freeza.
"Your call," said Goku.
"I think I'll cremate you," said Freeza as he starts charging up.
*******
"It's been 5 minutes," said Chou-zu. "Are they dead yet?"
"Nope," said King Kai.
"How much longer?" said Tien.
"Five more minutes," said King Kai.
*******
"Bulma!" yelled Gohan. "Bulma!"
"Help!" cried Bulma as she was hanging from the cliff from her underwear.
Gohan picks Bulma up and her underwear is torn off. Bulma's face turned red as she starts beating on
his head.
"You little brat! Those were my last pair of underwear!" said Bulma.
"Sorry," said Gohan as he picks up Bulma's underwear.
"Land near that cave so I can put them back on!" said Bulma.
"Fine," said Gohan as Bulma walks in the cave.
"It's dark in here, but I'm going to put my underwear back on," said Bulma's voice from inside the cave
as Gohan waits patiently. "Now where's my pants? Ah! Here they... AHHHHH!!!!"
"Bulma!" cried Gohan as he went into the cave. He lights up the cave and finds a strange carving on the wall
and found Bulma fast asleep on the ground. He noticed that they were pictures. "These pictures seem to be
telling a story."
Gohan looked at the first picture of a man who was fighting a lizard. The next pictures showed them fighting
as the story seemed to become familiar. As he noticed the next picture, he saw the planet's fate. Then, he looks
at the next one and finds someone actually was painting it. He noticed a picture of a woman and a boy looking
at the pictures inside a cave.
"Ummm... who are you?" said Gohan.
"Just the storyboard writer," said the man. "Don't mind me. I'll just stay here and paint some more."
"Wait," said Gohan. "You can't be a storyboard writer! You must be..."
"Yes," said the man as he transforms into a demon. "Give me some cheese!"
"I don't have any!" said Gohan.
"Then, I will put a curse on you," said the demon. "In about 4 years, you will become a monster just like
me and kill someone! BWAHAHAHA!!!"
The demon starts coughing as he turns into Bardock.
"Grandpa!" said Gohan.
"What? Can't I have any fun with my grandson?" said Bardock.
"No," said Gohan. "I thought you possessed my dad!"
"I did, but he got angry with us and told us to leave him alone," said Bardock.
"It figures since you've driven him crazy!" said Gohan.
"Yeah, but I was bored," said Bardock. "I mean, I have to deal with your uncle in hell because he whines
how you hit him in the breadbasket. You did manage to hit him pretty hard, kid."
"Really?" said Gohan.
"Yep!" said Bardock. "Too bad you're just like your dad and forgot though."
"Whatever," said Gohan. "Can I take Bulma to the spaceship now?"
"Sure, take her," said Bardock. "All I did was knock her out, so she's fine."
"Good," said Gohan as he picks Bulma up carefully. "Perhaps then I won't have to hear that b****es
complaining until she wakes up."
"Bye!" said Bardock as Gohan continues his flight back to the spaceship.
*******
"Are they dead yet?" said Tien. "It's been about 15 minutes!"
"Just wait another..." said King Kai.
"Yeah I know!" said CMG.
"Another 5 minutes," moaned everyone with her except King Kai.
"Well, it seems that Goku's lost it," said King Kai. "I'm going to try and contact him."
*******
'How much longer does he have to charge up?' thought Goku.
*Goku,* said King Kai. *Attack him now before he reaches his full power!*
*Attack him now?* said Goku. *No, I think I'll wait and make him suffer for a little while!*
*Goku!* cried King Kai. *Do it now!* Goku just continues waiting. *We all know you have the power!*
(Yeah, I stole that one from the Cell Saga, so what? I thought it was appropriate.)
*Let me do this King Kai,* said Goku. *I'm still p***ed off that he killed Krillin and also he owes me
a dollar!*
*When did he owe you a dollar?* said King Kai.
*A little while ago to buy a sports drink,* said Goku.
*You idiot! He won't pay you back!* said King Kai.
*Whatever, I'll talk to you later,* said Goku as he hangs up.
*******
-Your call has been disconnected...- said a woman's voice.
"Ahhh shut-up!" said King Kai as he hits himself in the head.
"Are they dead yet?" said Chou-zu.
"NO! NOW WILL YOU STOP F***EN ASKING ME?!" said King Kai.
"'In another five minutes' my a**!" said Yamcha.
*******
"Do you think we should continue torturing Freeza?" said King Vegeta.
"I don't know," said Bardock. "He is still sort of p***ed off for what Vegeta did to Freeza."
"Maybe we shouldn't do this anymore," said Vegeta.
The Saiya-jin think a moment. "Nah!" they all said in unison.
"Let me control him this time!" said King Vegeta.
"Hey! I want to control my son!" said Bardock.
"There's only one way we can settle this," said Vegeta. "A friendly game of Rock, Scissors, Paper."
"Fine," said Bardock and King Vegeta as they duke it out. King Vegeta got rock. Bardock had scissors.
"Ha! I win!" said King Vegeta.
"D***!" said Bardock.
"It seems you've tried to cheat by using your psychic powers, but I bested you at the last minute," said
King Vegeta.
"Go ahead and possess my son," said Bardock in a sad voice.
"Don't worry," said Vegeta. "We'll each get our turn."
"Yeah!" said Bardock and King Vegeta.
*******
"Man! The planet should have gone about a half hour ago!" said Tien.
"Yeah, but I guess it would be pretty lame if it actually did explode in five minutes," said Yamcha. "I mean,
there would barely be a fight!"
"SPIRIT BOMB!" yelled CMG as she hold a beautiful glowing aura in her hand.
"DIE!" yelled King Kai as he throws blasts down at her.
(I'll give you 2 brownie points on where that came from!)
"SWEET!" said Chou-zu as CMG goes flying.
"Ouch!" said CMG.
"Did you hold on to the power?" said King Kai.
"Huh? Yea I did," said CMG.
"Good, now wait for the mom- NO!" said King Kai as CMG throws the Spirit Bomb at King Kai. A cool
explosion rocks the small planet, as King Kai falls to the ground burned up, but still alive.
"That's for breaking one of my nails, you b******!" said CMG.
"Medic!" yelled King Kai.
*******
"Are you ready yet?" said Goku as he sits in a chair on a nearby cliff. He has a laptop computer and surfs
the Internet using Blue Light. His computer finished downloading a file as he opens the Real Player on his
computer and plays the music video he just finished downloading.
"No," said Freeza. "I'm only at 30% of my maximum power!"
"You're decreasing your power, not increasing it!" said Goku. "Man! Even this computer gets downloads
faster than you can power up!"
"Shut-up!" said Freeza.
"And besides, it's been like 45 minutes since you told me that this planet is going to explode," said Goku. "I
think you're lying!"
"Just wait another 5 minutes," said Freeza.
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Will Planet Namek ever explode? Will Freeza ever finish powering up? Is Piccolo going to get out of that coma?
Who's Gloria, Allen, and Stephanie? Can Vegeta and Co finish getting their revenge on Freeza or will
they continue torchuring Goku until they do? Will CMG learn the last technique before she has to go to work
the next day? And will a medic treat King Kai after getting hit by a Spirit Bomb? Find out next time As
the Planet Namek Burns.
A/N: Next time on As the Planet Namek Burns, more Saiya-jin trouble will befall on our hero as King Vegeta
kicks Freeza's butt across the river of molten lava. Mmmm... lava; I mean will Goku be able to handle Freeza
at 100% of his power? Can Gohan defeat Freeza in case his father dies or disappears for about half of the show
because he's a lazy a** for not getting out of the ground right away? And will Bardock, Goku's father ever get
a crack at torchuring Freeza? Find out next time As the Planet Namek Burns.
CMG: What?!
King Kai: I'm still in pain!
CMG: Well, you did break my nail, so shut-up!
King Kai: Women! No wonder this show doesn't have a lot of women like Chi-chi fight!
Chi-chi: (comes storming in) I heard that, buster!
King Kai: (sweatdrops) I didn't mean it!
Chi-chi: (hits King Kai with a frying pan) You are coming home with me buster to write a 100,000,000
paragraph essay on why... (leaves)
Bardock: Why do I always have to be last?
CMG: Don't worry, you'll have fun destroying Freeza last!
Bardock: Really?
CMG: Yep. I know something that you can do to Freeza once he becomes "half the man" he used to be!
Bardock: You are so evil!
CMG: (grins) True, true.
Bardock: So, will you truely be in the next chapter?
CMG: Yeah, but for only a short time since I've got (shudders) work tomorrow!
Bardock: Why do you hate it so much?
CMG: 'Cause I only get paid $5.50 an hour for painful physical labor. How about you? Did you used to
get paid?
Bardock: No.
CMG: Well let me just say this: Kroger is the DEVIL! And the Union is the DEVIL!
Bardock: (runs away)
CMG: And my boss is the DEVIL!
(Not really, but he doesn't speak English very well and I have been working at Kroger for over 4 months
now, so go figure.)
Well, I got another fanfic to write and hopefully by tomorrow, I should be able to get on through Blue Light
again to post another chapter since I have to resort to using Juno for the time being. Oh well. Until next time,
keep waiting, peeps!
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
A/N: I still don't own them, so stop asking! I'm getting tired of being asked that question! And I didn't
really add a lot in Chapter 4, so this will be the second part of Chapter 4 since I screwed up. Here we go!
On our last episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, King Kai fills in our other heroes about what
happened to Goku back on Namek. After King Kai filled in the others with the news, our heroes reek
havoc on King Kai's planet. On Namek, Goku tells Gohan to leave with Piccolo so he and Freeza can get
down to their fight so Goku can have his revenge. Meanwhile, Vegeta and Co. decided to seek help from
a mysterious old fart to possess Goku. So far, Goku has the upper hand since the Saiya-jin cannot really
control Goku fully just yet and only mock Freeza. Will they fully possess Goku or will Goku get them out
of his head once and for all? What about Piccolo? Will he live? Find out today on As the Planet Namek
Burns.
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On King Kai's Planet, King Kai's burned house was burning some more as Chou-zu runs around with
a can of oil. Tien is trying to catch Chou-zu before he could do anymore damage as the oil spilled on the
ground was being burned. Yamcha had Gregory in his hands.
"Make one false move monkey and the cricket gets it!" said Yamcha as he holds an energy blast to
Gregory's little head.
"Don't do it, Bubbles!" cried Gregory.
"Ookk! Eek!" cried Bubbles.
"Will you all PLEASE calm down?" yelled King Kai from under a burning bush. "You're acting like
wild animals!"
"FREEZE!" said a voice through a megaphone. "WE HAVE THIS PLACE SURROUNDED! PUT THE
CRICKET DOWN OR ELSE!"
"Or else what?" said Yamcha.
"This," said a voice as small seeds are thrown at the guys. Yamcha drops Gregory as the grass starts
to grow back as well as the tree.
"Huh? What are these?" said King Kai as he picks a seed up.
"Those seeds are the seeds that will restore your planet," said a voice. "Besides, I was getting tired
of all the havoc that was going on in this world like it's going on down on Namek!"
"Wait," said King Kai. "Who are you?"
"Who am I?" said the voice. "That, I cannot tell y..."
"Just tell us!" said everyone in an irritated voice.
"Fine," said the voice as a blue cloaked figure comes down from King Kai's burning house. She is wearing
a hood over her face as her thin locks of hair decorates her shoulders. Her eyes are blue even with her
oval framed glasses on as she takes the hood off from over her head. She seemed to be a human wearing
the cloak as a joke over her normal clothes. Under the cloak, she is wearing a dark blue vest with a white
shirt under it and matching dark blue pants. "If you wish to know, I shall tell you. But only just this once
and if you repeat it anytime during this fanfic, then you shall meet the consequences. My name is..."
*******
Down on Namek, Goku is having trouble continuing his fight with Freeza. The three Saiya-jin who were
inside Goku's head were starting to control Goku's body as he gets beat in the face by a bunch of punches
and kicks. Goku tries to keep going, but Vegeta soon had full control over Goku's body and starts playing
with Freeza.
"Ka... me... ha... me... ha!" cried Goku as Vegeta made Goku use his signature move on Freeza. *Why is
this happening to me?!*
The Saiya-jin laugh at Goku in his mind. Freeza starts and energy blast as well and they crash into each
other and start creating a giant tornado which starts sucking both of them into it. Unable to get out, the giant
twister of destruction picked up multiple items.
"Whoooooo..." cried Goku as he spins around in the tornado. "I am a Super Saiya-jin, but I cannot
get out of this tornado. I could destroy it, but I cannot for I cannot get out. I could fly out, but I cannot
get out. Let me try." Goku tries to get out, but gave up. "Nope. I cannot..."
"Shut-up! I'm getting sick!" said Freeza who isn't enjoying this one bit. "Let me off this thing!"
*******
"So, CMG, why are you here?" said King Kai.
"Well, I had a day off on Earth from working, so I decided to travel here to see if I could repair your
planet so it doesn't look like Pluto took a giant s*** on it," said CMG as everyone laughs.
"That's a good one!" said King Kai. "So, are you also here for my training?"
"Well, maybe I can get a bit stronger, but let me just say that since I don't plan on making an appearance
in your stories anytime soon, I want to train only so I know how to do the Spirit Bomb," said CMG.
"Hmmm... you seem confident enough," said King Kai, "but are you absolutely sure you don't want to
learn anything else?"
"Well, maybe the Kaioken Attack too," said CMG.
"And I've got a trick that I was meaning to teach Goku, but he came a bit too late, so I had no time in the
least to teach him," said King Kai. "I am going to teach you how to fly to a planet at warp speed without
the need of any oxygen."
"Cool!" said CMG. "Let's do it!"
"Okay then," said King Kai as the others watch.
"Why didn't he teach us anything else?" said Chou-zu.
"Because we will eventually become overshadowed by most of the Saiya-jin characters on the show, so it
really doesn't matter if we learn something new or not!" said Tien.
"Jeez man! This bites!" said Yamcha.
*******
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A/N: Just so you know, this scene didn't really turn out good, so you can skip it if you want. I know there
are some people who prefer lemons out there about Piccolo and Gohan, but there is NO lemon and their
relationship is a bit strange, so if you are going to read it, do it at your own risk. Besides, as I stated, this is
a PG-13 fanfic, not a rated NC-17 or R fanfic, okay?
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Gohan is flying still as he finally reaches his father's spaceship. Putting Piccolo on the floor, he heard Piccolo
starting to moan in his sleep. Rushing over to his side, Gohan heard Piccolo talking.
"Oh Kami, the pain," said Piccolo. "Why didn't you listen to me?! Why?! I thought we were destined to make
it, Gloria."
"Picco-" said Gohan.
"Please make sure that our son, Allen doesn't know about our affairs," said Piccolo. "She doesn't know that
it was supposed to be this way. She doesn't know that I stole the cookie from the cookie jar or accidentally
forgot to put down the toilet seat. Promise me that no matter what, you manage to make it to Disney World
and make our daughter Stephanie's dream come true. And make sure you bring Allen a nice little hat. Promise
me, Gloria."
"Huh?" said Gohan as Piccolo gets up and holds Gohan's hands.
"Promise me," said Piccolo as his eyes have tears in them.
"I-I promise," said Gohan a bit confused. 'Why is everyone losing their minds today?'
"Thank you," said Piccolo as he lays back down and says nothing more.
'Good, he's sound asleep,' thought Gohan. 'Now to find Bulma.'
Gohan flies off in search of Bulma as the planet starts to shake a little.
*******
Halfway around Namek, Goku and Freeza have finally managed to get out of the tornado. They take
a break talking yet again.
"So, you think you're going to win?" said Freeza.
"Uh-huh," said Goku.
"Well too bad!" said Freeza as he drops a Death Bomb into the ocean. "I'm going to destroy this planet!"
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" said Goku as though he's going in slow motion.
A bright light envelopes Namek. Everything seemed to disappear in the light. Goku's shocked face seemed
to imprint something that would forever scar DBZ fans everywhere on Earth. Gohan was searching as he
was thrown back by winds before a light surrounds him. Piccolo, who was laying unconscious disappeared
in a bright light. Bulma, who was flying in the air by the blast, disappears in the bright light. And finally, Freeza,
who was laughing disappeared in the bright light as the camera zooms out from Planet Namek as it flashed.
*******
"Kaioken!" cried CMG as wild red flames surrounded her body. "Whoa! This is sweet!"
"Huh?" said King Kai as his antennas perked up. "Oh s***!"
"What's wrong?" said Yamcha.
"I think King Kai's worried about Namek," said CMG.
"That is correct," said King Kai. "How did you know?"
"Well, I sort of have psychic powers too!" said CMG.
"So, do you know who's going to win?" said Yamcha.
"Well..." said CMG.
"Tell us!" said King Kai.
"Sorry, I forgot," said CMG.
Everyone facevaults. King Kai gets up with his antenna twitching as his face turns red with anger.
"Well if you do know, Miss' Smarty Pants, then is Namek still intact?" said King Kai.
"Yes, and no," said CMG.
"Huh?" said everyone.
"It's still there, but it's core is gone, so it's starting to become unstable," said CMG. "I already know
who's going to win, but I'm not telling!"
Everyone facevaults again, including Bubbles and Gregory.
"Well, I know that Goku's stronger than Freeza now and he's got the upper hand," said CMG. "All you
have to do is wait."
"For how long?" said Chou-zu.
"Five minutes," said CMG.
"Okay," said Chou-zu.
*******
Back on Namek, what CMG just said happened. The core was blown out and the planet was unstable
as lava spews across the planet's surface. Goku looks at Freeza with a smirk on his face.
"You were holding back," said Goku. "You are a b****, aren't you?"
"Yes, but you only have 5 minutes," said Freeza.
"That should be enough time to defeat you," said Goku.
"Snug, aren't you?" said Freeza. "Let's begin the death match."
"Sure," said Goku as he kicks Freeza right where it hurts.
"Why did you do that?" said Freeza in a very high pitched and annoying voice.
"That's for my father," said Vegeta's voice.
"Oh yeah, I forgot that you were possessed," said Freeza.
*Vegeta,* said Goku. *Why did you go and do that?*
*'Cause, I wanted to see if he's gay or not,* said Vegeta.
*That was bad,* said Goku. *Now say your sorry or else I will kill him before you can have your fun.*
*Fine,* said Vegeta as he controls Goku again. "I'm sorry... you ungrateful b****!"
Goku's body moved on it's own as he punches Freeza in the gut and he doubled over in pain. Goku regains
control of his body afterwards as the Saiya-jin laugh in his head. Deciding to take matters into his own hands,
Goku looks inside himself to find the troublemakers.
"You guys need to stop bothering me!" said Goku.
"Well, we're the ones who helped you become a Super Saiya-jin," said King Vegeta.
"And besides, you owe us!" said Bardock.
"You're just jealous because I'm a Super Saiya-jin and you're not," said Goku in a singsong voice.
"Grrr..." said all three Saiya-jins.
"Ha! I won that round," said Goku.
"I hate you, Kakarotto," said Vegeta.
"You aren't my son," said Bardock.
"I don't really know you, but ah hell," said King Vegeta.
Goku emerged from his mind as Freeza finally recovers his composure. He wipes the blood that was coming
from his mouth as he smiles at Goku. Then he circles Goku.
"You know, you are the first opponent who's ever going to push me to use my full power," said Freeza.
"Funny," said Goku. "I thought that was your full power, b****!"
"It's not," said Freeza. "It was only half."
"I see," said Goku. "Go ahead and charge up then."
"Fine," said Freeza. "It's your funeral."
"Too bad you killed Dende to be the minister," said Goku.
"So do you want to be cremated or buried," said Freeza.
"Your call," said Goku.
"I think I'll cremate you," said Freeza as he starts charging up.
*******
"It's been 5 minutes," said Chou-zu. "Are they dead yet?"
"Nope," said King Kai.
"How much longer?" said Tien.
"Five more minutes," said King Kai.
*******
"Bulma!" yelled Gohan. "Bulma!"
"Help!" cried Bulma as she was hanging from the cliff from her underwear.
Gohan picks Bulma up and her underwear is torn off. Bulma's face turned red as she starts beating on
his head.
"You little brat! Those were my last pair of underwear!" said Bulma.
"Sorry," said Gohan as he picks up Bulma's underwear.
"Land near that cave so I can put them back on!" said Bulma.
"Fine," said Gohan as Bulma walks in the cave.
"It's dark in here, but I'm going to put my underwear back on," said Bulma's voice from inside the cave
as Gohan waits patiently. "Now where's my pants? Ah! Here they... AHHHHH!!!!"
"Bulma!" cried Gohan as he went into the cave. He lights up the cave and finds a strange carving on the wall
and found Bulma fast asleep on the ground. He noticed that they were pictures. "These pictures seem to be
telling a story."
Gohan looked at the first picture of a man who was fighting a lizard. The next pictures showed them fighting
as the story seemed to become familiar. As he noticed the next picture, he saw the planet's fate. Then, he looks
at the next one and finds someone actually was painting it. He noticed a picture of a woman and a boy looking
at the pictures inside a cave.
"Ummm... who are you?" said Gohan.
"Just the storyboard writer," said the man. "Don't mind me. I'll just stay here and paint some more."
"Wait," said Gohan. "You can't be a storyboard writer! You must be..."
"Yes," said the man as he transforms into a demon. "Give me some cheese!"
"I don't have any!" said Gohan.
"Then, I will put a curse on you," said the demon. "In about 4 years, you will become a monster just like
me and kill someone! BWAHAHAHA!!!"
The demon starts coughing as he turns into Bardock.
"Grandpa!" said Gohan.
"What? Can't I have any fun with my grandson?" said Bardock.
"No," said Gohan. "I thought you possessed my dad!"
"I did, but he got angry with us and told us to leave him alone," said Bardock.
"It figures since you've driven him crazy!" said Gohan.
"Yeah, but I was bored," said Bardock. "I mean, I have to deal with your uncle in hell because he whines
how you hit him in the breadbasket. You did manage to hit him pretty hard, kid."
"Really?" said Gohan.
"Yep!" said Bardock. "Too bad you're just like your dad and forgot though."
"Whatever," said Gohan. "Can I take Bulma to the spaceship now?"
"Sure, take her," said Bardock. "All I did was knock her out, so she's fine."
"Good," said Gohan as he picks Bulma up carefully. "Perhaps then I won't have to hear that b****es
complaining until she wakes up."
"Bye!" said Bardock as Gohan continues his flight back to the spaceship.
*******
"Are they dead yet?" said Tien. "It's been about 15 minutes!"
"Just wait another..." said King Kai.
"Yeah I know!" said CMG.
"Another 5 minutes," moaned everyone with her except King Kai.
"Well, it seems that Goku's lost it," said King Kai. "I'm going to try and contact him."
*******
'How much longer does he have to charge up?' thought Goku.
*Goku,* said King Kai. *Attack him now before he reaches his full power!*
*Attack him now?* said Goku. *No, I think I'll wait and make him suffer for a little while!*
*Goku!* cried King Kai. *Do it now!* Goku just continues waiting. *We all know you have the power!*
(Yeah, I stole that one from the Cell Saga, so what? I thought it was appropriate.)
*Let me do this King Kai,* said Goku. *I'm still p***ed off that he killed Krillin and also he owes me
a dollar!*
*When did he owe you a dollar?* said King Kai.
*A little while ago to buy a sports drink,* said Goku.
*You idiot! He won't pay you back!* said King Kai.
*Whatever, I'll talk to you later,* said Goku as he hangs up.
*******
-Your call has been disconnected...- said a woman's voice.
"Ahhh shut-up!" said King Kai as he hits himself in the head.
"Are they dead yet?" said Chou-zu.
"NO! NOW WILL YOU STOP F***EN ASKING ME?!" said King Kai.
"'In another five minutes' my a**!" said Yamcha.
*******
"Do you think we should continue torturing Freeza?" said King Vegeta.
"I don't know," said Bardock. "He is still sort of p***ed off for what Vegeta did to Freeza."
"Maybe we shouldn't do this anymore," said Vegeta.
The Saiya-jin think a moment. "Nah!" they all said in unison.
"Let me control him this time!" said King Vegeta.
"Hey! I want to control my son!" said Bardock.
"There's only one way we can settle this," said Vegeta. "A friendly game of Rock, Scissors, Paper."
"Fine," said Bardock and King Vegeta as they duke it out. King Vegeta got rock. Bardock had scissors.
"Ha! I win!" said King Vegeta.
"D***!" said Bardock.
"It seems you've tried to cheat by using your psychic powers, but I bested you at the last minute," said
King Vegeta.
"Go ahead and possess my son," said Bardock in a sad voice.
"Don't worry," said Vegeta. "We'll each get our turn."
"Yeah!" said Bardock and King Vegeta.
*******
"Man! The planet should have gone about a half hour ago!" said Tien.
"Yeah, but I guess it would be pretty lame if it actually did explode in five minutes," said Yamcha. "I mean,
there would barely be a fight!"
"SPIRIT BOMB!" yelled CMG as she hold a beautiful glowing aura in her hand.
"DIE!" yelled King Kai as he throws blasts down at her.
(I'll give you 2 brownie points on where that came from!)
"SWEET!" said Chou-zu as CMG goes flying.
"Ouch!" said CMG.
"Did you hold on to the power?" said King Kai.
"Huh? Yea I did," said CMG.
"Good, now wait for the mom- NO!" said King Kai as CMG throws the Spirit Bomb at King Kai. A cool
explosion rocks the small planet, as King Kai falls to the ground burned up, but still alive.
"That's for breaking one of my nails, you b******!" said CMG.
"Medic!" yelled King Kai.
*******
"Are you ready yet?" said Goku as he sits in a chair on a nearby cliff. He has a laptop computer and surfs
the Internet using Blue Light. His computer finished downloading a file as he opens the Real Player on his
computer and plays the music video he just finished downloading.
"No," said Freeza. "I'm only at 30% of my maximum power!"
"You're decreasing your power, not increasing it!" said Goku. "Man! Even this computer gets downloads
faster than you can power up!"
"Shut-up!" said Freeza.
"And besides, it's been like 45 minutes since you told me that this planet is going to explode," said Goku. "I
think you're lying!"
"Just wait another 5 minutes," said Freeza.
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Will Planet Namek ever explode? Will Freeza ever finish powering up? Is Piccolo going to get out of that coma?
Who's Gloria, Allen, and Stephanie? Can Vegeta and Co finish getting their revenge on Freeza or will
they continue torchuring Goku until they do? Will CMG learn the last technique before she has to go to work
the next day? And will a medic treat King Kai after getting hit by a Spirit Bomb? Find out next time As
the Planet Namek Burns.
A/N: Next time on As the Planet Namek Burns, more Saiya-jin trouble will befall on our hero as King Vegeta
kicks Freeza's butt across the river of molten lava. Mmmm... lava; I mean will Goku be able to handle Freeza
at 100% of his power? Can Gohan defeat Freeza in case his father dies or disappears for about half of the show
because he's a lazy a** for not getting out of the ground right away? And will Bardock, Goku's father ever get
a crack at torchuring Freeza? Find out next time As the Planet Namek Burns.
CMG: What?!
King Kai: I'm still in pain!
CMG: Well, you did break my nail, so shut-up!
King Kai: Women! No wonder this show doesn't have a lot of women like Chi-chi fight!
Chi-chi: (comes storming in) I heard that, buster!
King Kai: (sweatdrops) I didn't mean it!
Chi-chi: (hits King Kai with a frying pan) You are coming home with me buster to write a 100,000,000
paragraph essay on why... (leaves)
Bardock: Why do I always have to be last?
CMG: Don't worry, you'll have fun destroying Freeza last!
Bardock: Really?
CMG: Yep. I know something that you can do to Freeza once he becomes "half the man" he used to be!
Bardock: You are so evil!
CMG: (grins) True, true.
Bardock: So, will you truely be in the next chapter?
CMG: Yeah, but for only a short time since I've got (shudders) work tomorrow!
Bardock: Why do you hate it so much?
CMG: 'Cause I only get paid $5.50 an hour for painful physical labor. How about you? Did you used to
get paid?
Bardock: No.
CMG: Well let me just say this: Kroger is the DEVIL! And the Union is the DEVIL!
Bardock: (runs away)
CMG: And my boss is the DEVIL!
(Not really, but he doesn't speak English very well and I have been working at Kroger for over 4 months
now, so go figure.)
Well, I got another fanfic to write and hopefully by tomorrow, I should be able to get on through Blue Light
again to post another chapter since I have to resort to using Juno for the time being. Oh well. Until next time,
keep waiting, peeps!
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
