More Chaos and the King's Possession

A/N: Still don't own them. I'm going to try and summarize a bit differently this time, okay? Here we go!

(N)arration: On our last episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, Goku is annoyed with the Saiya-jins in his
head possessing him and they leave a bit angry at him...

Vegeta: I hate you Kakarotto.

Bardock: You are not my son.

K. Vegeta: I don't really know you, but ah hell!

N: As Freeza regains his composure, Goku managed to get unpossessed for awhile from the Saiya-jins and
finds out the truth of Freeza's power...

Goku: I thought you were using your full power, b****!

N: It seems that Freeza was holding back as well. In the other world, havoc seemed to reach it's peak, but
luckily, the author of the story appears and helps King Kai and the dead Z Fighters out by repairing King
Kai's Planet and gets training from King Kai himself. Back on Namek, Gohan drops Piccolo off. After a
disturbing scene, he goes out and finds Bulma hanging off the edge of the cliff by her underwear. Running
into his grandfather, Gohan manages to rescue Bulma and continue his quest to take her back to the
spaceship unconscious. Will Planet Namek explode soon? And if so, how long?

Goku: It's been about 45 minutes since you told me that this planet is about to explode. I think your lying!

Freeza: Just wait another 5 minutes.

Will our hero be able to defeat Freeza at his full power? Will Gohan get Bulma and Piccolo off the planet? Will
CMG finish her training with King Kai before going to work? And will King Kai be treated by a medic? Find
out today on As the Planet Namek Burns.

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WARNING: MORE POINTLESS DEAD CHARACTER BASHING! MORE CHAOS THAT WASN'T
ORIGINALLY PLANNED AND REUSED PLOT FROM 2 EPISODES AGO!

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"How many fingers do you see?" said Yamcha as King Kai starts regaining consciousness. He is holding
up 2 fingers.

"20?" said King Kai.

"Close enough," said Chou-zu as King Kai gets up.

"Now where's CMG at?" said King Kai.

"Is this good enough?" said Tien as he finishes freezing CMG in a block of ice.

"That's good," said CMG. "Now stand back!"

"Okay," said Tien as he runs back as CMG starts powering up.

"Oh! It's so cold!" said CMG as she starts shivering a bit.

"What is she doing now?" said King Kai as he walks over to CMG.

"Kaio-ken!" cries CMG as she breaks out of a block of ice. "Hey! It does work on ice, too!"

"It's Kaioken, not Kaio-ken!" said King Kai.

"Well, that's how Goku said it in the World's Strongest!" said CMG.

"Who in the HFIL, I mean hell is dubbing these movies and series?" said King Kai.

"You don't want to know," said CMG.

"Tell us!" said Chou-zu.

"If you want to know, it's FUNimation," said CMG.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" cried everyone as another fight breaks out. Dramatic, yet exciting music comes
out of nowhere.

"Where is that music coming from?" said Gregory as he picks up a hammer.

"Who cares," said Tien.

"Oh great! Well screw all of you!" said CMG. "I repaired this whole planet for you and now you're going
to ruin it again! Before I go, can you tell me how to do the space teleporting trick, King Kai?"

"Just concentrate on where you want to go and you should get there quickly," said King Kai before
he gets slammed into a table.

"Thanks," said CMG as she taps into her watch. Her clothes change and she's wearing her working
clothes. "Later!"

CMG teleports as a barrel falls where she was at originally as the fight continues. An airplane sound is
heard again as the planet starts to spin on its equator really fast. Suddenly, a meteor falls on King Kai's
house and burst into flames as Chou-zu runs around with scissors this time. Yamcha has Bubbles on his
face as Gregory is beating Tien up with a hammer.

"Hit me with the hammer, will you?" said an irratated Gregory as he chases Tien around the planet and
hits him with it. "Let's see how you enjoy it!"

"Why me?" said King Kai as he hides under a burning bush again.

*******

"Zzzzz..."said Goku as he sleeps in his SSJ form in a bed.

"I'm ready," said Freeza as his muscles bulge out.

"Hmmm?" said Goku as he wakes up. "Well, it's about d*** time, b****!"

"I told you to stop calling me that!" said Freeza.

"Whatever," said Goku. "Let's just finish this so I can go home after stopping at the video store to pick up
a movie for my wife."

"That's if you live," said Freeza. "Now let's tango."

"Uhhh... no," said Goku.

"I meant fight," said Freeza.

"Oh. Okay," said Goku.

"Freeza comes up with a roundhouse punch that sends Goku flying into a cliff. He busts out as Freeza quickly
gets the upper hand," said a man with a microphone as he follows the action. "Oh! That's really going to leave
a mark! It seems that Freeza's got the upperhand on our hero, Goku..."

"Shut-up!" yelled Goku and Freeza.

"Fine," said the man. "I'm just trying to entertain my fans!"

"Who are you?" said Goku.

"I'm Ken Starr, the best announcer of any fight on Earth," said the man

"How did you get here?" said Freeza.

"Instant Transmission," said Ken.

"Really?" said Goku. "Where did you learn it from?"

"Bill Clinton," said Ken. "He used it to teleport to Monica Lewinsky's house secretly each night during
his so-called 'affairs' to win her over."

"Ooooookkkkaaayyyy," said Goku. "I don't need to know that much."

"Anyways, I'm going continue talking, so try to ignore me," said Ken.

"I'll kill you when I'm done with this ape-s***!" said Freeza.

"Gay b****!" said Goku.

"Nice comeback," said Freeza.

"It seems like our two powerful god-like beings have started their fight again!" said Ken as the fight
starts again. "Oh no! Goku's been thrown into some rather hot lava that I'm standing in right now and
am slowly, but surely burning to death. But he manages to survive and..."

"That's enough!" cried Goku as he fires an energy blast at Ken.

"I'M MELTING... MELTING!!!!!!!!!!" cries Ken as the lava destroys Ken. "OH WHAT A WORLD...
WHAT A WORLD..."

"I told you I would take care of it," said Freeza.

"Well, he was getting rather annoying," said King Vegeta through Goku's body.

"It-it can't be!" said Freeza.

"Heh-heh," said King Vegeta. "It seems like the tables have turned, Freeza."

"Really?" said Freeza.

"Yes, really," said King Vegeta.

"Really?" said Freeza.

"Yes, really," said King Vegeta.

"Really?" said Freeza.

"Will you stop repeating that, b****!" said King Vegeta.

"Really?" said Freeza.

"Argh!" said King Vegeta as he lurged towards Freeza.

"Really?" said Freeza as he flies back.

"When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna burn you alive!" said King Vegeta.

"Really?" said Freeza as he gets chased by King Vegeta/Goku's body.

*******

Back on King Kai's planet, madness seems to reek it's ugly head. King Kai runs to his fall out shelter
as tanks run over his burning house. It seems that now even the army has arrived to cause havoc.

"WORLD WAR 3!" cried Hitler as he comes out of one of the tanks.

"You are an idiot, aren't you?" said Tien as he throws the tank off King Kai's planet.

"Hail Hitler!" cried the Nazis.

"Hail this!" said Gregory as he hits another tank with the hammer off King Kai's planet.

"Get out of here! This is our battle!" said Chou-zu as he flings the remaining tanks off with his psychic
powers.

"Now let's get this straightened out," said King Kai as he comes out of the fall out shelter. "We are not
going to fight anymore, you here?"

"Yes," said everyone.

"Good," said King Kai. "Now help me..."

"We had our fingers crossed," said Yamcha as he ties up King Kai with some rope.

"YOU F***EN LIARS!" cried King Kai.

"Let Mortal Combat begin!" said Chou-zu over the microphone in a deep voice as some party music
comes on. It turned out that Chou-zu didn't say those words because it was actually the song, "It Has
Begun" playing loudly from the kariroke machine.

"WHEN I GET OUT OF THESE ROPES, I'M GOING TO KICK ALL OF YOU OFF MY PLANET!"
yelled King Kai as he tries to get out of the ropes.

*******

Gohan found the spaceship and put Bulma's body in a comfy chair while he sat down on the ground with
Piccolo's body. Unable to take the silence, Gohan decides to go out for a nice little fly around to see if
his dad was faring well with Freeza. He left Bulma a note and took off. About 15 seconds after he left,
Bulma wakes up and finds the letter.

"Huh?" said Bulma as she reads the letter.

"Dear Bulma,

Don't worry, I've went out to see if my 'dad's' doing alright. I'm still mad at him for telling me to leave,
so I'm going to try and talk to him so I can tell him that I'm not leaving without him. I still love him, but
when he yelled at me, I called him an ungrateful b******!"

"Man! This letter is even censored!" said Bulma as she stops reading for a minute.

"Anyways, if I don't come back in another 5 minutes, then take off without me, alright?

Sincerely,
Son Gohan

P.S.-Don't hurt Piccolo or else I'm going to make sure that you suffer bad, b****!"

"Why me?" said Bulma as she drops the note. "I hope you know how Gohan feels about you Piccolo!"

(Yeah, I decided to put his last name in first in case some of you guys don't know why I did that. It's
very common in Japan.)

*******

Freeza is dodging all of King Vegeta/Goku's hits as they continue to fight. Irratated, King Vegeta fires a
blast at Freeza, but he misses as Freeza knocks him deep into the ground to make sure his body burned
up in the lava. When he gets out, he looks down to see that Goku's body was not coming up. Happy, he
pulls out a party hat as he throws streamers in the air that fall very slowly. He blows a horn as he starts
celebrating on the burning Planet Namek.

"Yes! All the monkeys are dead! All the monkeys are dead!" sang Freeza.

"Not quite," said Gohan as Freeza turns around.

"Huh?" said Freeza.

"Even though you killed my father, I'm still alive and I'm only a half-Saiya-jin!" said Gohan. "I was going
to apologize to him for calling him an ungrateful b******, but you killed him."

"Well, you're about to be reunited with him," said Freeza as he goes back to using half of his power. "Just
so you know, I will fight you, but only 5 more minutes remain until this planet explodes."

"Why do you keep repeating that?" said Gohan. "I mean, this planet hasn't exploded for over an hour and it's
taking forever to blow up!"

"Forget it," said Freeza. "It's still going to blow up in 5 more minutes."

"Can we fight now?" said Gohan.

"Alright," said Freeza as he flies at Freeza.

Gohan keeps Freeza busy by stalling. However, Freeza soon figures out what Gohan was really up to
and stops him from trying to escape. Resorting to fighting, Gohan tries to battle Freeza, but loses.

"Now, it's time to die," said Freeza as he goes back to 100% of his power.

"Dad, I'm sorry..." said Gohan.

Suddenly, a light shines from beneath the ocean. Gohan and Freeza look down as they see a platform
rise from out of the water with a small lightbulb on it. A voice out of nowhere starts talking.

"This is the dedication of the lightbulb," said the woman's voice as Freeza and Gohan both facevault.

"Wait a second," said Gohan. "I thought my dad was supposed to come out of the water!"

"What?!" said Freeza as he looks above Gohan's head.

"I mean, that ungrateful b****** was lucky I was able to keep you busy for about 3 minutes, but I
know that it was still not enough!" said Gohan. He destroys the platform.

"Gohan, you son of a b****!" said Goku. His shirt was torn off, his pants were torn up, and he was
breathing hard from the attack. "I told you to get the f*** off this planet!"

"Well excuse me dad, but I've come back to talk you into coming home with me and to apologize for
calling you an ungrateful b******, but I won't now!" said Gohan as he leaves angry.

"YOU ARE SO GROUNDED FOR A YEAR FROM FIGHTING WHEN I GET HOME!" said Goku.

"Whatever," said Gohan under his breath.

*******

"So, should I gather the Dragon Balls, Kami?" said Mr. Popo.

"If you want to. I rather just stand here for an eternity. I still can't believe you got scared to death for
me coming back to life!" said Kami as he continues laughing.

"I'm going to get the Dragon Balls," said Mr. Popo. "Contact King Kai."

"Fine," said Kami as he stops laughing.

*******

*Hey, King Kai!* said Kami.

"Kami! Finally! Someone who hasn't gone crazy!" said King Kai.

*Yes, I was laughing at Mr. Popo for the last few episodes, so I didn't really pay much attention to the
script at all,* said Kami. *I was supposed to say that I was still alive after Freeza nuked the planet an
episode ago, but I was too busy laughing. Anyways, Mr. Popo is gathering all of the Dragon Balls and
will wish your students back to life.*

"I don't think you should," said King Kai. "Just wish for everyone who died at the hands of Freeza and
his henchmen back to life so we can wish them back once I..."

"Shut-up in there!" said Chou-zu as he hits King Kai with a stick through the cell door.

"Ooff!" said King Kai.

*I understand,* said Kami. *We'll wish them back later!*

"And in a year, can you wish me out of this prison too?" said King Kai.

"What did I say?!" said Chou-zu as he hits King Kai with the stick again.

"Ahhhh!" said King Kai.

*We'll see,* said Kami. *Later.*

'This is no way for them to treat a king!' thought King Kai.

"I heard that," said Chou-zu. "It's the torchure chamber for you!"

"NO! NOT THE LITTLE BUNNY RABBITS!" cried King Kai.

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A/N: Will Goku be able to defeat Freeza? Will Gohan ever apologize to Goku? Can the Eternal Dragon
bring back everyone killed by Freeza and his henchmen? Will King Kai survive the torchure chamber?
When will the 5 minutes be over? Find out next time As the Planet Namek Burns.

Bardock: I wasn't even in this one!

K. Vegeta: So?

Bardock: I wanted to have some fun!

CMG: Well, I didn't really have a lot of time to write this one since I have to go to work.

Bardock: I hope you remember the promise.

CMG: Oh you mean about beating Freeza when he's "half the man" he used to be?

Bardock: That's right!

CMG: Don't worry. It will come soon. Besides, we still have another 5 minutes...

Everyone: NOOOOO!!!!! (runs away)

CMG: What?! I think in 5 more minutes, work can be over. I think in another 5 minutes, I can actually
write a whole other chapter. But we all know that in another 5 minutes, I can just post this on the Internet
and let those who read these fanfics review them.

Well, the next chapter is a big surprise, so check back often because it might take a few days to post
depending on my mood. Seriously. It won't take another 5 minutes to post another fanfic because Freeza
said it would take that long. Until next time, later.

* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *