I'm a Survivor! I'm Gonna Make It!
A/N: Don't own Destiny's Child, DBZ, Gundam Wing or anything else! Dang it! If I did own them, then I would
have my own company and stuff.
CMG: (narrator) On the last episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, the wish is made and Madonna got br- I
mean all of the people were teleported off Namek and on to Earth except Goku and Freeza. They fight for what
seemed to be forever as Freeza and Goku continued their rants after Goku accidentally destroys another planet
with Freeza's attack...
Freeza: Now that was just cruel. I was planning on planting trees on that planet and making another base out
of it.
Goku: Yeah, like you did to the Planet Wexit?
Freeza: Nah, that planet was destroyed a bit later when I sent your brother, Radditz there to finish it off with
your cousin Turles. However, that boy ran away after he destroyed it and joined a band of space pirates which
went to your planet.
Goku: Wait a second! That was just a stupid movie!
Freeza: So?
Goku: It was a pointless movie! I mean, 'Look at me! I have a giant Tree of Might and I'm going to use it to
take all of the planet's energy so I can grow some fruit that makes me super strong! Oh no! My cousin's got
a Spirit Bomb and is going to kill me with it! But I manage to defeat him and laugh at him from up in my Tree
of-'
Freeza: Enough!
Meanwhile on King Kai's Planet, Turles pays them a visit, but King Kai immediately got rid of him and
explained that Goku was a threat to society and should be considered to be dangerous. The Z Fighters
panic after King Kai claimed him to be evil and attack again. Bulma finds out that Freeza has no gender
and Vegeta claims that's correct. Back on Namek, time is running out as our favorite Saiya-jins, King
Vegeta and Bardock continue to toy with Freeza. Once Freeza becomes half the man, Goku was about to
leave when Freeza started begging for his life...
Freeza: Help me...
Bardock: (possessing Goku) I'll help you. (burns Freeza with a beam of light) There. Now you got a nice tan
and some energy. Later!
Doing perhaps the most foolish thing that any villian in this series would ever do, Freeza attacks Goku with
all of the energy he was given. However, it backfires and he gets burned terribly. Now with Freeza out of the
picture, will Goku escape Namek or will he die a terrible fiery death? Find out today on As the Planet Namek
Burns.
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Goku is flying towards Freeza's spaceship when he spots a mysterious giant robot just left there. He finds
the door and walks inside where there are a bunch of shiny buttons. Goku hits the red button and the giant
robot explodes. However, Goku was able to escape in time, so he just got a bit scratched.
"Hey! That was my Gundam you destroyed!" said a young boy.
"Shut-up!" said Goku. "Weren't you supposed to be on Earth?"
"Oh yeah, silly me," said the boy as he vanishes.
"Idiot," said Goku as he flies towards Freeza's spaceship and starts looking around for the control room.
"Now let's see." The door opens and he finds a large room full of pictures of Goku. He shutters. "Oops!
Wrong room." He runs down the hallway to another room and finds it full of bubbles and finds lights shining
across the floor from a disco ball. "The dancing room? This is strange..." He continues to run down the hall
as pipes let off steam and finds another room. "Huh?" He finds this room full of food. "Hmmm... food..."
*Kakarot!* yelled Bardock and King Vegeta. *Eat later on Yardrat!*
*But I'm hungry!* whined Goku.
*If you eat, you'll die!* said Bardock.
*Fine,* pouted Goku as he ran down the hallway.
*******
"So, the chances of Goku surviving on a planet that should of exploded almost 3 hours ago is 1,786,932,021
to 1?" said Bulma.
"Unless you count the spaceship that I could of won," said Gohan under his breath.
"I just hope he survives," said Bulma.
"Not me," said Vegeta. "When I get to become the strongest person in the universe, I also become the best
prankster as well!"
"Whatever, I still think my dad will survive," said Gohan.
*******
Goku finds the control room. Pressing a button, the ship comes on, but only for a few moments. After that, it
shuts off again as sirens go off.
"Stupid piece of s***!" said Goku.
"Go to your room," said the ship's computer. "I will not tolerate such language on this ship!"
"DIE!" cried Goku as he destroyed the ship's main computer and flies off the ship before it falls into lava.
(Mmm... lava...) "Oh no! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
In moments, the scene becomes white and the planet explodes.
*******
"Goku!" cried King Kai. "He's dead! DEAD I tell you!"
"Yeah," said the dead Z Fighters flatly.
*******
"I guess we should gather the Dragon Balls," said Bulma. "We got to wish back the others..."
"Yeah, and the good news is that our dragon can bring back someone as many times as he wants,"
said Dende.
"Well, let's just wait 100+ days before they become active again," said Moori. "Do you think we can
stay over at your place, Bulma?"
"Only if you promise to let me have my boyfriend back in 100+ days," said Bulma.
"It's a deal!" said Moori as they shake hands.
*******
Over the next 100+ days, the Namekian survivors stay at Bulma's. Vegeta taught the Namek boys how
to play pranks on the Elders...
"Bulma, can you please get me a glass of water?" said one of the Elders.
"Coming right up," said Bulma as she puts the glass of water down on the table. She returns from the freezer
and puts ice in the glass. She takes it to the Elder where he drinks the water. Snickers are heard from under
the counter.
"That's strange," said the Elder. "This water tastes diff-umph!"
The elder runs to the bathroom where he starts throwing up. Vegeta and the Namek children run out of the
kitchen and run outside where they whistle innocently.
"I wonder what's wrong with the water?" said Bulma as she takes a sip. She then runs to the bathroom where
she throws up.
"That was fun!" said Dende.
"Can we do it again?" said Cargo.
"No, that would become too obvious," said Vegeta.
Moori becomes the world's best golfer next to Tiger Woods...
"Another Hole in 1," said Moori.
"D***!" said Tiger Woods as he bends his golf club.
And a familiar frog becomes part of the hawks' food chain...
"Ribbit!" cried Captain Ginyu before he got eaten whole.
*******
"Now, it's time to summon the dragon," said Moori.
Dende blabbers some gibberish and the dragon appears.
"You have 3 wishes, speak them now," said Porunga.
"My first wish is for the spirits of Krillin and Goku to be brought to this planet," said Bulma.
Dende repeats it. "I brought Krillin's, but not Goku's since he's still alive."
"D***!" said Vegeta.
"My second wish is for Krillin to be revived," said Bulma as Dende repeats the wish.
"Fine," said Porunga and Krillin appears out of thin air with one single hair on his head. Vegeta pulls it off.
"You didn't need to harm that one little hair on my head!" said Krillin.
"So, you looked like a dork with it!" said Vegeta.
"The third wish is for Goku to be brought home," said Bulma as Dende repeats it for Porunga.
"Sorry, but Goku doesn't want to come home," said Porunga.
"D***!" said everyone.
"Fine, then I'm going to space!" said Vegeta as he hi-jacks one of Capsule Corporation's spaceships and
blast off to space.
"Wait!" cried Dr. Briefs. "I forgot to put the anti-lock breaks on the spaceship!"
"That's for cars dad," said Bulma.
"Oh yeah, silly me," said Dr. Briefs.
"Then bring back Yamcha," said Bulma as Dende repeats the wish.
"Fine, fine," said Porunga as Yamcha falls on top of Bulma.
"Get off me! You're heavy!" said Bulma.
"Oops!" said Yamcha.
*******
In another 100+ days, Tien and Chou-zu came back and the Nameks left Earth, except for Piccolo/Nail and
Kami. Gohan started studying again secretly under his mother's nose. Yamcha forgot about what Trunks told
him would happen in 3+ years and lost the antidote. Tien and Chou-zu return to their mountain home and lived
there happy for about 3+ years. As for Vegeta, he was touring space in a capsule spaceship with no anti-lock
breaks.
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CMG: But now, our real fun begins on the next episode of As the Planet Namek Burns. Freeza's remains
are found, Goku's escape is told and his arrival on the planet Yardrat will be a hit. Plus, we'll see Goku learning
how to do the Instant Transmission and the havoc that follows. Find out on the next episode of As the Planet
Namek Burns what will happen to our hero.
Goku: (enters in SSJ form) Hey! How do you know what's going to happen?
CMG: Well, as I said before, I am a fanfic writer, not a forecaster. Now even though I haven't seen you on
Yardrat learning it, I'm going to fool around with the story.
Bardock/King Vegeta: Can we still possess him?
CMG: No.
Bardock/King Vegeta: D***!
Vegeta: (enters in) Look what I can do! (tries going SSJ, but only has a small strand turn gold.)
Everyone: (not caring) That's nice, Vegeta.
Vegeta: I hate all of you. (leaves)
Sorry I took a while to update. Work, college, and the exams for the first few months were pretty scary! All the
other stories are on hold until I get this series done with, okay? And please review, folks. I know this hasn't
gotten better, but lately, I've been frozen alive pushing carts all day long and I'm still sort of trying to bring
back some more humor, but it's a pretty weak attempt as you just read. Until next time, bye-bye everyone!
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
A/N: Don't own Destiny's Child, DBZ, Gundam Wing or anything else! Dang it! If I did own them, then I would
have my own company and stuff.
CMG: (narrator) On the last episode of As the Planet Namek Burns, the wish is made and Madonna got br- I
mean all of the people were teleported off Namek and on to Earth except Goku and Freeza. They fight for what
seemed to be forever as Freeza and Goku continued their rants after Goku accidentally destroys another planet
with Freeza's attack...
Freeza: Now that was just cruel. I was planning on planting trees on that planet and making another base out
of it.
Goku: Yeah, like you did to the Planet Wexit?
Freeza: Nah, that planet was destroyed a bit later when I sent your brother, Radditz there to finish it off with
your cousin Turles. However, that boy ran away after he destroyed it and joined a band of space pirates which
went to your planet.
Goku: Wait a second! That was just a stupid movie!
Freeza: So?
Goku: It was a pointless movie! I mean, 'Look at me! I have a giant Tree of Might and I'm going to use it to
take all of the planet's energy so I can grow some fruit that makes me super strong! Oh no! My cousin's got
a Spirit Bomb and is going to kill me with it! But I manage to defeat him and laugh at him from up in my Tree
of-'
Freeza: Enough!
Meanwhile on King Kai's Planet, Turles pays them a visit, but King Kai immediately got rid of him and
explained that Goku was a threat to society and should be considered to be dangerous. The Z Fighters
panic after King Kai claimed him to be evil and attack again. Bulma finds out that Freeza has no gender
and Vegeta claims that's correct. Back on Namek, time is running out as our favorite Saiya-jins, King
Vegeta and Bardock continue to toy with Freeza. Once Freeza becomes half the man, Goku was about to
leave when Freeza started begging for his life...
Freeza: Help me...
Bardock: (possessing Goku) I'll help you. (burns Freeza with a beam of light) There. Now you got a nice tan
and some energy. Later!
Doing perhaps the most foolish thing that any villian in this series would ever do, Freeza attacks Goku with
all of the energy he was given. However, it backfires and he gets burned terribly. Now with Freeza out of the
picture, will Goku escape Namek or will he die a terrible fiery death? Find out today on As the Planet Namek
Burns.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Goku is flying towards Freeza's spaceship when he spots a mysterious giant robot just left there. He finds
the door and walks inside where there are a bunch of shiny buttons. Goku hits the red button and the giant
robot explodes. However, Goku was able to escape in time, so he just got a bit scratched.
"Hey! That was my Gundam you destroyed!" said a young boy.
"Shut-up!" said Goku. "Weren't you supposed to be on Earth?"
"Oh yeah, silly me," said the boy as he vanishes.
"Idiot," said Goku as he flies towards Freeza's spaceship and starts looking around for the control room.
"Now let's see." The door opens and he finds a large room full of pictures of Goku. He shutters. "Oops!
Wrong room." He runs down the hallway to another room and finds it full of bubbles and finds lights shining
across the floor from a disco ball. "The dancing room? This is strange..." He continues to run down the hall
as pipes let off steam and finds another room. "Huh?" He finds this room full of food. "Hmmm... food..."
*Kakarot!* yelled Bardock and King Vegeta. *Eat later on Yardrat!*
*But I'm hungry!* whined Goku.
*If you eat, you'll die!* said Bardock.
*Fine,* pouted Goku as he ran down the hallway.
*******
"So, the chances of Goku surviving on a planet that should of exploded almost 3 hours ago is 1,786,932,021
to 1?" said Bulma.
"Unless you count the spaceship that I could of won," said Gohan under his breath.
"I just hope he survives," said Bulma.
"Not me," said Vegeta. "When I get to become the strongest person in the universe, I also become the best
prankster as well!"
"Whatever, I still think my dad will survive," said Gohan.
*******
Goku finds the control room. Pressing a button, the ship comes on, but only for a few moments. After that, it
shuts off again as sirens go off.
"Stupid piece of s***!" said Goku.
"Go to your room," said the ship's computer. "I will not tolerate such language on this ship!"
"DIE!" cried Goku as he destroyed the ship's main computer and flies off the ship before it falls into lava.
(Mmm... lava...) "Oh no! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
In moments, the scene becomes white and the planet explodes.
*******
"Goku!" cried King Kai. "He's dead! DEAD I tell you!"
"Yeah," said the dead Z Fighters flatly.
*******
"I guess we should gather the Dragon Balls," said Bulma. "We got to wish back the others..."
"Yeah, and the good news is that our dragon can bring back someone as many times as he wants,"
said Dende.
"Well, let's just wait 100+ days before they become active again," said Moori. "Do you think we can
stay over at your place, Bulma?"
"Only if you promise to let me have my boyfriend back in 100+ days," said Bulma.
"It's a deal!" said Moori as they shake hands.
*******
Over the next 100+ days, the Namekian survivors stay at Bulma's. Vegeta taught the Namek boys how
to play pranks on the Elders...
"Bulma, can you please get me a glass of water?" said one of the Elders.
"Coming right up," said Bulma as she puts the glass of water down on the table. She returns from the freezer
and puts ice in the glass. She takes it to the Elder where he drinks the water. Snickers are heard from under
the counter.
"That's strange," said the Elder. "This water tastes diff-umph!"
The elder runs to the bathroom where he starts throwing up. Vegeta and the Namek children run out of the
kitchen and run outside where they whistle innocently.
"I wonder what's wrong with the water?" said Bulma as she takes a sip. She then runs to the bathroom where
she throws up.
"That was fun!" said Dende.
"Can we do it again?" said Cargo.
"No, that would become too obvious," said Vegeta.
Moori becomes the world's best golfer next to Tiger Woods...
"Another Hole in 1," said Moori.
"D***!" said Tiger Woods as he bends his golf club.
And a familiar frog becomes part of the hawks' food chain...
"Ribbit!" cried Captain Ginyu before he got eaten whole.
*******
"Now, it's time to summon the dragon," said Moori.
Dende blabbers some gibberish and the dragon appears.
"You have 3 wishes, speak them now," said Porunga.
"My first wish is for the spirits of Krillin and Goku to be brought to this planet," said Bulma.
Dende repeats it. "I brought Krillin's, but not Goku's since he's still alive."
"D***!" said Vegeta.
"My second wish is for Krillin to be revived," said Bulma as Dende repeats the wish.
"Fine," said Porunga and Krillin appears out of thin air with one single hair on his head. Vegeta pulls it off.
"You didn't need to harm that one little hair on my head!" said Krillin.
"So, you looked like a dork with it!" said Vegeta.
"The third wish is for Goku to be brought home," said Bulma as Dende repeats it for Porunga.
"Sorry, but Goku doesn't want to come home," said Porunga.
"D***!" said everyone.
"Fine, then I'm going to space!" said Vegeta as he hi-jacks one of Capsule Corporation's spaceships and
blast off to space.
"Wait!" cried Dr. Briefs. "I forgot to put the anti-lock breaks on the spaceship!"
"That's for cars dad," said Bulma.
"Oh yeah, silly me," said Dr. Briefs.
"Then bring back Yamcha," said Bulma as Dende repeats the wish.
"Fine, fine," said Porunga as Yamcha falls on top of Bulma.
"Get off me! You're heavy!" said Bulma.
"Oops!" said Yamcha.
*******
In another 100+ days, Tien and Chou-zu came back and the Nameks left Earth, except for Piccolo/Nail and
Kami. Gohan started studying again secretly under his mother's nose. Yamcha forgot about what Trunks told
him would happen in 3+ years and lost the antidote. Tien and Chou-zu return to their mountain home and lived
there happy for about 3+ years. As for Vegeta, he was touring space in a capsule spaceship with no anti-lock
breaks.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CMG: But now, our real fun begins on the next episode of As the Planet Namek Burns. Freeza's remains
are found, Goku's escape is told and his arrival on the planet Yardrat will be a hit. Plus, we'll see Goku learning
how to do the Instant Transmission and the havoc that follows. Find out on the next episode of As the Planet
Namek Burns what will happen to our hero.
Goku: (enters in SSJ form) Hey! How do you know what's going to happen?
CMG: Well, as I said before, I am a fanfic writer, not a forecaster. Now even though I haven't seen you on
Yardrat learning it, I'm going to fool around with the story.
Bardock/King Vegeta: Can we still possess him?
CMG: No.
Bardock/King Vegeta: D***!
Vegeta: (enters in) Look what I can do! (tries going SSJ, but only has a small strand turn gold.)
Everyone: (not caring) That's nice, Vegeta.
Vegeta: I hate all of you. (leaves)
Sorry I took a while to update. Work, college, and the exams for the first few months were pretty scary! All the
other stories are on hold until I get this series done with, okay? And please review, folks. I know this hasn't
gotten better, but lately, I've been frozen alive pushing carts all day long and I'm still sort of trying to bring
back some more humor, but it's a pretty weak attempt as you just read. Until next time, bye-bye everyone!
* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *
