Instant Transmission 101

A/N: Don't own anything in this fanfic. I'm doing this for fun, not for money or anything. So, don't sue me!

CMG: Last time Goku dies, or does he? This is the story of how Goku survives in our nearly finished series,
As the Planet Namek Burns.

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Goku is inside Freeza's spaceship when he sees a spaceship from earlier. A leprachun appears.

"Are you Goku?" said the leprachun.

"Yes, why do you ask?" said Goku.

"Because I'm the Leprachun," said the leprachun as he pulls out a butcher knife.

"Put that away," said Goku. "I need to get that ship."

"Then go for it," said the leprachun. "I'll take your ticket stub, now get going!"

"Thanks," said Goku as he runs towards the spaceship and pushes a few buttons. The ship blasts off as the
leprachun watches.

"Little does he know where I set the coordinates of the spaceship!" said the leprachun as he continues to
fall, laughing until he falls into burning lava. "He will be surprised! Oh yeah, and I'm dying..."

The planet expodes and the spaceship carries Goku towards his destination. Goku's hair becomes black as
he falls unconscious. Freezing, Goku pulls a blanket from underneath his seat out as he wraps himself in a
blanket that had the Teletubbies on it.

*******

(Is he alive?) said the first voice as Goku opens his eyes.

"I guess I'm alive, 'cause I'm in a lot of pain!" said Goku before he loses consciousness again.

(Okay, be careful,) said a second voice. (He looks like an alien.)

(Should we kill him?) said a third voice.

(No, he seems injured,) said the first voice. (Let's take him to our village and let Master Kogin see if he can look into this alien's mind.)

(Right,) said the second voice as the Yardratians lifted Goku and carry him to their village.

*******

(Hmm?) said the Yardrat leader as the Yardratians bring Goku's unconscious body into his house.

(Master Kogin,) said the first voice.

(What is it, Togi?) said Kogin.

(We found this alien outside of his spaceship and he looks evil,) said the second voice.

(Put him down, Sten,) said Kogin. (I know I shouldn't do this, but I will look into his mind to see if we can
trust him or not.)

(If he's evil, can we eat him?) said the third voice.

(No,) said Kogin. (He might have a disease that might kill us all, Vern.)

(Fine,) said Vern as he and the other leave.

(Now, let me see,) said Kogin as he pounds on Goku's head. (How does that technique work again?)

Goku's hand lifted slowly. 'I got to show him that I'm not going to hurt them...'

Kogin jumped back, but he noticed Goku's eyes open as he held his hand over his head. Kogin walked up
slowly as Goku leaned forward a bit and closed his eyes again. Kogin felt Goku's mind connect with his as
Goku managed to transfer some peaceful scenes into Kogin's mind before he showed his fight with Freeza
and his transformation. Kogin freaked out as Goku fell unconscious again.

(That poor man,) said Kogin. (He seemed to not know of the pain that he's carrying is his true source of
power.)

*******

The Yardratians wait outside Kogin's little hut as he comes out.

(We have nothing to be afraid of,) said Kogin. (He seems to come in peace, but he doesn't know our ways
or our language.)

(Is he a God?) said Togi.

(No, he's a mortal like us,) said Kogin.

"Ungh!" cried Goku from inside the hut.

(The monster awakens,) said Sten. (We must flee!)

(We are not fleeing,) said Kogin. (As I said before, he will not harm us.)

(Fine, but if he kills you, don't come crying to me or I'll say, 'I told you so!' Master Kogin,) said Sten.

*******

Goku feels his body starting to tingle. He opens his eyes weakly as he sees Kogin healing Goku's wounds
with his special abilities. Kogin noticed that Goku woke up and noticed that he was confused.

"Huh?" said Goku. "Who are you?"

(He seems to be talking in another language,) said Kogin. (I wonder if by any chance he knows telepathy.)

Kogin taps his head. Goku nods his head yes and they both fall into a telepathic bond.

*Can you understand me?* said Goku.

*Yes, I can,* said Kogin. *Are you alright?*

Goku gets up, but falls down. *My body's healed, but I'm still pretty weak.*

*You must be hungry,* said Kogin. *Join me for dinner.*

*Sure,* said Goku as Kogin turns his back towards Goku. *Huh?*

*Grab on to my shoulder,* said Kogin. *We're going by Instant Transmission.*

*Instant Transmission?* said Goku.

*An ability that will teleport us to places in the speed of light,* said Kogin as Goku grabs on. *Hold on. We'll
be at the dining hall in 1.4 seconds.*

Goku and Kogin teleport.

*******

(So, Kogin says that the alien is mortal and he's not going to harm us,) said Vern.

(And you buying this crap, Zeti?) said another Yardratian.

(Of course, Liak,) said Zeti.

(Master Kogin is coming!) said Togi.

(Is he bringing the alien?) said Liak.

(Yes,) said Sten.

(I hope we don't die,) said Togi.

Goku and Kogin walk in as the Yardratians look at them. Goku was wearing a orange robe with a blue sash. His
messy orange pants are under his robe and his boots seemed to shine like new.

(People of Yardrat,) said Kogin. (This man is Goku and he means us no harm.)

The Yardratians cheer as some cooks come in with food. Goku sees that they were bringing enough food to feed
about 100 armies. Kogin seats Goku on a pillow and then he starts eating fast. Goku noticed that he was eating
as fast as he would if he was hungry and starts eating. The Yardratians notice that Goku was keeping up with
Kogin's pace and sweatdrop.

(He eats just like us!) said Togi.

(I hope he's only going to eat his share!) said Zeti.

(Nonsense, he can have all he wants,) said Kogin.

"Huh?" said Goku as he starts to disappear.

*Goku, the people on Earth want to wish you back,* said Porunga.

*Tell them that I'll come back later,* said Goku as he takes another bite from his bread. *Please don't make me
go back yet.*

*Alright,* said Porunga.

*I almost got wished back,* said Goku.

*Why didn't you go?* said Kogin.

*Because your Instant Transmission Technique is interesting,* said Goku.

*It's not much,* said Kogin. *We use it only to travel in case something bad happens. Like if a powerful being
came to our planet.*

Goku's eyes turned blue, but he shook off the feeling. Kogin knew Goku was trying to forget something. The rest
of them ate in silence.

*That was a good meal!* said Goku after he finished eating. *It tastes like the food my wife cooks back on
Earth!*

*So, you're from Urth?* said Sten. *What is it like?*

*It's a very peaceful planet, well except for some threats that we had from space and all,* said
Goku. *You see, I'm a Saiya-jin and I've been sent long ago as a baby to destroy it.*

*How come you didn't?* said Kogin.

*I forgotten my mission and became a good person,* said Goku. *I saved Earth from so many evils, including
from Vegeta. Recently, I came from Namek were Freeza...*

Goku stopped talking as his hair started flashing. Kogin noticed that Goku had tears in his once again blue eyes
that seemed to remain the same. The other Yardratians panicked and hid beneath the table while Kogin put his
hand on Goku's back. In moments, Goku falls asleep as the Yardratians gather around Goku's body. His hair
turned black and remained that way as Kogin drew out Goku's memory.

(I see why this man is trying to protect Earth now, but he seems to have a power that I don't even think he can
control yet,) said Kogin.

(Do you really want us to kill him now?) said Vern.

(No,) said Kogin. (He's got a reason why he brought this power out and he's still trying to control it.)

(Huh?) said Zeti.

(When I peered into his memories, I also learned his language,) said Kogin. (By tomorrow, we should be able
to talk without these d*** subtitles in front of our words.)

(You said a bad word!) said Liak.

(Go to your room, Liak,) said Kogin. (You all should too since I plan on comforting this Saiya-jin tonight.)

(If you die, then I'm going to kill him,) said Vern as everyone leaves.

"Goku, don't worry," said Kogin. "I will make sure that you will be able to control this power..."

*******

The next morning, everyone is eating, except for Kogin and Goku. Kogin was training Goku outside on another
planet as Kogin started to project a holograph of Freeza with his mind. Goku was angry and goes SSJ again.

"Now, control this anger," said Kogin as the image disappears.

"Huh?" said Goku. "You've learned my language."

"So have the others," said Kogin. "I am a fast learner and I want to help you gain control of this power you
have."

"Control?" said Goku.

"I've heard a legend once that a Saiya-jin like you had the ability to transform into a powerful being by will and
didn't do it out of anger," said Kogin.

"That's if you see a full moon," said Goku. "I need anger to tranform."

"Not necessarily," said Kogin. "Just let your heart be calm and pure when you transform..."

"I'll try," said Goku as he powered down.

"Let's begin," said Kogin.

Goku started to power up, keeping his heart calm and pure like Kogin said. His hair started to flash, but he
falls over. Just then, Vern appeared.

"Vern! What are you doing here?" said Kogin.

"As I said before, I'm going to kill him," said Vern as he aims a small energy blast at Goku.

"NO!" cried Goku as he starts to transform without anger into a SSJ.

"Now you've done it!" said Kogin. "You've angered him!"

"Not really," said Goku as he smiles nicely.

"You've did it!" said Kogin. "You've transformed without anger!"

"I can do it by will now, too!" said Goku.

"So, I can't kill him?" said Vern.

"Vern, go to your room," said Kogin.

"Yes, Master Kogin," said Vern in an angry voice as he teleports out.

"You all know how to do that?" said Goku.

"Yes," said Kogin. "Do you want to learn it?"

"Sure," said Goku. "How do I do it?"

"Well first, you have to concentrate on someone's life force or energy," said Kogin. "Next, you have to focus
your mind on that destination so that everything inside and outside your body will teleport with you. You have
to put both your index and middle finger on your head to teleport since we use only our middle finger to do it."

"Let me try," said Goku as he does the steps. However, he left his clothing behind. Kogin shakes his head as
Goku returns with a censor bar over his butt.

"Wrong," said Kogin as Goku gets dressed.

*******

(This whole part takes place during the infamous Garlic Jr. Saga that really sucked. So, I won't even go there!)

Meanwhile in space, Vegeta walks into a saloon on another planet as the music stops. He walks up to the
counter as everyone watches him quietly sit down at the bar.

"Give me some of your prized whiskey," said Vegeta as everyone continues to stare at him. "What are you
low-class life forms looking at?"

Everyone nervously looks away as the bar keep says, "That's reserved for Freeza." That angered Vegeta as
he lurges at the bar keep.

"He's dead since a Saiya-jin named Kakarot killed him on Namek," said Vegeta as he spits in a barrel. "Now
give me that whiskey or I'll blow your head off!"

"Yes sir!" said the bar keep as he pours Vegeta the special whiskey.

"Thank you," said Vegeta as he takes a drink and spits it out. "What's in this anyways?"

"100% alcohol," said the bar keep. "And a smidge of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey."

Vegeta lurges the bar keep over the counter as a bar fight takes place. Suddenly, Cooler enters the bar as
the fighting stops. The bar keep runs back behind the counter as he tries to look relaxed.

"I'll have the usual," said Cooler.

"The monkey's drinking it," said the bar keep. "Guh!"

"You've failed me!" said Cooler as he kills the bar keep. "Why?"

"Because Freeza's dead," said Vegeta.

Everyone pulls out their blaster guns and starts shooting them.

"Not inside," croaked the bar keep.

"Shut-up!" said everyone except Vegeta and Cooler.

"Did you kill my brother," said Cooler.

"Ain't had the chance," said Vegeta as he pulls out a cigarette. "A man by the name of Kakarot killed him, but
he is known as Goku on Earth."

"Goku?" said Cooler.

"Yeah, do ya have a problem with it?" said Vegeta.

"Yes, why couldn't he have been named Goku the Good Guy or Kakarot the Killer Saiya-jin?" said Cooler.

"Because this ain't no western fanfic," said Vegeta.

"Then why are you talking like that?" said Cooler.

"'Cause I wanna," said Vegeta.

"I'm going to kill that man and hang his head over my mantle," said Cooler as he runs off.

"Hmph, it's your funeral, ambrae," said Vegeta.

*******

Back on Yardrat, Goku's trying the Instant Transmission again. This time, he teleports, but only an inch. Kogin
facevaults.

"No, you have to focus on another target other than me," said Kogin.

"Oh," said Goku. "Maybe I should focus on one of Freeza's men..."

Goku teleports.

*******

"Hi dad," said Goku.

"Kakarot, how are you?" said Bardock.

"Fine," said Goku. "Why haven't you returned to hell yet?"

"Because, I still possess you and decided to take a break," said Bardock. "Anyways, if you're learning a new
technique, you need proof, right? Take this."

Bardock gives Goku his bandana. "But this is-" said Goku.

"Go ahead," said Bardock. "I don't need it right now. 'Sides, I can buy a new fresh one later in hell when I use
some of Freeza's blood."

"Isn't Freeza still alive?" said Goku.

"Thanks to you, he is," said Bardock. "Don't worry. Some demi-Saiya-jin will kill him."

"I better go. Bye!" said Goku.

"Ah what the hell, I love you man!" said Bardock as he hugs his son.

"Umm... okay. Bye!" said Goku as he teleports out.

*******

Kogin is pleased when Goku returns.

"You finally did it right," said Kogin.

"Yeah, I went to visit my dad on the planet Centi and right now, he's taking a vacation before he goes back to hell,"
said Goku.

"Was he supposed to be dead?" said Kogin.

"Yes, but he and King Vegeta possess me every now and then to do something unthinkable," said Goku.

"I know a way I can make it so that they cannot possess you anymore," said Kogin. "It's an ancient Yardratian
technique that allows the person to expel demons from their bodies or in your case, a couple of dead Saiya-jin
who decided to play around."

"When do we start?" said Goku.

"Hold on," said Kogin. "We need a moon crystal from the moon of Teria and that's a dangerous place since it's
under King Cold's rule."

"Don't worry," said Goku. "I'll keep my power level dangerously up in my Super Saiya-jin mode so they think
that I'm King Cold."

Goku teleports off.

*******

"There's a powerful being on the moon of Teria," said one of King Cold's men.

"Should we send any men?" said another guy.

"Nah," said the third one. "It's probably a wacko who's sugar high right now."

"Besides," said the first one, "Vegeta's out there, so he can handle it by himself."

"Did he betray us?" said the third one.

"Who cares," said the second one. "He's good as dead anyways."

"Go whoever you are and kick the Prince's a**!" said the fourth man as King Cold enters.

"And you go to your room," said King Cold as the fourth man pouts.

"Weren't you supposed to kill him?" said the second man.

"No, we're going to need more men, so I'm not going to kill anyone else since we need them to fight some
person known as "Goku" that almost killed my daugh- I mean son!" said King Cold.

'They must be both gay,' thought the first guy.

*******

At that time on the planet Teria, Vegeta is training as he continues to try and go SSJ. At that moment, he felt
a familiar energy level.

"Kakarot?" said Vegeta. "It has to be!"

Vegeta goes off to the moon, but a bunch of rocks start flying at him.

On the moon, Goku is digging around for the crystal when he found it underneath a pretty freaken large rock
that he threw at Vegeta. Teleporting away, Vegeta arrives too late to catch Goku. (Some of this was from the
show, folks, except the concept with Goku digging around for a crystal.)

*******

"Okay, I've gotten the crystal," said Goku as he reverts to normal.

"Good," said Kogin. "I shall work on the potion tonight. Tomorrow at sunrise, you should drink the potion for
it to work."

"Thanks," said Goku. "Goodnight."

"Remember, tomorrow at sunrise, so you should get up early," said Kogin.

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Will the potion work? Can Goku get rid of the possession that's scarred him greatly? If so, will he be able
to return home? Find out next time in our final story of As the Planet Namek Burns.

CMG: I'm almost done! (cheers) Make sure you stay tuned, because after I return, I should have another
story to tell and if I get enough reviews, I'll make my version of the Tree of Might. Trust me. I have a good idea
about what I'm going to put in that story and no, it won't be like Goku was saying:

Goku: (from 2 episodes ago) It was a pointless movie! I mean, 'Look at me! I have a giant Tree of Might
and I'm going to use it to take all of the planet's energy so I can grow some fruit that makes me super
strong! Oh no! My cousin's got a Spirit Bomb and is going to kill me with it! But I manage to defeat him and
laugh at him from up in my Tree of-'

CMG: You get the idea, right? Well, it's not going to be like that and I might mention that they are cousins at
one point in the story so you won't get confused. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go after more carts that
seemed to have somehow got into our front yard. See ya!

* Chibi Mirai Gogeta *