Later Amigos! Goku's Journey Home

CMG: Last time, Goku lands on the Planet Yardrat and met the Yardratians. He gets healed, learns how to do
Instant Transmission, and gets the crystal to help him remove the curse. But will it work? Find out today on our
final episode of As The Planet Namek Burns.

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"So, I just drink this?" said Goku as he gets the potion from Master Kogin.

"Yes, but it does has some side effects," said Kogin. "If you take it, you'll become contagious to Earthly viruses
for some time, for maybe as long as a few years." (And he catches the heart virus. :P)

"I'm going to take that chance," said Goku as he drinks the potion as the first rays hit his black hair. At first,
nothing seemed to happen. Suddenly, his body starts to shine as he goes SSJ without powering up. His eyes
seemed to have a golden tint inside them as Kogin flies back into a cliff.

"Whoooo..." cried Kogin as he manages to teleport to safety.

"Oops, sorry," said Goku as he stays in his Super Saiya-jin form.

"It's alright," said Kogin. "You just got control of your body, so you just automatically powered up. Plus, your
power level is above Freeza's even more, so you should be able to stop him.

"Really?" said Goku. "Wow! But, I need my spaceship repaired since it got broken."

"Don't worry," said Kogin. "The spaceship came with some instructions and we were able to read them, so the
ship should be repaired in a couple more hours. In the meantime, we should prepare you for your return home."

"Okay," said Goku.

*******

"Can I help you?" said Togi.

"We need some new clothing for Goku," said Kogin.

"Huh?" said Goku. "How come I'm getting new clothes?"

"Your clothes seem torn up," said Togi. "And besides, you need to try on our latest threads!"

Togi hands Goku a white sweatshirt, some brown pants, a half breast plate armor, and a white sash. Goku puts
them on as Kogin hands Goku a pair of sandles.

"No Kogin," said Togi. "I like this fashion a bit better. Call the fashion police!"

About 5 minutes later, the fashion police arrived and started taking pictures of Goku's boots. They started to
make a few molds and created boots like Goku's.

"They aren't anything special and besides, their weighed!" said Goku.

"Yeah, but they are just stylin'!" said a blonde haired female. She was in a pink jumpsuit with sunglasses on.

"You have the right to be totally stylin'!" said Togi.

Kogin and Goku had sweatdrops running down the backs of their heads.

"I am married you know!" said Goku.

"D***!" said Togi.

"Go to your room, Togi," said Kogin.

"Yes Master Kogin," said Togi as she teleports out.

*******

Meanwhile in space (again), Vegeta is on the spaceship when some weird things start to happen. He hears heavy
breathing inside a mask or something like that as he turns around and sees King Vegeta.

"Vegeta, I am your father," said King Vegeta.

"No s***, Sherlock!" said Vegeta. "Now stop making that noise!"

"Sorry," said King Vegeta as he stops the tape recorder that had the heavy breathing noise on it.

"What are you doing here?" said Vegeta. "I'm out here trying to become a Super Saiya-jin and you're annoying
me with your stupid gags!"

"Let me just say that your chances of becoming a Super Saiya-jin at this rate are approximately
183,023,506,735,439.5 to 1," said King Vegeta.

"Aren't you supposed to be supporting me?" said Vegeta.

"No, when I gave you to Freeza long ago, I disowned you," said King Vegeta. "I even stripped you of your
title."

"What?!" cried Vegeta as his hair started to flash.

'Hmm... one more push should do it,' thought King Vegeta. (Yes, I stole that one from the Cell Games, so sue me!)
"I mean, you could of beaten Freeza if you only had the right motivation!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" cried Vegeta as his hair remained blond for a few seconds before he fainted.

'Hee, hee, sucker!' thought King Vegeta as he disappears.

*******

"Is the ship almost repaired?" said Kogin.

"Not yet," said Vern. "Hey! Why don't you send that guy on a quest or something? I mean, we still have some
time left in this show!"

'Only because this is the last one,' thought Goku.

"Well, we could send him on a scavenger hunt," said Kogin. "He would have to find about 8 items from across
the universe and travel as far as Earth to try and find them all."

"What's are my clues?" said Goku.

"Here," said Kogin as he hands Goku a slip of paper. "Now find them and your ship will be done in no time!"

"Okay," said Goku as he reads the first clue. "A strange light rock that shines like an energy blast..."

*******

Back on the hi-jacked spaceship with Capsule Corp written out and the words "Prince Vegeta's Ship" written
in gold lettering, Vegeta is inside the spaceship regaining consciousness. He snaps his head up and finds a strange
little kid with a brown furry tail inside the seat in front of him. Turning the chair he screams.

"Who are you?" said Vegeta.

"I am Chibi Vegeta," said the look alike.

"I-impossible!" said Vegeta. "I'm Vegeta!"

"Duh," said Chibi Vegeta. "I already said that I'm 'Chibi' Vegeta."

"Oh," said Vegeta. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm supposed to be the reason why you continue to strive to become a Super Saiya-jin later on," said Chibi
Vegeta.

"Didn't you get hurt by Freeza?" said Vegeta.

"Not yet," said Chibi Vegeta.

"Listen kid," said Vegeta as he gets up, "whatever you do, make sure that you don't go around and call Freeza
a b**** all the time, 'cause he can really tear me, I mean you up!"

"Oh yeah, that's the other reason I'm here," said Chibi Vegeta. "It turns out that Kakarot didn't finish Freeza off
on Namek and he's heading to Earth."

"Then there's another chance to defeat him and regain my title as the Prince of all Saiya-jins!" said Vegeta.

"Nah, I'm the Prince of all Saiya-jins," said Chibi Vegeta. "You are just a third class person since my father
disowned you!"

"I hate you father!" cried Vegeta as he goes Super Saiya-jin for about 9.3 seconds before he fainted again.

"Hmph! I'm really glad I didn't grow up to be this guy," said Chibi Vegeta as he disappears. (Unfortunely, he did.)

*******

"Now the last clue is to find a strange stick that has a light on it," said Goku. "I know!"

He teleports off to the Death Star (Yeah, I'm bending all the laws of physics in this story, so don't mind me) as
spaceships scream out in space. On the Death Star at that moment, Luke and Darth Vader were duking it out
with a light saber battle yet again. (And no, this isn't the third movie either just to scare you!)

"I want to take the car tonight so I can take Leia out to a party!" said Luke.

"Not on your (gasp) life!" said Darth Vader as they continue their fight.

Goku appears. "Um excuse me."

"What?!" said Darth Vader and Luke.

"I can give you a car, Luke," said Goku.

"Huh? What's the catch?" said Luke.

"I want that light saber," said Goku.

"Oh you mean this thing?" said Luke as he shows Goku his light saber. Darth Vader is confused, but puts his
light saber away.

"Yeah," said Goku. "Just give me a minute and I'll use my psychic abilities to bring you one!"

Goku stretches his hand in front of him and starts concentrating. Luke was surprised when out of the garage
came a new convertable. It's red paint shone as Goku puts the car down right in front of them.

"Did you train with Yoda too?" said Luke.

"No, but I might sometime when I get the chance," said Goku. "Right now, I'm training with the Yardratians and
they seem to be nice people."

"Well, here's what I owe you," said Luke as he gives Goku the light saber. "I hope we met again someday."

"We will," said Goku as he teleports out.

*******

"It's finished!" said Liak. "Is the Saiya-jin back yet?"

"No," said Kogin. "He's long overdue."

"Finally, he's dead!" said Vern. "And we won't have to fear him anymore!"

Suddenly, a strange and powerful alien vessel came out of the sky. It was as big as an apartment building as
a tall figure stepped out. The alien had black eyes, gray skin, and had a pretty heck of a large power level. All
of the Yardratians were afraid as the figure in black clothing held up his hand.

*People of Yardrat,* said the being, *I am Uter.*

Stan started giggling. "Your Uter? Isn't that part of a cow?"

*Silence!* said Uter. *I have come to enslave this planet and continue the Planet Trade with Freeza. The lord
and master will meanwhile be heading to Earth, so once they wipe out the entire race there, I will have you all
as slaves and you shall work for them for an eternity!*

"No!" cried Kogin. "We will not surrender!"

*You have no choice!* said Uter as an energy blast flies at Kogin. He falls to the ground hurt badly.

"Master Kogin!" cried Zeti as he runs to him.

"You monster!" cried Vern as he lunges at Uter.

*You are all powerless to stop me!* said Uter as he bats away Vern.

Just then, Goku returns and catches Vern in his arms.

"Are you alright?" said Goku.

"You." said Vern. "Please help us..."

*What?* said Uter as he sees Goku. *Who are you? You are not the Yardratians I want to enslave.*

*You should know,* said Goku through telepathy. *You should remember the Saiya-jin that Freeza long ago
thought were extinct. However, I live and so does another. My Saiya-jin name is not important, but my Earth
name is Goku.*

*Goku?* said Uter.

"His Saiya-jin name is Kakarot," said Vern in Goku's arms.

*Ah, the son of Bardock,* said Uter. *A third class pathic Saiya-jin who would be of no challenge to me should
be honored at dying in the hands of a demi-God!*

*You are no demi-God if you let these people suffer like this,* said Goku as he puts Vern down on the ground. *I
care more about people than you should know.*

*Your wrong,* said Uter. *You tried to kill Freeza back on Namek, but failed. You also let your best friend die.*

*No!* cried Goku.

"Don't listen to him," said Kogin as he sat up weakly. "He's reading your mind and trying to make you weaker!"

*And here's the best part,* said Uter. *He's going to kill everyone on Earth!*

Goku gasps. The Yardratians are afraid that Goku was about to let go and kill not only Uter, but everyone
else too. In a loud cry, Goku's hair became blonde and his eyes blue. The Super Saiya-jin awakened and wasn't
pleased. He was p***ed. A dark gold aura washed over him.

*This isn't possible!* said Uter. *I didn't expect this!*

Goku hissed. His muscles bulged as the ground beneath him gave away. The Yardratians couldn't hold their
ground and went flying. Except Kogin was able to hold on as he created a shield around himself. He was still hurt
and was getting weaker every second. He wanted to help Goku calm down.

*Goku!* cried Kogin's voice in his mind. *Don't!*

Goku stopped as his hair flickered.

*Ah, so the old man is still alive!* said Uter.

*Don't give into... your anger...* said Kogin's voice weakly. *Remember what I've... taught you and... life is
something that... shouldn't be let... go so easily. Krillin is... proud of you... no matter what happened to him back
on... Namek. Please... don't become... a monster and destroy life...*

*Shut-up!* said Uter as he shoots a blast at Kogin. The shield holds as Goku watched in sadness.

*Please, remember... who you are... don't worry about...* said Kogin as the shield gives away and the blast
consumes him.

'No,' thought Goku. 'I let him down. I cannot do that.'

Goku's dark gold aura started to become lighter as the pureness in his heart started to let him regain control of
his anger. Suddenly, Goku looked like a God compared to Uter as he panics.

*It can't be-!* said Uter as Goku walked toward Uter.

*You've hurted my teacher,* said Goku. *I will not let you get away with that!*

*Milk Gun Attack!* cried Uter as a blinding white beam heads flying towards Goku. (Get it? Uter? Milk?)

"Ka... me... ha... me... HA!" cried Goku as his blue beam flies. The beams hit each other and collide in a pretty
big light show. Goku was losing.

*Ha!* said Uter. *I am much stronger than you are since you don't want to kill me!*

'He's right,' thought Goku. 'I am letting Kogin down...'

*Goku, don't give him any ground,* said Kogin's voice.

*Huh? Kogin?* said Goku. *I thought you were-!*

*Well, at the last minute, I let down my shield and teleported, so I'm still alive,* said Kogin. *I've been healed
by Sten and I've sent Vern to his room for trying to kill you again.*

*What does he have against me?* said Goku.

*He hated you until you saved him,* said Kogin. *Now let go of the pain of what Freeza's done to you and fight
back. I know you're holding back, so give him everything you got!*

*Yes, Master Kogin,* said Goku as he screams, "Super Kaioken!"

The redish-gold tint flows through Goku's body as his Super Saiya-jin power doubled. The beam went flying
through Uter's Milk Gun Attack (*snickers*) and engulfs Uter.

*NOOOO!* cried Uter as he dissolves.

Once he's gone, Goku tried to destroy the spaceship with a single blast, but he fainted. The Yardratians run
towards Goku and carry him back to Master Kogin's home. There, Kogin and Sten both put him in bed to rest,
read him a bedtime story, gave him a stuffed bear, and covered him up. Walking outside, Kogin saw all of the
Yardratians raiding the spaceship for anything valuable and found nothing. So, they burned the ship later that
night in a bonfire.

"You know, he could of gone back in that ship," said Vern.

"No, then Freeza would call him and ask for some guy named Uter and get killed," said Kogin. "The ship he
has is fine. And besides, he does know the Instant Transmission technique very well now, so he could leave for
Earth in the morning."

*******

Deep in space, Vegeta is once again waking up. This time, he's alone and decides to take another shot of
Freeza's prized whiskey that he drugged on the ship with him. He gets drunk and starts seeing things.

"Huh?!" said Vegeta as he finds himself on Earth. He is standing on a cliff and looks behind him. He sees a
purple haired boy with a sword sitting there. He wears a blue jacket over his black shirt with some gray pants
and yellow boots. 'He must be gay.' thought Vegeta.

"Trunks," said Goku as he appears out of thin air. "What's going on?"

"Oh, I'm just thinking of a way to ascend," said Trunks. "Of course, father doesn't know of a way either."

'Father?' thought Vegeta. 'Don't tell me that that gay boy is my son!'

Suddenly, the scene disappears. Vegeta wakes up gasping for air as sweat runs down the side of his face. He
is breathing hard as he sees that the whiskey was dumped over while he slept. So, he was covered in it.

"Stupid whiskey," said Vegeta as he throws the empty bottle in the wall where it shattered on impact.

*******

Goku wakes up in Master Kogin's hut. This time, he finds a note:

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Dear Goku,

It's time to go home. In case you're wondering how I wrote in your language, remember that I've gained your experience. We'll meet you in the village square today at noon so you can go home.

Sincerely,
Master Kogin

P.S. - Hit the road, Jack and don't you come bac- I sent Vern to his room for making me write that.

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"Well, I guess I should pack my bags," said Goku as he takes out a suitcase and starts packing plastic and paper bags from different businesses in the suitcase. Then, he drags the suitcase down 10,000 stairs to the curb. "Taxi!"

A small wagon with a weird looking Yardratian came. "Where to?"

"To the village square," said Goku. "And step on it, Terk."

"Yeah, yeah," said Terk as he starts pulling the wagon. (A/N: Think of a strong Yardratian pulling a giant medevil wagon around.)

*******

"Well, is he here yet?" said Vern. "I can't wait until he's gone!"

"Vern..." said Kogin.

"Yes, I know," said Vern as he goes off to his room.

"Hey! Sorry I'm late!" said Goku as the wagon arrives.

"It's all right," said Kogin. "We were all going to see you off, well except for Vern anyways."

"I see, but are you sure it'll be all right for me to take this ship back to Earth?" said Goku.

"Of course," said Kogin. "We've did manage to fix it up and in case of emergency, you have the Instant Transmission to teleport out of the ship and save your planet if you need to. Anyways, good luck."

"Thank you and goodbye everyone," said Goku as he jumps in the spaceship.

"I hope for your sake, you don't catch a deadly virus from the medicine I gave you," said Kogin as he turns his back and leaves the square as the spaceship blasts off. A few minutes after Goku leaves, the Yardratians start building an idol to Goku and start throwing all of their scripts in the fire since they weren't going to ever be included in this story ever again (well, if I get more reviews, I'll make another story about them).

*******

Deep in space, Goku's spaceship flies around as he starts playing Tetris on the Gameboy inside of the cockpit. As he returns to Earth, he had no idea that King Cold's spaceship was tracking him.

"Sir, we found an UFO," said one of the men.

"UFO?! Tell me, why in the hell are you calling something flying out in space a UFO, Egin?" said King Cold.

"Because we cannot identify it," said Egin.

"Oh, I see," said King Cold. "On-screen."

On the screen, they saw a planet that looked like a butt. All of the men on the spaceship facevaulted, including King Cold. Just then, they saw a small little shiny star flying past the planet.

"Is that one of our spacepods?" said King Cold.

"Perhaps," said Egin. "Let me try to talk to them."

"Good," said King Cold.

"Umm... excuse me, can you please identify yourself?" said Egin. "Hm?"

"Well?" said King Cold.

"Hold on a minute," said Egin as the whole spaceship heard the message. "Now repeat that more clearly?"

"Hi, my name is Goku," said the voice as everyone on the spaceship facevaulted again. Freeza screamed from the other room while he was still being operated on and the technicians accidently probe some of their welding wires on Freeza's skin and gave him some more second to third degree burns. "If you are Freeza or anyone else, I will be waiting for you on Earth to make you pay for what you've done to Krillin and my friends. Please visit the official website sometime in the future and please leave your name, address, and telephone number after the beep." *BEEP!*

"Ah, yes," said King Cold. "I am King Cold, father of Freeza, my daughter, I mean son." Snickers are heard from behind King Cold's back. "We are coming to Earth in 20 Earth days, so you better get your a** there before me if you want to see your friends alive."

-Ending transmission,- said the computer as the contact was broken.

*******

Back in the spacepod, Goku is laughing for five minutes after the transmission ended and was practically in his SSJ form just trying to stay that way so he could get used to it.

"Well, now that I'm done, I guess I should go ahead and get there before they do," said Goku. "Wait, I think I'll wait until they land and attack them. Besides, if I go now, who knows what might happen."

So, he stayed on there and eventually, he returns to Earth. He meets Trunks (again), gets the medicine, and the rest is history. Or is it?

*******

On Vegeta's spaceship, Vegeta is now looking out the window opposite of Earth.

"Hmm... I wonder if I can find some more hair gel on this spaceship," said Vegeta. "My hair's starting to do that flippy thing again..."

The End

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CMG: Cheers! I'm finally finished!

Goku: (in his SSJ form flies in) It's about time! I'm glad I'm no longer possessed!

Bardock and K. Vegeta: (crying) I wish we can possess him again!

Vegeta: (walks in) Well, if you want, you can possess his idiotic son during the Cell Saga.

Bardock and K. Vegeta: Hmm... a halfbreed...

Goku: Oh no you two don't!

Bardock: And why not?

Goku: He's MY son first off and second...

CMG: We got another story!

All: What?!

CMG: Just think. Who wants to see Gohan possessed by something while he's fighting Cell or Goku for that matter?

Goku: Do I get a say in this?

Vegeta, K. Vegeta, and Bardock: NO!

Goku: (frowns and starts beating up Vegeta)

Vegeta: Get your third-hands off of me, you Super B******!

CMG: (runs away)

Bardock: I got $20 on my son.

K. Vegeta: You're on!

So, are you interested in seeing something from the Infamous Cell Saga, Tree of Might, or any Bloopers that were never thought of? If you want to see more of Bardock, you know what to do and review!