Yep, a really cheesy 60-word ficlet that's more like a scene from my life—includes cheats (merged words, etc.). My sense of humour is really strange and I found this image so dang cute I couldn't resist sharing it with y'all. Hope you just shake your head in amazed amusement instead of yelling at the stupidity.

--Mel



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Good Housekeeping

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**sniffsniff**

**sigh**

// 'Bliss' has a scent—line-dried laundry. //

Snapping a sheet, he watches it settle in a smooth plane. Slight tugs from below square it four inches from the headboard. Two crisp hospital corners, six plump pillows and a comforter later, the bed softly radiates pristine cosiness.

// Something's not right. //

**pounce**

**roll**

**scrunch**

// Perfect. //

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"Duo, have you… oh. Cute nest."

(Bonus "haiku":

Dewey-eyed soldier

Views slumbering angel-love.

Softest blanket nest.)