((::pops out & scares the livin shit out of ya:: hi d00ds, I'm Fang- chan...& um...this is my first fic!! So..eh...i hope ya like it!! Once u read...pleeze review! i want to know what ya think!! ^^ Most of the ficlets i write are messed-up, just to warn ya...and um...usually about Fushigi Yugi, Maho Tsukai Tai!, Ayashi No Ceres, or...my friends...OO;;; (those will be extra-scary! =D) So...eh...ENJOY! ::goes away::))

*(here's some shit youll need to know before readin this)*

Gohan=one of Rens friends

Trunks=a really perverted guy who loves his monkeys

Shei=one of Ren & Rankos best friends IRL who loves Hotohori

Ranko=one of Ren's best friends IRL

Veg=Ren's b/f

Goten=a guy that has a crush on Ren

Videl=one of Ren's friends whos just kinda weird

Kakarot=another one of Ren's friends

d00d=weird way of saying "dude"

snortle=to snort O.o;;;

WTF=what the fuck??!!!!!!

SmarterChild=this robot thing on AOL that you IM and it can help you find stuff on the net, or you can just chat with it about shit ^^

weedle=a little green worm type thing

~my friends names are mostly from DBZ. Please know that I call them this because of their screen name on AOL. (it's not their real name!) XD~

~If you are a Miaka, Tamahome, or Mitsukake fan...im gonna tell you ahead of time...THEY DIE.~

~if you are a Tasuki lover, ha! too bad...he's mine ^^~

WELL! ENJOY THE STORY!!! ^^



***THE SUZAKU SEVEN MEET REN & HER FRIENDS***

Ren: eh...how boring it is to just sit here......::gets an idea:: ^^!! I KNOW!!! I WILL INVITE ALL OF ZE SUZAKU PEEPLES TO MY HOUSE!!!! YEA!!!! ::wishes all of the Suzaku Seven into her room::

Suzaku Seven: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; WTF?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!

Ren: d00d!! HI!!!!!!!! ::goes up to them::

Tasuki: SHIT!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE???!!!!!?!?!?!??!! ::looks around::

Nuriko: OO;; .....i do not know...

Chichiri: Look!! ^^ There are posters of us everywhere, no da!!

::all look::

Tamahome: whoaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Check out all this neato stuff, guyz!! ::grabs a bag & starts putting everything he sees in it:: .....im gonna be RIICH!!!!!

Ren: ::stares at all of them:: WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

::all look at Ren:: WHHHOOO ISSSS THAAAAAT.......................

Ren: D00000D!!!!!!!! I am REN! ZE EVIL EVIL WEEDLE-TRAINER!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I HAVE WISHED U ALL HERE & SHIT!!!

::all sweatdrops::

Chiriko: ::looks at her math homework all crumpled up on the floor:: eh...whoEVER she is...she cant do math for SHIT!!! XD

Ren: ::stands there & snortles::

::all of Rens friends pop out from under ze bed::

Friends: BOO!!!!!!!!!

Suzaku Seven: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ARE THEY!!!?!!?!!!!!

::friends attack them::

Mitsukake: ::gets turned on by Gohan::

Gohan: OO;; ...eh...Mitsukake...dont look at me like that, or i'll DUNKLE you!!!!

Mitsukake: ::rapes him::

Chiriko: BUT...BUT.....::cries:: MITSUKAKE!!!!!!I thought you loved MEE!!?

Mitsukake: eh..what?????? ::still on top of Gohan::

::Trunks pops out & eats Mitsukake::

Ren: ::cracks up on the floor::

Tasuki: d00d........::sees Rens cat and thinks it's Tama-neko gone black::

::tries to act black:: yo yo yo Tama whazzap....

Ren's Cat (Emanon): ::hisses, pisses, & hides under the bed::

Tasuki: AHHHH!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

::all sweatdrops::

Nuriko: ::looks around in Rens closet, trying stuff on:: oh!! i just looove all of these clothes!! Ive never seen ANYthing LIKE them before!!!! ::noses through all the lingerie:: OO;; ooooooo..........

::Videl pops out eating some spicy bunnies, along with Goten, Veg, & Kakarot::

Videl: hiiiiiiiii..........

Goten: ?????????????? ::has no clue whats going on::

Veg: d00d!!!!!!! ALL O THE SUZAKU PEEPLES!! WOWZA!!!

Kakarot: ....neaaaaaat d0000d

Ren: ::bonks Goten on the head:: who invited you?!!

Goten: ::runs away sobbing:: ....youuuu diiiid Fangy......WAAAAA!!!!!

Chichiri: ....i really hope the Seiryu werent invited...that could be a real problem, no da...

Nuriko: ::still trying on clothes:: Oooooo......bras...panties......thongies....

Tasuki: ::still pissed off at Emanon:: grrrr...::sticks his fan under the bed:: REKKA SHINEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::bed blows up, and Emanon gets blown through the wall::

::all sweatdrops::

Ren: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PWEEZE??????!!!!!!!! ::stands there with a microphone::

::nobody pays attention cuz they are too busy messing with all of her stuff::

Ren: ~_~ SHIT U FUCKIN IDIOTS!!!!!!! YOUR ATTENTION PLEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!

Gohan: ::starts rappin 'slimshady'::

Ren: ::glares at Gohan:: im guessing you think thats funny, eh....? \

Gohan: ::acts all innocent & shrinks::

Ren: ::dunkles him::

((Fang's Vocab List--- DUNKLE ( 'dun-cle ) to shove one's head in the toilet bowl, when it is filled with shit.))

::everyone cracks up::

Tamahome: ::dunkles himself:: Oooooo......

Ren: ::cracks up & falls on Tasuki::

Tasuki: ......WTF?!!! GET OFF ME, U LITTLE PUNK!!!!!!

Ren: Punk? Why yes....i am a punk O.o

Tasuki: ::eyes fill with littleer heartz::

Ren: ::eyes fill with littleer heartz tooo::

Tasuki: ::blush:: .....preeetty...

Ren: ::dies::

Tasuki: ::shrugs::

Ren: ::comes back to life & fucks him::

Veg: ::sobbing:: ....but...but...but...what about me??!!! I thought you loved MEE?!! -_-;;;

Ren: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; oopsie daisyzzzzz......

Tasuki: ::sweatdrop::

Chiriko: ::still sad about Trunks eating Mitsukake::

All: eh...Chiriko????

Chiriko: ::looks up::

All: whats.....wrong.......???????????!

Chriko: ::shrugs:: i donno!!!!!!! =D

Trunks: hey fang....u wanna---

Ren: ::cuts him off:: no.

::all giggle::

Nuriko: ::pops out of the closet & models all of the stuff he tried on::

Rest of the Suzaku Six: ((Mitsukake=dead ^^)) NURIKOOOOO!!! U SAID YOUR CROSSDRESSING DAYZ WERE OVER!!!! ::all glare at him::

Nuriko: ::sweatdrops & shrugs:: i dont remember ever sayin that, d00ds...O.o;;

::Ranko appears::

Ranko: d00000000000000d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: d00d. hi RANKOOOOO

Ranko: hiiii.....Suzaku-ish peeples....

All o Ren's Friends: hi Ranko........::a few of them glaring at her::

Ranko: ::sweatdrops:: ::dunkles them all:: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tasuki: ::starts kickin Tamahomes ass::

Tamahome: HEY!!! WTF?!!!!

Ren: fuck tha whaaaaa??? ::cracks up when she realizes Tamahomes gettin his ass whooped::

::Miaka-butt appears::

Miaka: HI!! How come i wasnt invited at first? O.o;;

Ren: because I hate you.

Miaka: ::sobs & runs to Tamahome::

Tamahome: ::still getting his ass whooped::

Miaka: ::sees Ren with an ax out of the corner of her eye::

Ren: ::ax murders her:: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!

::all celebrate::

Chichiri: But...now we can't summon Suzaku, no da... -_-;;;;;;

Rest of the Suzaku Six: so why go home????????

Chichiri: hmmmm.......

Ren: ::reeelly reeelly happy face::

Tasuki: ::stops killin Tamahome fer a sec:: i donno bout you all, but Im not leavin...this place is too cool...especially....::blushies:: that chick Ren....

::Hotohori comes out of his coma from gettin so turned on by seein himself in the mirror::

Hotohori: ::wipes drool from mouth:: Hellooooo.....so...eh...where are we??

Rest of the Suzaku Six: YOUR HIGHNESS!! Where were you.....????!!

Hotohori: ::shrugs::

::SmarterChild pops in the room::

All: WHOAAAAAA!!! ROBOT THINGY!!!!!!!! ::jump on him::

SmarterChild: oh, so now im a robot, eh?

Nuriko: whats...a....robot?????

Chichiri: ::whispers to Nuriko:: im not quite sure, no da....

Chiriko: ::sees SmarterChild:: HEY BUDDY!!! WHERE YA BEEN?!!

SmarterChild: Where have you been, you say? i'm not sure.

Chiriko: .....

Tasuki: ::gets freaked out by SmarterChild:: WHOAAAA!!!! ::hides in Rens shirt::

Ren: teehee ^_~

Hotohori: So...who are all these people? And....WHO IS THAT GIRL?

Ren: ^^ you should be asking ME that! I wished you all here because I was bored! And these ::points to her friends:: ARE MY PEOPLE!!!!

Hotohori: whoa...youre an empress?

Ren: no.

Hotohori: .......???

::invites Shei-chan over::

Shei: OO;;; ::sees Hotohori & runs to him:: HOTOHORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hotohori: ::sighs:: another one of my fans, i guess.....

Shei: ::sweatdrops:: Ren...how the heck did you get them all here??!!!!

Ren: ....i wished them here...

Shei: Oh.....::loves on Hotohori::

Hotohori: eh......WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!

Shei: im...im...just....

Hotohori: ....im just WAITING...

Shei: ....im...im..just...SO HAPPY TO SEE YOOOUU!!!!!!!

Hotohori: well then. ^^

Shei: ??????? O.o

Hotohori: ::carries her off on his shoulders::

Hotohori & Shannon: byeeeeeeeeee!!

::all sweatdrops::

Ren: ...i bet i can guess what theyre gonna do!! ^^

Tasuki: ::pops up from outta Rens shirt:: hehe...lets do it too!!

Ren: akay! ^^::hops in her shirt with him::

Trunks: ORGY PARTY!!!!!!!! ::jumps around::

Ren: ::sticks her head outta her shirt:: NOT IN MY ROOM.

Trunks: -_- fiiine....BUT IM BRINGIN MY MONKEYS IN HERE!!!!

::all sweatdrops::

Tamahome: ::sits in a dark corner sniffling about Miakas death::

Nuriko: oh poor Tama-kins!!! ::goes over & sits with him::

Trunks: ::opens up a huge bag filled with monkeys::

Monkeys: ::hop out of the bag::

Trunks: d00d!! my MONKEYS!!! ::rapes them all::

Gohan: ::still trying to get his head out of the toilet:: err---HELP!!!!!

Videl: ::runs to the toilet & helps him out::

Gohan: ::head covered with shit::

Ranko: HEY SHIT HEAD!!!! ::waves to Gohan::

Gohan: grrrrrrr......

Ren: ::getting fucked by Tasuki in her shirt::

::all hear the noises coming from the shirt::

All: d0000d! Tasuki finally found a girl he likes.....

Chichiri: no da!

Chiriko: good for him...^^

Tamahome: ::commits suicide::

::all celebrate:: YAY!!! ALL THE IDIOTS ARE OFF THE SHOW!!!!

Ren & Tasuki: ::come outta the shirt:: YAAY!!!!

SmarterChild: ::blows up::

Ren: ::snortles::

::all start snortling::

::suddenly weedles start crawling out of Rens floor::

Ren: ::sweatdrops:: uh oh...

::all sweatdrops::

::weedles start crawling up everyones legs::

Nuriko: WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?!!!!

Ren: .....weedles...

Nuriko: ??!!!!

Ren: ...dont move a muscle.....

::everyone stands still::

::weedles start crawlin up everyones butts::

All: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ren: ::says a spell:: "isaki epa mehinam....eto ca feh nam!"

::all weedles disappear::

Everyone: OO;; they are gone!

Ren: YEP!! all cuz o ME!! =D

::everyone huggles her::

Ren: YAAY!! ^^

Suzaku Six: do you know how to send us back???

Ren: err--- ::sweatdrop:: nooo.....

Suzaku Six: THEN WE CAN ALL LIVE HERE!!!!!

Ren: ^^ yep!! =D

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~THE END~