A Ranma 1/2 Play
By: Anubis Fearie
Cast
Character: Played By:
Ranma Saotome ...................................................................... Ryoga Hibiki
Ryoga Hibiki .......................................................................... Mousse
Shampoo ............................................................................ ...... Akane Tendo
Ukyo Kounji ............................................................................ Shampoo
Akane Tendo ........................................................................... Ranma Saotome
Mousse ............................................................................ .......... Happosai
Happosai ............................................................................ ....... Ukyo Kounji
Directer ............................................................................ ....... Jenni (AnubisFearie)
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Ranma: Fidgets around in female Furinkan High uniform Can't I at LEAST play Akane as a GIRL? This is embarressing!
Jenni: Look, now how could you look like Akane with red hair? I can't afford a wig, okay?
Mousse: Finishes tying bandana Oh Shampoo! We should have a big love scene!
Akane: Adjusts Chinese style puffy pants Hey! I'm not really Shampoo, you idiot!
Ryoga: Glares at his clip-on-pigtail How come I get the worst part?!
Ranma: Smacks Ryoga Excuse me?!
Ukyo: Growls and kicks bag of panties Damn it, why can't I just play myself?!
Happosai: I wanted to be cast as a GIRL and get to wear a BRA! Crosses arms and holds on glasses
Jenni: Quit complaining! Everybody take your places! We're on in three... two...
::Curtain rises...::
Ryoga: Walks onto stage I am Ranma Saotome, a big dumb idiot!
Ranma: Stomps up to Ryoga Don't make me kick your ASS!
Jenni: Whispers loudly STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Ryoga: Sighs Come on, Akane... Roughly snags Ranma's arm We have to get to school.
Ranma: Don't touch me! Hits Ryoga with giant mallet
Akane: You're making me look bad! That wasn't in the script!
Jenni: Yes it was. Cue Shampoo... and remember, Akane, talk ditzy!
Akane: Sighs, latches onto Ryoga Nihao, Ranma! I Shampoo, big dumb bimbo!
Ryoga: Blushes Ehehe..... Nearly passes out
Shampoo: Knocks Akane off Ryoga Stupid girl! I no is bimbo! Remembers play I is Ukyo! Hugs Ranma Ranma!
Ranma: No, stupid! I'm playing Akane! Ryoga's me!
Ukyo: Hurls bag of panties at Shampoo Uhhh... I'm Happosai and on behalf of... myself... get off of MY fiancee`!
Happosai: Dashes onto stage and rolls in panties Woohoo!
Mousse: Smacks Happosai with umbrella You're making me look bad, you pervert! Remembers audience Ummmm... Waves to backdrop I'm Ryoga!
Shampoo: Blind as bat...
Ranma: Scratches head Does anybody even know their lines?
Everyone: Shakes head
Ranma: Shrugs and smiles evilly at Akane Look at me! I'm Akane Tendo, a violent, dorky, sexless, tomboyish, brick with the IQ of a jellyfish!
Akane: Growls, yells in Shampoo-lingo RANMA IS JERK!!!!!! Swings bonbori angerly at Ranma
Ranma: Dodges
Ryoga: Slams Ranma How DARE you say that about Akane?!
Ukyo: This play sucks...
Happosai: Rubs on Shampoo's chest
Shampoo: AIYAA!!!!
Audience: Mumbles
Jenni: STOP IT! YOU'RE SCREWING IT UP!!!!
Mousse: To be or not to be? That is the question!
Ryoga: Is that really a question?
Ranma: Only you wouldn't know, pig.
Ryoga: HEY! Whacks Ranma
Ranma: In Akane's voice Oh Ryoga! And I thought you loved me! Giggles
Ryoga: PREPARE TO DIE! Kicks Ranma into audience
Audience: Ranma fans tear at Ranma's clothes and squeel happily
Ranma: Runs onto stage in boxers THAT WASN'T VERY NICE! Drops the elbow on Ryoga
Happosai: Grins and splashes Ranma Whoa, baby! No shirt! WOOHOO!
Onna-Ranma: GAAA!!! Drop kicks Happosai
Ukyo: Laughs Ranma Honey, you're high-beaming!
Onna-Ranma: Covers breasts with arms and growls
Ryoga: Passes out from sight of boobies
Mousse: Who am I again?
Shampoo: You Ryoga, stupid!
Mousse: Does Ryoga get to marry Shampoo?
Akane: No, you idiot! Didn't you read the script?!
Mousse: I forgot my glasses and....
Onna-Ranma: I NEED A SHIRT!!!!
Men in Audience: NO YOU DON'T!
Jenni: Tosses T-Shirt to Onna-Ranma
Onna-Ranma: Slips it on and mumbles
Ukyo: Romeo, Romeo, where the hell art thou, Romeo?
Jenni: WRONG PLAY, DAMN YOU!
Ukyo: Oh...
Happosai: Pan.... ties..... Rolls in glee
Ryoga: Wakes up I... had the weirdest dream. Points to Onna-Ranma And you were there... Points to Akane ... and you were there... Goes on pointing to everyone
Onna-Ranma: Idiot...
Jenni: Runs onto stage with mega-phone THE END!!!!! Yanks curtain shut
Onna-Ranma: Jenni, I really think you should've wrote a better script. That play stunk.
Jenni: YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ MY SCRIPT!
Everyone: ....... there was a script.....?
Jenni: Stomps off
The End!
By: Anubis Fearie
Cast
Character: Played By:
Ranma Saotome ...................................................................... Ryoga Hibiki
Ryoga Hibiki .......................................................................... Mousse
Shampoo ............................................................................ ...... Akane Tendo
Ukyo Kounji ............................................................................ Shampoo
Akane Tendo ........................................................................... Ranma Saotome
Mousse ............................................................................ .......... Happosai
Happosai ............................................................................ ....... Ukyo Kounji
Directer ............................................................................ ....... Jenni (AnubisFearie)
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Ranma: Fidgets around in female Furinkan High uniform Can't I at LEAST play Akane as a GIRL? This is embarressing!
Jenni: Look, now how could you look like Akane with red hair? I can't afford a wig, okay?
Mousse: Finishes tying bandana Oh Shampoo! We should have a big love scene!
Akane: Adjusts Chinese style puffy pants Hey! I'm not really Shampoo, you idiot!
Ryoga: Glares at his clip-on-pigtail How come I get the worst part?!
Ranma: Smacks Ryoga Excuse me?!
Ukyo: Growls and kicks bag of panties Damn it, why can't I just play myself?!
Happosai: I wanted to be cast as a GIRL and get to wear a BRA! Crosses arms and holds on glasses
Jenni: Quit complaining! Everybody take your places! We're on in three... two...
::Curtain rises...::
Ryoga: Walks onto stage I am Ranma Saotome, a big dumb idiot!
Ranma: Stomps up to Ryoga Don't make me kick your ASS!
Jenni: Whispers loudly STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Ryoga: Sighs Come on, Akane... Roughly snags Ranma's arm We have to get to school.
Ranma: Don't touch me! Hits Ryoga with giant mallet
Akane: You're making me look bad! That wasn't in the script!
Jenni: Yes it was. Cue Shampoo... and remember, Akane, talk ditzy!
Akane: Sighs, latches onto Ryoga Nihao, Ranma! I Shampoo, big dumb bimbo!
Ryoga: Blushes Ehehe..... Nearly passes out
Shampoo: Knocks Akane off Ryoga Stupid girl! I no is bimbo! Remembers play I is Ukyo! Hugs Ranma Ranma!
Ranma: No, stupid! I'm playing Akane! Ryoga's me!
Ukyo: Hurls bag of panties at Shampoo Uhhh... I'm Happosai and on behalf of... myself... get off of MY fiancee`!
Happosai: Dashes onto stage and rolls in panties Woohoo!
Mousse: Smacks Happosai with umbrella You're making me look bad, you pervert! Remembers audience Ummmm... Waves to backdrop I'm Ryoga!
Shampoo: Blind as bat...
Ranma: Scratches head Does anybody even know their lines?
Everyone: Shakes head
Ranma: Shrugs and smiles evilly at Akane Look at me! I'm Akane Tendo, a violent, dorky, sexless, tomboyish, brick with the IQ of a jellyfish!
Akane: Growls, yells in Shampoo-lingo RANMA IS JERK!!!!!! Swings bonbori angerly at Ranma
Ranma: Dodges
Ryoga: Slams Ranma How DARE you say that about Akane?!
Ukyo: This play sucks...
Happosai: Rubs on Shampoo's chest
Shampoo: AIYAA!!!!
Audience: Mumbles
Jenni: STOP IT! YOU'RE SCREWING IT UP!!!!
Mousse: To be or not to be? That is the question!
Ryoga: Is that really a question?
Ranma: Only you wouldn't know, pig.
Ryoga: HEY! Whacks Ranma
Ranma: In Akane's voice Oh Ryoga! And I thought you loved me! Giggles
Ryoga: PREPARE TO DIE! Kicks Ranma into audience
Audience: Ranma fans tear at Ranma's clothes and squeel happily
Ranma: Runs onto stage in boxers THAT WASN'T VERY NICE! Drops the elbow on Ryoga
Happosai: Grins and splashes Ranma Whoa, baby! No shirt! WOOHOO!
Onna-Ranma: GAAA!!! Drop kicks Happosai
Ukyo: Laughs Ranma Honey, you're high-beaming!
Onna-Ranma: Covers breasts with arms and growls
Ryoga: Passes out from sight of boobies
Mousse: Who am I again?
Shampoo: You Ryoga, stupid!
Mousse: Does Ryoga get to marry Shampoo?
Akane: No, you idiot! Didn't you read the script?!
Mousse: I forgot my glasses and....
Onna-Ranma: I NEED A SHIRT!!!!
Men in Audience: NO YOU DON'T!
Jenni: Tosses T-Shirt to Onna-Ranma
Onna-Ranma: Slips it on and mumbles
Ukyo: Romeo, Romeo, where the hell art thou, Romeo?
Jenni: WRONG PLAY, DAMN YOU!
Ukyo: Oh...
Happosai: Pan.... ties..... Rolls in glee
Ryoga: Wakes up I... had the weirdest dream. Points to Onna-Ranma And you were there... Points to Akane ... and you were there... Goes on pointing to everyone
Onna-Ranma: Idiot...
Jenni: Runs onto stage with mega-phone THE END!!!!! Yanks curtain shut
Onna-Ranma: Jenni, I really think you should've wrote a better script. That play stunk.
Jenni: YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ MY SCRIPT!
Everyone: ....... there was a script.....?
Jenni: Stomps off
The End!
