A Ranma 1/2 Play: Take Two
By: AnubisFearie
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Jenni: Okay, you guys! This time I've got help. This is my friend, Katie. Say hi!
Katie: Waves and gives Ryoga google eyes Hiiiii! ^-^
Cast: Waves; Ryoga looks confused
Jenni: Now, this time you all get to play yourselves, okay? Will that make you happy?
Ranma: Actually, I'd be happier in pirahna infested waters wrapped in meatloaf.
Akane: *WHAM* Hits Ranma on head with mallet That's not very nice!
Katie: Now, I trust you all read the scripts...?
Cast: Yeah....
Jenni: Good! Now, Ranma and Akane, take your places!
Katie: We're on in three... two...
::Curtain rises::
Akane: *aHEM* Come on Ranma, we'll be late for school!
::Long silent pause::
Akane: Ranma...?
Katie: Where the hell is Ranma?
Jenni: Taps Ranma's shoulder
Ranma: Stops eating buffet Yeah?
Jenni: You're on!!!
Ranma: Oh! Dashes onto stage, trips and falls on top of Akane
Akane: Ranma, you idiot! Get off me!
Ryoga: Runs onto stage and kicks Ranma into wall You fiend! How dare you do that to Akane?!
Ranma: Sits up Do what? I just fell, you jackass!
Shampoo: Runs up to Ryoga and whacks him How dares you do to Shampoo husband?!
Ukyo: Runs onto stage Excuse me! Ranma is MINE you damn bath product!
Shampoo: No, is MINE!
Jenni: The script! The script! Stick to the script!
Katie: Maybe we should've made Ryoga wear a thong.
Jenni: Oooo and Ranma, too!
Katie: I should've been the costume designer!
Ranma: Watches fight, taps Akane's shoulder
Akane: What do you want?!
Ranma: Can we just go home?
Akane: Sighs I don't think so...
Happosai: Hello, ladies! Rubs on Shampoo's chest
Shampoo: EEEIIIIII!!!!!
Mousse: Punches Happosai You dare to treat my beloved Shampoo that way?!
Shampoo: What you talking, stupid Mousse? Shampoo no belong you. Belong only Ranma!
Ukyo: Hey, shut up! Ranma Honey loves me!
Shampoo: No, loves me!
Ukyo: No, me!
Shampoo: No, me!
Jenni: Runs onto stage No, me! Hiccups and rubs on Ranma
Ranma: Uhhhhh... are you drunk?
Jenni: Purple monkey dishwasher?
Katie: Stumbles up to Ryoga and hiccups I love you, P-Chan. Hugs his legs
Ryoga: Who're you calling P-Chan?!
Akane: I think she's drunk, too....
Happosai: This play stinks. Where are the naked women? Where are the panties?
Jenni: Hiccups Duh... I'm wearing 'em Hic silly neener-head.
Katie: Nu-uh! Ryoga, Jenni said I was a hic happy poo! Beat... hic her up!
Ryoga: ...........
Ranma: Watches as Jenni climbs onto his shoulders Uhhhhhhmm.....
Ukyo: Hey! How dare you touch my Ranma!
Jenni: Hic Geeheehee.......
Katie: What's this little tassle hic thingy do? Pulls cord; curtains close
Jenni: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The monkeys! They steal my underwear at night! Hic
Mousse: Adjusts glasses No, that would probably be Happosai.
Katie: Dum dee dee. Ryoga, will you marry me....? Hic
Ryoga: Blushes as she rubs on him N-n-n-n-nooo......
Jenni: Ranma, marry me or I'll hic uhhhhh..... heehee Passes out
Akane: .........................
Ranma: She's drooling on my shirt.......
By: AnubisFearie
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Jenni: Okay, you guys! This time I've got help. This is my friend, Katie. Say hi!
Katie: Waves and gives Ryoga google eyes Hiiiii! ^-^
Cast: Waves; Ryoga looks confused
Jenni: Now, this time you all get to play yourselves, okay? Will that make you happy?
Ranma: Actually, I'd be happier in pirahna infested waters wrapped in meatloaf.
Akane: *WHAM* Hits Ranma on head with mallet That's not very nice!
Katie: Now, I trust you all read the scripts...?
Cast: Yeah....
Jenni: Good! Now, Ranma and Akane, take your places!
Katie: We're on in three... two...
::Curtain rises::
Akane: *aHEM* Come on Ranma, we'll be late for school!
::Long silent pause::
Akane: Ranma...?
Katie: Where the hell is Ranma?
Jenni: Taps Ranma's shoulder
Ranma: Stops eating buffet Yeah?
Jenni: You're on!!!
Ranma: Oh! Dashes onto stage, trips and falls on top of Akane
Akane: Ranma, you idiot! Get off me!
Ryoga: Runs onto stage and kicks Ranma into wall You fiend! How dare you do that to Akane?!
Ranma: Sits up Do what? I just fell, you jackass!
Shampoo: Runs up to Ryoga and whacks him How dares you do to Shampoo husband?!
Ukyo: Runs onto stage Excuse me! Ranma is MINE you damn bath product!
Shampoo: No, is MINE!
Jenni: The script! The script! Stick to the script!
Katie: Maybe we should've made Ryoga wear a thong.
Jenni: Oooo and Ranma, too!
Katie: I should've been the costume designer!
Ranma: Watches fight, taps Akane's shoulder
Akane: What do you want?!
Ranma: Can we just go home?
Akane: Sighs I don't think so...
Happosai: Hello, ladies! Rubs on Shampoo's chest
Shampoo: EEEIIIIII!!!!!
Mousse: Punches Happosai You dare to treat my beloved Shampoo that way?!
Shampoo: What you talking, stupid Mousse? Shampoo no belong you. Belong only Ranma!
Ukyo: Hey, shut up! Ranma Honey loves me!
Shampoo: No, loves me!
Ukyo: No, me!
Shampoo: No, me!
Jenni: Runs onto stage No, me! Hiccups and rubs on Ranma
Ranma: Uhhhhh... are you drunk?
Jenni: Purple monkey dishwasher?
Katie: Stumbles up to Ryoga and hiccups I love you, P-Chan. Hugs his legs
Ryoga: Who're you calling P-Chan?!
Akane: I think she's drunk, too....
Happosai: This play stinks. Where are the naked women? Where are the panties?
Jenni: Hiccups Duh... I'm wearing 'em Hic silly neener-head.
Katie: Nu-uh! Ryoga, Jenni said I was a hic happy poo! Beat... hic her up!
Ryoga: ...........
Ranma: Watches as Jenni climbs onto his shoulders Uhhhhhhmm.....
Ukyo: Hey! How dare you touch my Ranma!
Jenni: Hic Geeheehee.......
Katie: What's this little tassle hic thingy do? Pulls cord; curtains close
Jenni: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The monkeys! They steal my underwear at night! Hic
Mousse: Adjusts glasses No, that would probably be Happosai.
Katie: Dum dee dee. Ryoga, will you marry me....? Hic
Ryoga: Blushes as she rubs on him N-n-n-n-nooo......
Jenni: Ranma, marry me or I'll hic uhhhhh..... heehee Passes out
Akane: .........................
Ranma: She's drooling on my shirt.......
