Boys Night Out
Dante wandered aimlessly through the town of Zanarkand, looking around boredly. Something caught his eye. A bar. FATE. He smirked and walked inside, sitting down on a stool next to a young boy. The boy was about 19 and had blonde hair and blue eyes. (If you're clueless, it's Tidus from FF10.) Dante ordered a drink. The bar tender was also young; also about 19. (Once again, if you're clueless, it's Sion from The Bouncer.)
"Hey, what's wrong?" Sion asked. "No reason to be so glum."
"Just bored, I guess," Dante said.
"Yea, yea," Tidus cut in. "Join the club, buddy."
"What's your name? Both of you," Dante said. "I'm Dante."
"Tidus."
"Sion."
Dante looked at Tidus and Sion carefully. "Are you two brothers?"
"No…" Sion shrugged. "Met him just now."
"Let's get out of here and go do something," Tidus suggested. "Sion, when do you get off?"
"Ten minutes," he answered. "But where can we go?"
Tidus shrugged. "Not a clue."
"Yea…wandering's fun," Dante said sarcastically. "Been doing that for about twenty minutes."
"Well, I want out of this bar," Sion said. "Been here since 6 in the morning."
"Then let's just go to another bar…" Tidus suggested.
"Yea, but the only other bar near here has a karaoke lounge…and the three of us going will seem kind of…gay," Sion said.
"Who cares what other people think?" Dante asked. "I'll just blow their heads off." He smirked and took out his gun. The other two boys backed away.
"Ok, let's go," Sion said.
*****Two hours later*****
By this time, our three heroes were drunk off their asses, but still coherent. And, since they were drunk, Dante came up with an idea.
"You know," he said drunkenly. "I can play the bass…and I think we should do a little number for the crowd…"
"Yea…" Sion agreed, also very drunk. "I'll play the drums, and Tidus 'ere can play the guitar."
"K!" Tidus yelled, almost falling off of the stool. "What can we play?"
We find our boys now on stage…completely naked, using nothing but their instruments to cover them. Tidus started playing What's My Age Again.
"I took her out, it was a Friday night," Dante sang. "I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started makin out, and she took off my pants, but then I turn on the TV…"
Unbeknownst to our boys, but knownst to us, Skye, Yuna, and Dominique were close by. They saw the bar, noticed it had a karaoke lounge, and walked in, gasping at what they saw.
"Nobody likes you when you're 23…" Dante sang, "And are still more amused by TV…shows…"
The boys stopped playing all at once as they saw their girls standing in the doorway.
"Holy shit, it's Skye," Dante said, feeling sober again.
"Yuna!" Tidus yelled, getting red in the face.
"AHH! DOMINIQUE!" Sion yelled, falling backwards. The other boys winced.
The three girls stomped on stage, approaching their men. Skye looked over at Sion to see if he was all right, but Dante covered her eyes.
"Don't look!" he yelled.
The three girls dragged their men out of the bar, the women slapping their bare rears on the way out. By this time, our heroes were blushing bright red. Maybe it's time to give up drinking…
The End
Dante wandered aimlessly through the town of Zanarkand, looking around boredly. Something caught his eye. A bar. FATE. He smirked and walked inside, sitting down on a stool next to a young boy. The boy was about 19 and had blonde hair and blue eyes. (If you're clueless, it's Tidus from FF10.) Dante ordered a drink. The bar tender was also young; also about 19. (Once again, if you're clueless, it's Sion from The Bouncer.)
"Hey, what's wrong?" Sion asked. "No reason to be so glum."
"Just bored, I guess," Dante said.
"Yea, yea," Tidus cut in. "Join the club, buddy."
"What's your name? Both of you," Dante said. "I'm Dante."
"Tidus."
"Sion."
Dante looked at Tidus and Sion carefully. "Are you two brothers?"
"No…" Sion shrugged. "Met him just now."
"Let's get out of here and go do something," Tidus suggested. "Sion, when do you get off?"
"Ten minutes," he answered. "But where can we go?"
Tidus shrugged. "Not a clue."
"Yea…wandering's fun," Dante said sarcastically. "Been doing that for about twenty minutes."
"Well, I want out of this bar," Sion said. "Been here since 6 in the morning."
"Then let's just go to another bar…" Tidus suggested.
"Yea, but the only other bar near here has a karaoke lounge…and the three of us going will seem kind of…gay," Sion said.
"Who cares what other people think?" Dante asked. "I'll just blow their heads off." He smirked and took out his gun. The other two boys backed away.
"Ok, let's go," Sion said.
*****Two hours later*****
By this time, our three heroes were drunk off their asses, but still coherent. And, since they were drunk, Dante came up with an idea.
"You know," he said drunkenly. "I can play the bass…and I think we should do a little number for the crowd…"
"Yea…" Sion agreed, also very drunk. "I'll play the drums, and Tidus 'ere can play the guitar."
"K!" Tidus yelled, almost falling off of the stool. "What can we play?"
We find our boys now on stage…completely naked, using nothing but their instruments to cover them. Tidus started playing What's My Age Again.
"I took her out, it was a Friday night," Dante sang. "I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started makin out, and she took off my pants, but then I turn on the TV…"
Unbeknownst to our boys, but knownst to us, Skye, Yuna, and Dominique were close by. They saw the bar, noticed it had a karaoke lounge, and walked in, gasping at what they saw.
"Nobody likes you when you're 23…" Dante sang, "And are still more amused by TV…shows…"
The boys stopped playing all at once as they saw their girls standing in the doorway.
"Holy shit, it's Skye," Dante said, feeling sober again.
"Yuna!" Tidus yelled, getting red in the face.
"AHH! DOMINIQUE!" Sion yelled, falling backwards. The other boys winced.
The three girls stomped on stage, approaching their men. Skye looked over at Sion to see if he was all right, but Dante covered her eyes.
"Don't look!" he yelled.
The three girls dragged their men out of the bar, the women slapping their bare rears on the way out. By this time, our heroes were blushing bright red. Maybe it's time to give up drinking…
The End
