COOKING WITH RENO 2
RENO: Hey, hey, hey, I'm glad to see that .... *looks in the audience* NO one is here from our last show!!! Man, you're all FREAKS!
GUY IN AUDIENCE: SHUT UP, RENO!
RENO: Sorry Tseng.
TSENG: YOU BASTARD, GET ON WITH YOUR CRUMMY PROGRAM! I'M GONNA BURN THIS SET IF IT'S NOT GOOD!
ELENA: *holds up a torch* Tee hee! :D
RENO: ...yeah. Anyways, today, as me and AUNT RUDE-
RUDE: *giggles and waves*
RENO: -promised, we'd make something that will amaze and baffle everyone in this room.. the secret.. to making... TOAST!
RUDE: *gasps*
AUDIENCE: *gasps*
RUDE: Say it ain't so!
RENO: It ain't... IT IS SO! Anyways, this is how you do it. *grabs a loaf of Ms. Bumbletooshie's 100% white bread*
RUDE: White? Surely you'll want 60% percent whole wheat.
RENO: White has less fiber, and it makes you hyper!
RUDE: BUT YOU'LL GET A LESSER CHANCE OF HEART DISEASE WITH THIS ONE!!!!
RENO: BUT WHITE IS MY FAVORITE COLOUR!!!!!
RUDE: BAAAAHHHHH!! *dustcloud fight*
*commercial*
(Rufus wearing tutus and tights) (keeps on twirling in a circle on the spot like a little 5 year old) *signing*
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*out of commercial*
RENO: We have come to the conclusion...TO MAKE 2 PIECES OF TOAST AT THE SAME TIME!
AUDIENCE: *gasps*
RUDE: Say it ain't so!
RENO: *pops the two pieces of bread in the toaster* IT'S A 2 SLICE TOASTER! MAKES TWO PIECES OF TOAST! TOAST TOAST TOAST! A TWO SLICE TOASTER!!!!!! Now we put the setting on HIGH... *cranks up the heat* And we wait. And wait.......and wait..........
RUDE: *sniffs the air* ....mm.... smells like...... my gym socks melting in the fire place.
RENO: .......nasty...... hey...WTF....... IT'S FIRE!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!
RUDE: *grabs an extinguisher* TAKE THAT, EVIL FLAME! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! *puts out toaster*
TSENG: I DONT THINK SO! THIS SHOW BLOWS MONKEY GOATS!!!! *grabs torch from Elena and scorches the place*
*nothing left but a scorched Reno and Rude*
RENO: ........... that's it, I quit. I can't cook. I'm going back to the Turks.
RUDE: Are you sure Rufus is over his little "phase"?
RENO: I don't know....
(Reno and Rude walk in Shinra building to see this)
(Rufus wearing tutus and tights) (keeps on twirling in a circle on the spot like a little 5 year old) *signing*
RUFUS: JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS!
RUDE AND RENO: .......no. *walk out*
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RENO: Hey, hey, hey, I'm glad to see that .... *looks in the audience* NO one is here from our last show!!! Man, you're all FREAKS!
GUY IN AUDIENCE: SHUT UP, RENO!
RENO: Sorry Tseng.
TSENG: YOU BASTARD, GET ON WITH YOUR CRUMMY PROGRAM! I'M GONNA BURN THIS SET IF IT'S NOT GOOD!
ELENA: *holds up a torch* Tee hee! :D
RENO: ...yeah. Anyways, today, as me and AUNT RUDE-
RUDE: *giggles and waves*
RENO: -promised, we'd make something that will amaze and baffle everyone in this room.. the secret.. to making... TOAST!
RUDE: *gasps*
AUDIENCE: *gasps*
RUDE: Say it ain't so!
RENO: It ain't... IT IS SO! Anyways, this is how you do it. *grabs a loaf of Ms. Bumbletooshie's 100% white bread*
RUDE: White? Surely you'll want 60% percent whole wheat.
RENO: White has less fiber, and it makes you hyper!
RUDE: BUT YOU'LL GET A LESSER CHANCE OF HEART DISEASE WITH THIS ONE!!!!
RENO: BUT WHITE IS MY FAVORITE COLOUR!!!!!
RUDE: BAAAAHHHHH!! *dustcloud fight*
*commercial*
(Rufus wearing tutus and tights) (keeps on twirling in a circle on the spot like a little 5 year old) *signing*
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*out of commercial*
RENO: We have come to the conclusion...TO MAKE 2 PIECES OF TOAST AT THE SAME TIME!
AUDIENCE: *gasps*
RUDE: Say it ain't so!
RENO: *pops the two pieces of bread in the toaster* IT'S A 2 SLICE TOASTER! MAKES TWO PIECES OF TOAST! TOAST TOAST TOAST! A TWO SLICE TOASTER!!!!!! Now we put the setting on HIGH... *cranks up the heat* And we wait. And wait.......and wait..........
RUDE: *sniffs the air* ....mm.... smells like...... my gym socks melting in the fire place.
RENO: .......nasty...... hey...WTF....... IT'S FIRE!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!
RUDE: *grabs an extinguisher* TAKE THAT, EVIL FLAME! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! *puts out toaster*
TSENG: I DONT THINK SO! THIS SHOW BLOWS MONKEY GOATS!!!! *grabs torch from Elena and scorches the place*
*nothing left but a scorched Reno and Rude*
RENO: ........... that's it, I quit. I can't cook. I'm going back to the Turks.
RUDE: Are you sure Rufus is over his little "phase"?
RENO: I don't know....
(Reno and Rude walk in Shinra building to see this)
(Rufus wearing tutus and tights) (keeps on twirling in a circle on the spot like a little 5 year old) *signing*
RUFUS: JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS! JOIN SHINRA! HAIL RUFUS!
RUDE AND RENO: .......no. *walk out*
THE END
