Your drum major just got a power trip

Your tuba player has a fat lip

The lead trumpet just threw up

You dropped your riffle in dog dump

It's just a superior…. the freshmen said

It's like rain when you're marching state

It's cork grease when you've already played

It's the bad advice your section leader gave

No one practiced. … It figures

Mr. Never at Practice wouldn't jazz run

He'd just march really fast and make the band look dumb

So you threatened him to do it right or on the way to NAU

He'd sit next to the smelly kid

Stinky…. PU!

It's just a superior … the freshmen said

It's like rain when you're marching state

It's cork grease when you've already played

It's the bad advice your section leader gave

No one practiced. … It figures

Well Band Camp has a funny way of making you

Forget how to play and mark time

And practicing for pregame makes you laugh

When the cheerleaders can't find their sets

Maybe it's the glitter and hairspray

A Saturday practice when your cat is dead

And Tuesday afternoon when you never get fed

Its like 10.000 white socks when you just need black

It's the show of your dreams

Too bad you're in track

It's just a superior…the freshmen said

Its just a superior… so why must you cry

It's like rain when you're marching state

It's cork grease when you've already played

It's the bad advice your section leader gave

No one practiced. … It figures

Well band has a sad way of taking over your life

And bad has a funny way of you making you cry

Making you cry