Aloha! Wow, it's been a while huh? I've been sooo busy with UCAS crap and the suchlike that I haven't had any time to write. Eep! Well here it is, HII 12 after 3 months of writers block! Ta-da! Enjoy! As per usual, the characters aren't mine, the location ain't mine and I don't own shit. So there. %)
Hi to all the RP'ers and every1 from "Mogz Final Fantasy" and "Liberi Fatali: Children of Fate " (The Eve's Night)! You know who you are!
Oh, and if anyone's got Morpheus, look for the MP3 of FFVIII answer phone messages by Wingheart Productions. It's hilarious! It had me in fits for days!
Also recommended is FFVII/FFVIII musicals by Sarah the boring (it's on fanfic.net). Cos of it I downloaded Seether, and I was bouncing around the room for a week! %)
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Ins 12- 2,4,6,8...!!!
(Early morning. The gang sit huddled in a small cavern @ the base of a cliff, hiding from Mr X and any other mutants and demonic creatures that may be out there (Vampires, Soul Reavers, Rabid Rotwielers, Geri Halliwell- yeah, you get the idea))
Rai- D'ya think it's gone yet?
Sel- Dunno. Zell went to look but he never came back...
Sei- No loss, I never liked him anyway
Z- Hey!
Sei- What?
Z- Hmmp!
Q- Lets see... (pokes head outside and looks around) I don't see it...
Fuj- (Looks out next to Quisty) INTERESTING
I- Where, lemme see (pokes head out next to Quisty)... oh yeah
Sel- What, what?! (looks out)
R- This I gotta see...(looks out)
Sei- Maybe it got bored of you wusses and buggered off (looks out)
Raj- Finally, ya know?! (looks out)
Sq- (Still clinging to the inflatable Glacial eye) ...are you sure it's REALLY gone???
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(Old man looks back @ the cave to see 9 heads and an unidentifiable plastic thing sticking out from behind a rock)
Man- Buncha weirdos...
(Leaves)
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Q- Think so... There's this old guy giving us a really weird look but...
...
...
...yep, I'm pretty sure it's gone
Sq- Ekk! (Hides behind the remnants of the Inflatable Glacial Eye)
Sei- (Holding a large dustbin lid that magically appeared outta nowhere) He-he, gets em every time (high-fives Raijin)
Sq- ...shithead...
(Sound of "Odeka ke chocobo" in the style of a mobile ringtone is heard)
Z- Goddamn it, who's F**king phone is that!?
Sei- STOP that, it's ANNOYING.
Q- Hey, quit self quoting!
Sei- Whatever.
Sq- ...huh?
I- Okay, this's getting weird...
(Selphie pulls out a yellow mobile phone with pictures of mini-moogles on it)
Rai- Holy s**t, Ya know?
Fuj- TACKY. NEW MEANING.
Sq- What the fuck is that?
Sel- What, this? It's a little scheme I got involved in...
(A vortex appears in the sky)
Q- What the...?
Sel- I just gotta go and help some people out okay? Just wait here, I'll be back before you know it!(Jumps thru the vortex)
Q- Not time compression again, I hope...
Sq- Nah. We went through that, and I never got a mobile outta it.
I- (whispers to Z) Where the hell does that thing go anyway?
Z- Back to her home planet, I have no doubt...
Kuja- What, Terra?! Where?!
I- Huh?
Z- ...The hell are you?
Kuja- ...um... Toto, I don't think we're in Gaia anymore...
Meanwhile, three mental hospitals and an alternate dimension away...
Cloud- Push the goddamn button!!!
Barrett- I am ya spiky-headed jerk! (BASHES THE SMALL ELECTRIONIC DEVICE IN HIS HAND) Frickin no good piece of $%(*#\£ crap! (throws it across the field)
Sephiroth- What ARE you doing, you pathetic moron.
Tifa- Stealing Kuja's lines now, are we! That's Plagerisim!
Seph-It does not matter, for I will rule you all! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!! Prepare to die! (Raises Masamune)
Tifa- Now THAT'S more like it...
(A vortex appears in the sky, and a familiar brunette jumps out, dressed in a red and yellow cheerleading suit)
Barrett- Holy £&%*$^!
Cloud- ...the hell?
(The girl gets up)
Sel- Hiya! I'm your inter-sequel battle support!
Cloud- Finally! We've been paging you for, like, 15 minutes!
Sel- Hey! That huge comet thing confused me, right? It's not my fault if my "Vortex A-Z" is 19 years out of date!
Barrett- Damned resource manager!
Sephiroth- A-HEM! Hel-loo? Trying to kill you over here...
Cloud- (ignores him) Look, when I signed up for this scheme, I... (notices her costume) uh... why the hell are you dressed like a cheerleader?
Sel- Cause I'm your battle support!
Vincent- ...say what?
Tifa- Aww, geez!
Barrett- Whaddya gonna do? Pom him to death?
Sel- Nooo, silly!
(sings) Shin-left!(clap)
Shin-right! (clap)
Shinra! (clap)
(jumps up and down)
Whoo-hooo!
Yeah!
All- (Blinks)
(Red XIII whispers to Sefie)
Sel- ... oh, right!
(begins cheering again)
Avalanche, Avalanche, gooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO AVALANCHE!!!
(Jumps up and down)
(Sephiroth doubles over laughing his face off)
Sephiroth- AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barrett- ... THE HELL?????!!!!!
Sel- Battle support, right? S-U-P-P-O-R-T! So here I am. Supporting.
Seph- Its...hehe... so...hehe...funny!!! (bursts into fits of laughter again)
Cloud- The hell're you laughing at???!!!
Seph- (Crying cos he's laughing so hard) you...haha....so....hehehaha...pathetic....hehe...
Cloud- Me?! Pathetic?! NEVER!!! PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED, GOLDILOCKS!!!
Seph- HEY! NO-ONE DISSES THE HAIR! EAT THIS SPIKY!
(A sword fight begins between the two. Selphie's voice can be heard over the metal clangs)
Sel- 2,4,6,8,
Cloud'll kick your ass and no mis-take!
Sephiroth- (Holds up a hand) Hold on, wait a minuite...
(Cloud stops as Sephiroth heads over and whispers to Sefie who nods)
Sel- Give me a J, Gimme an E, Gimme an N, O, V...
Cloud- (to Tifa) I knew this Inter-sequel Support thing was a bad idea...
Tifa- (Nods)
Sel- He's big (clap), He's hairy (clap), His mom is really scary (clap)...
Sephiroth- OH, FUCKING HELL!!! Can't you people get ANYTHING right??!
(The swordfight beins again. A variety of gunblades, pinwheels and huge metal claws are thrown into the melee, much o the confusion of the combatants. As the two try to figure out fighting with the weird weapons, Yuffie suddenly jumps out between the two)
Yuff- Time out, okay, okay? (Waves her arms wide. Everyone stops. She suddenly stamps her right foot)
Yuff- I wanna be a cheerleader (pouts)
Tif- Oh god.
(Through the vortex is thrown on a suit, which Yuffie puts on as Selphie does her hair into high pigtails. Two pom-poms fly on which Yuffie picks up )
Yuffie- (To army marching rhythm)
Sephiroth's a great big dolt,
Couldn't stand up to a blast of Bolt!
Shin-ra
(all) SHIN-RA!
Su-ucks
(all) SU-UCKS!
Tif- that's very good but it needs improvement! (points forwards then flicks her hair behind her shoulder)
Cloud- Remind me to restrict her Simpson's viewing
Barrett- (Nods)
Tifa- Hey!
Sel- Well, my work here appears to be done... Cya! (jumps through the vortex)
Yuffie- YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
Cid- Alright, that's it! Who The hell fed her sugar??!!
Red- I thought those M'n'M's looked dodgy...
Yuff- (Still cheering) Sephiroth's a little thick
Mainly because he's got no...
Cloud- ...OKAY ALRIGHT, that's far enough
Yuff- :( (pouts)
Vince- Um... this may not be a good time, but... speaking of Sephiroth... where is he?
(The gang look around. He's gone)
Barrett- Aw, Hell!!!
Cid- Back to chasing the black-caped man again, I guess...
Bar- You only want your lighter back...
Red XIII- You shouldn't have lent it to him in the first place...
Cid- Hey! How was I to know he'd torch Nibelhiem with it??!!
Cloud- ...bastard...
Cait- Well, Sephy's gone... (wails) AND WE'RE STUCK WITH A CHEERLEADING YUFFIE!!!
(Yuffie grins evily)
All- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hi to all the RP'ers and every1 from "Mogz Final Fantasy" and "Liberi Fatali: Children of Fate " (The Eve's Night)! You know who you are!
Oh, and if anyone's got Morpheus, look for the MP3 of FFVIII answer phone messages by Wingheart Productions. It's hilarious! It had me in fits for days!
Also recommended is FFVII/FFVIII musicals by Sarah the boring (it's on fanfic.net). Cos of it I downloaded Seether, and I was bouncing around the room for a week! %)
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Ins 12- 2,4,6,8...!!!
(Early morning. The gang sit huddled in a small cavern @ the base of a cliff, hiding from Mr X and any other mutants and demonic creatures that may be out there (Vampires, Soul Reavers, Rabid Rotwielers, Geri Halliwell- yeah, you get the idea))
Rai- D'ya think it's gone yet?
Sel- Dunno. Zell went to look but he never came back...
Sei- No loss, I never liked him anyway
Z- Hey!
Sei- What?
Z- Hmmp!
Q- Lets see... (pokes head outside and looks around) I don't see it...
Fuj- (Looks out next to Quisty) INTERESTING
I- Where, lemme see (pokes head out next to Quisty)... oh yeah
Sel- What, what?! (looks out)
R- This I gotta see...(looks out)
Sei- Maybe it got bored of you wusses and buggered off (looks out)
Raj- Finally, ya know?! (looks out)
Sq- (Still clinging to the inflatable Glacial eye) ...are you sure it's REALLY gone???
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(Old man looks back @ the cave to see 9 heads and an unidentifiable plastic thing sticking out from behind a rock)
Man- Buncha weirdos...
(Leaves)
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Q- Think so... There's this old guy giving us a really weird look but...
...
...
...yep, I'm pretty sure it's gone
Sq- Ekk! (Hides behind the remnants of the Inflatable Glacial Eye)
Sei- (Holding a large dustbin lid that magically appeared outta nowhere) He-he, gets em every time (high-fives Raijin)
Sq- ...shithead...
(Sound of "Odeka ke chocobo" in the style of a mobile ringtone is heard)
Z- Goddamn it, who's F**king phone is that!?
Sei- STOP that, it's ANNOYING.
Q- Hey, quit self quoting!
Sei- Whatever.
Sq- ...huh?
I- Okay, this's getting weird...
(Selphie pulls out a yellow mobile phone with pictures of mini-moogles on it)
Rai- Holy s**t, Ya know?
Fuj- TACKY. NEW MEANING.
Sq- What the fuck is that?
Sel- What, this? It's a little scheme I got involved in...
(A vortex appears in the sky)
Q- What the...?
Sel- I just gotta go and help some people out okay? Just wait here, I'll be back before you know it!(Jumps thru the vortex)
Q- Not time compression again, I hope...
Sq- Nah. We went through that, and I never got a mobile outta it.
I- (whispers to Z) Where the hell does that thing go anyway?
Z- Back to her home planet, I have no doubt...
Kuja- What, Terra?! Where?!
I- Huh?
Z- ...The hell are you?
Kuja- ...um... Toto, I don't think we're in Gaia anymore...
Meanwhile, three mental hospitals and an alternate dimension away...
Cloud- Push the goddamn button!!!
Barrett- I am ya spiky-headed jerk! (BASHES THE SMALL ELECTRIONIC DEVICE IN HIS HAND) Frickin no good piece of $%(*#\£ crap! (throws it across the field)
Sephiroth- What ARE you doing, you pathetic moron.
Tifa- Stealing Kuja's lines now, are we! That's Plagerisim!
Seph-It does not matter, for I will rule you all! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!! Prepare to die! (Raises Masamune)
Tifa- Now THAT'S more like it...
(A vortex appears in the sky, and a familiar brunette jumps out, dressed in a red and yellow cheerleading suit)
Barrett- Holy £&%*$^!
Cloud- ...the hell?
(The girl gets up)
Sel- Hiya! I'm your inter-sequel battle support!
Cloud- Finally! We've been paging you for, like, 15 minutes!
Sel- Hey! That huge comet thing confused me, right? It's not my fault if my "Vortex A-Z" is 19 years out of date!
Barrett- Damned resource manager!
Sephiroth- A-HEM! Hel-loo? Trying to kill you over here...
Cloud- (ignores him) Look, when I signed up for this scheme, I... (notices her costume) uh... why the hell are you dressed like a cheerleader?
Sel- Cause I'm your battle support!
Vincent- ...say what?
Tifa- Aww, geez!
Barrett- Whaddya gonna do? Pom him to death?
Sel- Nooo, silly!
(sings) Shin-left!(clap)
Shin-right! (clap)
Shinra! (clap)
(jumps up and down)
Whoo-hooo!
Yeah!
All- (Blinks)
(Red XIII whispers to Sefie)
Sel- ... oh, right!
(begins cheering again)
Avalanche, Avalanche, gooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO AVALANCHE!!!
(Jumps up and down)
(Sephiroth doubles over laughing his face off)
Sephiroth- AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barrett- ... THE HELL?????!!!!!
Sel- Battle support, right? S-U-P-P-O-R-T! So here I am. Supporting.
Seph- Its...hehe... so...hehe...funny!!! (bursts into fits of laughter again)
Cloud- The hell're you laughing at???!!!
Seph- (Crying cos he's laughing so hard) you...haha....so....hehehaha...pathetic....hehe...
Cloud- Me?! Pathetic?! NEVER!!! PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED, GOLDILOCKS!!!
Seph- HEY! NO-ONE DISSES THE HAIR! EAT THIS SPIKY!
(A sword fight begins between the two. Selphie's voice can be heard over the metal clangs)
Sel- 2,4,6,8,
Cloud'll kick your ass and no mis-take!
Sephiroth- (Holds up a hand) Hold on, wait a minuite...
(Cloud stops as Sephiroth heads over and whispers to Sefie who nods)
Sel- Give me a J, Gimme an E, Gimme an N, O, V...
Cloud- (to Tifa) I knew this Inter-sequel Support thing was a bad idea...
Tifa- (Nods)
Sel- He's big (clap), He's hairy (clap), His mom is really scary (clap)...
Sephiroth- OH, FUCKING HELL!!! Can't you people get ANYTHING right??!
(The swordfight beins again. A variety of gunblades, pinwheels and huge metal claws are thrown into the melee, much o the confusion of the combatants. As the two try to figure out fighting with the weird weapons, Yuffie suddenly jumps out between the two)
Yuff- Time out, okay, okay? (Waves her arms wide. Everyone stops. She suddenly stamps her right foot)
Yuff- I wanna be a cheerleader (pouts)
Tif- Oh god.
(Through the vortex is thrown on a suit, which Yuffie puts on as Selphie does her hair into high pigtails. Two pom-poms fly on which Yuffie picks up )
Yuffie- (To army marching rhythm)
Sephiroth's a great big dolt,
Couldn't stand up to a blast of Bolt!
Shin-ra
(all) SHIN-RA!
Su-ucks
(all) SU-UCKS!
Tif- that's very good but it needs improvement! (points forwards then flicks her hair behind her shoulder)
Cloud- Remind me to restrict her Simpson's viewing
Barrett- (Nods)
Tifa- Hey!
Sel- Well, my work here appears to be done... Cya! (jumps through the vortex)
Yuffie- YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
Cid- Alright, that's it! Who The hell fed her sugar??!!
Red- I thought those M'n'M's looked dodgy...
Yuff- (Still cheering) Sephiroth's a little thick
Mainly because he's got no...
Cloud- ...OKAY ALRIGHT, that's far enough
Yuff- :( (pouts)
Vince- Um... this may not be a good time, but... speaking of Sephiroth... where is he?
(The gang look around. He's gone)
Barrett- Aw, Hell!!!
Cid- Back to chasing the black-caped man again, I guess...
Bar- You only want your lighter back...
Red XIII- You shouldn't have lent it to him in the first place...
Cid- Hey! How was I to know he'd torch Nibelhiem with it??!!
Cloud- ...bastard...
Cait- Well, Sephy's gone... (wails) AND WE'RE STUCK WITH A CHEERLEADING YUFFIE!!!
(Yuffie grins evily)
All- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
