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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to my fic, he,he,he! On this day 1 year ago, I started my fanfic.net account and with that my career of writing pointless s**t like this! Yay! And seeing that this was 1 of the first 2 fics I subbed, this makes it the fic's birthday too! (well, not really; I started writing B4 I typed it, but what the hey?!) Wow! I can't believe I've been writing this thing for a year! Creepy, huh? Makes you wonder how much rubbish I can come up with... Aw well, to celebrate the occasion, I thought I'd throw in something different. In true Shipwrecked style...
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****INSANITY EXTRA****
Disc1- Fire cavern
Garden Faculty guy (who MUST be a robot)- Objective: To obtain a low-level GF. A SeeD member must support. Are you ready?
Squall- (salutes) I'm ready.
Faculty unit 7 of 9 of unimatrix annoying- Very well. Good luck.
(Squall+ Quisty enter. The faculty robots bugger off like the complete wusses they are)
Quistis- My job is to support you in battle. Everything else is up to you.
Squall- Fine.
(They carry on. A buel and 2 bombs appear)
(Squall draws his gunblade and looks over his shoulder)
Quisty- 2,4,6,8.!
Squal- WHAT??!!!
Quisty- We'll kick your ass and no mistake!
Squall- gha-a-a-a-a... (too busy getting pummelled by monsters to respond...)
Quisty- -He, he, he...
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Okay, now that's over, I'd like to take a little time to clear up a few things...
Big Papa Smurf, what was that about Calistia Flockhart??... refresh my memory, what was that one? I don't remember...
And Storm13, they are both in chapter 8- Kiros was Superman, "Official 2" was Spiderman. Yeah, I was sure I'd got that right. I'll admit, it can get a bit confusing @ times...
Okay, now on with the birthday fic!
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Hm/wk induced insanity 13- The GF's strike back
The gang are sitting around, waiting for her return...
R- Zzzzzzzz
Sei- ZZZZzzzzzz
Rai- ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz, ya know
Fuj- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Z- Zzzzzzzzzzz
Q- Mental Zzzzz (she wouldn't be caught dead sleeping on the job)
I- Man, this's sooo boring...
(Sefie re-appears) Heya!
Sei- Finally...
Z- Yeah, what took ya soo long?
Sel- Geez, I got lost, soor-ry!
Sei- Hmm... and what's with the getup?
Sel- Huh? (looks at her clothes. she's still wearing the cheerleader suit) Aw s**T!
I- He, he, he...
(Quistis hits him with her Save the Queen. He passes out)
Rai- Hey! That's the most interesting thing that's happened in the past 3 hours, ya know!
Sq- whatever...
Sel- 3 HOURS?!
Sei- YEAH, YOU WERE GONE FOR AGES
Sel- No, not 3hours, more like 8. 8 hours!
Sq- they were asleep.
Sel- ah. right, I'm gonna go change
(A large monster appears)
All- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Z- what the %&^*^ is that?
Q- It looks familiar...
Sel- I know, I know! It's the Thingummydody!
(all look carefully)
Z- ...Aw yeah!
Sq- Damned memory loss...
Thingummydody- RRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
All- EEP!!!!!!
Kuja- Double EEP!!!!
Q- It's not mean, just misunderstood....
Sq- Okay...I'm sure the author was going somewhere with this a week ago when she started, but I'm damned if I can remember now...
(Thingummydody disappears into a black hole)
Sq- Whatever.
(Author sits screaming obscenities at self as entire cast and crew go off for a fag break)
ChocoDragon- Y&*T*"%$%()*&£$)(*)£"£^&)*&$%^*&(*)_)^$$""!!!!!!!!!
All- Whatever.
Scene continues for a few hours. Seifer and Sephiroth are in a heated debate about the title of Seifer's latest biography, "How to get controlled by a maniac"
Sephiroth- But there is no way you could possibly have been controlled by a maniac!
Sei- Wanna bet?
Sephiroth- Oh come on! Working for evil, knowing that your actions are a part of the sum that will result in mass destruction? Getting revenge on all those mother f***ers who ever dared to defy you? You cannot deny that it wasn't fun!
Sei- Well, I have to admit...
Sephiroth- And besides, you NEVER say you were controlled by the maniac, you ARE the maniac!
Sei- Hell yeah! (Scribbles out the title and changes it to "I'm a maniac and there's nothing any of you goddamn sadass losers can do about it")
Sephiroth- (Nods in approval)
Squall sits idly in the corner giggling to himself as flips through his triad deck. Finding a card he muttered something, closed his eyes, and the card disintegrated. The others are all falling asleep again...
I- Don't think I've had this much sleep in ages...
Vincent- Trust me, it's overrated
Suddenly the gang are back on the plains.
Kuja- Hmm, guess they sorted it out then...
Zell- You STILL here?!
Vince- Okay, never said they'd sorted THAT out...
(A large colourful box suddenly appears in front of them. The box explodes and the Thingummydody bursts out.)
Thingummydody- RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! (Making the most of the only thing he ever gets to say)
Q- ... or that.
Sephiroth- What...IS...that?
All (except the newcomers) - A Thingummydody.
Kuja- Rrrright.... so now what?
Thingummydody- RAWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Sq- Well, it doesn't look like it's going to go away...
Q- Maybe we have to fight it...
Zell- hey YEAH!
Sei- Tsk, Even I could have figured THAT out, ya know!
Fuj- KNOW (cos she hadn't said anything for a while)
(The whole group draw their weapons and assume fighting stances. Zell ATB fills up 1st and he runs @ the Thingummydody and hits it... HARD)
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Damage- 0
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Zell- 0.0
Sei- He, he, he, chicken wuss can't land a hit!
Kuja- Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehe, now THAT was mean!
Zell- (Looks pissed)
Seifer takes his turn to hit it. He runs up and slams Hyperion into it's neck.
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Damage- 0
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Seifer- 0.0
Fujin- 0.0
Raijin- 0.0, ya know?
Zell- A-ha, ha,ha, NOW who's the chicken wuss?!
Sei- Shut it.
(Zell dances in a circle for victory)
Q- Well, looks like physical attacks aren't going to cut it...
Sel- GF's it is then! (Accesses junction menu)... WHAT THE...???
I- What?
Sel- The GF's! They're...
I- They're what?
Sel- WRONG!
Z- Whadduya mean? (Summons first GF on his list. The group disappear as bolts of lightning surround them and "Sparky" materialises out of thin air. The bird raises an eyebrow (if it even has one) at it's new title before raining all hell on the Thingummydody with lightning then going back to from whence it came)
Sel- See!
Q- What, let me try (summons forth "Supersplash" who throws a giant tidal wave)
I- What the...(Reads his own junction menu)... "Twins of Terror", "Guppy", "Stompy"... STOMPY!?
Q- That's it, who's been at the rename cards?
Sq- (looks skyward innocently. Fujin kicks him in the leg)
F- FOR HURRICANO. UH, MEAN PANDEMONA!
Rai- Yeah, ya know!
Z- You're just pissed cos you lost her to us.
Fuj- (Looks mean + kicks Zell in the leg)
Z- Ouch! That hurt!
Sei- He, he, he...
Thingummydody- (Casts Flare on Seifer)
I- NOW who's laughing?
Sei- ...mummy....
Rin- Magic, huh? Oh no you don't...
(Raising her hand to her face, the team disappears as the ground washes with eerie gold coloured water. The lone figure sitting on a rock unfolds those freaky feather things on her head. She raises the harp thing to play it...then suddenly stops, eyes wide and mouth wide open in disbelief...)
Mistslut- WHAT THE F***????!!!!
(She gives Squall an evil glare)
Sq- Uh-oh.
(Mistslut's... [Mistslut- Don't call me that!] uh, right... Siren's attack continues, but let's just say the Thingummydody wasn't the one that got it's ass kicked)
Squall- Ow....
(Kuja, Sephiroth, Vincent and the Thingummydody all hold up scorecards,
laughing so hard they're crying.)
Vincent- 5.9 for vengeance!
Thingummydody- 6.0! RAAAA-HHHHAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth- 5.8. The direction was there, but the method sucked.
Kuja- 6.0 for girl power!
(all look at him)
Kuja- What, they're under-represented on this panel!
Sephiroth- True....
Thingummydody- RAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!
Kuja- (Looks to the others) Uh, I don't know about the rest of you, but I can think of 101 evil deeds I could be doing rather than standing here right now...
Thingummydody- (nods in agreement)
Vincent- Well, I dunno about the evil deeds... but I'm all for leaving. Do you think they'd miss us?
Sephiroth- (looks at the FF8 cast)
Z- This's for pissing the GF's off! Everyone, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Sephiroth- No. Given their current actions, I don't think they'd even notice.
(The four of them walk off, leaving the entire cast of FFVIII to follow Mistslut's idea and proceed to bash Squall with everything they've got)
Mistslut- DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
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Okay, didn't come out as well as I planned, but what the hey!
Till next time!
ChocoDragon %)
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to my fic, he,he,he! On this day 1 year ago, I started my fanfic.net account and with that my career of writing pointless s**t like this! Yay! And seeing that this was 1 of the first 2 fics I subbed, this makes it the fic's birthday too! (well, not really; I started writing B4 I typed it, but what the hey?!) Wow! I can't believe I've been writing this thing for a year! Creepy, huh? Makes you wonder how much rubbish I can come up with... Aw well, to celebrate the occasion, I thought I'd throw in something different. In true Shipwrecked style...
-----------------
****INSANITY EXTRA****
Disc1- Fire cavern
Garden Faculty guy (who MUST be a robot)- Objective: To obtain a low-level GF. A SeeD member must support. Are you ready?
Squall- (salutes) I'm ready.
Faculty unit 7 of 9 of unimatrix annoying- Very well. Good luck.
(Squall+ Quisty enter. The faculty robots bugger off like the complete wusses they are)
Quistis- My job is to support you in battle. Everything else is up to you.
Squall- Fine.
(They carry on. A buel and 2 bombs appear)
(Squall draws his gunblade and looks over his shoulder)
Quisty- 2,4,6,8.!
Squal- WHAT??!!!
Quisty- We'll kick your ass and no mistake!
Squall- gha-a-a-a-a... (too busy getting pummelled by monsters to respond...)
Quisty- -He, he, he...
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Okay, now that's over, I'd like to take a little time to clear up a few things...
Big Papa Smurf, what was that about Calistia Flockhart??... refresh my memory, what was that one? I don't remember...
And Storm13, they are both in chapter 8- Kiros was Superman, "Official 2" was Spiderman. Yeah, I was sure I'd got that right. I'll admit, it can get a bit confusing @ times...
Okay, now on with the birthday fic!
----------------------------------------
Hm/wk induced insanity 13- The GF's strike back
The gang are sitting around, waiting for her return...
R- Zzzzzzzz
Sei- ZZZZzzzzzz
Rai- ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz, ya know
Fuj- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Z- Zzzzzzzzzzz
Q- Mental Zzzzz (she wouldn't be caught dead sleeping on the job)
I- Man, this's sooo boring...
(Sefie re-appears) Heya!
Sei- Finally...
Z- Yeah, what took ya soo long?
Sel- Geez, I got lost, soor-ry!
Sei- Hmm... and what's with the getup?
Sel- Huh? (looks at her clothes. she's still wearing the cheerleader suit) Aw s**T!
I- He, he, he...
(Quistis hits him with her Save the Queen. He passes out)
Rai- Hey! That's the most interesting thing that's happened in the past 3 hours, ya know!
Sq- whatever...
Sel- 3 HOURS?!
Sei- YEAH, YOU WERE GONE FOR AGES
Sel- No, not 3hours, more like 8. 8 hours!
Sq- they were asleep.
Sel- ah. right, I'm gonna go change
(A large monster appears)
All- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Z- what the %&^*^ is that?
Q- It looks familiar...
Sel- I know, I know! It's the Thingummydody!
(all look carefully)
Z- ...Aw yeah!
Sq- Damned memory loss...
Thingummydody- RRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
All- EEP!!!!!!
Kuja- Double EEP!!!!
Q- It's not mean, just misunderstood....
Sq- Okay...I'm sure the author was going somewhere with this a week ago when she started, but I'm damned if I can remember now...
(Thingummydody disappears into a black hole)
Sq- Whatever.
(Author sits screaming obscenities at self as entire cast and crew go off for a fag break)
ChocoDragon- Y&*T*"%$%()*&£$)(*)£"£^&)*&$%^*&(*)_)^$$""!!!!!!!!!
All- Whatever.
Scene continues for a few hours. Seifer and Sephiroth are in a heated debate about the title of Seifer's latest biography, "How to get controlled by a maniac"
Sephiroth- But there is no way you could possibly have been controlled by a maniac!
Sei- Wanna bet?
Sephiroth- Oh come on! Working for evil, knowing that your actions are a part of the sum that will result in mass destruction? Getting revenge on all those mother f***ers who ever dared to defy you? You cannot deny that it wasn't fun!
Sei- Well, I have to admit...
Sephiroth- And besides, you NEVER say you were controlled by the maniac, you ARE the maniac!
Sei- Hell yeah! (Scribbles out the title and changes it to "I'm a maniac and there's nothing any of you goddamn sadass losers can do about it")
Sephiroth- (Nods in approval)
Squall sits idly in the corner giggling to himself as flips through his triad deck. Finding a card he muttered something, closed his eyes, and the card disintegrated. The others are all falling asleep again...
I- Don't think I've had this much sleep in ages...
Vincent- Trust me, it's overrated
Suddenly the gang are back on the plains.
Kuja- Hmm, guess they sorted it out then...
Zell- You STILL here?!
Vince- Okay, never said they'd sorted THAT out...
(A large colourful box suddenly appears in front of them. The box explodes and the Thingummydody bursts out.)
Thingummydody- RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! (Making the most of the only thing he ever gets to say)
Q- ... or that.
Sephiroth- What...IS...that?
All (except the newcomers) - A Thingummydody.
Kuja- Rrrright.... so now what?
Thingummydody- RAWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Sq- Well, it doesn't look like it's going to go away...
Q- Maybe we have to fight it...
Zell- hey YEAH!
Sei- Tsk, Even I could have figured THAT out, ya know!
Fuj- KNOW (cos she hadn't said anything for a while)
(The whole group draw their weapons and assume fighting stances. Zell ATB fills up 1st and he runs @ the Thingummydody and hits it... HARD)
----------
Damage- 0
----------
Zell- 0.0
Sei- He, he, he, chicken wuss can't land a hit!
Kuja- Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehe, now THAT was mean!
Zell- (Looks pissed)
Seifer takes his turn to hit it. He runs up and slams Hyperion into it's neck.
----------
Damage- 0
----------
Seifer- 0.0
Fujin- 0.0
Raijin- 0.0, ya know?
Zell- A-ha, ha,ha, NOW who's the chicken wuss?!
Sei- Shut it.
(Zell dances in a circle for victory)
Q- Well, looks like physical attacks aren't going to cut it...
Sel- GF's it is then! (Accesses junction menu)... WHAT THE...???
I- What?
Sel- The GF's! They're...
I- They're what?
Sel- WRONG!
Z- Whadduya mean? (Summons first GF on his list. The group disappear as bolts of lightning surround them and "Sparky" materialises out of thin air. The bird raises an eyebrow (if it even has one) at it's new title before raining all hell on the Thingummydody with lightning then going back to from whence it came)
Sel- See!
Q- What, let me try (summons forth "Supersplash" who throws a giant tidal wave)
I- What the...(Reads his own junction menu)... "Twins of Terror", "Guppy", "Stompy"... STOMPY!?
Q- That's it, who's been at the rename cards?
Sq- (looks skyward innocently. Fujin kicks him in the leg)
F- FOR HURRICANO. UH, MEAN PANDEMONA!
Rai- Yeah, ya know!
Z- You're just pissed cos you lost her to us.
Fuj- (Looks mean + kicks Zell in the leg)
Z- Ouch! That hurt!
Sei- He, he, he...
Thingummydody- (Casts Flare on Seifer)
I- NOW who's laughing?
Sei- ...mummy....
Rin- Magic, huh? Oh no you don't...
(Raising her hand to her face, the team disappears as the ground washes with eerie gold coloured water. The lone figure sitting on a rock unfolds those freaky feather things on her head. She raises the harp thing to play it...then suddenly stops, eyes wide and mouth wide open in disbelief...)
Mistslut- WHAT THE F***????!!!!
(She gives Squall an evil glare)
Sq- Uh-oh.
(Mistslut's... [Mistslut- Don't call me that!] uh, right... Siren's attack continues, but let's just say the Thingummydody wasn't the one that got it's ass kicked)
Squall- Ow....
(Kuja, Sephiroth, Vincent and the Thingummydody all hold up scorecards,
laughing so hard they're crying.)
Vincent- 5.9 for vengeance!
Thingummydody- 6.0! RAAAA-HHHHAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth- 5.8. The direction was there, but the method sucked.
Kuja- 6.0 for girl power!
(all look at him)
Kuja- What, they're under-represented on this panel!
Sephiroth- True....
Thingummydody- RAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!
Kuja- (Looks to the others) Uh, I don't know about the rest of you, but I can think of 101 evil deeds I could be doing rather than standing here right now...
Thingummydody- (nods in agreement)
Vincent- Well, I dunno about the evil deeds... but I'm all for leaving. Do you think they'd miss us?
Sephiroth- (looks at the FF8 cast)
Z- This's for pissing the GF's off! Everyone, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Sephiroth- No. Given their current actions, I don't think they'd even notice.
(The four of them walk off, leaving the entire cast of FFVIII to follow Mistslut's idea and proceed to bash Squall with everything they've got)
Mistslut- DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
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Okay, didn't come out as well as I planned, but what the hey!
Till next time!
ChocoDragon %)
