About/Notes: Well...I am in a good mood...(i think)...and wanted to write something humorous because I'm finishing up a dark-fic (as soon as I figure out the ending, I'll put it up) ...so...without further ado...I give you:
At the Institute...
Monday Morning.
6/7 AM.
One bathroom.
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men Evolution -I'll get over it
Monday Morning: 3 girls...3 guys....ONE BATHROOM.
"Did someone die in there?!" Evan yelled, pounding on the bathroom door.
"Relax Evan!" Jean's voice yelled back.
"Who died?" Scott asked, coming out of his room.
"No one." Kurt yawned.
"We got only an hour till school!" Rogue yelled.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Jean yelled, coming out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind her with only one eyelid covered with eye-shadow.
"Finally." Evan muttered.
"Aaaah!!! The door is stuck!" Kitty screamed.
"Phase through it genius!" Rogue yelled at her. Kurt laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Kitty said, miffed and blushing.
"Is the bathroom free yet?" Scott called from his room.
"No." Kurt answered.
"Well I gotta use it NOW." Scott called again.
"Dude, it's not free. Kitty just went in." Evan yelled back.
"Well tell her to get out NOW." Scott yelled.
"Scott, she's takin' a shower, yah really think valley-girl is gonna come out here in a towel?" Rogue yelled back, rolling her eyes...
"I wouldn't mind!" Kurt grinned.
"I HEARD THAT!" Kitty screamed.
...ten minutes passed with Scott's bickering...
"You better not be putting make up on in there!" Evan yelled.
"Oh like, relax..." Kitty yelled, phasing back out, hair wrapped in a towel.
"The door is still locked!" Evan whined.
"Oh, not a problem!" Kitty smiled, grabbing Rogue's gloved hand and pulling her into the bathroom.
"HEY WAIT A SECOND! I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE 6 THIS MORNING!" Evan yelled, pounding on the door.
"You wait, you lose." Rogue said simply as Kitty phased out of the bathroom.
"Man this sucks!" Kurt growled.
"Hey, why didn't you appear in there before Kitty?!" Evan asked. Kurt blinked, then cursed loudly, kicking the wall.
"Don't, you'll put a hole in the wall." Scott warned.
"Too late." Kurt fumed.
"Is the bathroom open now?" Scott growled.
"Nope. Rogue's in." Evan sighed.
"Dammit, I have to use the bathroom." Scott hissed.
"Well you're going to have to wait because I'm in there next." Evan growled.
"I don't think so!" Kurt spun around, yelling at Evan.
"Yeah, I do! Don't mess with me at 7 in the morning Kurt!" Evan warned.
"I'm not afraid of you!" Kurt growled.
"Oh yeah?" Evan asked.
"JA!" Kurt yelled, glaring at him.
"Guys..." Scott looked at both. "To settle this reasonably...I think I should go next...because I HAVE to go next...because I am the TEAM LEADER...and I DESERVE to go next...and-OW!" Scott would continue but Evan and Kurt jumped on him at the same time.
"Alright, ah'm out an' the door is fixed-what the hell?" Rogue stared at the three on the floor. "Never mind...ah'll go to my room now." Rogue walked past the three quickly.
"Dude, she's out?" Scott asked.
"Stop saying dude." Evan growled.
"Yes." Kurt answered.
Pause....moment of silence....
At the Institute...
Monday Morning.
6/7 AM.
One bathroom.
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men Evolution -I'll get over it
Monday Morning: 3 girls...3 guys....ONE BATHROOM.
"Did someone die in there?!" Evan yelled, pounding on the bathroom door.
"Relax Evan!" Jean's voice yelled back.
"Who died?" Scott asked, coming out of his room.
"No one." Kurt yawned.
"We got only an hour till school!" Rogue yelled.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Jean yelled, coming out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind her with only one eyelid covered with eye-shadow.
"Finally." Evan muttered.
"Aaaah!!! The door is stuck!" Kitty screamed.
"Phase through it genius!" Rogue yelled at her. Kurt laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Kitty said, miffed and blushing.
"Is the bathroom free yet?" Scott called from his room.
"No." Kurt answered.
"Well I gotta use it NOW." Scott called again.
"Dude, it's not free. Kitty just went in." Evan yelled back.
"Well tell her to get out NOW." Scott yelled.
"Scott, she's takin' a shower, yah really think valley-girl is gonna come out here in a towel?" Rogue yelled back, rolling her eyes...
"I wouldn't mind!" Kurt grinned.
"I HEARD THAT!" Kitty screamed.
...ten minutes passed with Scott's bickering...
"You better not be putting make up on in there!" Evan yelled.
"Oh like, relax..." Kitty yelled, phasing back out, hair wrapped in a towel.
"The door is still locked!" Evan whined.
"Oh, not a problem!" Kitty smiled, grabbing Rogue's gloved hand and pulling her into the bathroom.
"HEY WAIT A SECOND! I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE 6 THIS MORNING!" Evan yelled, pounding on the door.
"You wait, you lose." Rogue said simply as Kitty phased out of the bathroom.
"Man this sucks!" Kurt growled.
"Hey, why didn't you appear in there before Kitty?!" Evan asked. Kurt blinked, then cursed loudly, kicking the wall.
"Don't, you'll put a hole in the wall." Scott warned.
"Too late." Kurt fumed.
"Is the bathroom open now?" Scott growled.
"Nope. Rogue's in." Evan sighed.
"Dammit, I have to use the bathroom." Scott hissed.
"Well you're going to have to wait because I'm in there next." Evan growled.
"I don't think so!" Kurt spun around, yelling at Evan.
"Yeah, I do! Don't mess with me at 7 in the morning Kurt!" Evan warned.
"I'm not afraid of you!" Kurt growled.
"Oh yeah?" Evan asked.
"JA!" Kurt yelled, glaring at him.
"Guys..." Scott looked at both. "To settle this reasonably...I think I should go next...because I HAVE to go next...because I am the TEAM LEADER...and I DESERVE to go next...and-OW!" Scott would continue but Evan and Kurt jumped on him at the same time.
"Alright, ah'm out an' the door is fixed-what the hell?" Rogue stared at the three on the floor. "Never mind...ah'll go to my room now." Rogue walked past the three quickly.
"Dude, she's out?" Scott asked.
"Stop saying dude." Evan growled.
"Yes." Kurt answered.
Pause....moment of silence....
