Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Tekken stylee

Chapter 2: let the game begin…heheheheheee…



Devil: If any viewers out there are wondering what in the world happened to the previous host of this show, I can answer that for you.

*He taps his stomach. *

C. Tarrant: *from inside Devil's belly * Aah! Help me! Get me out of here!

Devil: Are you sure? Do you want to go 50/50?

C. Tarrant: *from inside Devil's belly * I'll phone a friend!

Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Ooh a playmate! Cheers Devil!

Devil: That's all right.

*He returns his attention to Gon. *

Devil: Gon, are you ready to play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Gon: Grrraaa!

Devil: OK then! Let's play!

(Little interval doodly music.)

Devil: For £100, tell me what colour is Panda's bow? Is it:

Purple polka dots with green and yellow stripes

Red lace with big blue beads

Yellow

Non existent

Gon: *hitting panel with nose * Grrraaa!

Devil: You have chosen c…and you're correct you've won £100.

*Gon dances about. Everyone else is gobsmacked. *

Hwoarang: Ah shit the dinosaur is smart…

Jin: We'll be here till the next fucking Stone Age rolls round at this rate!

1 Time passes…

Devil: And now for £1,000, 000…

Jin: *yelling * You little fucker Gon! Smart Ass!

Hwoarang: I back that!

Devil: Shut up! Anywho…for £1,000, 000, can you tell me which physicist used Planck's quantum theory to explain the photoelectric effect, in which charged particles such as electrons are emitted from certain materials when electromagnetic radiation strikes the materials? Is it:

Hermann Muller

Albert Einstein

Hermann von Helmholtz

Gustav Robert Kirchhoff

Hwoarang: He'd have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out…

Gon: Grrraaa rraaa rrrraaa!

*He hits the panel with his nose. *

Devil: You've chosen B…which is…CORRECT! You've just won £1,000,000!

*Gon dances around very happily. Everyone else is shocked beyond belief. Devil hands him a cheque and he leaves with a cigar in his mouth and surrounded by blonde supermodels. *

Jin: A fucking loaded dinosaur…well…that's the most stupid thing ever…

Hwoarang: Yeah…now don't that just beat all?

Jin: *he's lost it again * THIS IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS!! We're getting our fucking asses kicked in by a dinosaur that's just under two feet bloody tall!

Hwoarang: Here he goes…again…

Jin: *mad man, mad man * that shit-sniffing cock-sucking fucker gimpy dick- assed wanker of all fuckers and retards!

Xiaoyu: Jin…chill out…

Jin: *he gone completely bonkers * Shut your fucking trap you fucking bitch whore cunt shit-brained slapper dog-raping Julia-bonking ass wiped slut!

Hwoarang: Ooh…you pissed him off…

*Vonnie is laughing her ass off in the audience. *

Hwoarang: And at least this entertains the masses.

Devil: And I am so thankful that this is being played after the watershed.

*Keelz leaps down to Jin and covers his mouth with her hand. *

Keelz: You'd better shut up before you embarrass yourself Jin…

*Jin mumbles something. She removes her hand. *

Keelz: What?

Jin: I wouldn't have to go mad if that f…

*She puts her hand back quickly. *

Keelz: Don't wanna hear it.

Devil: If you can shut him up by all means stick around and do so. I really can't have him interrupting me again with his angered outbursts. We must find our next contestant!

Vonnie: *from the audience, slightly peeved * Hey! No fair! How comes she gets to go and stay with Jin! T_T

Hwoarang: *flops over * Aah! My waist! I can't sit up! Need help!

Devil: Come on then. But keep him quiet too.

*Vonnie very happily takes up the offer and sits with Hwoarang, but not before he tapes Keelz' hands to Jin's face. *

Hwoarang: That'll shut him up.

Devil: Can I continue!

Hwoarang: Yep.

Devil: Right. To be in the next round you have to put these four items in order of their usefulness…*quickly * paperclips, elastic bands, staples, pins.

*After several seconds everyone is finished. *

Devil: Right…now…to find out what order they're in…you'll have to tune in after these commercials.

Commercial break #2: A 10ft pole and a scarf the survival kit ideal for people whose cannibalistic fathers like to eat their necks.

Which is the most useful out of the four items of junk? Who will be up for the hot seat next? Will Keelz ever get her hands un-taped from Jin's mouth? Does she want to be un-taped from Jin's mouth? Will we ever find out why Heihachi endorses Huggies?!!?

Yes…I know…it's all very odd…this has a higher rating than part 1 for obvious reasons. We couldn't resist adding ourselves in. Can ya blame us! Honestly! Next part up soonies!