Disclaimer- I do not own Escaflowne or any of the characters in it, however I do own the author (because I'm the author) and I also own Matt. So if anybody wants to use him in your fics please ask me. Oh, and i'm sorry to say, but not all of this is posted, but you can see the rest of the things later on.
The Prank
Folken walks into the dragonslayer's dorm. (I'm just going to call it a dorm) "Okay everyone gather around. Emperor Dornkirk (E. D) wants to introduce a new program, it's called story time. (groans) I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Continuing on, every night around this time I will come here and we will share some stories about our past with each other, so we can all become better friends" Folken shuttered at that last statement. "We might as well get this over with…hmm…why don't you go first Dilandau. It comes to my understanding that you had some very unique experiences as a child."
"Yes, as a matter of fact I did." Dilandau stated. "Before I became captain of you guys I went to a boarding school."
"Yeah so, all of us went to some kind of school" Giumel replied. Dilandau was about to smack Giumel but Folken glared at him so he didn't…wait sorry…Dilly did slap Giumel because Folken being unused to displaying human emotion was unable to register an expression before Giumel got slapped.
"Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted *glares at Giumel* I led the life of any regular child that went to my school…"
"Permission to interrupt sir"
"Permission granted Chesta"
"Thank you sir. From what I remember you didn't exactly lead the approved lifestyle for student's at our school, you were always pulling pranks with that friend of yours."
"Yes I was, that is why tonight's story is about the biggest prank that ever happened in all of Zaibach."
Folken groans "Please tell me this isn't about the time you and Matt set those dogs loose in Naria and Eryia's room."
"No this is isn't that story"
"Good"
"This was the biggest prank Matt and I ever pulled. It was also the last Dorny had us permanently separated after it happened. It happened the night Emperor Dornkirk (Dorny) visited our school. (Chesta groans) all of the students were on their best behavior. Even me and Matt…of course we had to be, we were still in trouble for what happened before parent's night."
"What happened?" everyone asked.
"We had snuck into the kitchen's after lights out and took all the food out of the kitchens threw half of it into the river and fed the other half to the animals in the science lab. But not before drugging it with that stuff the nurse gives you when you are constipated. We then took all the animals and set them loose in the dorms. *Dilly grins at the memory* Those were the days"
"No they weren't! Do you know how hard it is to get mouse diarrhea out of your hair!" Chesta screamed.
"Calm down Chesta! Now back to my story."
So what is Dilly's story, and why was it so bad that it got him and his friend permanently separated? I know I could have made this a one-shot but I didn't feel like it so until part two (I'll finish it then I promise) until then please R&R
The Prank
Folken walks into the dragonslayer's dorm. (I'm just going to call it a dorm) "Okay everyone gather around. Emperor Dornkirk (E. D) wants to introduce a new program, it's called story time. (groans) I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Continuing on, every night around this time I will come here and we will share some stories about our past with each other, so we can all become better friends" Folken shuttered at that last statement. "We might as well get this over with…hmm…why don't you go first Dilandau. It comes to my understanding that you had some very unique experiences as a child."
"Yes, as a matter of fact I did." Dilandau stated. "Before I became captain of you guys I went to a boarding school."
"Yeah so, all of us went to some kind of school" Giumel replied. Dilandau was about to smack Giumel but Folken glared at him so he didn't…wait sorry…Dilly did slap Giumel because Folken being unused to displaying human emotion was unable to register an expression before Giumel got slapped.
"Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted *glares at Giumel* I led the life of any regular child that went to my school…"
"Permission to interrupt sir"
"Permission granted Chesta"
"Thank you sir. From what I remember you didn't exactly lead the approved lifestyle for student's at our school, you were always pulling pranks with that friend of yours."
"Yes I was, that is why tonight's story is about the biggest prank that ever happened in all of Zaibach."
Folken groans "Please tell me this isn't about the time you and Matt set those dogs loose in Naria and Eryia's room."
"No this is isn't that story"
"Good"
"This was the biggest prank Matt and I ever pulled. It was also the last Dorny had us permanently separated after it happened. It happened the night Emperor Dornkirk (Dorny) visited our school. (Chesta groans) all of the students were on their best behavior. Even me and Matt…of course we had to be, we were still in trouble for what happened before parent's night."
"What happened?" everyone asked.
"We had snuck into the kitchen's after lights out and took all the food out of the kitchens threw half of it into the river and fed the other half to the animals in the science lab. But not before drugging it with that stuff the nurse gives you when you are constipated. We then took all the animals and set them loose in the dorms. *Dilly grins at the memory* Those were the days"
"No they weren't! Do you know how hard it is to get mouse diarrhea out of your hair!" Chesta screamed.
"Calm down Chesta! Now back to my story."
So what is Dilly's story, and why was it so bad that it got him and his friend permanently separated? I know I could have made this a one-shot but I didn't feel like it so until part two (I'll finish it then I promise) until then please R&R
