The Prank pt2
Folken walked into the Dragon Slayer's dorm the next night.
"Hello everyone, *looks around* does any one think they can out do last night's story *waits about one second*…didn't think so. So I guess I will be leaving." Folken walks quickly toward the door.
"Not so fast Strategoes, I still have more stories to tell."
*Folken under his breath* "Oh, goody. *rolls eyes*"
"Now this is the tale of mine, Matt's and Kana's second prank together"
"Why aren't you going in order Dilandau-sama?" Chesta inquired. Dilandau slapped him.
"Because I don't want to!" Dilly responded. "Getting back to the story. This is about the time me, Matt and Kana destroyed the boy's bathroom…we weren't planning on destroying it…but that's what happened."
"What were you trying to do?" Dalet asked.
"We were trying to find the secret passage that was rumored to exist inside the stall of no return."
"If it was secret how did people know it was there?" Gatti wondered out loud.
"What do you mean the stall of no return?" Viole questioned.
"About the first question, there had been rumors going around for years about a secret passage in the boys bathroom. Many people have looked for it but none have actually found it…we decided that it was our turn to try. Chesta *Chesta looked up* you can tell them about the stall of no return."
Chesta started to talk. "The stall of no return is…well a toilet stall…well its actually the toilet that is evil not the stall."
"How can a toilet be evil?" Migel asked the question everyone was wondering about.
"It wasn't always evil…it became evil after the cornflake incident."
"The what?!" everybody except Dilandau screamed.
"The cornflake incident…it was when…*Dilly interrupts*"
"Don't tell them about that! I am flying in a guest speaker for that little part of school history!"
"Dornkirk never said you could bring in guests *Folken said rather hurriedly*"
"Well he never said I couldn't now did he" Dilandau stated.
"No he didn't" Folken grumbled disappointed with that fact that Dilly had found a loop hole.
Chesta, "Umm, Dilandau-sama. Can I continue telling them about the evil toilet? *Dilly nodded* okay, like I said the toilet wasn't always evil, it just became that way after the cornflake incident. The toilet was given the title of evil because anyone who sat on it was given major diarrhea."
"Coincidence, and that isn't that evil…grandma's cookies did the same thing to us" Biore stated.
"No you don't understand that wasn't the evil part of the toilet. The evil part is when you are going the toilet amplifies the smell until you think you are going to faint, and then when you are done with that torture there is never any toilet paper in the dispenser…even if you made sure there was some there in the first place!" *everyone screams like a bunch of girls…except Dilly…of course*
"Okay I'll give it to you the toilet is evil…but how did the cornflake incident make it that way?" Biore asked after he stopped screaming. Dilly cocked an eyebrow
"Maybe we'll find that out when our guest speaker arrives tomorrow…" *Folken interrupts*
"Now that tonight's story is over I need to go…and…err…clean my cape…yes that's it!" *Folken runs toward the door*
"Not so fast Strategoes…that wasn't the story. That was only part of it…now onto the actual story. Like I have said a few times before, Kana had heard rumors about a secret passage in the boys bathroom, and she though that she had pinpointed its location."
"Where did she think it was?" Guimel asked.
"She thought it was inside the stall of no return"
"Why?" no one specific asked.
"Because that was the only place no one ever checked?"
"Why couldn't they check it? I mean it's only a bathroom stall."
"The bathrooms are a whole lot bigger there than here on the vione. And since people were scared of the toilet no one ever went into the stall, and because the stall is so big it is impossible for someone to just do one glance around the room…especially if you are looking for something that would be so well hidden. So we decided to go and look for the passage one night when we didn't have any homework, and when everyone else would be busy. That chance came when the Zaibach sorcerers came to recruit some of the older kids, and to tell the kids about future careers that might be offered to them. This event was not mandatory, but everyone was planning on going anyway…its not like there was a lot to do at the school in the first place."
"What do you mean there was nothing to do?! Because I heard that Dun university offered more alternate actives than any other school on Gaea." Folken stated.
"Well you were obviously miss informed. Because to my recollection the only other activities offered during assemblies was a study hall or the when you know you have been bad seminar, and trust me Matt and I had already been to that thing way too much. So we decided to skip both things."
"How did you get out of both?" Chesta asked, "Because if I remember properly if a person didn't show up to anything on those days all the teachers would be out for blood…literally."
"Kana was our alibi, being the top student she was allowed to do things the rest of us students could only dream about. Like skipping out of boring assemblies. Being the best friends of the top student has its advantages, and I could go on that forever, but that is a different topic and can be described more thoroughly later. But getting back on track. We skipped the assembly and started to ready the materials needed for the search."
"How did you know what materials were required? Was that going around the rumor mill as well?"
"No, we had already planned everything the night before, Kana had also pinpointed the location of all the materials."
"Where did she get the time to do all this?"
"Remember she was top student."
"But that doesn't mean they get less work."
"No, it doesn't but it does mean that they get it done a lot faster."
"oh"
"So we started to gather the necessary equipment. Rope, a rubber bouncy ball, and anchor, air freshener, toilet paper, matches, scented candles, lotion, and some food."
"Huh? Why do you need all that stuff?"
"*sigh* I'll explain everything. First of all the rope so if we did find a way into the passage we would be able to find our way back out. Because you see the passages were like mazes with only one way out."
"So each passage was in itself a huge maze?"
"Yep, the founders did that so nobody would be tempted to go into the passages, and also if any intruders would get into the building they would somehow hopefully end up in a secret passage and get horribly lost. But back to the list. The rubber bouncy ball was used to determine of there were any sudden drops ahead in the passage. The anchor was actually the toilet, it was just used to secure the rope. The toilet paper to be used as a trail marker, we found out the hard way not to use the cafeteria food…the hard way we learned that was the day of our other pranks we found out that the teachers can smell the stuff a mile away…and that the smell is very hard to get out of your clothing…I don't know how Kana can do it she hardly ever got dirty or smelly when us guys did…well she was top student after all…sorry I got carried away *suddenly a large bird appears and picks up Dilandau and carries him away…just kidding…it was two large birds…and yes I am kidding*. Matches to light the candles with. Candles were used as a light source. Lotion in case anyone got stuck inside something. And food in case we got hungry...or to ward off any mutant mice…don't ask. That is it for the equipment now on to what happened. After gathering the stuff we snuck into the boy's bathroom, once inside we realized that this was actually the girls bathroom, so me and Matt made a beeline for the door while Kana flopped onto the leather sofa and turned on the T.V. Upon hearing the T.V. turn on we did the how come you guys get a T.V. thing and sat down to watch it for a few minutes (don't ask me how they have T.V.s on Gaea, they just do.) because we were ahead of schedule. Kana then went to the fridge and pulled out some soft drinks for us. We were getting ready to leave the girl's b-room when Kana told us that she knew a shorter route. So us being the lazy people we are decided to try this new route…I mean can you really blame us for not wanting to walk out the door and then walk another 5 whole feet just to get to the boy's b-room… *everyone in the room shook their head no…except Folken…but that's his problem, not ours* I didn't think so. We were also wondering why there would be a passage from the girl's bathroom to the boy's bathroom, and why she knew about it. So we asked her and her reply was that why wouldn't there be a passage of that type, and of course all the girls knew about it. After that reply we were afraid to ask about what other kinds of secret passages there were that only the girls knew about…because the boys certainly didn't know about any. Kana must have read our expressions because the next thing she said was that, no there are no other secret passages that only the girls know about…except the one that goes from the girl's dorm to the boy's locker room. *Matt fainted* she then proceeded to say that the girls know of no such thing *Matt revived* herself on the other hand *Matt fainted once again* she said she was kidding, and poured water on Matt to get him to wake up…then kept pouring water on him after he revived, she then proceeded to ask him when was the last time he had, had a bath…he said that he had had one on Sunday…it was Friday…Kana then threw Matt into a shower and told him to wash up…he did. Know smelling clean and minty fresh we were ready to go to the boy's bathroom. The passage from the girl's b-room to the boy's was located behind a picture of the first head mistress of the school. The actual passage was four and a half feet long, thus saving our lazy bodies half a foot of walking distance…of which we were thankful. Unfortunately for us guys it was a one way passage so we would most likely never again see the inside of the girl's bathroom. *darn* *sing to the chorus of Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its off to work we go*"
Di Do Di Do
It's off to the boys bathroom we go
Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo
Li Lo Li Lo
Its off to trouble we go
A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh
A Oh A Oh
The teacher's going to be mad we know
Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo
Wi Wo Wi Wo
We are never going to get out of this one
Di Do Di Do Di Do Di Do Di Do Di Do Di
Di Do Di Do
It's off to the boy's bathroom we go
Insane whistling *pretend its an electric guitar*
"The passage ends inside the stall of no return"
"So that's why there was always a ton of giggling coming from that stall" Chesta said.
"Why what did you think it was an evil hair dresser come to give you a decent haircut shroom-boy?" Guimel scoffed.
"Look who's talking sheep-boy" Dallet defended his friend.
"Well at least I don't stare at myself in a mirror all day holding a rose telling myself how beautiful I am." Viole glared at Dallet.
"Excuse me fro-boy at least I don't look like I have a brown rats nest in my hair" Rynoon stated.
"Harry Potter wanna be"
"That's enough!" Folken interrupted the name calling and stood up. "Why don't we get this over with as quickly and painlessly ass possible, because unlike you guys I have a life that I need to get back to" Folken glared around the room, almost as if challenging somebody to make a snide comment about him…somebody did.
"Stiff!!" everyone in the room shouted at Folken, then they started the name calling up again. Folken sighed and sat back down.
"Quiet!!" Dilandau shouted. "I do want to finish my story tonight! *everyone quieted down immediately* thank you. Now back to the story. We entered the stall from the passage, the passage was behind the painting of the school's founding father. There were four other paintings in the room, all of them were pictures of founding fathers. We each decided to glance around the room Matt and I trying to stay as far away from the toilet as we could, while Kana in all her stupidity was right beside it. We pulled her away from the toilet but all that that accomplished was making her think we were crazy…not that she needed any help. Kana wanted to get in closer to the toilet but us guys wouldn't let her. She finally pulled away from us and walked right up to the toilet and started to investigate around it, she questioned many things like the toilet the dispenser and even the flushing system. That idiotic girl even started to doink around with inside of the toilet. We asked her what she was thinking and didn't she know that the toilet was evil. But all she said was that this was an excellent opportunity to experiment with a supposedly evil toilet, and she said that nothing was truly good or evil it was just what they made of it, so maybe the toilet wasn't really evil, but people only said it was because they didn't know what to make of it. Maybe somebody who had good thoughts or just didn't think that the toilet was evil wouldn't get the same effect as the person who did think the toilet was evil. Upon seeing that we weren't listening to her she said that she thought that she found the key to the passage. She then took the toilet paper out of the bag and placed it in the empty dispenser…no one used the toilet so no one ever put more tp in it. The dispenser automatically latched on to the roll. Kana then took the cover off of the toilet and pushed the rubber ball into the tube that refilled the water chamber so it wouldn't get anymore water into it. She then took a match and a candle lit the candle and melted wax onto the ball and tube to secure it. She then flushed the toilet making the water chamber empty out and because the ball and wax was covering the tube where the water came in no more water came into the chamber. Once all the water drained out Kana started to investigate the toilet a little more thoroughly. She pressed a button she found along the side of the tank and then she pressed another button and another in a sequence only she could see. There were a total of eleven buttons in the toilet Kana pressed ten of them. We asked her why she only pressed eleven her answer was that there was always one fake in the code. Then we asked her why she thought there was a code, and she said that these things were always protected…otherwise it wouldn't be a secret she said. Once she had pressed ten of the buttons the toilet paper dispenser pulled the toilet paper into the wall leaving an empty hole where the toilet paper and dispenser had gone…don't ask me how she knew this would happen…she is just really smart okay…okay."
Folken walked into the Dragon Slayer's dorm the next night.
"Hello everyone, *looks around* does any one think they can out do last night's story *waits about one second*…didn't think so. So I guess I will be leaving." Folken walks quickly toward the door.
"Not so fast Strategoes, I still have more stories to tell."
*Folken under his breath* "Oh, goody. *rolls eyes*"
"Now this is the tale of mine, Matt's and Kana's second prank together"
"Why aren't you going in order Dilandau-sama?" Chesta inquired. Dilandau slapped him.
"Because I don't want to!" Dilly responded. "Getting back to the story. This is about the time me, Matt and Kana destroyed the boy's bathroom…we weren't planning on destroying it…but that's what happened."
"What were you trying to do?" Dalet asked.
"We were trying to find the secret passage that was rumored to exist inside the stall of no return."
"If it was secret how did people know it was there?" Gatti wondered out loud.
"What do you mean the stall of no return?" Viole questioned.
"About the first question, there had been rumors going around for years about a secret passage in the boys bathroom. Many people have looked for it but none have actually found it…we decided that it was our turn to try. Chesta *Chesta looked up* you can tell them about the stall of no return."
Chesta started to talk. "The stall of no return is…well a toilet stall…well its actually the toilet that is evil not the stall."
"How can a toilet be evil?" Migel asked the question everyone was wondering about.
"It wasn't always evil…it became evil after the cornflake incident."
"The what?!" everybody except Dilandau screamed.
"The cornflake incident…it was when…*Dilly interrupts*"
"Don't tell them about that! I am flying in a guest speaker for that little part of school history!"
"Dornkirk never said you could bring in guests *Folken said rather hurriedly*"
"Well he never said I couldn't now did he" Dilandau stated.
"No he didn't" Folken grumbled disappointed with that fact that Dilly had found a loop hole.
Chesta, "Umm, Dilandau-sama. Can I continue telling them about the evil toilet? *Dilly nodded* okay, like I said the toilet wasn't always evil, it just became that way after the cornflake incident. The toilet was given the title of evil because anyone who sat on it was given major diarrhea."
"Coincidence, and that isn't that evil…grandma's cookies did the same thing to us" Biore stated.
"No you don't understand that wasn't the evil part of the toilet. The evil part is when you are going the toilet amplifies the smell until you think you are going to faint, and then when you are done with that torture there is never any toilet paper in the dispenser…even if you made sure there was some there in the first place!" *everyone screams like a bunch of girls…except Dilly…of course*
"Okay I'll give it to you the toilet is evil…but how did the cornflake incident make it that way?" Biore asked after he stopped screaming. Dilly cocked an eyebrow
"Maybe we'll find that out when our guest speaker arrives tomorrow…" *Folken interrupts*
"Now that tonight's story is over I need to go…and…err…clean my cape…yes that's it!" *Folken runs toward the door*
"Not so fast Strategoes…that wasn't the story. That was only part of it…now onto the actual story. Like I have said a few times before, Kana had heard rumors about a secret passage in the boys bathroom, and she though that she had pinpointed its location."
"Where did she think it was?" Guimel asked.
"She thought it was inside the stall of no return"
"Why?" no one specific asked.
"Because that was the only place no one ever checked?"
"Why couldn't they check it? I mean it's only a bathroom stall."
"The bathrooms are a whole lot bigger there than here on the vione. And since people were scared of the toilet no one ever went into the stall, and because the stall is so big it is impossible for someone to just do one glance around the room…especially if you are looking for something that would be so well hidden. So we decided to go and look for the passage one night when we didn't have any homework, and when everyone else would be busy. That chance came when the Zaibach sorcerers came to recruit some of the older kids, and to tell the kids about future careers that might be offered to them. This event was not mandatory, but everyone was planning on going anyway…its not like there was a lot to do at the school in the first place."
"What do you mean there was nothing to do?! Because I heard that Dun university offered more alternate actives than any other school on Gaea." Folken stated.
"Well you were obviously miss informed. Because to my recollection the only other activities offered during assemblies was a study hall or the when you know you have been bad seminar, and trust me Matt and I had already been to that thing way too much. So we decided to skip both things."
"How did you get out of both?" Chesta asked, "Because if I remember properly if a person didn't show up to anything on those days all the teachers would be out for blood…literally."
"Kana was our alibi, being the top student she was allowed to do things the rest of us students could only dream about. Like skipping out of boring assemblies. Being the best friends of the top student has its advantages, and I could go on that forever, but that is a different topic and can be described more thoroughly later. But getting back on track. We skipped the assembly and started to ready the materials needed for the search."
"How did you know what materials were required? Was that going around the rumor mill as well?"
"No, we had already planned everything the night before, Kana had also pinpointed the location of all the materials."
"Where did she get the time to do all this?"
"Remember she was top student."
"But that doesn't mean they get less work."
"No, it doesn't but it does mean that they get it done a lot faster."
"oh"
"So we started to gather the necessary equipment. Rope, a rubber bouncy ball, and anchor, air freshener, toilet paper, matches, scented candles, lotion, and some food."
"Huh? Why do you need all that stuff?"
"*sigh* I'll explain everything. First of all the rope so if we did find a way into the passage we would be able to find our way back out. Because you see the passages were like mazes with only one way out."
"So each passage was in itself a huge maze?"
"Yep, the founders did that so nobody would be tempted to go into the passages, and also if any intruders would get into the building they would somehow hopefully end up in a secret passage and get horribly lost. But back to the list. The rubber bouncy ball was used to determine of there were any sudden drops ahead in the passage. The anchor was actually the toilet, it was just used to secure the rope. The toilet paper to be used as a trail marker, we found out the hard way not to use the cafeteria food…the hard way we learned that was the day of our other pranks we found out that the teachers can smell the stuff a mile away…and that the smell is very hard to get out of your clothing…I don't know how Kana can do it she hardly ever got dirty or smelly when us guys did…well she was top student after all…sorry I got carried away *suddenly a large bird appears and picks up Dilandau and carries him away…just kidding…it was two large birds…and yes I am kidding*. Matches to light the candles with. Candles were used as a light source. Lotion in case anyone got stuck inside something. And food in case we got hungry...or to ward off any mutant mice…don't ask. That is it for the equipment now on to what happened. After gathering the stuff we snuck into the boy's bathroom, once inside we realized that this was actually the girls bathroom, so me and Matt made a beeline for the door while Kana flopped onto the leather sofa and turned on the T.V. Upon hearing the T.V. turn on we did the how come you guys get a T.V. thing and sat down to watch it for a few minutes (don't ask me how they have T.V.s on Gaea, they just do.) because we were ahead of schedule. Kana then went to the fridge and pulled out some soft drinks for us. We were getting ready to leave the girl's b-room when Kana told us that she knew a shorter route. So us being the lazy people we are decided to try this new route…I mean can you really blame us for not wanting to walk out the door and then walk another 5 whole feet just to get to the boy's b-room… *everyone in the room shook their head no…except Folken…but that's his problem, not ours* I didn't think so. We were also wondering why there would be a passage from the girl's bathroom to the boy's bathroom, and why she knew about it. So we asked her and her reply was that why wouldn't there be a passage of that type, and of course all the girls knew about it. After that reply we were afraid to ask about what other kinds of secret passages there were that only the girls knew about…because the boys certainly didn't know about any. Kana must have read our expressions because the next thing she said was that, no there are no other secret passages that only the girls know about…except the one that goes from the girl's dorm to the boy's locker room. *Matt fainted* she then proceeded to say that the girls know of no such thing *Matt revived* herself on the other hand *Matt fainted once again* she said she was kidding, and poured water on Matt to get him to wake up…then kept pouring water on him after he revived, she then proceeded to ask him when was the last time he had, had a bath…he said that he had had one on Sunday…it was Friday…Kana then threw Matt into a shower and told him to wash up…he did. Know smelling clean and minty fresh we were ready to go to the boy's bathroom. The passage from the girl's b-room to the boy's was located behind a picture of the first head mistress of the school. The actual passage was four and a half feet long, thus saving our lazy bodies half a foot of walking distance…of which we were thankful. Unfortunately for us guys it was a one way passage so we would most likely never again see the inside of the girl's bathroom. *darn* *sing to the chorus of Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its off to work we go*"
Di Do Di Do
It's off to the boys bathroom we go
Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo Li Lo
Li Lo Li Lo
Its off to trouble we go
A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh
A Oh A Oh
The teacher's going to be mad we know
Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo Wi Wo
Wi Wo Wi Wo
We are never going to get out of this one
Di Do Di Do Di Do Di Do Di Do Di Do Di
Di Do Di Do
It's off to the boy's bathroom we go
Insane whistling *pretend its an electric guitar*
"The passage ends inside the stall of no return"
"So that's why there was always a ton of giggling coming from that stall" Chesta said.
"Why what did you think it was an evil hair dresser come to give you a decent haircut shroom-boy?" Guimel scoffed.
"Look who's talking sheep-boy" Dallet defended his friend.
"Well at least I don't stare at myself in a mirror all day holding a rose telling myself how beautiful I am." Viole glared at Dallet.
"Excuse me fro-boy at least I don't look like I have a brown rats nest in my hair" Rynoon stated.
"Harry Potter wanna be"
"That's enough!" Folken interrupted the name calling and stood up. "Why don't we get this over with as quickly and painlessly ass possible, because unlike you guys I have a life that I need to get back to" Folken glared around the room, almost as if challenging somebody to make a snide comment about him…somebody did.
"Stiff!!" everyone in the room shouted at Folken, then they started the name calling up again. Folken sighed and sat back down.
"Quiet!!" Dilandau shouted. "I do want to finish my story tonight! *everyone quieted down immediately* thank you. Now back to the story. We entered the stall from the passage, the passage was behind the painting of the school's founding father. There were four other paintings in the room, all of them were pictures of founding fathers. We each decided to glance around the room Matt and I trying to stay as far away from the toilet as we could, while Kana in all her stupidity was right beside it. We pulled her away from the toilet but all that that accomplished was making her think we were crazy…not that she needed any help. Kana wanted to get in closer to the toilet but us guys wouldn't let her. She finally pulled away from us and walked right up to the toilet and started to investigate around it, she questioned many things like the toilet the dispenser and even the flushing system. That idiotic girl even started to doink around with inside of the toilet. We asked her what she was thinking and didn't she know that the toilet was evil. But all she said was that this was an excellent opportunity to experiment with a supposedly evil toilet, and she said that nothing was truly good or evil it was just what they made of it, so maybe the toilet wasn't really evil, but people only said it was because they didn't know what to make of it. Maybe somebody who had good thoughts or just didn't think that the toilet was evil wouldn't get the same effect as the person who did think the toilet was evil. Upon seeing that we weren't listening to her she said that she thought that she found the key to the passage. She then took the toilet paper out of the bag and placed it in the empty dispenser…no one used the toilet so no one ever put more tp in it. The dispenser automatically latched on to the roll. Kana then took the cover off of the toilet and pushed the rubber ball into the tube that refilled the water chamber so it wouldn't get anymore water into it. She then took a match and a candle lit the candle and melted wax onto the ball and tube to secure it. She then flushed the toilet making the water chamber empty out and because the ball and wax was covering the tube where the water came in no more water came into the chamber. Once all the water drained out Kana started to investigate the toilet a little more thoroughly. She pressed a button she found along the side of the tank and then she pressed another button and another in a sequence only she could see. There were a total of eleven buttons in the toilet Kana pressed ten of them. We asked her why she only pressed eleven her answer was that there was always one fake in the code. Then we asked her why she thought there was a code, and she said that these things were always protected…otherwise it wouldn't be a secret she said. Once she had pressed ten of the buttons the toilet paper dispenser pulled the toilet paper into the wall leaving an empty hole where the toilet paper and dispenser had gone…don't ask me how she knew this would happen…she is just really smart okay…okay."
