The Cornflake incident

Folken walked into the dragonslayer's dorm room.

"Hello welcome to our third night of torture. Yes I said torture,

there are very many constructive things I could be doing right now

but I'm not. And do you want to know what? Well I am going to tell

you I could be dyeing my wings a different color, I still haven't

cleaned my cape, or even coming up with more new technology. But

no, I have to come into this room and listen to stories about your

demented childhoods. *Chesta starts to cry* I'm sorry, please don't

cry. I'll stop complaining now."

"You will?" Chesta asked Folken with puppy eyes out in full

force.

"Yes I will. Dilandau you might as well get on with tonight's

story."

"I would, but like I said before, I am not doing tonight's story."

Folken starts to dance.

"Then who is?" Suddenly there is a really loud noise in the

vione.

"Her." Dilandau says pointing at the person coming out of the

ship.

"Hello everyone, I am Kana and according to Dilly, I get to tell

you tonight's story."

"How do you know about story time?" Folken asked.
"I came up with it, I thought that it would be a nice little thing

to do at night so people who work together would get a better chance

to know each other…Folkie…can I call you Folkie?" Folken decided

that he didn't want a fight and shook his head in agreement. "Okay

Folkie, because I heard that you don't really like my idea so I will

keep it short and sweet. I shall be talking about the cornflake

incident that happened at Dun University."

"How many incidents could there be?" Migel wondered. Kana

ignored his comment and continued on with her story.

"It happened many years before Dilly, Matt and I went to the

school. Tonight I shall try to relay all of the information that I learned

during my snooping years. Now no one really knows what actually

happened, probably because everyone involved was afraid to confess

to destroying a perfectly good toilet, but it could have just been that

they were embarrassed. The most common piece of info is that

someone stole some cornflakes from the kitchen and took them into

the bathroom to eat, but then a teacher walked in and he got scared

and tried to flush the cornflakes, but they got stuck at various places

in the pipe clogging the system and causing the problems. But that

sounds rather drab to me so here is my altered version of the most

common version. I do believe that the person did steal the

cornflakes, but I do not believe that they were regular cornflakes. I

believe that they were grown in the science lab as a fate alteration experiment and made evil. Then they were accidentally placed into

the produce bin…or maybe it was a prank, but then they were ground

into cornflakes. Placed in a innocently marked box waiting for it's first

victim. That victim's name is confidential…meaning that I do not yet

know it. But that poor kid looking for a late night snack stumbled

upon the cornflakes and took them to the bathroom for his munching

pleasure. He sat down on the sanitized toilet seat and pulled out his

bowl. Then suddenly a teacher walks in catching him off guard. Not

wanting to be found with food the kid flushes the cornflakes. But as

they go down the evilness dissolves from the cornflakes and is

absorbed into the walls of the toilet…and that's where it stayed. So

that is my theory of the cornflake incident. If any of you have any

questions please ask the wall and leave me alone. Thank you." Kana

doesn't say anything for a few minutes, she just sits there staring at

her audience and they just sit there staring right back at her.

"I think she's done" Dallet whispers to Folken.

"I think your right, but I just want to be sure." Folken whispers

back. Nobody says anything for the next few minutes. Then Folken

stands up.

"I would like to thank you for your time, and your short story.

Unlike some people here you know how to get to the point of your

topic without retelling in in ten different ways each time." Folken

shakes Kana's hand. "You are welcome to stay here for a few nights if you would like to."

"Thank you, I would enjoying staying here." Kana is led to one

of the guest rooms on the fortress.

"That is all for tonight folks. Come back and see what tomorrow

night brings."