The Cornflake incident
Folken walked into the dragonslayer's dorm room.
"Hello welcome to our third night of torture. Yes I said torture,
there are very many constructive things I could be doing right now
but I'm not. And do you want to know what? Well I am going to tell
you I could be dyeing my wings a different color, I still haven't
cleaned my cape, or even coming up with more new technology. But
no, I have to come into this room and listen to stories about your
demented childhoods. *Chesta starts to cry* I'm sorry, please don't
cry. I'll stop complaining now."
"You will?" Chesta asked Folken with puppy eyes out in full
force.
"Yes I will. Dilandau you might as well get on with tonight's
story."
"I would, but like I said before, I am not doing tonight's story."
Folken starts to dance.
"Then who is?" Suddenly there is a really loud noise in the
vione.
"Her." Dilandau says pointing at the person coming out of the
ship.
"Hello everyone, I am Kana and according to Dilly, I get to tell
you tonight's story."
"How do you know about story time?" Folken asked.
"I came up with it, I thought that it would be a nice little thing
to do at night so people who work together would get a better chance
to know each other…Folkie…can I call you Folkie?" Folken decided
that he didn't want a fight and shook his head in agreement. "Okay
Folkie, because I heard that you don't really like my idea so I will
keep it short and sweet. I shall be talking about the cornflake
incident that happened at Dun University."
"How many incidents could there be?" Migel wondered. Kana
ignored his comment and continued on with her story.
"It happened many years before Dilly, Matt and I went to the
school. Tonight I shall try to relay all of the information that I learned
during my snooping years. Now no one really knows what actually
happened, probably because everyone involved was afraid to confess
to destroying a perfectly good toilet, but it could have just been that
they were embarrassed. The most common piece of info is that
someone stole some cornflakes from the kitchen and took them into
the bathroom to eat, but then a teacher walked in and he got scared
and tried to flush the cornflakes, but they got stuck at various places
in the pipe clogging the system and causing the problems. But that
sounds rather drab to me so here is my altered version of the most
common version. I do believe that the person did steal the
cornflakes, but I do not believe that they were regular cornflakes. I
believe that they were grown in the science lab as a fate alteration experiment and made evil. Then they were accidentally placed into
the produce bin…or maybe it was a prank, but then they were ground
into cornflakes. Placed in a innocently marked box waiting for it's first
victim. That victim's name is confidential…meaning that I do not yet
know it. But that poor kid looking for a late night snack stumbled
upon the cornflakes and took them to the bathroom for his munching
pleasure. He sat down on the sanitized toilet seat and pulled out his
bowl. Then suddenly a teacher walks in catching him off guard. Not
wanting to be found with food the kid flushes the cornflakes. But as
they go down the evilness dissolves from the cornflakes and is
absorbed into the walls of the toilet…and that's where it stayed. So
that is my theory of the cornflake incident. If any of you have any
questions please ask the wall and leave me alone. Thank you." Kana
doesn't say anything for a few minutes, she just sits there staring at
her audience and they just sit there staring right back at her.
"I think she's done" Dallet whispers to Folken.
"I think your right, but I just want to be sure." Folken whispers
back. Nobody says anything for the next few minutes. Then Folken
stands up.
"I would like to thank you for your time, and your short story.
Unlike some people here you know how to get to the point of your
topic without retelling in in ten different ways each time." Folken
shakes Kana's hand. "You are welcome to stay here for a few nights if you would like to."
"Thank you, I would enjoying staying here." Kana is led to one
of the guest rooms on the fortress.
"That is all for tonight folks. Come back and see what tomorrow
night brings."
Folken walked into the dragonslayer's dorm room.
"Hello welcome to our third night of torture. Yes I said torture,
there are very many constructive things I could be doing right now
but I'm not. And do you want to know what? Well I am going to tell
you I could be dyeing my wings a different color, I still haven't
cleaned my cape, or even coming up with more new technology. But
no, I have to come into this room and listen to stories about your
demented childhoods. *Chesta starts to cry* I'm sorry, please don't
cry. I'll stop complaining now."
"You will?" Chesta asked Folken with puppy eyes out in full
force.
"Yes I will. Dilandau you might as well get on with tonight's
story."
"I would, but like I said before, I am not doing tonight's story."
Folken starts to dance.
"Then who is?" Suddenly there is a really loud noise in the
vione.
"Her." Dilandau says pointing at the person coming out of the
ship.
"Hello everyone, I am Kana and according to Dilly, I get to tell
you tonight's story."
"How do you know about story time?" Folken asked.
"I came up with it, I thought that it would be a nice little thing
to do at night so people who work together would get a better chance
to know each other…Folkie…can I call you Folkie?" Folken decided
that he didn't want a fight and shook his head in agreement. "Okay
Folkie, because I heard that you don't really like my idea so I will
keep it short and sweet. I shall be talking about the cornflake
incident that happened at Dun University."
"How many incidents could there be?" Migel wondered. Kana
ignored his comment and continued on with her story.
"It happened many years before Dilly, Matt and I went to the
school. Tonight I shall try to relay all of the information that I learned
during my snooping years. Now no one really knows what actually
happened, probably because everyone involved was afraid to confess
to destroying a perfectly good toilet, but it could have just been that
they were embarrassed. The most common piece of info is that
someone stole some cornflakes from the kitchen and took them into
the bathroom to eat, but then a teacher walked in and he got scared
and tried to flush the cornflakes, but they got stuck at various places
in the pipe clogging the system and causing the problems. But that
sounds rather drab to me so here is my altered version of the most
common version. I do believe that the person did steal the
cornflakes, but I do not believe that they were regular cornflakes. I
believe that they were grown in the science lab as a fate alteration experiment and made evil. Then they were accidentally placed into
the produce bin…or maybe it was a prank, but then they were ground
into cornflakes. Placed in a innocently marked box waiting for it's first
victim. That victim's name is confidential…meaning that I do not yet
know it. But that poor kid looking for a late night snack stumbled
upon the cornflakes and took them to the bathroom for his munching
pleasure. He sat down on the sanitized toilet seat and pulled out his
bowl. Then suddenly a teacher walks in catching him off guard. Not
wanting to be found with food the kid flushes the cornflakes. But as
they go down the evilness dissolves from the cornflakes and is
absorbed into the walls of the toilet…and that's where it stayed. So
that is my theory of the cornflake incident. If any of you have any
questions please ask the wall and leave me alone. Thank you." Kana
doesn't say anything for a few minutes, she just sits there staring at
her audience and they just sit there staring right back at her.
"I think she's done" Dallet whispers to Folken.
"I think your right, but I just want to be sure." Folken whispers
back. Nobody says anything for the next few minutes. Then Folken
stands up.
"I would like to thank you for your time, and your short story.
Unlike some people here you know how to get to the point of your
topic without retelling in in ten different ways each time." Folken
shakes Kana's hand. "You are welcome to stay here for a few nights if you would like to."
"Thank you, I would enjoying staying here." Kana is led to one
of the guest rooms on the fortress.
"That is all for tonight folks. Come back and see what tomorrow
night brings."
