1 The Fic That Is Too Stupid To Be Given A Name

By Serenty Rose

Cheesuz… I really wish I could say I was high when I wrote this, but unfortunately, I can't use that as an excuse, since I've never done drugs in my life.

Disclaimers: I don't own the g-boys, I just borrow them and make them to demented things.

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"Nuh uh!"

"Yuh uh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yuh huh!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"STAY OUT OF THIS!!!"

"Don't yell please…"

"SHUT UP, BLONDIE!"

Heero and Duo had been at it for at least a half hour now, screaming back and forth as the other's sat around, watching. Thus far, nothing had been achieved, except that Trowa's eye was now twitching horribly, Wufei's face was bright red with anger, and Quatre was curled up into a little frightened ball.

"Look, there's scientific evidence to prove…"

"Fuck scientific evidence, alright?! What Shinigami says goes, and I say…"

"Oh your ego is way too big, you know that, Bakagami!?"

"Oh… THAT was a real low-blow, Mr. Perfect Boner!"

"NANI YO!?"

"You heard me, PERFECT BONER!!!"

"OMEA O KORASU, BAKA!!!"

Duo stuck his tongue out.

Quatre piped in meekly from the corner, "Come on, you two, it's foolish to be fighting like this…"

Every head in the room turned to glare at the little Arabian, making him whimper and burrow further into the corner.

"Well how the hell do you explain THIS then!? HUH!?" Duo held up a chicken nugget from his Happy Meal.

"Pfft…"

"OH! YEAH! SHOT DOWN!"

Duo leapt up from his seat and began dancing around the room in a little victory dance. Trowa quickly leaned over the table and stole one of his chicken nuggets, quickly downing it, then glancing around innocently as if nothing had happened. Duo grinned triumphantly as he sat back down, blinking as he reached for his last nugget and found none there. He growled slightly and crossed his arms, narrowed eyes traveling accusingly around the table, landing on Heero.

"It was YOU, wasn't it!?"

"What?"

"You stole my chicken!"

"You idiot, why would I do something stupid like that?"

"Well, I don't know, maybe because you're JEALOUS!"

"Jealous?! What the hell are you talking about?!"

"You're jealous that my intellect is far supirior to yours!"

"Don't you mean INferior, baka?"

Duo growled again, body sprawling across the table as he aimed his hands for Heero's throat, ready to strangle him. Trowa and Wufei leapt up from their seats to hold him back as Heero stumbled back slightly, eyes widened with fear.

Duo crossed his arms and pouted as he was shoved back down into his seat, sticking his tongue out at Heero. Heero took much the same position in his own seat, sniffing indignantly.

"Alright you two, if you don't stop this nonsense, I'm going to send you to your room without dessert, and you'll stay there until you can learn to get along!" Wufei snapped.

Trowa coughed a little bit, then leaned over and whispered something to Wufei that made the Chinese man's eyes widen, before he fell over laughing, Trowa drawing away with a wide smirk on his face. Duo and Heero blinked simultaneously, both staring at Wufei in shock.

Wufei finally managed to calm himself, lifting himself back up into a sitting position, nodding to Trowa, "Yeah… or until they fuck and make up."

Heero's eyes bulged out of their sockets, and Duo nearly choked on the French fry he was nibbling on. Quatre fell over laughing in his little corner, causing Wufei to start chuckling, then fall over in laughter again, Trowa closely following suit.

Duo was in a state of embarrassed shock as Heero crossed his arms, huffing indignantly.

"I still think the chicken came first."

~Owari~