The Punishment
Folken walks into the room.
"Hello everyone, tonight we get to hear another one of Dilly's
stories…oh goody. So why don't we get this over as soon and
painlessly as possible. Oh and Dilandau do try to stay on topic this
time and get to the point of the story before dawn."
"I'll do my best *evil giggle*"
"What! You can giggle evilly? How can someone giggle evilly,
its impossible!"
"I thought you said you wanted to sty on topic Strategoes, and
how may I ask is evil giggling on topic?"
"Why don't you ever call me by my first name?"
"I don't call you by your first name because I don't want too
Strategoes."
"Call me Folken"
"Is that an order?"
"Yes, well no but this is call me Lord Folken, or Folken
whichever."
"Can I call you Folkie?"
"No."
"But you let Kana call you Folkie when she was here."
"She is different, she unlike you hasn't gone around calling me
Strategoes and mocking me behind my back."
"Umm, excuse me but I'm still here." Kana tells Folken and
Dilandau.
"*Both looking nervous* Okay lets get on to the story. Kana
please correct me if I'm wrong or if you can add anything to make it
more interesting."
"Okies"
"After doing our little thing to the toilet, Matt and I were never
allowed to go into the boy's bathroom again, but that restriction didn't
last very long after we tried to do our business in the girls bath room.
Nor were we allowed to go anywhere near the girls locker room. But
because the two of us had been punished with the same stuff time
after time to no avail they decided to try a new form of punishment.
*Dun dun dun* Giving the new teacher a tour of the school!
*everyone screams*"
"It was my idea." Kana bragged.
"Which teacher was it?" Chesta asked.
"It was Mr. Witikko." Dilandau told him *Chesta screamed and
everyone else looked at him like he was crazy*
"What is wrong Chesta?" Gatti asked in a caring motherly voice.
"He was awful! I mean he was a great teacher and all the
students in his old school loved him." Chesta told them.
"Then what made him so bad?" Dallet asked Chesta.
"They made him go crazy!" Chesta pointed at Dilly and Kana. "Them and that Matt kid, when they gave him a comprehensive
tour of the school…people came to call it torture tour." Chesta
shuddered at the thought.
"Oh yes torture tour I remember it well" Kana starts to giggle
evilly. "Unfortunately I can't talk about this without laughing so Dilly
will you please take over."
"Sure, so they call it torture tour now. It fits, but it wasn't
really that bad. We only had a little fun mocking the regular school
day."
"Is this the infamous Mr. Witikko that went crazy on his second
day of work at Dun and tried to take over the school and held Chesta
hostage until the school meets his demands?" Folken asked.
"The very same." Kana and Dilly replied.
"What were his demands?" Gatti wondered. Chesta took this
opportunity to answer the question.
"His demands were a white jacket with no sleeves and a really
bouncy room." At this point of Chesta's speech Kana and Dilly started
laughing hysterically, rolling on top of each other on the floor.
"That was great! Remember his expression when we came to
get Chesta away from him?" Dilly asked Kana.
"Yeah, that was great! Who would have thought the man would
jump out the window when he saw us coming."
"Who would have thought that he was going to jump out the window."
"Well the fact that he had threatened to do that if you guys ever
came near him again, yeah I could see that." Chesta said as he glared
at the two people rolling on the floor.
"What happened to the poor guy?" Viole asked one of the
rollers.
"Nothing happened to him." One of them answered. (We are
unsure of which one because both of them were undistinguishable
from the other.)
"Nani! But he jumped out a window! To come out uninjured is
an impossibility unless he is a draconian. Which is highly unlikely."
Folken stated in such a manner that implied that he was the one and
only keeper of knowledge in the universe.
"He jumped out of the first floor window." Dilly stated matter of
factly while picking himself up off the ground. Kana was still rolling
around giggling. "We should get on to the tour. So I shall begin,
Kana if you want you can take over the story later on. But for now its
my turn. So to begin I shall start over again at the beginning.
*groans* I mean the beginning of our punishment. So the
superintendent decided that the ideal punishment would be for us to
lead around the new teacher. Kana once again wasn't punished
having no evidence of the crime on her…unlike me and Matt. She just
volunteered to help with the goings on…for her it was a reward, for us punishment…isn't it funny how these things work out between the
alleged good kids and the bad ones? We were introduced to the
teacher and he seemed like a very nice person."
"Umm, excuse me Dilandau, but because you are taking too
long I am taking over this story. Okay?"
"Fine" Dilly grumbles and kicks the floor. Folken on the other
hand is cheering.
"The first place we took the teacher after our introduction was
to the bathroom, because he complained of needing to go to the
bathroom. But because they did use the men's bathroom, I waited
outside. So Dilly please get to the point and tell them what happened
inside"
"Inside the bathroom Matt and I took him to the bathroom, and
because he looked rather fidgety and all the stalls were busy with the
exception of on. So we pointed it out to him. It was the stall of mo
return. Matt and I waited outside with Kana while he did his
business. We heard some screaming while we talked but we didn't
take any notice…it happens all the time. Kana you can take it from
here."
"Mr. Witikko came out of the bathroom soaked with water and
muttering something about killer toilets and disappearing toilet paper.
We never asked what happened to him. The next place we went to
were the dorms, we showed him around and nothing unusual
happened…except for the fact that him and Matt disappeared for a
while and came back looking rather dirty. I looked at Matt because he
had been with the teacher the entire time, but he just shrugged his
shoulders. After the dorms we went to the kitchens and told him all
of the little folk stories the school had about what the cooks really
cooked in the kitchens. Including the stories- the last time the the
student teacher was seen, and the students that go missing and are
never seen again…in one piece, and when cooks go bad…you know the
stories every school has about these things. This went on for about
two hours with the teacher getting paler every minute. We finally
stopped the food/kitchen stories. The we got to the new teacher
rituals and continued with that skit for another two hours. We
stopped at the teachers room told him the theory of how the old
teacher died and then left him to contemplate his decision to stay.
Then the next day he just went crazy and jumped out the window.
That is all. Good night everyone." Kana turns off the light before
anyone else can say anything. Many crashes and thuds are heard.
Folken walks into the room.
"Hello everyone, tonight we get to hear another one of Dilly's
stories…oh goody. So why don't we get this over as soon and
painlessly as possible. Oh and Dilandau do try to stay on topic this
time and get to the point of the story before dawn."
"I'll do my best *evil giggle*"
"What! You can giggle evilly? How can someone giggle evilly,
its impossible!"
"I thought you said you wanted to sty on topic Strategoes, and
how may I ask is evil giggling on topic?"
"Why don't you ever call me by my first name?"
"I don't call you by your first name because I don't want too
Strategoes."
"Call me Folken"
"Is that an order?"
"Yes, well no but this is call me Lord Folken, or Folken
whichever."
"Can I call you Folkie?"
"No."
"But you let Kana call you Folkie when she was here."
"She is different, she unlike you hasn't gone around calling me
Strategoes and mocking me behind my back."
"Umm, excuse me but I'm still here." Kana tells Folken and
Dilandau.
"*Both looking nervous* Okay lets get on to the story. Kana
please correct me if I'm wrong or if you can add anything to make it
more interesting."
"Okies"
"After doing our little thing to the toilet, Matt and I were never
allowed to go into the boy's bathroom again, but that restriction didn't
last very long after we tried to do our business in the girls bath room.
Nor were we allowed to go anywhere near the girls locker room. But
because the two of us had been punished with the same stuff time
after time to no avail they decided to try a new form of punishment.
*Dun dun dun* Giving the new teacher a tour of the school!
*everyone screams*"
"It was my idea." Kana bragged.
"Which teacher was it?" Chesta asked.
"It was Mr. Witikko." Dilandau told him *Chesta screamed and
everyone else looked at him like he was crazy*
"What is wrong Chesta?" Gatti asked in a caring motherly voice.
"He was awful! I mean he was a great teacher and all the
students in his old school loved him." Chesta told them.
"Then what made him so bad?" Dallet asked Chesta.
"They made him go crazy!" Chesta pointed at Dilly and Kana. "Them and that Matt kid, when they gave him a comprehensive
tour of the school…people came to call it torture tour." Chesta
shuddered at the thought.
"Oh yes torture tour I remember it well" Kana starts to giggle
evilly. "Unfortunately I can't talk about this without laughing so Dilly
will you please take over."
"Sure, so they call it torture tour now. It fits, but it wasn't
really that bad. We only had a little fun mocking the regular school
day."
"Is this the infamous Mr. Witikko that went crazy on his second
day of work at Dun and tried to take over the school and held Chesta
hostage until the school meets his demands?" Folken asked.
"The very same." Kana and Dilly replied.
"What were his demands?" Gatti wondered. Chesta took this
opportunity to answer the question.
"His demands were a white jacket with no sleeves and a really
bouncy room." At this point of Chesta's speech Kana and Dilly started
laughing hysterically, rolling on top of each other on the floor.
"That was great! Remember his expression when we came to
get Chesta away from him?" Dilly asked Kana.
"Yeah, that was great! Who would have thought the man would
jump out the window when he saw us coming."
"Who would have thought that he was going to jump out the window."
"Well the fact that he had threatened to do that if you guys ever
came near him again, yeah I could see that." Chesta said as he glared
at the two people rolling on the floor.
"What happened to the poor guy?" Viole asked one of the
rollers.
"Nothing happened to him." One of them answered. (We are
unsure of which one because both of them were undistinguishable
from the other.)
"Nani! But he jumped out a window! To come out uninjured is
an impossibility unless he is a draconian. Which is highly unlikely."
Folken stated in such a manner that implied that he was the one and
only keeper of knowledge in the universe.
"He jumped out of the first floor window." Dilly stated matter of
factly while picking himself up off the ground. Kana was still rolling
around giggling. "We should get on to the tour. So I shall begin,
Kana if you want you can take over the story later on. But for now its
my turn. So to begin I shall start over again at the beginning.
*groans* I mean the beginning of our punishment. So the
superintendent decided that the ideal punishment would be for us to
lead around the new teacher. Kana once again wasn't punished
having no evidence of the crime on her…unlike me and Matt. She just
volunteered to help with the goings on…for her it was a reward, for us punishment…isn't it funny how these things work out between the
alleged good kids and the bad ones? We were introduced to the
teacher and he seemed like a very nice person."
"Umm, excuse me Dilandau, but because you are taking too
long I am taking over this story. Okay?"
"Fine" Dilly grumbles and kicks the floor. Folken on the other
hand is cheering.
"The first place we took the teacher after our introduction was
to the bathroom, because he complained of needing to go to the
bathroom. But because they did use the men's bathroom, I waited
outside. So Dilly please get to the point and tell them what happened
inside"
"Inside the bathroom Matt and I took him to the bathroom, and
because he looked rather fidgety and all the stalls were busy with the
exception of on. So we pointed it out to him. It was the stall of mo
return. Matt and I waited outside with Kana while he did his
business. We heard some screaming while we talked but we didn't
take any notice…it happens all the time. Kana you can take it from
here."
"Mr. Witikko came out of the bathroom soaked with water and
muttering something about killer toilets and disappearing toilet paper.
We never asked what happened to him. The next place we went to
were the dorms, we showed him around and nothing unusual
happened…except for the fact that him and Matt disappeared for a
while and came back looking rather dirty. I looked at Matt because he
had been with the teacher the entire time, but he just shrugged his
shoulders. After the dorms we went to the kitchens and told him all
of the little folk stories the school had about what the cooks really
cooked in the kitchens. Including the stories- the last time the the
student teacher was seen, and the students that go missing and are
never seen again…in one piece, and when cooks go bad…you know the
stories every school has about these things. This went on for about
two hours with the teacher getting paler every minute. We finally
stopped the food/kitchen stories. The we got to the new teacher
rituals and continued with that skit for another two hours. We
stopped at the teachers room told him the theory of how the old
teacher died and then left him to contemplate his decision to stay.
Then the next day he just went crazy and jumped out the window.
That is all. Good night everyone." Kana turns off the light before
anyone else can say anything. Many crashes and thuds are heard.
