The Wish Gem: Chapter Four: Tektite ATTACK!

W/D: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's chapter FOUR! Haha! Y'know what? When we were writing our story (in MY notebook), I gave the notebook to AP to write in. Well, there's a part that says, 'her head', and she thought I wrote 'HEN head'! Haha! Well, so she made it all cucco attacking like, and it was actually TEKTITES!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I had to erase everything that said 'cucco' on it, and replace it with Tektite!! BWA HAHAHA!!!

AP: =(

WD: Um *sweatdrop* Yeah...Weeeeeeeeelll, we decided that we don't need ANY more applicants, and we've got PLENTY! So-SHOO!

AP: Shaddap.

WD: WHAT?

Disclaimer: Whaddya think?

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Our heroes-(W/D: *cough* HEROINES! There's only one boy.)-Yes, heroines and one hero, were staring up at that big, fat passage thingy that leads up Death Mountain.

Jigglypuff was far away from everyone else, muttering something about 'gender inequalism'.

Winter was clinging to Starr, joyously shouting something about diseases. (W/D: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story.)

Princess clamped her hand over Winter's mouth. "Sorry, she gets hyper." she mumbled to Starr.

Bombachick cast them a sideways glance, and she and Sheik looked back toward the trail.

"How are we gonna climb that?!" exclaimed Sheik. "It looked so easy in the game, but it's really steep!"

Winter frowned. She grabbed a rock, and threw it up. But it came back down, and whacked her upside the head.

"Ouchies!"

Starr grabbed her rock, and threw it lopsided up the trail. "I say we go for it! We may as well try!"

The others nodded, and they started to climb.

Princess tripped on a loose stone, and stumbled before the rest of the group.

She landed in front of a technicolor arachnid.

She gasped, and shrunk back in surprise and fear. "A Tektite!"

Meanwhile, Winter was laughing loudly.

"Oh come ON, Princess!" With that, she jogged up to the tektite, and kicked at it.

It flew into the air, and landed on HER HEAD. (W/D: SEE, AP??? HER!! Not hen! Geez. Hen head??? HOW MUCH SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?!?! Oh yeah, AP. If you're reading this, I changed some parts of what you wrote to make it make more SENSE for a Tektite.)

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" screamed Winter. She scratched and clawed at the Tektite on her head, trying to get it off. She pried it off, and threw it up the mountain.

It shrieked, causing more Tektites to come running.

The group huddled, listening to the sound of the the little spider-crabs.

The calls of the Tektites came closer and closer until they where right on top of them.

They ran into Princess, making the others roll in laughter.

But they laughed too much, and fell to the ground surrounded by Tektites.

"Get them OFFA ME!!" said Jigglypuff, with a muffled voice.

"That *ow* will *ow* teach*ow*you!!" shouted Winter to Jigglypuff. "OW!!! Stupid BUG!! STOP BITING MEEEEE!!!"

"Help! Mad Tektite!" Bombachick shrieked.

The Tektite war raged on for a few minutes, until Starr remembered the food in her pack. She took it, and threw it on the ground.

Everyone quickly scrambled away, and continued on up the mountain.

Bombachick suddenly stopped, and looked up.

The others followed her lead.

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A/P: OK! The end of this idiotic chapter! We got REAL lazy, and didn't get any authors in. Whatever. Anyways...................................WE ARE NOT TAKING ANY MORE CAMEO APPLICATIONS!

WD: REPEAT! NO MORE CAMEOS!

A/P: Unless, you already asked us.

WD: Which is THESE people:

Alexandra Spears
The Amazing CAP
JSkater
Seeking Serenity
The Wind Sage
KaraOtter
H.B. Dragonheart
FFg64
BeBe BuBbLeZz

A/P: Nobody other than these people!

WD: Actually, if you are one of these people, and would like to get taken off, please tell us! Because, that would mean we'd have fifteen people to keep track of! ...and that wouldn't be fun! No, not at all!

-adored princess
&
-winter daze

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