A Little Christmas Cash

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I don't own anybody, so don't sue me. I only have, like 5 dollars in my wallet anyway.

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Set in the middle of Season 3. Faith isn't evil and Cordy and Xander are still going out. This is a funny little idea I had after watching too many Christmas specials last month.

"I feel totally ridiculous."

"That's because you look totally ridiculous, Xander." Willow laughed.

Faith, Buffy, Willow and Xander were standing in the center of the Sunnydale Mall. More specifically, in the Santa Claus village.

"I think you make a cute Santa." Faith added. "Only I don't think the elf look really works for me."

"How come Willow got the good job? Faith and I are elves, and Xander's Santa. Will gets to take the pictures of little kids sitting on Xander!Santa's lap." Buffy complained.

"Because I'm the only one who knows how to work a camera?"

"Yeah. Good. Point."

"Look, we'll only be doing this for a week, right? And then, when that week is done, we will all have some money to spend. And if you don't do this with me, I'll be forced to kick your collective ass." Buffy added calmly.

"Oh look! We should get ready." Everyone went to his or her respective places around Santa's Village, Xander needing a little extra help. When he tried to get into the chair, he just kind of rolled right back off. With much difficulty, they got started with the first kid in line.

Half and hour later, the line looked the same. Xander must have asked every little kid in Sunnydale what they wanted for Christmas, and still, the line of kids went to the entrance of the mall. When it was time for a break, the crew wearily shifted over to the food court. While they were munching, Cordelia gracefully came their way.

"Hey. Buffy, nice to see you're being kind to the older percent of the Holy Shit you're Xander."

"Why hello to you too Cordy." Cordelia sat down next to Xander and kissed him on the cheek.

"So you are doing this why?"

"That's what I keep asking myself." Faith muttered.