Please Don't Scream.
The Sequel to "Who cares what you did last summer."
Scene 1: The Scream Dream
Ghost face is in the kitchen about to make some popcorn. His phone rings.
He picks it up.
Ghostface: Hello
Voice on phone: Who is this?
Ghostface: Who are you trying to reach?
Voice on phone: What number is this?
Ghostface: What number are you trying to reach?
Voice on phone: Who is this?
Ghostface: You've said that.
Voice on phone: Isn't it you're line?
Ghostface: I don't know. Prompter!
Prompter: Um, where are we up to?
Ghostface: Dumb idiot. (He stabs the prompter many times and grabs the script)
Okay I've got it now. You say wait.
Voice on phone: Wait.
Ghostface: What?
Voice on phone: I want to talk.
Ghostface: Then ring my mum, she's a real talker. See ya.
He hangs up the phone but it rings again.
Ghostface: Hello.
Voice on phone: Hello Sydney.
Ghostface: Sydney? Who is this?
Voice on phone: What? Do you mean this isn't Sydney, you know Neve Campbell.
Ghostface: Huh?
Voice on phone: You know from Party of Five.
Ghostface: No. Who is this?
Voice on phone: Who would you like it to be?
Ghostface: I don't like games. Except twister.
Voice on phone: Twister sucks.
Ghostface: Please, who is this?
Voice on phone: You tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Ghostface: Well I am ah Drew Barrymore. (Girl voice): Yes it's me Drew, hello.
Voice on phone: (Sinister laugh) Oh sure. Ghostface.
Ghostface runs to door and locks it and starts walking backwards.
Ghostface falls over a chair.
Voice on phone: What's that noise?
Ghostface runs over to the popcorn machine and turns it on.
Ghostface: I'm making popcorn.
Voice on phone: I usually have popcorn when I'm at the movies.
Ghostface: Well I'm about to watch a movie.
Voice on phone: Really? What?
Ghostface: Just some Scary Movie.
Voice on phone: Do you like scary movies?
Ghostface: Ah-ha.
Voice on phone: What's your favourite?
Ghostface: Um Halloween.
Voice on phone: No it's not! It's the middle of March.
Ghostface: Then it must be ahhh Friday the 13th!
Voice on phone: Sorry but it's Monday the 6th. Wrong again!
Ghostface: No I mean the titles of movies.
Voice on phone: Movies! They aren't movies. Name some real movies.
Ghostface: I know what you did last summer.
Voice on phone: You do! But how could you, I was all alone. Please don't say anything about my secret?
Ghostface: What secret?
Voice on phone: You know… how I ran over that guy and threw his body in the ocean.
Ghostface: But don't you kill people for a living?
Voice on phone: Oh yeah.
Ghostface: I've got a better movie title.
Voice on phone: What is it?
Ghostface: Scream.
Voice on phone: (Screams) Now what?
Ghostface: No, the movie title Scream.
Voice on phone: Think of a proper scary movie now!
Ghostface: Ah Gremlins.
Voice on phone: Gremlins! Is that the best you can think of?
Ghostface: Listen Freddy, you've had your fun I'm going to hang up.
Voice on phone: What would you do if I told you this isn't Freddy?
Ghostface: I'd hang up.
Voice on phone: This isn't Freddy. Don't hang up on me.
Ghostface hangs up and runs over to his popcorn.
Ghostface: Who does Freddy think he is? He isn't scaring anybody.
The cordless phone rings.
Ghostface: Yes!
Voice on phone: I told you not to hang up on me.
Ghostface: Come on Freddy this isn't funny anymore.
Voice on phone: This isn't Freddy.
Ghostface: Oh yeah (He looks at Caller ID it says Not Freddy) Oh no!
Voice on phone: Do you have a girlfriend?
Ghostface: Why, do you want to ask me out?
Voice on phone: Uhhh! No!
Ghostface: Then why?
Voice on phone: Why do you think?
Ghostface: Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Voice on phone: Why do you think I always answer a question with a question?
Ghostface: Listen ass hole
Voice on phone: No you listen you ugly bastard, you hang up on me again and I'll, I'll… Well I'll think of something evil to do.
Ghostface: This has gone on long enough. I am two seconds away from calling the police.
Voice on phone: They'd never get here in time. We're all alone out here. Do you want to die tonight? Your hamster didn't.
Ghostface: You monster! How dare you kill Rodney! Damn you!
A noise is heard outside.
Ghostface: A strange noise, I'd better go investigate.
He is about to leave the house.
Ghostface starts to turn the doorknob.
The phone rings.
Ghostface stops and answers it.
Voice on phone: Didn't you see ET? You never go outside to investigate a strange noise! You might meet a kind, gentle alien or something! Anyway I don't want to kill you. Yet.
Ghostface: What do you want?
Voice on phone: To know what your insides look like.
Ghostface: Oh, well I'll show you. (He gets a knife and cuts his stomach he pulls out some sausages in sauce) Here's my intestine
Voice on phone: Put them back. You know you never did tell me your name.
Ghostface: Why do you want to know my name?
Voice on phone: I want to know who I'm looking at.
Ghostface: What did you just say?
Voice on phone: I want to know who I'm looking at.
Ghostface: What did you just say?
Voice on phone: I want to know who I'm talking too.
Ghostface: Phew, I thought you said I want to know who I'm looking at.
Voice on phone: How do you know I didn't say that?
Ghostface: Well I can easily check.
Ghostface turns on the TV and rewinds a tape a bit.
On TV:
Voice on phone: I want to who I'm looking at.
In real life:
Voice on phone: See I said I want to know who I'm talking too.
Ghostface: That's not what you said.
He goes over to dining room window and turns on the light.
A girl in a ghostface mask is out there.
Ghostface: No!
Voice on phone: Oh! She's not meant to be out there until the second time you turn on the light.
He runs over and opens the door.
Voice on phone: I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Voice on phone: What are you going to do to save your wife?
Ghostface: Wife! I don't care about my wife; I'll just buy a new one tomorrow. I'm worried about my beautiful green chair.
Voice on phone: Oh! Um that's not your wife that's your garbage man.
Ghostface: No! Not the garbage man! Please don't hurt him.
Voice on phone: That all depends on you. If you want to save the garbage man you must answer correctly the following questions.
Ghostface: No.
Voice on phone: Come on I'll even give you a warm up question. What's the name of the cute furry gremlin from the movie Gremlins?
Ghostface: Please, no.
Voice on phone: Come on it's your favourite movie.
Ghostface: Gizmo.
Voice on phone: Yes we have a winner! And now the real questions. Same category. Who's the actor who plays Dracula in Dracula Dead and loving it?
Ghostface: No!
Voice on phone: Maybe I'll just kill the garbage man now.
Ghostface: Liam Neeson!
Voice on phone: Hooray you got it wrong!
Ghostface: No I didn't I've seen that movie twenty times, wait I only saw it once, no I didn't even see half of it, actually I went and did the dishes while it was on.
Voice on phone: Then you should know it was Leslie Nelson. Lucky for you there's a bonus round but poor garbage man. He's out.
Chopping sound's are heard.
Ghostface looks and sees Garbage man dead. He starts crying.
Voice on phone: Hey, I haven't finished with you.
Ghostface picks the phone back up.
Voice on phone: Last question. If you get it right, you live, wrong you die. Simple isn't it? Which door am I at the front door or the back door?
Ghostface: Look can you ring me back tomorrow because I'm rather busy tonight.
Voice on phone: No. So which door am I at?
Ghostface looks out peephole of front door. No one is there.
Ghostface: Backdoor.
Voice on phone: No.
Ghostface looks out back door. No one is there.
Ghostface: Front door.
Voice on phone: Wrong again.
Ghostface: Well I'd like to use one of my lifelines.
Voice on phone: Okay. Which one ask the audience, ring a friend or 50/50?
Ghostface: Ring a friend.
Voice on phone: I'll hold.
Ghostface dials 00.
Voice on phone: No you can't ring the police.
Ghostface goes to the yellow pages.
Voice on phone: Oh you're taking too long.
He throws a chair through the window. (Scream footage)
Ghostface turns around: Noooo!
Scary Voice runs at him with a knife.
Ghostface runs outside to the front yard.
Scary Voice follows him.
Scary Voice grabs Ghostface around the neck and is about to stab him…
The Sequel to "Who cares what you did last summer."
Scene 1: The Scream Dream
Ghost face is in the kitchen about to make some popcorn. His phone rings.
He picks it up.
Ghostface: Hello
Voice on phone: Who is this?
Ghostface: Who are you trying to reach?
Voice on phone: What number is this?
Ghostface: What number are you trying to reach?
Voice on phone: Who is this?
Ghostface: You've said that.
Voice on phone: Isn't it you're line?
Ghostface: I don't know. Prompter!
Prompter: Um, where are we up to?
Ghostface: Dumb idiot. (He stabs the prompter many times and grabs the script)
Okay I've got it now. You say wait.
Voice on phone: Wait.
Ghostface: What?
Voice on phone: I want to talk.
Ghostface: Then ring my mum, she's a real talker. See ya.
He hangs up the phone but it rings again.
Ghostface: Hello.
Voice on phone: Hello Sydney.
Ghostface: Sydney? Who is this?
Voice on phone: What? Do you mean this isn't Sydney, you know Neve Campbell.
Ghostface: Huh?
Voice on phone: You know from Party of Five.
Ghostface: No. Who is this?
Voice on phone: Who would you like it to be?
Ghostface: I don't like games. Except twister.
Voice on phone: Twister sucks.
Ghostface: Please, who is this?
Voice on phone: You tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Ghostface: Well I am ah Drew Barrymore. (Girl voice): Yes it's me Drew, hello.
Voice on phone: (Sinister laugh) Oh sure. Ghostface.
Ghostface runs to door and locks it and starts walking backwards.
Ghostface falls over a chair.
Voice on phone: What's that noise?
Ghostface runs over to the popcorn machine and turns it on.
Ghostface: I'm making popcorn.
Voice on phone: I usually have popcorn when I'm at the movies.
Ghostface: Well I'm about to watch a movie.
Voice on phone: Really? What?
Ghostface: Just some Scary Movie.
Voice on phone: Do you like scary movies?
Ghostface: Ah-ha.
Voice on phone: What's your favourite?
Ghostface: Um Halloween.
Voice on phone: No it's not! It's the middle of March.
Ghostface: Then it must be ahhh Friday the 13th!
Voice on phone: Sorry but it's Monday the 6th. Wrong again!
Ghostface: No I mean the titles of movies.
Voice on phone: Movies! They aren't movies. Name some real movies.
Ghostface: I know what you did last summer.
Voice on phone: You do! But how could you, I was all alone. Please don't say anything about my secret?
Ghostface: What secret?
Voice on phone: You know… how I ran over that guy and threw his body in the ocean.
Ghostface: But don't you kill people for a living?
Voice on phone: Oh yeah.
Ghostface: I've got a better movie title.
Voice on phone: What is it?
Ghostface: Scream.
Voice on phone: (Screams) Now what?
Ghostface: No, the movie title Scream.
Voice on phone: Think of a proper scary movie now!
Ghostface: Ah Gremlins.
Voice on phone: Gremlins! Is that the best you can think of?
Ghostface: Listen Freddy, you've had your fun I'm going to hang up.
Voice on phone: What would you do if I told you this isn't Freddy?
Ghostface: I'd hang up.
Voice on phone: This isn't Freddy. Don't hang up on me.
Ghostface hangs up and runs over to his popcorn.
Ghostface: Who does Freddy think he is? He isn't scaring anybody.
The cordless phone rings.
Ghostface: Yes!
Voice on phone: I told you not to hang up on me.
Ghostface: Come on Freddy this isn't funny anymore.
Voice on phone: This isn't Freddy.
Ghostface: Oh yeah (He looks at Caller ID it says Not Freddy) Oh no!
Voice on phone: Do you have a girlfriend?
Ghostface: Why, do you want to ask me out?
Voice on phone: Uhhh! No!
Ghostface: Then why?
Voice on phone: Why do you think?
Ghostface: Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Voice on phone: Why do you think I always answer a question with a question?
Ghostface: Listen ass hole
Voice on phone: No you listen you ugly bastard, you hang up on me again and I'll, I'll… Well I'll think of something evil to do.
Ghostface: This has gone on long enough. I am two seconds away from calling the police.
Voice on phone: They'd never get here in time. We're all alone out here. Do you want to die tonight? Your hamster didn't.
Ghostface: You monster! How dare you kill Rodney! Damn you!
A noise is heard outside.
Ghostface: A strange noise, I'd better go investigate.
He is about to leave the house.
Ghostface starts to turn the doorknob.
The phone rings.
Ghostface stops and answers it.
Voice on phone: Didn't you see ET? You never go outside to investigate a strange noise! You might meet a kind, gentle alien or something! Anyway I don't want to kill you. Yet.
Ghostface: What do you want?
Voice on phone: To know what your insides look like.
Ghostface: Oh, well I'll show you. (He gets a knife and cuts his stomach he pulls out some sausages in sauce) Here's my intestine
Voice on phone: Put them back. You know you never did tell me your name.
Ghostface: Why do you want to know my name?
Voice on phone: I want to know who I'm looking at.
Ghostface: What did you just say?
Voice on phone: I want to know who I'm looking at.
Ghostface: What did you just say?
Voice on phone: I want to know who I'm talking too.
Ghostface: Phew, I thought you said I want to know who I'm looking at.
Voice on phone: How do you know I didn't say that?
Ghostface: Well I can easily check.
Ghostface turns on the TV and rewinds a tape a bit.
On TV:
Voice on phone: I want to who I'm looking at.
In real life:
Voice on phone: See I said I want to know who I'm talking too.
Ghostface: That's not what you said.
He goes over to dining room window and turns on the light.
A girl in a ghostface mask is out there.
Ghostface: No!
Voice on phone: Oh! She's not meant to be out there until the second time you turn on the light.
He runs over and opens the door.
Voice on phone: I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Voice on phone: What are you going to do to save your wife?
Ghostface: Wife! I don't care about my wife; I'll just buy a new one tomorrow. I'm worried about my beautiful green chair.
Voice on phone: Oh! Um that's not your wife that's your garbage man.
Ghostface: No! Not the garbage man! Please don't hurt him.
Voice on phone: That all depends on you. If you want to save the garbage man you must answer correctly the following questions.
Ghostface: No.
Voice on phone: Come on I'll even give you a warm up question. What's the name of the cute furry gremlin from the movie Gremlins?
Ghostface: Please, no.
Voice on phone: Come on it's your favourite movie.
Ghostface: Gizmo.
Voice on phone: Yes we have a winner! And now the real questions. Same category. Who's the actor who plays Dracula in Dracula Dead and loving it?
Ghostface: No!
Voice on phone: Maybe I'll just kill the garbage man now.
Ghostface: Liam Neeson!
Voice on phone: Hooray you got it wrong!
Ghostface: No I didn't I've seen that movie twenty times, wait I only saw it once, no I didn't even see half of it, actually I went and did the dishes while it was on.
Voice on phone: Then you should know it was Leslie Nelson. Lucky for you there's a bonus round but poor garbage man. He's out.
Chopping sound's are heard.
Ghostface looks and sees Garbage man dead. He starts crying.
Voice on phone: Hey, I haven't finished with you.
Ghostface picks the phone back up.
Voice on phone: Last question. If you get it right, you live, wrong you die. Simple isn't it? Which door am I at the front door or the back door?
Ghostface: Look can you ring me back tomorrow because I'm rather busy tonight.
Voice on phone: No. So which door am I at?
Ghostface looks out peephole of front door. No one is there.
Ghostface: Backdoor.
Voice on phone: No.
Ghostface looks out back door. No one is there.
Ghostface: Front door.
Voice on phone: Wrong again.
Ghostface: Well I'd like to use one of my lifelines.
Voice on phone: Okay. Which one ask the audience, ring a friend or 50/50?
Ghostface: Ring a friend.
Voice on phone: I'll hold.
Ghostface dials 00.
Voice on phone: No you can't ring the police.
Ghostface goes to the yellow pages.
Voice on phone: Oh you're taking too long.
He throws a chair through the window. (Scream footage)
Ghostface turns around: Noooo!
Scary Voice runs at him with a knife.
Ghostface runs outside to the front yard.
Scary Voice follows him.
Scary Voice grabs Ghostface around the neck and is about to stab him…
