Scene 2: Voodoo Pizza

Ghostface wakes up in the TV room. He somersaults off his chair.

Ghostface: Whoa no more scary movies for me.

Titles: Please Don't Scream.

Ghostface is on the phone: Am I scaring you?

Voice on phone: Yes, sir I'm wetting myself but what would you like on your pizza?

Ghostface: You're going to die tonight.

Voice on phone: Do you want the killer's special sir?

Ghostface: Yes. But only if you deliver it yourself.

Voice on phone: Thank you for ordering with Voodoo Pizza. I'll be round in 5 minutes.

Ghostface hangs up.

Ghostface: Better turn on the outside light.

Ghostface turns it on and notices a photo album on the ground.

He opens it.

There is a picture of a baby wearing a ghostface mask with a cake in front of him.

Ghostface: Ohhhh. My first birthday.

Next to it is a picture of a dog wearing a ghostface mask.

Ghostface: My first pet. Ghostdog.

The next picture is of him on the phone.

Ghostface: Ohhh. Me a few seconds ago talking on the phone.

The doorbell rings.

Ghostface: Who's there?

He opens the door.

Pizza guy is wearing the same mask as in Ghostface's dream.

Ghostface: Ahhhhhhhh!

Pizza guy: Here's your "killer special" voodoo pizza. That will be twelve dollars.

Ghostface opens his pizza.

Ghostface: Anchovies! I didn't want anchovies!

Ghostface pulls out his money and shoves it into Pizza guy's head.

Ghostface: Oops. Wrong object.

He shoves the knife into Pizza guy again and again.

Ghostface: This one's on the house.

He drags the body inside and closes the front door.

He notices a note on the pizza box.

Ghostface: Hmmm. A note.

He picks it up and starts reading it.

Ghostface: READ THIS CURSE AND MAKE A WISH.

Ghostface starts to read the curse: SDRAWK CAB TID AER!

Ghostface: Oh! It didn't work.

He thinks for a moment.

Ghostface: Hang on maybe I have to read it backwards.

Ghostface starts reading again: REA DIT BAC KWARDS. Read it backwards! It was a puzzle. Boy am I…

Lightning and thunder is seen. (Psycho footage)

Ghostface: smart. And now I can wish for anything…

IMAGINATION SEQUENCE

Ghostface has lots of money in his hands.

Ghostface: Servant.

A servant runs in.

Ghostface hands him a wad of notes.

Ghostface: Go buy me 100 voodoo pizzas.

Servant: Can I have one sir?

Ghostface: No! I'm very hungry.

Servant runs off as Ghostface is laughing.

END OF IMAGINATION SEQUENCE

Ghostface: No. How about power?

IMAGINATION SEQUENCE #2

Ghostface has a little moustache.

Three guards run on.

First guard: Hey ghostface! Where should we take over today?

Second guard: Australia or Antartica?

Ghostface: Vee shiel take over zee Austraya.

Third guard: All hail ghostface.

Guards: Hail ghostface!

END OF IMAGINATION SEQUENCE #2

Ghostface: Wait! I've got it. REA DIT BAC KWARDS. Bring back those who I killed last summer. The ones I chased and the ones I pushed, the ones that I stabbed and the ones who didn't know I was Stu Kick's dad.

Film of Ghostface killing Julie and Barry is shown as he says the wish.

Ghostface: Eh, nothing happened. I knew it was all a con.