Scene 2: Voodoo Pizza
Ghostface wakes up in the TV room. He somersaults off his chair.
Ghostface: Whoa no more scary movies for me.
Titles: Please Don't Scream.
Ghostface is on the phone: Am I scaring you?
Voice on phone: Yes, sir I'm wetting myself but what would you like on your pizza?
Ghostface: You're going to die tonight.
Voice on phone: Do you want the killer's special sir?
Ghostface: Yes. But only if you deliver it yourself.
Voice on phone: Thank you for ordering with Voodoo Pizza. I'll be round in 5 minutes.
Ghostface hangs up.
Ghostface: Better turn on the outside light.
Ghostface turns it on and notices a photo album on the ground.
He opens it.
There is a picture of a baby wearing a ghostface mask with a cake in front of him.
Ghostface: Ohhhh. My first birthday.
Next to it is a picture of a dog wearing a ghostface mask.
Ghostface: My first pet. Ghostdog.
The next picture is of him on the phone.
Ghostface: Ohhh. Me a few seconds ago talking on the phone.
The doorbell rings.
Ghostface: Who's there?
He opens the door.
Pizza guy is wearing the same mask as in Ghostface's dream.
Ghostface: Ahhhhhhhh!
Pizza guy: Here's your "killer special" voodoo pizza. That will be twelve dollars.
Ghostface opens his pizza.
Ghostface: Anchovies! I didn't want anchovies!
Ghostface pulls out his money and shoves it into Pizza guy's head.
Ghostface: Oops. Wrong object.
He shoves the knife into Pizza guy again and again.
Ghostface: This one's on the house.
He drags the body inside and closes the front door.
He notices a note on the pizza box.
Ghostface: Hmmm. A note.
He picks it up and starts reading it.
Ghostface: READ THIS CURSE AND MAKE A WISH.
Ghostface starts to read the curse: SDRAWK CAB TID AER!
Ghostface: Oh! It didn't work.
He thinks for a moment.
Ghostface: Hang on maybe I have to read it backwards.
Ghostface starts reading again: REA DIT BAC KWARDS. Read it backwards! It was a puzzle. Boy am I…
Lightning and thunder is seen. (Psycho footage)
Ghostface: smart. And now I can wish for anything…
IMAGINATION SEQUENCE
Ghostface has lots of money in his hands.
Ghostface: Servant.
A servant runs in.
Ghostface hands him a wad of notes.
Ghostface: Go buy me 100 voodoo pizzas.
Servant: Can I have one sir?
Ghostface: No! I'm very hungry.
Servant runs off as Ghostface is laughing.
END OF IMAGINATION SEQUENCE
Ghostface: No. How about power?
IMAGINATION SEQUENCE #2
Ghostface has a little moustache.
Three guards run on.
First guard: Hey ghostface! Where should we take over today?
Second guard: Australia or Antartica?
Ghostface: Vee shiel take over zee Austraya.
Third guard: All hail ghostface.
Guards: Hail ghostface!
END OF IMAGINATION SEQUENCE #2
Ghostface: Wait! I've got it. REA DIT BAC KWARDS. Bring back those who I killed last summer. The ones I chased and the ones I pushed, the ones that I stabbed and the ones who didn't know I was Stu Kick's dad.
Film of Ghostface killing Julie and Barry is shown as he says the wish.
Ghostface: Eh, nothing happened. I knew it was all a con.
Ghostface wakes up in the TV room. He somersaults off his chair.
Ghostface: Whoa no more scary movies for me.
Titles: Please Don't Scream.
Ghostface is on the phone: Am I scaring you?
Voice on phone: Yes, sir I'm wetting myself but what would you like on your pizza?
Ghostface: You're going to die tonight.
Voice on phone: Do you want the killer's special sir?
Ghostface: Yes. But only if you deliver it yourself.
Voice on phone: Thank you for ordering with Voodoo Pizza. I'll be round in 5 minutes.
Ghostface hangs up.
Ghostface: Better turn on the outside light.
Ghostface turns it on and notices a photo album on the ground.
He opens it.
There is a picture of a baby wearing a ghostface mask with a cake in front of him.
Ghostface: Ohhhh. My first birthday.
Next to it is a picture of a dog wearing a ghostface mask.
Ghostface: My first pet. Ghostdog.
The next picture is of him on the phone.
Ghostface: Ohhh. Me a few seconds ago talking on the phone.
The doorbell rings.
Ghostface: Who's there?
He opens the door.
Pizza guy is wearing the same mask as in Ghostface's dream.
Ghostface: Ahhhhhhhh!
Pizza guy: Here's your "killer special" voodoo pizza. That will be twelve dollars.
Ghostface opens his pizza.
Ghostface: Anchovies! I didn't want anchovies!
Ghostface pulls out his money and shoves it into Pizza guy's head.
Ghostface: Oops. Wrong object.
He shoves the knife into Pizza guy again and again.
Ghostface: This one's on the house.
He drags the body inside and closes the front door.
He notices a note on the pizza box.
Ghostface: Hmmm. A note.
He picks it up and starts reading it.
Ghostface: READ THIS CURSE AND MAKE A WISH.
Ghostface starts to read the curse: SDRAWK CAB TID AER!
Ghostface: Oh! It didn't work.
He thinks for a moment.
Ghostface: Hang on maybe I have to read it backwards.
Ghostface starts reading again: REA DIT BAC KWARDS. Read it backwards! It was a puzzle. Boy am I…
Lightning and thunder is seen. (Psycho footage)
Ghostface: smart. And now I can wish for anything…
IMAGINATION SEQUENCE
Ghostface has lots of money in his hands.
Ghostface: Servant.
A servant runs in.
Ghostface hands him a wad of notes.
Ghostface: Go buy me 100 voodoo pizzas.
Servant: Can I have one sir?
Ghostface: No! I'm very hungry.
Servant runs off as Ghostface is laughing.
END OF IMAGINATION SEQUENCE
Ghostface: No. How about power?
IMAGINATION SEQUENCE #2
Ghostface has a little moustache.
Three guards run on.
First guard: Hey ghostface! Where should we take over today?
Second guard: Australia or Antartica?
Ghostface: Vee shiel take over zee Austraya.
Third guard: All hail ghostface.
Guards: Hail ghostface!
END OF IMAGINATION SEQUENCE #2
Ghostface: Wait! I've got it. REA DIT BAC KWARDS. Bring back those who I killed last summer. The ones I chased and the ones I pushed, the ones that I stabbed and the ones who didn't know I was Stu Kick's dad.
Film of Ghostface killing Julie and Barry is shown as he says the wish.
Ghostface: Eh, nothing happened. I knew it was all a con.
