Scene 3: The Reunion
The front door bursts open.
Julie enters.
Barry enters with bent back.
1 Barry: Bloody humped coffins!
Ghostface: You're, you're alive!
Julie: Yes well the dead don't usually move or talk.
Barry: Hello, could somebody please help me.
Ghostface: Oh, sorry.
He pushes Barry's back up and then it bends back the other way.
Barry: Oh great.
Ghostface pushes him back up to normal.
Barry: Thank you.
Stu comes through the front door.
Barry, Julie and Ghostface: Stu!
Ghostface: But, but I didn't kill you.
Julie: Yeah Barry did.
Barry: Yes I did . And all by myself. (Claps and cheers are heard, Barry bows) Thank you, Thank you.
Stu: No he didn't. The knife he threw at me only made me faint. My dad was the one that killed me.
Ghostface: That's a lie.
Stu: Well I can prove it. Take this. (He hands a tape to Barry)
Barry puts the tape in the machine.
On TV
Stu is playing with his toys in front of a hidden camera.
Stu: Hello caterpillar.
Mr. Jameso shouts: Stu!
Stu quickly jumps back into bed.
Mr. Jameso walks in with a tray with some soup in it. He stands in front of the camera with it.
Mr. Jameso: Now don't complain if it tastes weird because I've just put some poison in it.
Stu: I'm sorry but did you say poison.
Mr. Jameso: No I said medicine.
Mr. Jameso pours some poison into Stu's soup.
Barry stops the tape.
Ghostface: Oh it's true, it's true I'm guilty.
Julie: We know we just saw the tape.
Barry: But why did you do it?
Ghostface: Boredom.
Julie: Then who killed Barry and me?
Ghostface: I did that too.
2 CUT
Upstairs dad's door is rattling. It bursts open and Betty steps out.
Betty: Mr. Jameso!
Betty runs downstairs.
Mr. Jameso: Oh no! Betty!
Betty: How dare you lock me up for six months with no food or water?
Julie: Six months and you're not dead!
Betty: I'm invincible!
Ghostface: Wow so special.
Betty goes into the kitchen and comes out with a glass of water.
Barry: Ahhhhhh!
Betty: What?
Barry: I'm afraid of water. (Everybody looks at him) Hey I died in the shower.
Julie: Barry if you had come over quicker we may have been able to beat dad.
Barry: Yeah well if you hadn't invited me over I wouldn't be dead.
Betty: Well it was your dad who killed you two and tried to kill me.
Ghostface: Hey! I only killed because everyone forgot my birthday.
Julie: We were planning a surprise party.
Ghostface: Well someone should have told me!
Julie: Didn't you hear me it was meant to be a surprise.
Ghostface: Well you still should have told me. You told me last birthday.
Julie: That's because you held a gun to my head!
Stu: None of us would be angry with each other if dad had never killed us.
Everyone starts talking.
A whistle is blown.
The front door bursts open.
Julie enters.
Barry enters with bent back.
1 Barry: Bloody humped coffins!
Ghostface: You're, you're alive!
Julie: Yes well the dead don't usually move or talk.
Barry: Hello, could somebody please help me.
Ghostface: Oh, sorry.
He pushes Barry's back up and then it bends back the other way.
Barry: Oh great.
Ghostface pushes him back up to normal.
Barry: Thank you.
Stu comes through the front door.
Barry, Julie and Ghostface: Stu!
Ghostface: But, but I didn't kill you.
Julie: Yeah Barry did.
Barry: Yes I did . And all by myself. (Claps and cheers are heard, Barry bows) Thank you, Thank you.
Stu: No he didn't. The knife he threw at me only made me faint. My dad was the one that killed me.
Ghostface: That's a lie.
Stu: Well I can prove it. Take this. (He hands a tape to Barry)
Barry puts the tape in the machine.
On TV
Stu is playing with his toys in front of a hidden camera.
Stu: Hello caterpillar.
Mr. Jameso shouts: Stu!
Stu quickly jumps back into bed.
Mr. Jameso walks in with a tray with some soup in it. He stands in front of the camera with it.
Mr. Jameso: Now don't complain if it tastes weird because I've just put some poison in it.
Stu: I'm sorry but did you say poison.
Mr. Jameso: No I said medicine.
Mr. Jameso pours some poison into Stu's soup.
Barry stops the tape.
Ghostface: Oh it's true, it's true I'm guilty.
Julie: We know we just saw the tape.
Barry: But why did you do it?
Ghostface: Boredom.
Julie: Then who killed Barry and me?
Ghostface: I did that too.
2 CUT
Upstairs dad's door is rattling. It bursts open and Betty steps out.
Betty: Mr. Jameso!
Betty runs downstairs.
Mr. Jameso: Oh no! Betty!
Betty: How dare you lock me up for six months with no food or water?
Julie: Six months and you're not dead!
Betty: I'm invincible!
Ghostface: Wow so special.
Betty goes into the kitchen and comes out with a glass of water.
Barry: Ahhhhhh!
Betty: What?
Barry: I'm afraid of water. (Everybody looks at him) Hey I died in the shower.
Julie: Barry if you had come over quicker we may have been able to beat dad.
Barry: Yeah well if you hadn't invited me over I wouldn't be dead.
Betty: Well it was your dad who killed you two and tried to kill me.
Ghostface: Hey! I only killed because everyone forgot my birthday.
Julie: We were planning a surprise party.
Ghostface: Well someone should have told me!
Julie: Didn't you hear me it was meant to be a surprise.
Ghostface: Well you still should have told me. You told me last birthday.
Julie: That's because you held a gun to my head!
Stu: None of us would be angry with each other if dad had never killed us.
Everyone starts talking.
A whistle is blown.
