Scene 12: Survivor.

The umpire runs on.

Umpire: Very good show guys but now its time for the Tribal Council.

Ghostface and Smiley: What?

Umpire: You're the final two. The ones who if voted for win the million dollars.

The three dead killers get up.

Everyone walks downstairs and hits a person with a stick as they enter the lounge room.

They all sit around a tiny candle.

Umpire: Stupid budget cuts!

Everybody sits around the tiny candle.

Umpire: Wow! The final Tribal Council. The time's gone so fast hasn't it?

We've got the two finalists Smiley and Ghostface here and you're going to vote for the best killer. Now would you two like to make a speech?

Ghostface: Yes. Vote for me or I'll slit your throat.

Umpire: Smiley.

Smiley: I know not all off us have been friends but…

Ghostface: Vote for me or (He makes the across the throat threat).

Smiley: I just hope that you vote for who you think deserves the money.

Umpire: And now you three have a chance to ask any questions to Ghostface or Smiley or just make a comment. Hockey mask you first.

Hockey mask: Yes. I've got a question for Ghostface. Why did you stab me in both eyes? One would've been enough.

Ghostface: Well Hockey mask why does a stamp collector collect stamps?

Hockey mask: Speak in English.

Ghostface: For fun. If this were a horror movie that's how you'd die.



Umpire: Monkey.

Monkey: All I want to say is we should let nature take its place. Smiley is the mouse and Ghostface the cheese. Ghostface is all stinky, bacteria full and nice to eat on biscuits but Smiley, she is the hunter the one who will catch and eat the cheese. In other words I hate Ghostface so vote for Smiley.

Umpire: Dead Guy.

Dead Guy: What?

Umpire: Are you going to ask them something or make a comment?

Dead Guy: Why should I? I hate you all!

Umpire: Okay. Time to vote. Hockey mask you go first.

Hockey mask writes down Ghostface.

Hockey mask: Even though he killed me I'm still voting for Ghostface to win because the script says so.

Umpire: Monkey.

Monkey writes down Smiley.

Monkey: I'm voting for Smiley. Because well you just heard my speech. I hate Ghostface.

Umpire: Dead Guy.

Dead Guy goes up.

The camera is going around Ghostface and Smiley and then it just collapses.

Ghostface: The camera guys collapsed again.

Umpire: Luke, wake up.

Luke: Oh, oh sorry.

He gets up.

Umpire gets the bucket of votes.

Umpire: And now to tally the votes.

Umpire: First vote Smiley.

The camera goes to Smiley.

Umpire: Second vote Ghostface.

The camera goes to Ghostface.

Umpire: And now the deciding vote Big Mamma! Who voted for Big Mamma?

Ghostface: I'm Big Mamma! I won.

Umpire: No you're not.

Dead Guy: I voted for Big Mamma! She deserves the million dollars!

Umpire: I'll make the deciding vote. Smiley.

Ghostface bursts into tears.

Smiley: I won! Take that Ghostface! You lost! Ha ha!

Hockey mask: And I'm the mole!

Monkey: And I'm looking for a lover.

Everyone moves away from him.