Scene 14: Urban Legend
Ghostface is walking through the dining room when the phone rings.
Ghostface answers it: Hello.
Voice on phone: Did you hear what happened to Linda? Her boyfriend found her hanging from an oak tree above his car.
Ghostface: That's just an Urban Legend.
Voice on phone: Not just an Urban Legend anymore. Oh and Scott Wilson was found gutted on the pier this morning.
Ghostface: That's just another Urban Legend.
Voice on phone: Yes and now it's your turn to make an Urban Legend come true.
Ghostface: I see the calls coming from inside the house! Could it be? An urban legend. Am I right? Hello! Now don't get shy on my all of a sudden. So this is the one about the babysitter. She's getting those scary phone calls and when she traces them back she realizes they're coming from inside the house. But aren't you forgetting something? I'm not babysitting any kids.
Voice on phone: Wrong legend. This is the one about the old lady who dries her wet dog in the microwave.
Ghostface opens the microwave. There is toy dog in there.
Ghostface: Oh you Sicko.
Voice on phone: What?
Ghostface: My dogs not moving.
Voice on phone: That's because it's a toy.
Ghostface: But then why…
Voice on phone: Oh sorry. Did I say dog in the microwave? I meant the one about the cat in the oven.
Ghostface opens the oven and quickly runs into the toilet to throw up.
The killer slowly walks up the steps holding an axe.
The killer enters the laundry and throws a toilet paper roll at Ghostface.
Killer: Toilet paper fight!
They start throwing toilet paper rolls at each other.
The End.
Ghostface is walking through the dining room when the phone rings.
Ghostface answers it: Hello.
Voice on phone: Did you hear what happened to Linda? Her boyfriend found her hanging from an oak tree above his car.
Ghostface: That's just an Urban Legend.
Voice on phone: Not just an Urban Legend anymore. Oh and Scott Wilson was found gutted on the pier this morning.
Ghostface: That's just another Urban Legend.
Voice on phone: Yes and now it's your turn to make an Urban Legend come true.
Ghostface: I see the calls coming from inside the house! Could it be? An urban legend. Am I right? Hello! Now don't get shy on my all of a sudden. So this is the one about the babysitter. She's getting those scary phone calls and when she traces them back she realizes they're coming from inside the house. But aren't you forgetting something? I'm not babysitting any kids.
Voice on phone: Wrong legend. This is the one about the old lady who dries her wet dog in the microwave.
Ghostface opens the microwave. There is toy dog in there.
Ghostface: Oh you Sicko.
Voice on phone: What?
Ghostface: My dogs not moving.
Voice on phone: That's because it's a toy.
Ghostface: But then why…
Voice on phone: Oh sorry. Did I say dog in the microwave? I meant the one about the cat in the oven.
Ghostface opens the oven and quickly runs into the toilet to throw up.
The killer slowly walks up the steps holding an axe.
The killer enters the laundry and throws a toilet paper roll at Ghostface.
Killer: Toilet paper fight!
They start throwing toilet paper rolls at each other.
The End.
