The Ultimate Harry Potter Fanfic and Stuff
By Some Morons
(aka Moronic Plague
and Stuff-woman!)
Once upon a time, there were two people who went to Hogwarts. They were Mary Sues, but that was not their names. They were Billy-bobette Joe and Humphrey (named after her, yes, her favorite hobby). Billy-bobette was just a sweet little person who was content with her love of cheese and everything around her, but Humprey wanted to be the BEST mary-sue, and she HATED (in a sweet, mary-sueish type of way) Billy-Bobette! Billy-bobette is the little sister of Malfoy, Hairy's arch-rival (and lover), and Humphrey was the daughter and heir of Voldemort and Snape (let's just pretend here, okay?). So, Humprey was mean to Billy (let's call her that, kay?), but very subtly. So, Billy (being ignorant as she was) thought she was friends with Humprey. When they arrived at Hogwarts for they're second year, cheers rose in the Great Hall, because, being Mary Sues as they were, everyone liked them and STUFF. They were both wearing robes made out of liquid dimond, and had each spent hours on their apperences, and Humphrey's curly hair was up an a perfect ponytail and. . . well, usualy we (like most Mary Sue writers we know) would spend three or so pages on their Mary-Sue's apperances, but I think you already know enough about Mary Sues. ^^ Ron was immediatly taken with Humphrey! They gazed into each other's eyes, for Humphrey knew that she felt the same. They began to make out, and liittle roses appered.
Damnit! You're an EVEN better kisser than Hairy Potter! Ummm, uhh, wait I didn't say that! Ron said. Humprey, of course, could hear no evil and ignored that comment. Bibbly-bobette Joe, unfortuanatly, has nothing more to do with our story, and is just a moronic baka (or Bloede Kuh).
*This part of the tale is told about Ron's parent's*
Mrs. Weasly was eagerly awaiting this day. Ron had told her that he had found his true love, and he wanted his parents to meet her. Ron's girlfriend's name was Humphrey. This was an usual name, but Ron said she was a very nice girl. Mrs. Wealsy heard the doorbell ring. She rushed to answer it.
Hello Ron! And Humphrey?! A little black dog was wagging it's tail. Why Ron. . .that's not a girl! It's a BITCH!
***the true story of eliza***
