The Bad Parody
by angel467
co writer: TheSilverLady
Disclaimer: ummm...old dead guys can't write fanfiction...yeah...
Summary: There are so many freakin "girl goes back to Middle Earth and falls in love with
Legolas". So I'm writing this b/c I can. It is a little bit "special". It is such a Mary-Sue.
Chapter 2 : Stuff happens
Kate and Jill appeared suddenly in the middle of the fellowship for no apparent reason.
Aragorn: Oh no! More fangirls! Legolas, run!
Legolas: Ack! Hide me!
He ran and hid behind Aragorn. Frodo bursts into tears again because nobody likes him.
Jill and Kate stared at them for a minute before turning to each other and saying:
Jill: This is all your fault.
Kate: No it's not, its your fault. If you hadn't found those shoes, we wouldn't be here
Jill: You found the shoes! And where are we?
Kate: Middle Earth, duh. Now we have to screw up the plotline.
Jill: Why?
Kate: Because that's what happens in all the stories.
Jill: Oh, ok.
Gandgalf interrupted them to tell then they could travel with the fellowship as long as they
wanted, also for no apparent reason and to introduce themselves.
Jill: I'm Jillian Maryanne Daniella Karly Samantha Arradell Amanda Bethany Smith, but you can
call me Jill.
Kate: And I'm Kathleen Donna Maria Tatyana Rose Lily Nadia Felicity Black. Call me Kate please.
Sam: Wow! You almost have more names than Strider!
He giggles and pinches Merry's butt. Frodo cried.
Boromir: I need some ale.
Pippin: Some weed would be nice too.
Jill goes up to Gimli
Jill: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Gimli: Ummm...
Jill: Can I call you Gimsie-Wimsies?
Gimli: Ummm...
Jill: Can I try your axe?
Gimli: NO!!!
Jill: (thinking) Zowie! He's gorgeous!
Gimli: Hey, you have a beard and a mustache!
Jill: Wow! Does that mean I'm a dwarf?
finish
A/N: So, how was it?? Flame me, I dare you!I find it extremely amusing.
by angel467
co writer: TheSilverLady
Disclaimer: ummm...old dead guys can't write fanfiction...yeah...
Summary: There are so many freakin "girl goes back to Middle Earth and falls in love with
Legolas". So I'm writing this b/c I can. It is a little bit "special". It is such a Mary-Sue.
Chapter 2 : Stuff happens
Kate and Jill appeared suddenly in the middle of the fellowship for no apparent reason.
Aragorn: Oh no! More fangirls! Legolas, run!
Legolas: Ack! Hide me!
He ran and hid behind Aragorn. Frodo bursts into tears again because nobody likes him.
Jill and Kate stared at them for a minute before turning to each other and saying:
Jill: This is all your fault.
Kate: No it's not, its your fault. If you hadn't found those shoes, we wouldn't be here
Jill: You found the shoes! And where are we?
Kate: Middle Earth, duh. Now we have to screw up the plotline.
Jill: Why?
Kate: Because that's what happens in all the stories.
Jill: Oh, ok.
Gandgalf interrupted them to tell then they could travel with the fellowship as long as they
wanted, also for no apparent reason and to introduce themselves.
Jill: I'm Jillian Maryanne Daniella Karly Samantha Arradell Amanda Bethany Smith, but you can
call me Jill.
Kate: And I'm Kathleen Donna Maria Tatyana Rose Lily Nadia Felicity Black. Call me Kate please.
Sam: Wow! You almost have more names than Strider!
He giggles and pinches Merry's butt. Frodo cried.
Boromir: I need some ale.
Pippin: Some weed would be nice too.
Jill goes up to Gimli
Jill: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Gimli: Ummm...
Jill: Can I call you Gimsie-Wimsies?
Gimli: Ummm...
Jill: Can I try your axe?
Gimli: NO!!!
Jill: (thinking) Zowie! He's gorgeous!
Gimli: Hey, you have a beard and a mustache!
Jill: Wow! Does that mean I'm a dwarf?
finish
A/N: So, how was it?? Flame me, I dare you!I find it extremely amusing.
