The Bad Parody

by angel467

co writer: TheSilverLady

Disclaimer: ummm...old dead guys can't write fanfiction...yeah...

Summary: There are so many freakin "girl goes back to Middle Earth and falls in love with
Legolas". So I'm writing this b/c I can. It is a little bit "special". It is such a Mary-Sue.


Chapter 2 : Stuff happens

Kate and Jill appeared suddenly in the middle of the fellowship for no apparent reason.

Aragorn: Oh no! More fangirls! Legolas, run!

Legolas: Ack! Hide me!

He ran and hid behind Aragorn. Frodo bursts into tears again because nobody likes him.

Jill and Kate stared at them for a minute before turning to each other and saying:

Jill: This is all your fault.

Kate: No it's not, its your fault. If you hadn't found those shoes, we wouldn't be here

Jill: You found the shoes! And where are we?

Kate: Middle Earth, duh. Now we have to screw up the plotline.

Jill: Why?

Kate: Because that's what happens in all the stories.

Jill: Oh, ok.

Gandgalf interrupted them to tell then they could travel with the fellowship as long as they

wanted, also for no apparent reason and to introduce themselves.

Jill: I'm Jillian Maryanne Daniella Karly Samantha Arradell Amanda Bethany Smith, but you can

call me Jill.

Kate: And I'm Kathleen Donna Maria Tatyana Rose Lily Nadia Felicity Black. Call me Kate please.

Sam: Wow! You almost have more names than Strider!

He giggles and pinches Merry's butt. Frodo cried.

Boromir: I need some ale.

Pippin: Some weed would be nice too.

Jill goes up to Gimli

Jill: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Gimli: Ummm...

Jill: Can I call you Gimsie-Wimsies?

Gimli: Ummm...

Jill: Can I try your axe?

Gimli: NO!!!

Jill: (thinking) Zowie! He's gorgeous!

Gimli: Hey, you have a beard and a mustache!

Jill: Wow! Does that mean I'm a dwarf?



finish


A/N: So, how was it?? Flame me, I dare you!I find it extremely amusing.