FF7 Spring Break

Ch.3 MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!

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Notes: FF7 and all other animes are property of their respective owners The HMC is property of the HMC and anyone that takes our idea will force your UFO to wear pants and my grandma knows Kung-Fu and is not afraid to break it ps. the punks are blue and covered in cheese

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Cloud and Vincent are wandering the streets aimlessly

Cloud: 42

Vincent: you do realize alls i asked you was 2 - 1 correct?

Cloud: NoooOOoooo

Vincent: you are an utter utter baka Cloud strife

Cloud:I have chocolate........HEHEHHEHEHEEHEEE

Vincent:*in mind* note to self Cloud+ chocolate = ACCESS DENIED!!!

Cloud:*Tripping over something* Whoaaahhh

Yuffie: oooaaaagghhooo

Cloud: Whats this?

Vincent: i think its dead......

Yuffie: IdiotsSSSSssssSSSSSssssshhhh....uugghhh

Cloud: lets bury it at air

Vincent: OK

Yuffie i am still alive!

Cloud: hmm.... lets go

*they climb a large tower and hold yuffie upside down from it*

Yuffie:HEy IM STILL LIVE EEEHHAHHAHAYYYY

Cloud: hey something brown fell!*releases Yuffie and grabs the wallet*

Vincent: Cloud You idiot i cant HOLD HER!!!!!*begins teetering at the edge*

Cloud: Its dead isnt it?

Vincent: WHAT NO!! ITS YUFFIE!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING BACK AT HER FOR GETTING DRUNK OFF HER ASS!!!!

Cloud:um....no?

BACK AT THE SPACE NEEDLE (Hostiledude: because I felt like it!)

RedXIII: Why are we on the space needle?

Person43: That thing talked! Let's poke it with these novelty sharp sticks!

*People 2-50 pull out sharp sticks and begin chasing RedXIII (Hostiledude: Person 1 is dead for some reason)*

Cait Sith: There's something I've always wanted to do here!

*Cait Sith drops all of his pennies (423) off the space needle, and sounds of pain and devastation come from the streets below, where all the citizens of Seattle have been decapitated.*

*RedXIII walks back up, full of holes*

RedXIII: Where the hell did you get all those pennies?

Cait Sith: I was using one of those novelty penny machines that imprint shapes and I got kind of carried away...

SUDDENLY!!!!.....

Ignatius Warps in in a flash of light runs behind Cait sith and grabs a stack of stolen scripts from the sovenier shop , Cecil rides in on a unicycle and begins hitting person 1 (the dead one) with a sqeaky carrot, Therius erupts from the ground of leaping flames runs to the nearest dark corner and fills it with candles and begins to meditate, Suddenly a slash appears in midair that widens and becomes a portal through time and space as Hostiledude warps in carrying Aisha,

Hostiledude: hey what the *&^% we made another wrong turn?

BACK IN FLORIDA!!!....

Cid: Letshhhsssttss to to the tap-dancing classsssshhhtttssss

Barret: I pity da ... uh... fee... i mean foo... who don't.... what were we talking about?

*Suddenly Yuffie comes flying through the air and lands in between Cid and Barret*

Yuffie: I'm drunkkkkkk....

Cid: Ha!!! *pukes* Ha!!! *pukes again*

*suddenly Cid is hit in the head with a penny*

Cid: What the #*$&#@ hell?! These were in Seattle! How did they end up falling in &#$% florida?!

Thunderous Voice: It was me!!!

Yuffie: *looks around* It seems we have a leprechaun problem...

MEANWHILE...

Vincent: I've had my fill of your whining incompetence!

Cloud: I don't like your costume either, but you don't hear me threatening to sick my kung fu grandma on you!

Vincent: I didn't say that, you $&#^@%$!

Cloud: Sounds like somebdy needs a hug!

Vincent: Get away from me, you vampire molester! I'll jump! ...ah, what the hell!

*Vincent jumps off the building*

Cloud: If only I had a pot of shillings... I'd buy a big... (Hostiledude: Sue me!!) pikachu steak!

Cloud: Either that or a gaishou... (Hostiledude: as in an external wound!!!)

MEANWHILE AT THE SPACE NEEDLE (Hostiledude: Yet again!)

Hostiledude: Holy %$#^!!! The Angels are attacking our homeworld!

Therius: We must be going!

Ignatius: But first...

*Ignatius snatches the scripts of people 1 (yes, the dead one)-50 and feeds them to Sensei Flubbiyama*

*Hostiledude cleaves a tear in the fabric of space and time and steps through*

*The rest leave in their corresponding ways, and Flubbiyama jumps off the space needle, causing a major earthquake and nearly leveling what was left of the city after the penny incident*

Cait Sith: Hmmm........(Ignatius: come on think of a smart comment THINK FOR GODS SAKE THINK!!!) Pancakes

MEANWHILE!!!...or is it?

Vincent: *injured badly and delirious* Homework is more important than chores, grandma!

Vincent: *sees a big buff guy* Hey, it's mister Rogers!

Buff Guy: I ain't no Mr. Rogers!

Mr. Rogers: Yes you are! *Takes off his shoes and shirt and throws them at Buff Guy*

Vincent: I knew you were Mr. Rogers! Pancakes!

Buff Guy Rogers: damn... Hello, kids! I'm going to teach you how to commit suicide! *Slits his throat*

*All the kids in the city scream at the same time, inciting a mass riot complete with terrorists and grandmas wielding canes and even the occasional interdimensional monster*

Vincent:mmmmm blood i mean......mmmmm blood *gets on all fours and begins licking up the blood*

Cloud Vampire!! EEEKKKK

Vincent: so?

Cloud: i dunno lets go

Vincent: ok

MeAnWhIlE (Ignatius: does that count as meanwhile...?.......wait.....i said it the other way too.......DOH!!)

Instructor: ok now heres the secret to tap dancing

Cid:*raises his hand* what was the secret again?

Instructor: i havent said it yet......hey wait your grown men why are you here?

Yuffie: Whheheeeee look at me im a dancing queen *does her victory dance*

Cid: Uh.....yeah.....

Instructor: Ohhh i see your with the girl

Barret: WHaaaaa Shid They're out of the pretty pink dancing shoes!!!! *passes out*

Instructor: I see....... well lets continue the secret is a little thing i call tapatapatapa

Cid:*raises his hand* what was the last part?

Instructor: Tapa

Cid: No the last part

Instructor: Tapa

Cid: No the LAST part:

Instructor: Tapa

Cid: Ahhh forget it ill just fake my way through it

Instuctor: yeah....anyways a 1 and a 2 and a tapa tapa tapa

Cid :* pulls out his venus gospel and begins doing the famous football players dance* AHHH SPIDER!!! * shoves is venus gospel through the ceiling*

Yuffie: YEEAAAhhhhh *does a quick spin and sending everyone next to her's head rolling*

Barret:*regaining conciousness* Noooo i pity the foo i do i do i pity em yes i do

Cid: hey lets go do something else

Yuffie: ok

Barret: i pity the foo......

MEANWHILE

Cloud: I cant believe she's gone

Vincent: Who? Yuffie?

Cloud: No MR. Rodgers

Vincent: but you said....

Cloud: MR. Rodgers!

MEAnWhile

Aeris: Thats a nice pair of hooters you have there

Tifa: Eh? oh i paid 75 dollars a pound

Aeris: thats a little expensive for owl burger

Tifa:.....yes owl burger.......

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Notes: Yes Hostiledude and me took turns writing this as did i and therius with the second and me and Cecil with the first......ne ways

REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!..........or dont come crying to me if your smote by a flaming corpse regards of therius.....

Sighned:Ignatius Gardenia

Sincerely:Therius Akira

I REALLY WANT AISHA!!!!!:Cecil Ardenos

May the darkness approach: Hostiledude